PLANE

OK, before anyone says anything, I realise that technically this should have fallen under the entry ‘Aeroplane’ and that by placing it here people may be confused and think I was going to talk about the plane that is actually a tool for shaving wood, or indeed the River Plane in Germany.

Unfortunately, due to the space constraints under A, there wasn’t any room to fit in a segment to talk about aeroplanes. But there are some important points to be made so I am left with no choice but to write about it here under the abbreviated title of ‘Plane’.

So my apologies to those who believed they would learn some interesting weapon techniques for the humble plane (tool, not the river) or to those who were hoping to find suitable areas of sanctuary along the side of the Plane (river, not the tool) because this segment is going to be entirely dedicated to the kind of plane that flies in the air – or known by its full name – the aeroplane… Well, that’s what the segment would have been about if I hadn’t run out of space again.