DUMB CRIMINAL QUIZ NO. 457.2

How well do you know the dumb criminal mind?

A dumb crook tried to rob a gas station, but the attendants didn’t cooperate. When neither attendant would hand over the money, did the criminal . . .

(a) start crying and run away?

(b) challenge the attendants to an arm-wrestling contest for the money?

(c) threaten to call the police?

(d) hold his breath until he passed out?

If your answer was (c), then you’re getting the idea. A would-be bandit in Oklahoma grew so upset that the gas station attendants refused to give him the money that he threatened to call the police. When the attendants still refused, the man made good on his threat. Needless to say, he was half-gassed himself at the time.