9

A Badger Makes a Chilling Discovery
The villagers were not the only ones in attendance
at the meeting. Throughout the evening, Rascal was stretched out on
the floor beneath Lady Longford’s table. He was pretending to be
asleep, but he kept one eye half-open, watching the door for Mr.
Baum’s arrival. Tabitha Twitchit and Felicity Frummety, taking
mental notes of all that was said, were crouched together on the
hearth near Miss Potter’s feet. Crumpet had a better view from her
place on the bar, where she kept an eye on the captain’s pocket
watch, flicking the tip of her tail faster and faster as the
speakers approached their three-minute limit. (The captain noticed
this, and said to his wife when he got home, “The oddest thing, my
dear. There was a gray tabby cat with a red collar on the bar, and
she actually seemed to be keeping time with her tail.”)
Other creatures were present, too, although they
were occupied with their own business and paid no attention to the
people in the room, who, of course, paid no attention to
them. There was a large family of mice gathering crumbs
under the floor, silly and scatterbrained as mice always are,
running off in all directions and forgetting where they were going
before they got there. A small brown spider was dreamily spinning a
new web in the corner. And another animal was present as well,
nearly as large as Rascal, but heavier, dark, and handsomely
striped. But she was outside, poking around under the window, where
(because people were angry and talked in very loud voices) she
could overhear every word that was said. After the meeting was
finished, she went round the back to visit the few turnips that
still lived in Mrs. Barrow’s wintry patch of garden. She was
digging one up when she met Rascal and the three cats, who came out
the back door.
“Well, hello, Hyacinth,” Tabitha said
cheerily. “We haven’t seen you for a while.”
You have probably already guessed that this forager
amongst the turnips is Hyacinth, the young female badger who now
holds the Badge of Authority at Holly How. She and Bosworth had
talked it over and decided that one of them should attend tonight’s
meeting and learn what the Big People were going to do about the
flying boat. Since Bosworth didn’t venture far from Holly How these
days, Hyacinth had volunteered.
“Although I don’t think there was much to be
learnt tonight,” she added, when she had told the animals why
she was there. “Too bad that Mr. Baum couldn’t hear what people
had to say. He might have changed his mind and decided to fly his
aeroplane somewhere else.”
“It’s very strange,” remarked Rascal,
cocking his head with a puzzled look. “He was planning to
come.” After he and Miss Potter had returned from Tidmarsh
Manor that afternoon, Rascal had happened to meet the brewer’s
drayman on Kendal Road. Having nothing else to do, the little dog
hopped on the brewery wagon for a ride down to the ferry, then rode
back at teatime with Dr. Butters, who was returning from a call on
the eastern side of Windermere. The doctor, one of Rascal’s many
friends, always invited him to ride in his gig. The doctor’s horse
was very fast and Rascal was delighted to accept, since he loved
the feeling of the wind blowing his ears.
“And just how do you know?” asked
Crumpet.
“I was at the landing this afternoon, when Mr.
Baum got off the ferry. He had crossed over from Cockshott Point,
where he keeps his aeroplane. I heard him tell Mr. Wyatt—they had
been on the ferry together—that he intended to go to the
meeting.”
“You don’t suppose something happened to him, do
you?” Tabitha asked, frowning.
Crumpet giggled. “You mean, like an aeroplane
crash? His own medicine, going down the wrong way?” She elbowed
Felicity Frummety, proud of her clever little joke. “Get it?
Going down the wrong way?”
Felicity (the ginger cat who lives with Mr. and
Mrs. Jennings) ignored Crumpet’s elbow. “If his aeroplane had
crashed, I’m sure we’d have heard about it.” She shuddered.
“Some of the Big People who spoke tonight were very angry. You
don’t suppose somebody’s koshed him over the head, do you?”
Felicity enjoyed both a delicate constitution and a vivid
imagination, and loved to frighten herself by conjuring up the
worst, whereupon she fled to the nearest corner and covered her
eyes with her paws until the danger was past. Crumpet liked to say
that Felicity gave new meaning to the term
scaredy-cat.
“I suppose he never intended to come at
all,” put in Crumpet, who is a very skeptical cat. “Big
Folks lie all the time.”
“Personally, I do not suppose at all,”
Rascal said in a definitive tone. “There is never any point in
supposing—at least for more than a minute or two. It is far better
to find out the facts.”
“Oh, right,” said Crumpet, with a sharply
sarcastic meow. “And just how far will you go to find out the
facts? Where does Mr. Baum live?” She answered her own
questions. “He lives at Lakeshore Manor, that’s where. On the
far side of Raven Hall, on the lake shore below Oat Cake Crag. I
make it”—she squinted, calculating—“well over a mile
away.”
“Which is why I had better be going,” said
Rascal, getting to his feet. “Major Kittredge must be ready to
leave for home. I’m sure he won’t mind if I ride along with him as
far as Raven Hall. From there, I can take the path through the
woods. Won’t be far at all.”
“Not far to go, maybe,” Crumpet said
ironically. “Plenty far to come back.” Crumpet wasn’t lazy,
but she did like to conserve energy.
