ESPRESSO

Caffeine taken in excess is thought to induce blurred vision, dizziness, insomnia, anxiety and fruity breath to name but a few of the symptoms. However, I simply cannot envisage waking up in the morning with a mob of undead to dispose of without a double espresso to get the motor running. Seeing as I will have to forego most other pleasures in life whilst my dead relatives plunder the earth I am not giving up coffee. And whilst I understand that eventually my supplies will run out, woe betide the person who has to face me in the morning to explain that there are no more beans – and heaven help them if they offer me tea instead!

At least there’ll be a lot of zombies annihilated that day. Which is never a bad thing…

That doesn’t mean that anyone surviving alongside me should pretend there’s no coffee just to get me angry – just the thought upsets me!

I need a coffee – now!