TRAPS

OK, why would you even think about trapping a zombie? The idea is to kill them, not keep them. You’re not thinking about that children’s entertainment business again? Dressing them in silly hats and making them dance? How many times do I have to tell you? It won’t work! What? You wanted to know about making traps to catch animals that you could use for food? OK. What kind of animals? Something between five and six foot with two legs and two arms… Do I look stupid? You cannot use zombies for children’s entertainment! Or as fluffers for your amateur porn either.