1972
It was in January of 1972 that my future destiny
as the Zeitgeist-surfing dark prince of seventies rock journalism
actually started to experience lift-off. The year began
inauspiciously enough. I returned to my student digs in Regent’s
Park in readiness for a new term at university only to discover I’d
arrived several days too soon and everything was still boarded up.
I decided to hitch-hike up to scenic Barnsley deep in the
northernmost bowels of England on the off-chance that I’d encounter
two friends, Nigel Good and Chris Roddick, who’d lately moved up
there to work on an underground paper called - if memory serves -
Styng. At 8 a.m. one grey January morning I stood at the
North London entrance to the M1 motorway with my thumb
outstretched. Five hours later, a large articulated lorry and its
obliging driver had deposited me in Barnsley town centre. There was
only one drawback: I had no address or phone number for the people
I was searching for. Not to worry, though: long-haired youths were
few and far between in this neck of the woods so I just had to
describe their appearance to some locals congregated in a market
square and they gave me exact directions. ‘Try the nearest pub’ was
their advice, and of course they were right. It was a joyous
reunion. My pals couldn’t believe I’d temporarily abandoned
swinging London to spend time in their sleepy little backwater. And
I was
just happy to not be spending the night alone sleeping in a bus
shelter.
In due course they took me back to their communal
homestead - a two-storey house with minimal furniture and no
central heating - and I got to meet the rest of the Barnsley
counter-culture. There were only five conscripts at this juncture -
Nigel, Chris, a fellow called Roger Hutchinson who was very much
the man in charge, his pal, a bespectacled youth whose name now
escapes me, and his pal’s girlfriend - so it was hardly a thriving
community; but they approached their role as rabble-rousers to the
drowsy North with great zeal and commitment. Partly, this
commitment involved publishing from time to time new issues of
their broadsheet stuffed with features detailing the latest
conspiracy theories and calling for a full-blown social revolution.
Mostly, though, it involved sitting around a smouldering log fire,
smoking copious amounts of pot and passionately voicing their
drug-drenched dreams for the future. In this regard, we were very
much kindred spirits. Well-read, streetwise druggies with a vague
work ethic were my kind of people, I was quickly discovering.
I only spent some forty-eight hours in their midst
but those hours would prove to be deeply significant ones for me
personally. I got to take speed for the first time-a black bomber -
and felt my brain suddenly rushing through my skull like a
locomotive train ablaze with thought. Twenty-four eye-popping hours
later, the comedown began, leaving me distinctly drained and
disorientated, and yet I had no regrets. The drug had freed up
something in my cerebellum and offered me a more intense way of
perceiving the world. It was an experience I was determined to try
again at the earliest opportunity.
On my last night there, I managed to broach with
Roger Hutchinson - Styng’s nominal editor - the subject of
maybe writing some articles of my own for his periodical. Not about
politics per se, but about music. He appeared enthusiastic but duly
noted that - as I was then resident in London - I’d be better off
contributing to that city’s more prolific underground network.
Roger then mentioned that he was in contact with Frendz
magazine, a fortnightly journal based in Ladbroke Grove that he
claimed was often in need of new writers. He encouraged me to visit
its Portobello Road premises upon my return. ‘Speak to either Rosie
Boycott or John May. Tell them Roger Hutchinson sent you.’ With
these words still ringing in my ears, I hitch-hiked back from the
North just in time to reconvene with the rest of my fellow students
for the unveiling of London University’s spring 1972 term.
A few underwhelming days after my return to
academia, I actually got up the nerve to travel by tube to the
address I’d been given back in Barnsley. I stepped out of Ladbroke
Grove tube station on an overcast weekday afternoon and made the
short walk under the motorway to where the butt-end of Portobello
Road intersected.
Standing before me as I reached the street was a
young man clearly in an advanced state of chemical refreshment. I
recognised him almost instantly: it was Paul Kossoff, the guitarist
from Free. Eighteen months earlier I’d been one of over half a
million attendees at the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival and had
witnessed Kossoff on stage there coaxing forth a series of
barn-burning guitar solos out of a battered Les Paul alongside his
three colleagues and being greeted with a mass standing ovation for
his efforts. Free were at their absolute peak right at that very
instant - their anthem ‘All Right Now’ had recently made no. 1 in
the UK
singles charts - and they were also Britain’s best-loved
up-and-coming outfit of the epoch.
They were also incredibly young. Kossoff and the
others had been professional musicians since 1968 and yet he was
only one year older than me. I’d just turned twenty and he was
twenty-one years old when our ships briefly passed on Portobello
Road. That’s a frightening age to suddenly be designated a
has-been. I didn’t know it then but he was already well on his way
to becoming one of the new decade’s more prominent casualties. Free
had recently broken up as a direct consequence of his drug
problems. The group would be in mid-performance only to discover
their guitarist had fallen asleep against his amplifier. Given his
marching orders in late ’71, Kossoff had quickly drowned his
sorrows by moving into Ladbroke Grove’s druggy nexus and drenching
his senses in a haze of Class A narcotics and tranquillisers. As we
edged around each other on the street that day, I locked eyes with
him for a second and he shot me a quick mischievous little smile,
the kind of look you’d get from a naughty schoolboy who’d just been
suspended for getting caught smoking behind the bike sheds. If I’d
known more about his ongoing situation, maybe I would have taken
his presence before me as some grim portent, a warning of things to
come, but those kind of reflections are only triggered by
hindsight. I was too busy finding my own way in the world - or at
the very least the elusive address I’d been given - to focus
further on his sorry fate.
Finally, I found it - 305 Portobello Road. A hippie
couple with strange black sores around their mouths were running a
health-food shop on the ground floor and told me to ring the bell
at the side door and then go up to the first floor, where
Frendz had its office. This I did, only to find myself in a
dimly lit room festooned
with dilapidated furniture, sundry battered typewriters and filing
cabinets and several beanbags masquerading as makeshift sofas.
