NUKED

Picture the scene. You have managed to find yourself a secure safe house and you’ve got all the weapons and supplies you need to last for at least six months. You have managed to get all your loved ones into your sanctuary with you and there is an attractive person to hand to enable effective repopulation when the whole affair is over.

Then the authorities go and drop a nuclear bomb on you. From reading this training manual, you will have come to the conclusion that zombies will not be your only problem. You should bear in mind that some brainless bureaucrat may take it upon themselves to start blowing up urban areas in order to attempt to control the spread of the undead. Even if you paint a sign on your roof trumpeting your presence and the fact that you are still alive, they will just look upon you as collateral damage – one person who must be sacrificed in order to save the many. This is why, at your earliest and safest opportunity, you should attempt to vacate urban areas and get out into the country. There you can watch the beautiful mushroom clouds blossom all around you and die a much more slow and painful death due to radiation poisoning.