Chapter 2

After a week spent in professions of love and
schemes of felicity, Mr. Collins was called from his amiable
Charlotte by the arrival of Saturday. The pain of separation,
however, might be alleviated on his side, by preparations for the
reception of his bride, as he had reason to hope, that shortly
after his next return into Hertfordshire, the day would be fixed
that was to make him the happiest of men. He took leave of his
relations at Longbourn with as much solemnity as before; wished his
fair cousins health and happiness again, and promised their father
another letter of thanks.
On the following Monday, Mrs. Bennet had the
pleasure of receiving her brother and his wife, who came, as usual,
to spend the Christmas at Longbourn. Mr. Gardiner was a sensible,
gentlemanlike man, greatly superior to his sister, as well by
nature as education. The Netherfield ladies would have had
difficulty in believing that a man who lived by trade, and within
view of his own warehouses, could have been so well bred and
agreeable. Mrs. Gardiner, who was several years younger than Mrs.
Bennet and Mrs. Philips, was an amiable, intelligent, elegant
woman, and a great favourite with all her Longbourn nieces. Between
the two eldest and herself, especially, there subsisted a very
particular regard. They had frequently been staying with her in
town.
The first part of Mrs. Gardiner’s business on her
arrival was to distribute her presents and describe the newest
fashions. When this was done, she had a less active part to play.
It became her turn to listen. Mrs. Bennet had many grievances to
relate, and much to complain of. They had all been very ill used
since she last saw her sister. Two of her girls had been on the
point of marriage, and after all there was nothing in it.
“I do not blame Jane,” she continued, “for Jane
would have got Mr. Bingley if she could. But, Lizzy! Oh, sister! it
is very hard to think that she might have been Mr. Collins’s wife
by this time, had not it been for her own perverseness. He made her
an offer in this very room, and she refused him. The consequence of
it is, that Lady Lucas will have a daughter married before I have,
and that Longbourn estate is just as much entailed as ever. The
Lucases are very artful people indeed, sister. They are all for
what they can get. I am sorry to say it of them, but so it is. It
makes me very nervous and poorly, to be thwarted so in my own
family, and to have neighbours who think of themselves before any
body else. However, your coming just at this time is the greatest
of comforts, and I am very glad to hear what you tell us of long
sleeves.”
Mrs. Gardiner, to whom the chief of this news had
been given before, in the course of Jane and Elizabeth’s
correspondence with her, made her sister a slight answer, and in
compassion to her nieces turned the conversation.
When alone with Elizabeth afterwards, she spoke
more on the subject. “It seems likely to have been a desirable
match for Jane,” said she. “I am sorry it went off. But these
things happen so often! A young man, such as you describe Mr.
Bingley, so easily falls in love with a pretty girl for a few
weeks, and when accident separates them so easily forgets her, that
these sort of inconstancies are very frequent.”
“An excellent consolation in its way,” said
Elizabeth; “but it will not do for us. We do not suffer by
accident. It does not often happen that the interference of friends
will persuade a young man of independent fortune to think no more
of a girl whom he was violently in love with only a few days
before.”
“But that expression of ‘violently in love’ is so
hackneyed, so doubtful, so indefinite, that it gives me very little
idea. It is as often applied to feelings which arise only from a
half hour’s acquaintance as to a real, strong attachment. Pray, how
violent was Mr. Bingley’s love?”
“I never saw a more promising inclination; he was
growing quite inattentive to other people, and wholly engrossed by
her. Every time they met, it was more decided and remarkable. At
his own ball he offended two or three young ladies by not asking
them to dance; and I spoke to him twice myself without receiving an
answer. Could there be finer symptoms? Is not general incivility
the very essence of love?”
“Oh yes! of that kind of love which I suppose him
to have felt. Poor Jane! I am sorry for her, because, with her
disposition, she may not get over it immediately. It had better
have happened to you, Lizzy; you would have laughed yourself
out of it sooner. But do you think she would be prevailed on to go
back with us? Change of scene might be of service—and perhaps a
little relief from home may be as useful as any thing.”
Elizabeth was exceedingly pleased with this
proposal, and felt persuaded of her sister’s ready
acquiescence.
“I hope,” added Mrs. Gardiner, “that no
consideration with regard to this young man will influence her. We
live in so different a part of town, all our connections are so
different, and, as you well know, we go out so little, that it is
very improbable they should meet at all, unless he really comes to
see her.”
“And that is quite impossible; for he is now
in the custody of his friend, and Mr. Darcy would no more suffer
him to call on Jane in, such a part of London! My dear aunt, how
could you think of it? Mr. Darcy may perhaps have heard of
such a place as Gracechurch Street,ak but
he would hardly think a month’s ablution enough to cleanse him from
its impurities, were he once to enter it; and depend upon it, Mr.
Bingley never stirs without him.”
“So much the better. I hope they will not meet at
all. But does not Jane correspond with his sister? She will
not be able to help calling.”
“She will drop the acquaintance entirely.”
But in spite of the certainty in which Elizabeth
affected to place this point, as well as the still more interesting
one of Bingley’s being withheld from seeing Jane, she felt a
solicitude on the subject which convinced her, on examination, that
she did not consider it entirely hopeless. It was possible, and
sometimes she thought it probable, that his affection might be
reanimated, and the influence of his friends successfully combated
by the more natural influence of Jane’s attractions.
Miss Bennet accepted her aunt’s invitation with
pleasure; and the Bingleys were no otherwise in her thoughts at the
same time than as she hoped, by Caroline’s not living in the same
house with her brother, she might occasionally spend a morning with
her, without any danger of seeing him.
The Gardiners staid a week at Longbourn; and what
with the Philipses, the Lucases, and the officers, there was not a
day without its engagement. Mrs. Bennet had so carefully provided
for the entertainment of her brother and sister, that they did not
once sit down to a family dinner. When the engagement was for home,
some of the officers always made part of it, of which officers Mr.
Wickham was sure to be one; and on these occasions Mrs. Gardiner,
rendered suspicious by Elizabeth’s warm commendation of him,
narrowly observed them both. Without supposing them, from what she
saw, to be very seriously in love, their preference of each other
was plain enough to make her a little uneasy; and she resolved to
speak to Elizabeth on the subject before she left Hertfordshire,
and represent to her the imprudence of encouraging such an
attachment.
To Mrs. Gardiner, Wickham had one means of
affording pleasure, unconnected with his general powers. About ten
or a dozen years ago, before her marriage, she had spent a
considerable time in that very part of Derbyshire to which he
belonged. They had, therefore, many acquaintance in common; and,
though Wickham had been little there since the death of Darcy’s
father, five years before, it was yet in his power to give her
fresher intelligence of her former friends than she had been in the
way of procuring.
Mrs. Gardiner had seen Pemberley, and known the
late Mr. Darcy by character perfectly well. Here, consequently, was
an inexhaustible subject of discourse. In comparing her
recollection of Pemberley with the minute description which Wickham
could give, and in bestowing her tribute of praise on the character
of its late possessor, she was delighting both him and herself. On
being made acquainted with the present Mr. Darcy’s treatment of
him, she tried to remember something of that gentleman’s reputed
disposition, when quite a lad, which might agree with it; and was
confident, at last, that she recollected having heard Mr.
Fitzwilliam Darcy formerly spoken of as a very proud, ill-natured
boy.