Hardly anyone was present apart from a young woman seated at a desk
nearest the large window overlooking Portobello Road and typing
away furiously. ‘Are you by any chance Rosie Boycott?’ I recall
stammering out. She answered with a nod and smile that emboldened
me to go straight into my pitch. I was a friend of Roger Hutchinson
and he’d advised me to present myself here and offer my fledgling
writerly services to your journal. I was interested in writing
reviews and doing interviews with musicians rather than talking up
the latest bomb-detonating activities of the odious Angry Brigade
(some of whom had actually been part of Frendz’s editorial
caucus in the not-so-distant past). Did she see an outlet for me
here?
Amazingly, she replied ‘Yes, of course’ and urged
me to write something at the earliest opportunity and bring it to
the office for further perusal. I never encountered Ms Boycott
again - though we briefly spoke on the phone in the early nineties
just after she’d been made the editor of UK Esquire, the
upmarket men’s magazine - but have always held her in high esteem,
mainly because her kindness and encouragement that day made me feel
instantly accepted in this potentially daunting new world I was
trying to break into. If she’d told me to piss off I would have
probably junked all my career ambitions as a writer right there and
then.
Drawing on my student grant I next purchased three
records that had just been released that very week. One was a
mediocre album by San Francisco’s Quicksilver Messenger Service
called simply Quicksilver and another was Gonna Take a
Miracle, a soul-stirring collection of rhythm ’n’ blues covers
performed by the
gifted Italian-American singer/songwriter Laura Nyro. I’ve
forgotten what the third disc was. Burning the midnight oil in my
student garret, I scribbled out in longhand my impressions of the
music contained within until I’d fashioned three coherent reviews.
The following day I returned to Frendz with my dog-eared
pages of handwritten text only to find that Rosie Boycott had
promptly quit the paper for unexplained reasons. Her place at the
main desk had been taken by a thin young man with impressively long
Pre-Raphaelite hair called John May. I repeated my basic pitch and
then handed him the sheets containing my prose. He read them and
told me they were very good and that almost certainly they’d be
published in the next issue. I was over the fucking moon.
For the next week or so, I shied away from the
office and waited with baited, hash-stained breath for the
publication of the next Frendz issue. Then one weekend I saw
a fresh pile being sold in Compendium bookshop on the high street
in Camden Town and approached with tingling trepidation. As I
leafed furiously through the journal I couldn’t find a trace of
what I’d written but then on the last but one page there they all
were - my three reviews and my name printed prominently underneath
them.
It is always a magical empowering moment when a
writer sees his or her considered words typeset and available for
public consumption for the very first time, and I was certainly no
exception. The writing itself wasn’t particularly outstanding but
the three efforts had an engagingly naive and energetic tone, which
is just another way of saying they weren’t very good but at least
you could tell I was keen about what I was addressing. They worked
like a charm anyway. When I returned to Frendz, I was
greeted like a conquering hero and promptly offered the job of
official music
editor for the princely sum of £4 a month and all the freebies I
could siphon out of the record companies. I felt like I’d just won
the lottery. Suddenly I was a burgeoning force to be reckoned with
in the freak-flag-flying enclaves of the London underground. Little
did I know that its days were already sorely numbered. By the end
of the year it would be virtually extinct.
By early 1972 London’s various alternative press
outlets were all struggling to survive in the face of
ever-conflicting shifts in editorial direction and generally
dwindling sales. Oz - the most notorious periodical of its
ilk - had enjoyed a hearty sales boost in 1970 and briefly became a
fully fledged cultural cause célèbre that same year when its three
instigators were tried at the Old Bailey on charges of conspiring
to pervert the morals of young children. But after being
exonerated, Richard Neville, the magazine’s key motivator, had left
the enterprise to concentrate on writing books, as did their most
interesting writer Germaine Greer, and Oz had quickly
degenerated into an unattractive fusion of empty ‘subversive’
ranting and hard-core pornography. International Times, its
sister publication, was struggling on, still baying for revolution,
still trying to stick it to the man - but fewer and fewer hirsute
young Brits were laying down their hard-come-by shillings and pence
to hearken to the call.
The same was true of Frendz. It had begun
life in 1969 as Friends of Rolling Stone - a London-based
outgrowth of the seminal San Francisco fortnightly - but then Jann
Wenner, Rolling Stone’s editor and owner, had quickly grown
dissatisfied with their efforts and cut off all funding; finding
new backers, the original editorial team persevered into the
seventies, retitling their project Frendz and throwing open
their doors to any drug-diminished dissident or street-dwelling
nutcase who wished to contribute. As a result,
the journal had a short turbulent history that’s best evoked in
the printed reminiscences of those who manned the staff, edited
together in the final section of Jonathon Green’s illuminating oral
history of the sixties counter-culture Days in the Life. In
the book there’s an unforgettable description of a female acid
casualty who haunted the office whilst dragging an old mattress
behind her. She’d vanished by the time I turned up, I’m happy to
say. I couldn’t have handled her: there were already more than
enough LSD-impaired individuals flocking around the premises for me
to contend with. Syd Barrett even appeared one day - his last group
Stars was possibly going to be managed by Frendz’s ersatz
accountant, a fellow in a grimy white denim suit and satanic goatee
called Dick - and stared like a lost dog at anyone attempting to
communicate with him. He looked in a bad way - but frankly no worse
than any of the other space-cases littering the room.
Frendz had one big trump card at this
precise epoch: the unquestioning support and unstinting patronage
of Hawkwind. The Ladbroke Grove-based self-styled space rockers had
lately been promoted to the lofty position of resident Pied Pipers
for the district’s great unwashed. You’d see them everywhere -
under the Westway on top of a mud-caked pick-up truck bashing out
one of their endless space jams for free to a gaggle of saucer-eyed
onlookers or striding around the streets purposefully in a swirl of
hair, denim and cheap rococo jewellery. Most of all, I’d see them
in the office of Frendz as they tended to use the premises
for their own haphazard business purposes. Whenever they had a gig
to play - which was practically every evening - they’d congregate
there throughout the afternoon and the room would duly become
transformed into an ongoing scene from a Cheech and
Chong movie with pot-smoke billowing from every corner and
high-spirited badinage spouting forth from every pair of parched
lips in the immediate vicinity.
