HELICOPTER

Do you know how to fly a helicopter? No! Then what is the use of me explaining to you how to use one during a zombie apocalypse? It’s not like a bicycle where you can just get on and start peddling. You actually need to know how to use one! There are all kinds of buttons and dials about speed and turbine speed, turbine outlet temperature, horizontal situation indicators, not to mention the ADF and the VOR. Did you really think you could just hop in, turn a key and you’d be off? If you know nothing about helicopters, then forget about them – get a hang glider, or take a course now before the apocalypse begins. Just skip this next bit for now.

If you do know how to fly a helicopter you’d use it to ESCAPE! It’s not rocket science! What else are you going to use one for? As a weapon to slice up zombies with the blades in mid-flight? That’s just stupid talk!