‘Oh! Look outside, look, there are zombies!’

‘Shouldn’t we really board that up?’

‘No. Look. There are some zombies.’

‘Yeah, I know. That’s why I think we should board it up.’

‘But we need to look outside. At the zombies.’

‘Well, can’t I board it up and just leave a gap to look through?’

‘We wouldn’t be able to see many zombies through a little gap, would we?’

‘I’ve got some wood or some sheet metal…’

‘We need to be able to see how many zombies there are outside.’

‘There are lots of zombies outside. We know there are zombies outside. Why do we need to see them?’

‘Because if we can’t see them how 2em">‘Sh know they’re there?’

‘Because it’s a zombie apocalypse?’

‘Oh! Look! They’re coming to say hello! We wouldn’t have known they were going to come in through the window if the window wasn’t there would we? Hello? Hello? Where’ve you gone?’