As a musical collective, Hawkwind were closer in
sound and spirit to a small army of psychedelic buskers than
anything that you could conceivably refer to as ‘virtuoso-driven’.
In fact, several of the original members had actually started out
as buskers or street entertainers and evidently hadn’t felt the
urge to improve on their instrumental techniques when they chose to
go electric. This made them a somewhat unpredictable commodity. You
never knew exactly what would happen when you booked the band for a
show. I’d first seen them in a club in Crawley in mid-1971; only
three members had turned up to perform. The audience that night
were treated to Hawkwind’s very own stripped-down version of ‘Jazz
Odyssey’. I’d love to have been a fly on the wall backstage when
they tried to get their fee from the promoter afterwards. But by
early 1972 they’d grown to twice that number and seemed to be
adding new recruits by the month.
Dave Brock was their guitarist, tune-smith and -
sort of - leader; he seemed somewhat older and grumpier than his
colleagues and suffered from an acute haemorrhoid condition that
the rest of the group never tired of lampooning - though never
directly to his face. (Eventually he’d get his revenge by
trade-marking the band’s name and sacking everyone from the classic
early-seventies incarnation, becoming Hawkwind’s sole trustee.) Nik
Turner - his second-in-command - was never going to cause Ornette
Coleman any sleepless nights with his saxophone playing but he had
a lot of natural style and even a hint of charisma and was also the
only man I’ve ever witnessed who could convincingly sport eye
make-up with a full beard and still not look
completely ridiculous. They’d recently brought on board a vocalist
/lyricist named Robert Calvert who was a real, bona fide nutcase.
He had occasional flashes of illumination but suffered from a
particularly severe chemical imbalance in his cerebral faculties
that often compelled him to seek temporary solace in various ‘rest
homes’ dotted around the British Isles. Also along for the ride
were two ‘electronics experts’ - Dikmik and Del Dettmar - who were
really just a couple of former pot dealers who’d fallen into
music-making by pure happenstance. The rhythm section was actually
the key ingredient to Hawkwind’s growing appeal. Drummer Simon King
and bassist ‘Lemmy’ Kilmister - both newly recruited - were able to
create a solid rumbling groove for the others to play over and it
was this cohesive piledriving contribution - hard, primitive,
metronome-like - that ultimately made the group so prized around
the country as purveyors of proto-stoner rock.
Their gigs in London and out in the suburbs quickly
became homes away from home for the nation’s young drug-dabblers,
not unlike ‘raves’ in the late eighties except with a bunch of
hairy biker types playing electrified instruments in place of an
anorak-sporting DJ gurning over the turntables. Every day was a new
adventure for Hawkwind and those who happened to find themselves in
its giddy orbit. No one at this juncture was in it for the money or
nurturing any kind of fame-seeking agenda. If the group were
offered the choice of playing for free in a field somewhere or
performing at a paying venue, they would almost always go for the
cash-free option. Hawkwind played numerous impromptu benefit shows
for Frendz and were ready to show up for virtually any
alternative community cause you could throw at them. In this
respect, they were more authentic ambassadors of
Ladbroke Grove’s bohemian demographic than the Clash, who in the
late seventies used the Westway as nothing more than a handy
photo-op backdrop for their own further self-glorification.
If Hawkwind had one shortcoming at this time it
resided in the undeniable fact that their music - live or on record
- invariably didn’t sound too good without the listener first
partaking in some form of further chemical assistance. This was
made further manifest when the group invited me and some other
Frendz contributors to accompany them to a concert being
held in one of London’s college venues in early February. The act
performing that evening were label-mates of Hawkwind’s - both were
signed to United Artists records - and based in Germany. That’s how
I got to see Can playing their debut show in England. Tago
Mago had just been completed and would soon become available,
so the group-a quintet with Japanese vocalist Damo Suzuki very much
in the foreground - spent the set further exploring the themes and
grooves they’d recently developed in the recording studio. From the
moment they began playing, you could tell that these guys were in a
different class as instrumentalists. Three of them were master
musicians who’d studied in conservatories and who now wanted to
liberate themselves from the constraints of academia by playing
free-form fusion jams on electrified instruments to stoned hippies.
The music had obvious druggy connotations but you didn’t need to be
‘on drugs’ to appreciate it. The spell they cast together was
bigger than that.
Over the next two years, I’d come to know the
members of Can quite well and can tell you from first-hand
experience that they were scholarly types who also liked nothing
more than to indulge in magic rituals and take drugs. But there was
clearly some method to their collective madness because whatever
they
were doing simply seeped into the music itself, to the point where
it seemed to glisten before the listener like a snake hypnotising
its prey as it coiled its way around the room. Miles Davis had been
exploring similar other-worldly musical terrains of late on albums
like Bitches Brew and Live-Evil but Miles’s new music
had quickly proven itself too radical and abrasive-sounding for the
UK prog bands and jazz-rock-fusion combos still in vogue to attempt
to copy; only the German ‘underground rock’ bands of the late
sixties had been affected by it, and from out of their ranks only
Can had been able to take the basic ingredients-a James Brown funk
rhythm and plenty of spacey dissonance from the keyboards and
electric guitar - and create something genuinely awe-inspiring.
What they were doing back then was never going to trouble the
mainstream, but thirty-five years later Can’s musical influence on
what passes today for contemporary rock is far easier to pinpoint
than the paltry legacies left by Jethro Tull and Yes, that era’s
most popular platinum-selling ‘cerebral rock’ entities. In this
respect, the Cologne-based outfit played a similar role in the
early seventies to the one the Velvet Underground played in the
late sixties. When they were both actually in existence, only a few
people bought their records or saw them live, but those same few
were sufficiently moved by what they’d heard and seen to start
their own groups as a direct consequence.
