UMBRELLA
Insert in the zombie’s mouth and open it up to create a cascade effect of blood, guts and bits of brain whilst also stopping any of the above splattering onto your newly scavenged Kate Moss collection party frock. Who said that zombie killing couldn’t be fun and inventive at the same time?
Umbrellas can also be used to stop you getting wet and as a mode of transport to traverse large hordes of the undead if you happen to be practically perfect in every way.