Rascal ignored her. “Anybody want to go with
me?” he asked, looking around the little group.
“Tabitha?”
“Not I,” said Tabitha firmly. “I have a
date with a vole in the Anvil Cottage garden.”
“You won’t find out a thing,” Crumpet
remarked cattily. She smoothed her whiskers. “Waste of
time.”
Felicity shook her head. “I don’t go beyond the
village at night.” She shivered. “One never knows what
beasts one might encounter.”
“Well, then, it’ll have to be just me,”
Rascal said bravely. “I’ll let you know what I find out.” It
wasn’t that he was afraid, of course. Jack Russell terriers are
never afraid of anything. Or rather, they never admit to being
afraid—which is not quite the same thing.
“I’d love to go with you,” Hyacinth offered.
Unlike the village cats, who are domesticated creatures with a
preference for staying close to home, badgers are adventuresome
animals, always eager for new experiences. “But I doubt that the
major would offer me a ride,” she added, “and I don’t
think I can run as fast as the major’s horse.” Most Big Folks
in the Land Between the Lakes are prejudiced against badgers, whom
they think of as pests who raid gardens and chicken coops. Granted,
badgers do a certain amount of this, for they have to eat, too. If
badgers have set up housekeeping in your neighborhood, you would do
well to fence your turnips (Mrs. Barrow has not) and install a
strong clasp on your chicken coop door.
“He probably wouldn’t offer,” Rascal agreed
with a grin. “But the gig he’s driving has an empty wooden box
on the back, for carrying bundles and such. I’ll distract him and
give you time to jump into it. He’ll never know you’re there.”
Rascal was happy to have Hyacinth along, because badgers have very
strong claws and are fierce fighters, particularly when they are
cornered. He knew he could count on Hyacinth to back him up if they
ran into something unexpected and . . . well, dangerous. In that
event, the cats wouldn’t be any help at all. It was just as well
they stayed home.
So Rascal ran to Major Kittredge’s gig and barked
and jumped and begged with a great deal of excited energy, and the
major, who knew the little dog, immediately invited him to sit on
the driver’s seat. Whilst this was going on, Hyacinth climbed into
the box and shut the lid. As it turned out, the box wasn’t
completely empty. It contained (in addition to one badger) a dozen
eggs that the major was taking home to his wife, as well as a
parcel of biscuits that Mrs. Woodcock had baked for her
sister-in-law’s tea. Showing great restraint, Hyacinth touched
neither the eggs nor the biscuits, feeling that since she was
getting a free ride, so to speak, she ought not to take advantage.
A less well-mannered badger might have enjoyed supper en route and
arrived fully fed.
The horse was fast and they reached Raven Hall
expeditiously. Rascal made a big show of thanking the major whilst
Hyacinth climbed out of the box and hid in the shrubbery. The two
met a few moments later and made their way to the footpath that led
through the trees of Claife Woods. The nearly full moon was rising
over the lake and cast a silvery light, more than enough to see the
narrow path that wound through the still-leafless trees. And since
both the badger and the dog are accustomed to going about the
countryside after dark, they had no trouble at all in finding their
way to Lakeshore Manor, where Mr. Baum lived.
The two-story, early Victorian manor house, built
of brick and topped with a slate roof, was set on a bluff above the
waters of Windermere. Before it, a grassy park sloped steeply to
the lake’s edge, where the moon painted a wide swath of silver
across the water. Behind it towered the high cliff of Oat Cake
Crag. The house was dark and seemed (so Rascal thought) to wear an
almost frightened look, as if it were waiting for something.
“No lights,” Hyacinth whispered. “P’rhaps
Mr. Baum has already gone to bed.”
“Or he’s gone out and hasn’t returned,”
Rascal replied. But where had he gone? Not to the pub, certainly.
And they hadn’t met him on the road to the village, or on the path
from Raven Hall.
At that moment, there was a stir in a tree on the
crag, followed by the ominous crack of a twig. A dark triangular
shadow swooped with frightening suddenness down the face of the
cliff, exactly like the shape of a falling man.
Hyacinth ducked under a bush, remembering Parsley’s
tale about the ghost of a Scottish soldier who had fallen to his
death from the crag. Was it the ghost? But Rascal (who had a pretty
good idea what was going on) bravely stood his ground.
Without a sound, not even a rustle of wings, the
shadow settled in the top of a nearby tree. “Whooo?”
inquired the owl’s commanding voice. The great head swiveled from
side to side, the amber eyes glaring. “Whooo goooes there, I
say! Halt, and identify yourselves!”
“Good evening, Professor,” said the dog in a
deferential tone. All of the local animals know that it is well to
speak respectfully to the owl, who is quite large and formidable.
“It’s Rascal, from the village. And Hyacinth, from Holly How. We
hope we haven’t disturbed you.”
“Yooou have not,” the owl said in a kindlier
tone, and settled his feathers. To tell the truth, he was rather
glad to see Rascal, who had a nose for news and often carried
interesting bits of village tattle. “A bit far from home, I’d
say. What brings yooou here at this hour of the night?”
