Look Out! He’s Got a . . . What Is That?
Our research has shown not only that some criminals are dumb but also that some use fairly weird weapons. Some of the oddest weapons used: an index finger, an egg, a bowling ball, a wedge of cheese, an artificial leg, a twenty-one-pound turkey, a hot-fudge sundae, a banana, a frozen sausage, a lit cigarette, a one-and-a-half-pound Chihuahua, an insect, a snake, and a toilet seat.
We can just imagine a dumb criminal attempting an armed robbery with a wedge of Limburger.
“Give me your money, or I’ll cut the cheese!”