GIRAFFE

The GIRAFFE AMB Radar defence and surveillance system used by the military provides 3D target updates over a large elevation range at a rate of one-per-second. Ultra-low antenna side-lobes combined with pulse-to-pulse and burst-to-burst frequency agility provides some resistance to jamming. Those of you who own one of these will be fucenter"aware of its operation and capabilities and those that don’t own one probably never will which is why we won’t be talking about it today. Instead we’ll be discussing the giraffe, the tallest of all land-living animal species and the perfect mode of transport during a zombie apocalypse.

Giraffes are currently on the ‘low concern’ list by the International Union for Conservation of Nature, which obviously means that they are easy to come by. So if you’re able to nab yourself a giraffe, get one whilst they’re hot.

The average speed of a giraffe can be up to 55 mph and their height (up to 18 ft) means that you can travel on the back of one through a horde of zombies without having to worry about being grabbed. Although you may have some concerns over the well-being of your steed, remember that giraffes are more than capable of looking after themselves. One kick from an adult giraffe is capable of smashing in a lion’s skull or snapping its spine. Using a giraffe as a ladder as well as a mode of transport will allow you to reach windows on the first and second floors of buildings without having to enter at the ground floor, making scavenging missions easier.

The only minor problem we can see in keeping a giraffe during a zombie apocalypse is that you will need a safe house with a very high roof and big door – unless you set up your base in a giraffe enclosure, which will then give you even more giraffes to travel around on and access to other animals at the zoo too (you could train a moose to dance for your enjoyment and penguins to go on kamikaze missions – the possibilities are endless).