MORSE CODE

Dot dash dot dot dot dash dash dot dot dash dash dot dash dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dash dot cotton dash.

It is unlikely that many of you will be able to make much sense of what I have just written – even I can’t make much sense of what I have just written.

Morse code is one of the most well-known codes in existence. Some of you may not understand the relevance of using code during the apocalypse – after all, the use of codes came about purely so that our wartime enemies could not decipher our messages to each other and during the apocalypse this will not be necessary as zombies don’t particularly care that the eagle is going to fly at noon. On the contrary, it is wise to keep your Morse skills up to date as a more subtle means of communication. Zombies will react to the sound of human voices whether they are ‘live’ or transmitted across a radio. Therefore, if you have to make long-range communication, do it in the least vocal way possible: by using Morse code.