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This is the best way to present one’s head during a zombie apocalypse – and quite possibly the rest of your body tooshould you be a rather hirsute person. The reasoning behind this has less to do with fashion and more to do with giving a zombie as little as possible to grab on to should you be attacked. Zombies are known to fight like girls and will grab your hair, bite and quite possibly pinch you too if they have the chance.

Having no hair will also make you a faster swimmer – according to the Goodhew theory of aerodynamics.