CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
Pop waited behind the board fence, looking at the
Delevans through a knothole. He had put his tobacco in his back
pocket so that his hands would be free to clench and unclench,
clench and unclench.
You’re on my property, his mind whispered at
them, and if his mind had had the power to kill, he would have
reached out with it and struck them both dead. You’re on my
property, goddammit, you’re on my property!
What he ought to do was go get old John Law and
bring him down on their fancy Castle View heads. That was what he
ought to do. And he would have done it, too, right then, if they
hadn’t been standing over the wreckage of the camera the boy
himself had supposedly destroyed with Pop’s blessing two weeks ago.
He thought maybe he would have tried to bullshit his way through
anyway, but he knew how they felt about him in this town. Pangborn,
Keeton, all the rest of them. Trash. That’s what they thought of
him. Trash.
Until they got their asses in a crack and needed a
fast loan and the sun was down, that was.
Clench, unclench. Clench, unclench.
They were talking, but Pop didn’t bother listening
to what they were saying. His mind was a fuming forge. Now the
litany had become: They’re on my goddam property and I can’t do
a thing about it! They’re on my goddam property and I can’t do a
thing about it! Goddam them! Goddam them!
At last they left. When he heard the rusty screech
of the gate in the alley, Pop used his key on the one in the board
fence. He slipped through and ran across the yard to his back
door—ran with an unsettling fleetness for a man of seventy, with
one hand clapped firmly against his upper right leg, as if, fleet
or not, he was fighting a bad rheumatism pain there. In fact, Pop
was feeling no pain at all. He didn’t want either his keys or the
change in his purse jingling, that was all. In case the Delevans
were still there, lurking just beyond where he could see. Pop
wouldn’t have been surprised if they were doing just that. When you
were dealing with skunks, you expected them to get up to stinking
didos.
He slipped his keys out of his pocket. Now
they rattled, and although the sound was muted, it seemed very loud
to him. He cut his eyes to the left for a moment, sure he would see
the brat’s staring sheep’s face. Pop’s mouth was set in a hard,
strained grin of fear. There was no one there.
Yet, anyway.
He found the right key, slipped it into the lock,
and went in. He was careful not to open the door to the shed too
wide, because the hinges picked up a squeal when you exercised them
too much.
Inside, he turned the thumb-bolt with a savage
twist and then went into the Emporium Galorium. He was more than at
home in these shadows. He could have negotiated the narrow,
junk-lined corridors in his sleep ... had, in fact, although
that, like a good many other things, had slipped his mind for the
time being.
There was a dirty little side window near the front
of the store that looked out upon the narrow alleyway the Delevans
had used to trespass their way into his backyard. It also gave a
sharply angled view on the sidewalk and part of the town
common.
Pop slipped up to this window between piles of
useless, valueless magazines that breathed their dusty yellow
museum scent into the dark air. He looked out into the alley and
saw it was empty. He looked to the right and saw the Delevans,
wavery as fish in an aquarium through this dirty, flawed glass,
crossing the common just below the bandstand. He didn’t watch them
out of sight in this window or go to the front windows to get a
better angle on them. He guessed they were going over to
LaVerdiere’s, and since they had already been here, they would be
asking about him. What could the little counter-slut tell them?
That he had been and gone. Anything else?
Only that he had bought two pouches of
tobacco.
Pop smiled.
That wasn’t likely to hang him.
He found a brown bag, went out back, started for
the chopping block, considered, then went to the gate in the
alleyway instead. Careless once didn’t mean a body had to be
careless again.
After the gate was locked, he took his bag to the
chopping block and picked up the pieces of shattered Polaroid
camera. He worked as fast as he could, but he took time to be
thorough.
He picked up everything but little shards and
splinters that could be seen as no more than anonymous litter. A
Police Lab investigating unit would probably be able to ID some of
the stuff left around; Pop had seen TV crime shows (when he wasn’t
watching X-rated movies on his VCR, that was) where those
scientific fellows went over the scene of a crime with little
brushes and vacuums and even pairs of tweezers, putting things in
little plastic bags, but the Castle Rock Sheriff’s Department
didn’t have one of those units. And Pop doubted if Sheriff Pangborn
could talk the State Police into sending their crime wagon, even if
Pangborn himself could be persuaded to make the effort—not for what
was no more than a case of camera theft, and that was all the
Delevans could accuse him of without sounding crazy. Once he had
policed the area, he went back inside, unlocked his “special”
drawer, and deposited the brown bag inside. He relocked the drawer
and put his keys back in his pocket. That was all right,
then. He knew all about search warrants, too. It would be a snowy
day in hell before the Delevans could get Pangbom into district
court to ask for one of those. Even if he was crazy enough to try,
the remains of the goddamned camera would be
gone—permanently—long before they could turn the trick. To
try and dispose of the pieces for good right now would be more
dangerous than leaving them in the locked drawer. The Delevans
would come back and catch him right in the middle of it. Best to
wait.