Still, Can’s arrival on the London live music scene
was something of a well-kept secret, attended by only a small
smattering of ticket-holders and freeloaders and garnering little
press coverage. All eyes were fixed instead on another act then
working the same circuit to riotous acclaim. David Bowie’s Ziggy
Stardust and the Spiders from Mars project was going through the
roof. The record wasn’t even out yet but the hype was everywhere in
the
press and on billboards, and Bowie was causing havoc throughout
the country with his new live show.
These days, when people talk about the end of the
sixties they like to say that the decade didn’t actually die until
1974 or even 1976. They’re wrong: the seventies came into full
effect in January of 1972 when David Bowie reinvented himself as
Ziggy Stardust. The role made him an instant megastar and gave him
the momentum to stamp his personality across the new decade in the
all-imposing way the Beatles had managed in the sixties. He’d spent
years marooned in the backwaters of the music industry but now -
royally abetted by a cigar-chomping mega-manager named Tony Defries
who modelled himself obsessively on Elvis Presley’s mentor Colonel
Tom Parker and a pushy Yank wife named Angie - Bowie suddenly held
the keys to the superhighway.
It had started in early January when he appeared
with freshly cropped red hair on the cover of Melody Maker
trumpeting his bisexuality and generally being outrageous. A few
short days after the paper’s publication, Bowie had performed his
London debut concert as Ziggy Stardust, a show I managed to attend.
As he and the Spiders from Mars were about to play their first
song, the equipment malfunctioned and there was a sudden agonising
silence that was instantly felt throughout the hall. If Bowie
hadn’t reacted promptly, he would most likely have been laughed off
the stage that night and Ziggy Stardust’s fate would have been
seriously compromised. But - being a born trouper - he’d risen to
the occasion by injecting just the right hint of self-mockery,
pointing to each flamboyant article of clothing he was adorned in
and reciting the name of its designer in an exaggerated camp
falsetto.
Then the power came back on and he and his
co-workers -
guitarist Mick Ronson, bassist Trevor Bolder and drummer Woody
Woodmansey - immediately went to work. What they unveiled that
night was a more upmarket, cerebrally involving strain of glam rock
than the fizzy pop/rock then being made by Marc Bolan’s T.Rex or
America’s Alice Cooper. Bolan was mainly for the teeny-boppers
anyway, whilst Cooper appealed specifically to shock-rock
aficionados, but Bowie’s new approach had unlimited commercial
range. Teenagers struggling with their sexual identities were able
to instantly relate, whilst bookish students and young adults could
obsessively sift through the lyrics and unravel subtle references
to Nietzschean philosophy. Suddenly he’d struck the mother lode,
becoming the era’s most adored teen idol, sex symbol, rock star and
Dylanesque pop sage in one fell swoop.
I wanted Bowie to be my first in-depth interview
for Frendz but his management and press officer were always
erecting obstacles; ‘I’m sorry - David’s at the dentist’s all this
week’ was one line they kept using on me. What they were really
saying was that their client was already way too high and mighty to
waste valuable time explaining himself to some small-circulation
rag. But then a call came through to Frendz headquarters
that the MC5 had freshly debarked from their native
Michigan to take up residence in London and try their luck on
British shores. Ronan O’Rahilly - an Irish-born would-be cultural
provocateur who’d been a prime mover behind the UK pirate-radio
boom of the mid-sixties - had bankrolled the move and was now busy
contacting the underground press offering access to the group. I
ended up doing my first-ever interview with them at their press
officer’s ground-floor Chelsea flat in early February.
The MC5 had been a big noise back in early 1969
when their debut album Kick Out the Jams - a rambunctious
audio vérité capturing
of a typical live performance - was released. A biker named J. C.
Crawford opens proceedings with the most unforgettable blast of
verbal rabble-rousing ever committed to audiotape. ‘Brothers and
sisters, you have five seconds to decide whether you are going to
be the problem or the solution,’ he intones mesmerisingly in a
hellfire preacher’s resonant baritone. Then the group hit their
first chord and you can hear the room they’re playing in being
suddenly rent asunder by the sheer volume and intensity of their
evolving performance.
The 5 were a truly phenomenal live act - the only
white US band who could potentially upstage the Rolling Stones in a
concert hall - but they also liked to cultivate a rough and ready
image of themselves as ‘anything goes’ political revolutionaries
that quickly backfired on them in the marketplace. Elektra, their
record label, let them go shortly after Kick Out the Jams’
release because their soulmates in Michigan’s White Panther Party
had alienated a leading record-selling outlet with a controversial
advert campaign in the local Motor City media. Shortly after that,
White Panther kingpin John Sinclair - also the group’s manager -
was jailed on drug charges and the 5 were suddenly cast adrift from
their social circumstances. They signed to the Atlantic label and
made a couple of studio albums but never seemed to find a solid
supportive fan base outside the Midwest. It was at this point that
heroin started finding its way into the less affluent areas of
Michigan state and various group members began falling under its
spell. Moving to England then was partly a way of distancing the
group from bad acquaintances and the dangerous places they tended
to frequent more and more whilst still resident in their old home
stretch.
The group looked like they’d been dragged through a
bush
backwards when I met them. They still talked a lot about starting
a revolution but this time it was a less specific revolution of the
mind, not one involving ‘drugs, loud music and fucking in the
streets’ - their oft-quoted manifesto of yore. Their former
evangelical, new-world-conquering ardour was now seriously tempered
by an old-world, ever-increasing bitterness about not being more
successful in the music business. Their luck had run dry and
everyone was suddenly busy being reborn under a bad sign.
The general tone for the MC5’s 1972
sojourn in the UK was set shortly after our meeting, when the group
were billed to headline a small charity gig in the Ladbroke Grove
area. They turned up late and had their set rudely curtailed after
two numbers by an enforced power cut. From that point on, bad luck,
calamity and public indifference called all the shots on their
attempted progress. They were next scheduled to perform a week-long
residency at a newly opened West End club called Bumpers. I turned
up on the first night to find only two other punters standing
around the dance floor in anticipation of the group’s appearance.
