A Large Naked Anchovy and Pepperoni
Police in Indiana arrested a man after an odd crime spree. It seems he dreamed of being a pizza delivery boy, so he decided he’d audition for the part. Police got the call when he went through an entire apartment complex knocking on doors—without a pizza, and wearing only a baseball cap.
Police arriving on the scene gave chase, and the would-be delivery man fled, only to injure himself as he attempted to jump over a fence. He was, shall we say, arrested and booked in thirty minutes . . . or less.