BYPASS/BYROAD

Bypass roads are going to be extremely useful during the dark days of the apocalypse as they will be one of the safest routes to travel from A to B. No matter what mode of transport you decide to use – car, bus, motorcycle, tank, walking, boat, pram or dog with a saddle – using bypass roads will enable you to stay out of built-up areas where there are likely to be more infected people. By their very nature, bypass roads ‘bypass’ or ‘pass by’ towns and cities without actually going straight through them, and although the temptation may be quite high to enter built-up areas to scavenge for supplies, we highly recommend against it if you wish to live. Stay on bypass routes and get what you need from smaller villages and remote farms, avoiding urban areas.

It is with this in mind that the School of Survival is lobbying for more bypasses to be constructed. When the dead finally rise, a bypass will be more useful to the survival of the human race than a field, some trees and an area of natural beauty. So if a faceless construction firm, the council or the government wishes to build a bypass in your area, ignore those who are fighting against it in order to preserve the habitat of the blue-spotted toad and get that bypass built! In the end, whose survival is more important? Yours or a toad’s?