One was Viv Prince, the Pretty Things’ legendary ex-drummer,
generally regarded by those who knew him back in the day as the
closest thing to Sid Vicious that the sixties ever managed to vomit
forth. The other was a local Hells Angel crony of Prince’s with his
left leg wrapped in a cast and a large canine by his side. The MC5
that night quite literally played to three men and a dog. It would
have been funny if it hadn’t been so bloody tragic. England just
didn’t know what it was missing. The country’s concert-goers were
still hypnotised by the spectacle of musicians sporting mutton-chop
side-whiskers and standing like trees in the wind as they noodled
their way into the mists of mediocrity. The MC5’s high-energy
approach was simply too dynamic for sleepy
London town and its neighbouring precincts to comfortably relate
to. It was a criminal oversight on their part because - despite the
ongoing problems - the MC5 were still firing on all
cylinders as a live combo. That Bumpers show - notwithstanding the
complete absence of a paying audience - was one of the most
thrilling and memorable live showcases I’ve ever witnessed. A
masterclass in how to create rock ’n’ roll as a living, breathing
art form instead of some corny abstraction.
Being around the MC5 also brought me into contact
with my future collaborator, the photographer Pennie Smith. We were
introduced at one of their shows. John May had told me about her
talents and so I approached her about taking photos to accompany my
interviews. She looked at me a bit dubiously at first - but later
in the evening she became friendlier and even tentatively agreed to
bring her camera along to my next rock-star chinwag.
Getting in Pennie as my creative partner quickly
became the smartest move I ever made as a fledgling journalist.
Apart from being a brilliant and innovative capturer of
photographic images, she filled every room she entered with an air
of beauty and mystery, and musicians invariably found themselves
irresistibly drawn to her, particularly the old-school late-sixties
blues-rock breed who tended to regard me with extreme suspicion.
You’d see it when they first clapped eyes on me. Who is this
skinny hermaphrodite and what on earth does he have to say about
music to me? Then they’d see Pennie hovering enigmatically in
the background and their icy expressions would instantly thaw.
But at the same time he knows this deeply enchanting woman so he
must be doing something right. The dynamic between the two of
us was strong and mutually beneficial, plus you couldn’t ask for a
better friend than Pennie, a
genuine paragon of virtue in an all-too-imperfect world: calm,
giving, insightful, non-judgemental, devoid of ego and
tantrum-inciting. Never took drugs. Didn’t sleep around. A lot of
people thought we were having an affair but it was always strictly
platonic love between me and her. For as long as I’ve known her,
she’s been happily married to the same man - Tony Veseley - another
dear friend of mine.
Pennie was there at my side when I got to do my
second actual interview. David Bowie was still playing hard to get
but his place had been taken this time by an even more auspicious
entity: Captain Beefheart right at the top of his deeply wacky
game.
Beefheart - alias Don Van Vliet - had been a
teenage bosom buddy of Frank Zappa’s and had first come to
prominence on the mid-sixties music scene of his native California
by fronting a relatively conventional Rolling Stones-styled
mop-haired rhythm ’n’ blues combo. But something deeply
life-altering had befallen him during this period. Van Vliet’s
cousin would later confide that ‘Don was a pretty normal guy’ until
one evening he found himself trapped in a drive-in cinema watching
The Incredible Shrinking Man on acid. After that, his
perceptions were never the same. He started talking to trees and
believing he possessed supernatural powers. In 1967 he released a
potent debut album of psychedelic blues entitled Safe as
Milk with a stunning guitarist - Ry Cooder, still a teenager -
in his back-up ensemble, the first Magic Band. But Cooder quickly
abandoned ship when Beefheart experienced an LSD-impacted meltdown
during a live performance at the outset of the Summer of Love. No
matter: Beefheart simply replaced him with someone almost as good
and recorded a second album, Strictly Personal, that got
released sometime in 1968. Both efforts were roundly ignored over
in America
but in England John Peel became bedazzled by them, playing tracks
unceasingly on his Radio One Top Gear show every Sunday
afternoon. Hearing Beefheart’s demented lupine growl blaring out of
your little transistor briefly became as common a sonic
manifestation of the late-sixties quiet UK Sunday as pealing church
bells.
But then in 1969 Beefheart went into a whole new
orbit of otherness. He replaced his old band members with some
teenaged acid casualties and brainwashed them Charles Manson-style
into doing whatever he told them to. He bashed out some music on a
piano - an instrument he couldn’t play - and then browbeat his new
charges into replicating every nuance of these ‘compositions’ on
guitars, bass and drums. Amazingly, they succeeded - though it took
more than six months and almost all their remaining sanity to do
so. Beefheart next alerted Frank Zappa, who took them to his studio
and engineered two sessions, one for the backing tracks,
miraculously captured in a single three-hour session, and a later
one for Beefheart’s vocals. When it came time to do the latter, the
singer made a point of not wearing headphones so he couldn’t
actually hear the music as he was vocalising over it.
By all standards of conventional logic, it should
have sounded like caterwauling cacophony but the resulting album,
Trout Mask Replica, was inspired cacophony at the very least
and a completely unique musical statement to boot. Beefheart still
did his Howlin’ Wolf-abducted-by-aliens vocal routine but his band
had somehow struck out on a whole new musical hybrid: Delta blues
in a surreal head-on collision with free jazz. You’d listen to it
with your mouth agape, trying to locate a conventional beat or
groove, being accosted instead by a succession of fractured rhythms
that seemed to have been designed for a ballroom full of
one-legged patrons. It positively defied you to dance along to it.
Nor was it something you’d want to throw on the turntable to set up
a romantic mood - unless you were deeply disturbed in the head. I
recall reading a Kurt Cobain interview once when he claimed he and
wife Courtney Love had enjoyed ‘great sex’ whilst listening to
Trout Mask Replica. I knew then that their relationship was
doomed.
Beefheart and his new Magic Band had recorded and
released two more albums by the time our paths crossed. They were
still largely unknown quantities in the States but John Peel’s
unstinting patronage via the UK radio waves had provided them with
a healthy cult following throughout England, and so they chose
February and March of 1972 to undertake their first-ever tour of
the country (Beefheart had actually played the same circuit once
before but with a different Magic Band). Old Blighty would never
know what hit it.
