From:
Telly<[email protected]>
To: bess mercer<[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent Transportation
Dear Bess,
It was so nice to get your long newsy letter. Oh and it brought back some memories! That crazy trip of yours to the Nude Square Dancing Convention! Ha-ha. That must have been quite an adventure! Funny thing is, I can’t for the life of me remember how you got there. I don’t recall any criminal charges being laid so I figure you didn’t steal a credit card or hi-jack a car. So how did you get there? It’s silly, but I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep until I find out. It’s sort of like having a song go round and round in your head, but you can’t remember the words. So annoying.
Please get back to me as soon as humanly possible with the information. If I get it tonight, I promise I’ll write Mum Monday and ask her to let you go to the Turkey Burger again.
Desperately,
Telly
From: bess mercer<[email protected]>
To: Telly<[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent Transportation u mean it about the turkey burger?
From: Telly<[email protected]>
To: bess mercer<[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent Transportation
Yes.
From: bess mercer<[email protected]>
To: Telly<[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent Transportation
its a deal. i hitched 2 halifax and then busked on spring garden road. i sang oops i did it again 4 about 5 hours straight and then the guy who owned the store i was standing in front of gave me $173 2 leave. i was sort of insulted because i was getting pretty good. i even made up some of my own verses. but who cares? i got enuf for a bus ticket 2 TO.
looking forward 2 that burger. B