From: bess mercer<[email protected] To: Telly<[email protected]>Subject: Urgent Parental Abuse
hey telly
sure is quiet since u left. u alwayz were such a party animal. hhok. having a wild time in the big city or what? let me no if u got n e body parts u want pierced. its about time u got something pierced. remember how many i used 2 have before the infection set in and dad did his big i’m a doctor thing and made me take them all out and stay in the hospital for a week? like whats he got against piercing? the guy doesn’t appreciate the art form.
n e way I no a great place. they only take cash but they’ll put a hole in anything! (n e thing u can stand that is. hhok.)
i love toronto. sure beats the crap out of B.M. i crashed there on my way 2 that nude square dancing workshop.
the one that turned out 2 be the NEW square dancing workshop. remember how insane dad went? the guys a doctor and he acted as if he never saw a naked person before!!!!! he probably hasnt, nowing him. parents are soooo not normal.
like they wont even let me go n e where n e more! not even to the turkey burger for fries. dorothy says the police wont let me but i know its just her. i bet the “police” would let me go if it was organic. she wont even let me do n e thing. well, thats not true! how can i say that? she lets me read the paper ( !!!!!) and go on line as long as its only to e-mail u (double !!!!!!) is that fair? i steal one little bus and they act like i’m a criminal!!!!!
It was a really long letter so I’m not going to quote it word for word, but basically this is what else she said:
Me me me me me me me. Me me myself. I me me me me. Myself, I me me me. I I I I I me me I I. Me me memememe myself me. I me me me I. Etc. etc. etc.
I guess it was nice she took the time to write.