ENTRAILS

Entrails and intestines are inside of us and the bits that are likely to fall out of us should somebody make a deep enough cut across our midsection. It is worth noting that during a zombie apocalypse you are likely to see your fair share of entrails protruding from zombies and you need to be prepared for this.

You may think that watching a lot of horror films will desensitise you to much of the gore you will encounter on a day to day basis, but we can assure you that this will not be the case. In addition to the sight of dripping entrails, there will also be the overpowering stench and the sound of killing to contend with, and this onslaught cannot be fully appreciated on celluloid.

A simple yet effective way of learning how to cope with entrails is to befriend a local butcher and have them supply you with offal. Once you have acquired this product get your friends or family to strap it to their midriff and keep it there for an indefinite period of time. Watching your mum go about her daily tasks with pig intestines wrapped around her, smelling like an abandoned abattoir will soon have you prepared for facing the real deal.