My father once told me a story about Citizen
Kane’s illustrious director Orson Welles. Either he or a
colleague had to follow Welles around some picturesque Irish
village in the early sixties and record his every spontaneous
utterance as he wove his way uncertainly from pub to pub. Welles’s
glory years were far behind him at this juncture and he’d become
reduced to living off his legend by talking whimsical blarney for
travelogue TV shows. Yet his reduced circumstances had no visible
effect on his self-image. Everyone he encountered that day he’d
regale with the same priceless piece of information: ‘I’m a
genius.’ He said it countless times - to his long-suffering
co-workers, to uncomprehending barmen and waitresses, in fact to
anyone he came directly into contact with. I only mention this
because Captain Beefheart was exactly the same, utterly smitten
with himself.
The world at large might have been blissfully
ignorant of his accomplishments to date but Captain Beefheart was
still 110 per cent convinced of his own artistic pre-eminence. He
told me he was a genius at least twice within the first five
minutes of our interview. Another five minutes passed and he
started telling me that he was so in advance of all other living
artists - be they painters, sculptors, poets or composers - that
‘I’m going to have to create a whole new art form just to express
myself in for the future.’ He believed in himself with the same
nutcase totality that propelled him to believe that he could
converse meaningfully with shrubbery and insects. Again like
Welles, he was that infuriating combination: part authentic
creative visionary, part outrageous bullshitter. Still, I couldn’t
help but find his self-besotted boasting deeply entertaining and,
more important, he warmed to me - enough anyway to extend an
invitation the following day to travel with him and his band on
their rented tour bus up to Brighton, where they were booked to
play a concert at the Dome.
I arrived in the early afternoon to find Beefheart
and his co-workers already dressed up as if about to take the
stage. They were all wearing such retina-scorching colours and
fabrics it was hard to look at them seated before me on the bus
without getting dizzy. As soon as the vehicle started moving,
Beefheart sat down next to me and began talking virtually non-stop.
Several subjects were clearly transfixed in his mind. One was Frank
Zappa: he couldn’t abide the man and called him a ‘charlatan’ and
an arch-manipulator. This was a bit rich when you consider that
Zappa had been the childhood friend of Van Vliet’s who’d actually
invented the whole Captain Beefheart moniker for his young pal and
then bankrolled the creation of Trout Mask Replica. But
Beefheart was unimpressed by this largesse. He was on the
warpath against his old colleague because Zappa had dared to
release an album by a mentally ill street singer called Wild Man
Fischer on the same label - suitably named Bizarre - that he’d
released Trout Mask on. Beefheart found this unpardonable:
‘He was trying to market me as a goddamned freak! The gall of the
man!’ he kept repeating. At one point, his attack on Zappa became
so vitriolic that his new bassist, a quiet Mexican named Roy
Estrada who’d played with Zappa on all the Mothers of Invention’s
late-sixties albums, tried to intercede on his former boss’s
behalf. ‘Aw - c’mon, Don,’ he offered meekly, ‘Frank’s OK.’
‘Frank’s OK?!’ Beefheart parroted back with a thunderstruck
expression on his face. ‘Frank’s OK?! Listen to yourself, Estrada.
He’s got you brainwashed too.’
The other subject that got him all hot under the
collar was drugs. He couldn’t tolerate the perception that his
music was - in any way - drug-related. ‘Look around you - none of
my band takes drugs. We don’t make music high on LSD or anything
else. That’s all just vicious misinformation.’ I looked around and
immediately noticed the eerie thousand-yard stares beaming out of
the eye sockets of his Magic Band accomplices. Collectively
speaking, they made a singularly unconvincing advertisement for
drug-free living. Years later I’d read a biography on Beefheart and
discover that certain members had imported PCP-a mind-befuddling
tranquilliser used to stun farm animals - into the country to smoke
during their leisure time on this tour.
The bus they’d hired to transport us started
malfunctioning as we approached Brighton itself and completely gave
up the ghost just as we started coasting along the seafront. This
meant that everyone had to suddenly disembark and walk the
half-mile distance to the venue itself. I suddenly found myself in
a brand-new
role - that of Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band’s resident
shepherd. I felt like I’d been abducted into an episode of The
Twilight Zone. Everywhere we walked, fellow pedestrians would
stare at us open-mouthed as if we’d just landed from some far-away
galaxy. Beefheart was dressed up like some Las Vegas nightclub
conjurer complete with flowing cape. I kept expecting him to
produce a couple of white doves from out of his sleeves at any
given moment. And no one had even the remotest sense of earthly
direction. I had to keep checking that one of the Magic Band hadn’t
strayed off and gotten himself hopelessly lost.
Finally, we reached the concert hall just as dusk
was starting to settle in the sky. In due course, the ensemble
walked out on stage and plugged in, whilst the drummer - whose real
name was Art Tripp III - seated himself behind possibly the
smallest kit ever commandeered for a live performance-a single bass
and snare drum alongside one cymbal. Beefheart - in full evening
dress - then entered to much acclaim from the audience and gruffly
counted in the first song. As soon as the first notes were struck,
time stood still. Music like this had never been heard before - or
since. The group performed most of ‘The Spotlight Kid’ and a couple
of selections from Trout Mask Replica but the studio
recordings barely hinted at the mind-scrambling majesty of their
live renditions. Like Thelonious Monk, Beefheart had a totally
unique ‘out-there’ aesthetic sensibility and the scary strength of
personality to project it directly onto not only his band but also
his paying public. There was a genuinely superhuman power coming
out of the PA system. People just sat there slack-jawed and pinched
themselves to see whether they’d fallen asleep into some
alternative dream dimension. None of us could believe we were
hearing music this visceral and dementedly alive. You could
practically see the electricity coursing through their instruments
and taste the phlegm bubbling in Beefheart’s larynx. He wasn’t
kidding when he called them the Magic Band.
