One bright spring morning in Lafayette, Louisiana, Louis Albright had the bright idea of robbing a branch of a local bank. Louis had an even more brilliant idea for a low-cost, low-fat, completely disposable disguise. He would cover his entire head with whipped cream.
A few trial runs indicated his idea would work beautifully. The foamy “mask” sprayed on quickly and was easily wiped off. It completely covered any distinguishing marks, even his hair color. And it tasted wonderful, to boot.
Congratulating himself on his innovative idea, the human hot-fudge sundae walked into the bank and approached the teller. Unfortunately, the employees’ response to his delicious disguise was just the opposite of what he wanted. The giggles were discreet at first, but when he said, “Put all your money in the sack,” the giggles dissolved into open laughter.
By this time the whipped cream was getting warm and beginning to slide. And the teller had long ago punched the silent alarm. Before you could say “banana split,” the police arrived. The rapidly melting bank robber was quickly arrested and refrigerated downtown.
By this time the whipped cream was getting warm and beginning to slide. And the teller had long ago punched the silent alarm.