Because they would be back.
Pop Merrill knew that as well as he knew his own
name.
Later, perhaps, after all this hooraw and
foolishment died down, he would be able to go to the boy and say
Yes. That’s right. Everything you think I did, I did. Now why
don’t we just leave her alone and go back to not knowin each
other... all right? We can afford to do that. You might not think
so, at least not at first, but we can. Because look—you wanted to
bust it up because you thought it was dangerous, and I wanted to
sell it because I thought it was valuable. Turned out you was right
and I was wrong, and that’s all the revenge you’re ever gonna need.
If you knew me better, you’d know why—there ain’t many men
in this town that have ever heard me say such a thing. It sticks in
my gut, is what I mean to say, but that don’t matter, when I’m
wrong, I like to think I’m big enough to own up to it, no matter
how bad it hurts. In the end, boy, I did what you meant to do in
the first place. We all came out on the same street, is what I mean
to say, and I think we ought to let bygones be bygones. I know what
you think of me, and I know what I think of you, and neither of us
would ever vote for the other one to be Grand Marshal in the annual
Fourth of July parade, but that’s all right; we can live with that,
can’t we? What I mean to say is just this: we’re both glad that
goddam camera is gone, so let’s call it quits and walk
away.
But that was for later, and even then it was only
perhaps. It wouldn’t do for right now, that was for sure. They
would need time to cool down. Right now both of them would be
raring to tear a chunk out of his ass, like
(the dog in that pitcher)
like ... well, never mind what they’d be like. The
important thing was to be down here, business as usual and as
innocent as a goddam baby when they got back.
Because they would be back.
But that was all right. It was all right
because—
“B’cause things are under control,” Pop whispered.
“That’s what I mean to say.”
Now he did go to the front door, and switched the
CLOSED sign over to OPEN (he then turned it promptly back to CLOSED
again, but this Pop did not observe himself doing, nor would he
remember it later). All right; that was a start. What was next?
Make it look like just another normal day, no more and no less. He
had to be all surprise and
what-in-the-tar-nation-are-you-talking-about when they came back
with steam coming out of their collars, all ready to do or die for
what had already been killed just as dead as sheepdip.
So ... what was the most normal thing they could
find him doing when they came back, with Sheriff Pangborn or
without him?
Pop’s eye fixed on the cuckoo clock hanging from
the beam beside that nice bureau he’d gotten at an estate sale in
Sebago a month or six weeks ago. Not a very nice cuckoo clock,
probably one originally purchased with trading stamps by some soul
trying to be thrifty (people who could only try to be thrifty were,
in Pop’s estimation, poor puzzled souls who drifted through life in
a vague and constant state of disappointment). Still, if he could
put it right so it would run a little, he could maybe sell it to
one of the skiers who would be up in another month or two, somebody
who needed a clock at their cottage or ski-lodge because the last
bargain had up and died and who didn’t understand yet (and probably
never would) that another bargain wasn’t the solution but the
problem.
Pop would feel sorry for that person, and would
dicker with him or her as fairly as he thought he could, but he
wouldn’t disappoint the buyer. Caveet emperor was not only
what he meant to say but often did say, and he had a living to
make, didn’t he?
Yes. So he would just sit back there at his
worktable and fuss around with that clock, see if he could get it
running, and when the Delevans got back, that was what they would
find him doing. Maybe there’d even be a few prospective customers
browsing around by then; he could hope, although this was always a
slack time of year. Customers would be icing on the cake, anyway.
The important thing was how it would look: just a fellow with
nothing to hide, going through the ordinary motions and ordinary
rhythms of his ordinary day.
Pop went over to the beam and took the cuckoo clock
down, being careful not to tangle up the counterweights. He carried
it back to his worktable, humming a little. He set it down, then
felt his back pocket. Fresh tobacco. That was good, too.
Pop thought he would have himself a little pipe
while he worked.