Another ‘magic’ band from America’s West Coast
who’d adopted LSD as a means to break down existing musical
barriers and create a more wide-open sonic sensibility were San
Francisco’s Grateful Dead. Ever since 1967 they’d been fondly
recognised as psychedelic-rock pioneers and all-purpose
community-minded righteous hippie dudes by John Peel’s lank-haired
listeners throughout the British Isles, but they’d only ever
managed to play one concert in England to date, at a festival in
Staffordshire in the early summer of 1970. In early ’72, though,
the group and their record company Warner Bros. bankrolled an
extended gig-playing trek through Europe that included a short tour
of England. In late March, they and their extremely large ‘extended
family’ moved into a swanky Kensington hotel in anticipation of the
shows and duly became my third interviewees.
In stark contrast to their reputation as
championship-level LSD-gobblers, they seemed a pretty down-to-earth
bunch when confronted one-on-one. They dressed like rodeo cowboys
and talked like mature overseas students checking out foreign
culture. The drugs had yet to bend their brains into some
inexplicable agenda like Beefheart’s bunch. Their music may have
been further fuelled by a healthy desire to embrace utter weirdness
but none of them was weird per se. Jerry Garcia in particular was
totally exasperated by their image and reputation and the way it
constantly impinged on his privacy. Every acid casualty in
Christendom wanted to corral him into some ‘deeply meaningful’
conversation and he’d simply had enough of indulging all these
damaged people. Hippies the world over looked up to him
as though he were some deity or oracle but Garcia was really just
an intelligent, well-read druggie with a deeply cynical streak who
felt increasingly ill at ease with the role he’d been
straitjacketed into by late-sixties bohemian culture. In time it
would get so intolerable that he would withdraw from society in
general by compulsively smoking high-grade Persian heroin. This in
turn would prove fatal: after twenty years of addiction, the drug
would end up hastening his death in 1995.
At the same time, he was one of the most singularly
gifted musicians of the latter half of the twentieth century. The
Grateful Dead were an odd bunch in that they were always being
called a rock band but they couldn’t play straight-ahead rock ’n’
roll to save their lives. They’d started out instead as a jug band
before branching out into folk and electric blues and playing long
jazz-influenced jams whenever the mood struck. By the end of the
sixties they’d even morphed into a credible country-and-western
outfit. By 1972 they meandered between these various musical
genres, performing sets that rarely ran for less than three hours
in length; there were - inevitably - valleys and peaks. You’d sit
there for what seemed like an eternity watching them noodle away on
stage silently praying that they’d actually finish the song and put
it out of its misery. But then - all of a sudden - the group would
take off into the psychedelic stratosphere and Garcia would step
forward to the lip of the stage and begin navigating his way to
that enchanted region where the sagebrush meets the stars. Cosmic
American music: Gram Parsons coined the phrase but it was the
Grateful Dead who best embodied the concept even though - after
1972 - they began slipping into a long befuddling decline.
Both Beefheart and the Dead turned up to play at a
three-day
festival held in the Northern town of Bickershaw during the first
weekend in May ’72. The event’s shady promoters had envisaged it as
a grand unveiling of the whole West Coast live rock experience to
the John Peel demographic but it soon degenerated into a sort of
mud-caked psychedelic concentration camp filled with
miserable-looking young people on dodgy hallucinogenics being
lashed by torrential wind and rain and sold inedible food.
Beefheart and the Dead performed splendidly, the former delivering
a sudden earth-shaking a cappella version of Howlin’ Wolf’s ‘Evil’
that struck terror into the hearts and minds of several acid
casualties at the lip of the stage who reacted as if suddenly
struck by lightning - but there was no getting around the fact that
the whole ugly debacle was destined to be acid rock’s last hurrah
here in the British Isles. A relentless downpouring of bad weather,
bad facilities, bad drugs and (mostly) bad music: it had worked
like a charm three years ago at Woodstock but it wasn’t working any
more.
Mind you, I had a great time. A bunch of
Frendz collaborators had hired a large van we could all
sleep in and had succeeded in getting VIP passes, so we were always
close to the action and safe from the inclement storms raging over
the bedraggled spectators. I remember on the first night standing
at the side of the stage smoking a joint and watching some
underwhelming folk singer braying into a microphone when a rotund,
Afro-headed figure dressed head to foot in frayed blue denim
suddenly approached me. ‘Are you Nick Kent?’ the figure enquired;
he seemed to be on speed and was also suffering from one of the
most pungent outbreaks of body odour my nose had ever encountered.
When I replied in the affirmative, he added, ‘Well, if you write
any better than what I’ve read of yours lately, I’m going to
seriously have to
consider breaking your hands.’ This was my first-ever conversation
with Charles Shaar Murray, my soon-to-be collaborator at the New
Musical Express.
But I’m getting slightly ahead of the actual flow
of events in early 1972. Sometime in late February I’d managed to
meet Iggy Pop, an encounter that had a cataclysmic effect on me
personally. During one of my fruitless attempts to snag a David
Bowie interview, an employer at his management firm Mainman had let
slip that Iggy had lately become one of their clients too and had
just moved from the States to take up temporary residence in a
house in London’s Maida Vale. He even gave me the address. At first
I was too scared to make direct contact, having read all about the
singer’s unpredictable ways whilst fronting the early Stooges, but
then I became friendly with a girl called Debbie Boushell, who’d
recently left her native Michigan to immerse herself in swinging
London. Back in the day she’d known both the MC5 and the
Stooges personally, and when she heard that I knew Iggy’s exact
whereabouts in England she eagerly suggested we visit his premises
together at the earliest opportunity.
One sunny afternoon we actually made the trek,
walking for ages along streets rimmed with elegantly cropped
hedgerows and exquisitely maintained gardens until we came to the
Stooges’ UK headquarters. I rang the bell, half-expecting a naked
wild man to suddenly materialise and wrestle me to the ground. But
instead the door was opened by a slender young person dressed in a
woman’s sleeveless smock and a pair of circulation-constrictingly
tight silver leather trousers. I’d always imagined Iggy Pop to be a
bull-in-a-china-shop kind of guy-a walking sea of turbulence - but
the fellow facing me - for it was he - was the epitome of charm and
well-mannered cordiality.