“We rode with Major Kittredge,” the dog
explained. “Mr. Baum was supposed to come to the meeting at the
pub tonight, so people could tell him how they feel about his
aeroplane. But he didn’t, and everyone is wondering why. Hyacinth
and I thought we would try to find out.”
“That is commendable,” replied the owl.
“But I doubt that yooou’ll learn anything. There’s nooobody at
hooome. There’s been nooobody at hooome all evening. At least,”
he amended, “since I have been here.” He raised his round
eyes to the moon. “Which (according tooo the stars, whooose
passage I have been observing from my vantage point atop the crag)
has been a considerable while. Three hours at least, I shooould
say. Venus is now past ten degrees from its meridian and Jupiter
has nearly reached its zenith, which is tooo say—”
“Nobody at home?” Hyacinth interrupted,
coming out from under the bush. She had never felt it necessary to
defer to the owl, whom she viewed as rather a stick-in-the-mud. She
was always polite, though, because the Professor was Uncle
Bosworth’s friend and, as an older animal, deserving of respect.
She was also quite aware that once he had well and truly launched
into a lecture on the movement of the stars, they were likely to be
here all night.
“That’s odd,” she went on, before the owl
could get his second wind. “If Mr. Baum didn’t come to the
meeting and he’s not here, where is he?”
The Professor had not liked the idea that a female
badger might hold the Holly How Badge of Authority, and when
Bosworth had first mentioned the possibility, the owl had opposed
the appointment vigorously. He was in fundamental agreement with
the French novelist Guy de Maupassant, who said, “The experience of
centuries has proved to us that females are, without exception,
incapable of any true artistic or scientific work.” The owl
believed, as he had said to his friend Bosworth, that females
suffered from “certain innate and irremediable intellectual
deficiencies” and should not be allowed to hold positions of
authority.
However, since the owl was an owl and not a badger,
his opinion regarding the Badge of Authority had not been
considered. After a grueling test that proved to Bosworth that she
suffered from no deficiencies of any sort, Hyacinth had been named
to the post. Which did not mean that the owl had to like it.
Moreover, he did not like to be interrupted when he was discussing
the stars. In fact, he did not like to be interrupted at all.
He turned a severe gaze on Hyacinth. “Perhaps
Mr. Baum met with an accident on the way tooo the village,” he
suggested in an icy tone. He lifted his wings, shook them, and
resettled them. “An unfortunate possibility, but a possibility
nooonetheless. The horse runs away, the cart is overturned, the
driver is throoown out and killed. It’s a possibility that must be
considered.” Having settled the matter, he took a deep breath
and went on. “Now, as I was saying about Jupiter—”
This time it was Rascal who interrupted, since they
really had to get on with the discussion and not be sidetracked by
an academic dissertation on the stars. “But we came by the road,
Professor, and we didn’t see anything of Mr. Baum. So I don’t think
there’s been an accident.”
“We didn’t come by the road the whole way,
though,” Hyacinth reminded him. “We only came by the road as
far as Raven Hall, with Major Kittredge. After that, we followed
the path through the woods.”
“Yes, of course,” Rascal said, seeing
immediately that Hyacinth was right. “So we need to go back by
the road and see if there’s any sign of—”
“Wait a minute,” Hyacinth said, holding up
her paw. “What’s that?”
Rascal looked around. “What’s what?” he
asked nervously.
“That noise,” Hyacinth hissed.
“Listen!”
The animals fell silent. For a moment, they heard
nothing—nothing except the companionable conversation of the wind
in the trees, the soft slush-hush-slush of the lake waters
lapping against the shore below, and far away, the inquisitive
crawk? of a night heron.
“Really,” said the Professor, still
irritated at Hyacinth. “I dooo not think—”
“Shush!” said Hyacinth.
And then all three of them heard it at the same
time: a long, low moan. Then one word, low, weak, quavery.
“Heellllp!”
It seemed to come from somewhere behind them, at
the foot of the cliff.
“Whooo?” cried the owl, lifting his wings
and turning his head from side to side to peer into the darkness
all around. “Who-who-whooo?”
“Where?” barked Rascal sharply, turning
around several times. “Where? Where are you?”
But Hyacinth wasted no time in asking questions.
With her nose to the ground and her ears tuned for any sound, she
made off into the dark, moving silently and skillfully in the way
of a badger who knows what she’s looking for. It didn’t take her
long to find it, either, in a thorny tangle of bushes growing out
of a heap of fallen stones at the foot of the cliff, some thirty
yards away. That’s where she made her chilling discovery.
For a moment, all she could do was stare. Then she
raised her voice. “Over here!” she cried urgently.
“Rascal! Professor! Over here!”
When the others reached Hyacinth, they found her
crouched beside the sprawled figure of a man. His arms were flung
out wide, his legs at odd angles, his head bleeding badly.
“Whooo?” asked the owl somberly.
“Whoooooo?”
Rascal didn’t have to look twice. Hyacinth and I
have already guessed, and I’m sure you have, too. But since the owl
has asked . . .
“It’s Mr. Baum,” Rascal replied.