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By Sunday morning, I’d come up with a pile of ideas. A lot of them were pretty stupid. I just didn’t know if they were the kind of stupid that got on TV or not. I decided to drag Bitsie away from the Shopping Channel for a few minutes to find out what he thought. He was an expert after all.
“Come up with a decorating show idea for Kathleen?!?” he said in this really snarky voice. “That’s how you think you’re going to make the money?!?”
I knew Bitsie was just being rude because I didn’t like his idea about blackmailing Mel or stealing cars. But he was so sarcastic it really bugged me. He went, “Well, how about this, then? ‘Obsessive-Compulsive Home: For the Mentally Unstable Decorator’—Kathleen would lo-ove that one!”
Bitsie started laughing his head off. “Would you quit that?” I said. “You don’t have to act like Kathleen’s nuts just because she’s particular about her living quarters. If you knew anything, you’d know there are lots of people like that!”
I was just making it sound like I knew more than he did because, frankly, I didn’t like his attitude. But then I thought, Hey, I bet there are…