EMULATION

An interesting school of thought suggests that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to pretend to be a zombie and then they won’t notice you. Would that work? I don’t know. Why don’t you wait for the dead to rise and then go and stand in the middle of a horde with your arms outstretched groaning the word ‘Braaaaaiiiiins!’ Go on, give it a shot. I’m sure you’ll be fine! Hey, maybe you’ll even make some zombie friends and then you can go and have zombie tea parties and shop for new zombie clothes and braid each other’s zombie hair whilst giggling over how Zombie Chantelle keeps tripping over her own intestines. Oh! I know! Why don’t you sprout wings and go and live on the moon when the apocalypse starts. Someone once said it was made of cheese so you’ll have loads to eat! Yeah! What a great idea! Idiots.