SLEEP

I’m not even going to bother going into this. Of course you need to sleep. If you need me to tell you that you need to sleep then there is seriously something wrong with you. The human body needs sleep to be able to operate properly, and I know it may be difficult to get forty winks with the thought of shambling corpses outside, but you will have to. Sleep, that is. Because I don’t know if I mentioned but you need to sleep.

Hey! You also need to breathe. Maybe I should have put a segment on that in the dictionary. Make sure you breathe. Yes? Should I go back and put it in now or should I just not bother? Tell you what, I won’t bother and we’ll just forget about this whole silly sleep incident, shall we? Just make sure it doesn’t happen again, OK?