INSURANCE

Although a cursory search of the Internet only reveals hoax and comedy versions of insurance cover in the event of a zombie apocalypse, this is not a matter to take lightly. If you feel it necessary (and should you also believe that the financial stability of the world’s currencies – and the insurance company – will survive through the apocalypse), then by all means take out a policy. Many high-profile insurance firms have specialist departments that deal with out of the ordinary requests, including the insurance of celebrity body parts and unique highly expensive items, so insurance against a zombie apocalypse must be within the realms of possibility.

At the moment one is able to purchase insurance against alien abduction and to also double the payout should you become pregnant with an alien baby during the abduction (available to both men and women), so I imagine it won’t be long before some forward-thinking insurance company comes up with the idea of zombie insurance. When they do though, we’ll be the ones who come out laughing. Alien abduction insurance will never be cashed in, but a zombie apocalypse is bound to happen.