HEAD

The head is the thing on the top of your neck where the brain is stored. In the case of a zombie apocalypse the phrase ‘Always go for the brain’ can reasonably translate to ‘Always go for the head’… What am I telling you this for? You know this, right? Right? Dear god, please tell me you know this! If you didn’t know this then when the apocalypse comes, that thing on the top of your neck – yup – that thing with the face on it! Stick it in an oven and turn the gas on… What’s an oven? Oh Jeez!