OBSTACLE COURSE

This is probably the worst place to be when being chased by a zombie. If you happen to find yourself on an army base or the set of The Krypton Factor when the zombies attack, then ensure that you don’t get trapped on the obstacle course. You will have to run through tyres and swing across muddy puddles and walk across thin planks of wood, and if you do fall off, you’ll have to go back and start again. All of this will also be more tiring than running across flat terrain.

If you are unable to steer clear of the obstacle course then just hope that it has one of those really tall walls with a knotted rope for you to climb over with. The zombies won’t be able to scale it effectively as they can’t climb. There is the faint possibility that they may realise they can walk around it…but that’s cheating so here’s hoping they’ll stick to the rules.