In point of fact, I didn’t really meet Iggy Pop
that day. I was treated to an encounter with his alter ego, Jim
Osterberg, instead. This was most fortuitous: Jim can be a
genuinely nice human being to spend time with, Iggy less so. He was
attempting to lead a chemical-free existence at this precise moment
and Iggy only came out to play back then when the drugs started
kicking in. I couldn’t get over how polite and intelligent he was.
He had exquisite manners and spoke penetratingly about Gore Vidal’s
novels and avant-garde European cinema. He was trying to assimilate
English culture and I remember we watched an episode of Steptoe
and Son on his black-and-white television, me attempting to
explain the rag-and-bone back-story behind its plot line. As per
usual, Albert and Harold Steptoe were constantly at each other’s
throats over some petty infraction, shouting comic insults at each
other across the scrapyard. Iggy turned to his guitarist James
Williamson, who was sharing the Maida Vale digs with him. ‘That’ll
be you and me in a couple of weeks’ time.’
He and Williamson couldn’t get over the fact that
television in Great Britain during 1972 tended to cease
broadcasting after 10.30 in the evening. Back in Michigan, the
Stooges had bonded over after-midnight reruns of George Romero’s
Night of the Living Dead flickering in the old homestead.
Now all they had to while away the witching hours was a test
pattern. The pair were both acquainted with the Rolling Stones’
song ‘Street Fighting Man’ and its refrain about sleepy London
town, and now they were discovering for themselves the reality of
its sentiments. London simply wasn’t swinging any more. Everything
closed down too early and the only places that stayed open after
midnight seemed to be hosting a perpetual gloomy wake for the
sixties.
At first Iggy tried to make sense of his new
surroundings, to
check out the English way at close quarters. I saw him a lot
during the next few months. He could often be espied walking around
the city alone, mapping out the London terrain street by street
until he’d covered every postal district on foot. Like Napoleon, he
was busy working up his own plan of attack on the metropolis. He’d
sometimes turn up to a gig alone and lurk in the audience, scoping
out the competition. He spoke highly of a T.Rex concert he’d
witnessed at Wembley - the same show that was filmed by Ringo Starr
for the Born to Boogie film. Iggy was quite a fan of Bolan’s
back in the day - he’d even managed to get hold of a pre-release
white-label acetate of The Slider album and played it a lot
at the Stooges’ London headquarters. He seemed to hold Bolan in
higher esteem than his new pal Bowie - at least on a musical
level.
Iggy and Bowie may have been linked by management
and general word of mouth but their individual agendas were poles
apart. Bowie was a culture-vulture tourist, a magpie chameleon
furiously ransacking all manner of cutting-edge influences in order
to create a sophisticated multi-layered pop consciousness for
himself and his audience to share in. Iggy meanwhile was a fervent
purist intent on rechannelling the bedrock blues aesthetic - two or
three chords and a hypnotic groove - through the whole white
bohemian stream-of-consciousness mindset mixed in with some
performance art. Put simply, Ziggy Stardust was ‘show business’
whilst the Stooges were ‘soul business’. The first was deeply
glamorous and alluring to behold, the latter less attractive but
potentially more life-changing to be exposed to.
Some might now see it as the difference between art
and artifice but that would be a wrong-headed claim to make.
Bowie’s Ziggy-era music was certainly artfully conceived and he had
a far
more sophisticated and varied approach to basic songcraft than
Iggy. Bowie understood what was happening in the cultural Zeitgeist
and was able to play on its various ongoing obsessions - the
sci-fi-inspired future, Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four
scenario, androgyny, Clockwork Orange, Warholesque
superstardom - to his own inspired purposes. Iggy by contrast was a
musical primitive not unlike John Lee Hooker and proud to be so.
They could only enjoy a meaningful creative and personal
relationship when Bowie finally elected to leave all his
personality-transforming masks back in the closet, which he did in
the mid-seventies when the pair moved to Berlin together. During
the early seventies, though, they were often at cross-purposes.
Bowie adored Iggy but was less enamoured by the Stooges’ input,
feeling the singer would be better served with a more
conventionally proficient back-up ensemble. Iggy meanwhile had his
own private reservations about Bowie’s effetely theatrical live
shows as well as the Bromley alien’s unfortunate tendency to hire
mime artists to share the stage with him. One was fated to levitate
to the very toppermost of the global poppermost over the next two
years, whilst the other was doomed to lay destitute in its outer
margins during the same period of time. Partly this was due to
their manager Tony Defries, who focused ruthlessly on Bowie’s
career throughout 1972, keeping Iggy and the Stooges out on the
sidelines and unemployed, save for the recording of one album and a
single live performance. But mostly it was due to the fact that the
world was still not ready to accept what the Stooges had to offer
it.
Their one and only European show took place on July
21st 1972 on a Saturday night at London’s King’s Cross Cinema
(later known as the Scala), just across the road from the train
station.
The night before, Lou Reed had made his UK live debut at the same
venue and the fledgling glitterati du jour had all come out
in force to feast their eyes and ears on the revered former Velvet
Underground kingpin’s latest musical venture. Members of a
fascinating new English act known as Roxy Music were amongst the
gauchely attired attendees seated up in the balcony. The Stooges
were there too, scoping out the competition with their customary
snake-eyed nonchalance. Backstage I caught a glimpse of Reed before
he went on. Slumped in a corner of his makeshift dressing room, his
whole body was shaking uncontrollably and his facial expression was
that of a man awaiting his own execution. His performance that
night quickly degenerated into a fiasco. The backing band he’d
hired - and christened the Tots - managed only to transform his old
Velvets repertoire from edgy art rock to feckless-sounding
bubblegum pop. And Reed’s stage fright was so palpable his voice
kept cancelling out on him because his vocal cords and neck muscles
had become rigid with fear. He was also seriously overweight, a
condition not helped by his choice of apparel - a
rhinestone-encrusted black velvet suit several sizes too small for
his portly girth. After four songs, his trousers burst their seams,
his zipper broke and the waistband began to slowly descend,
billowing around his thighs. Iggy and James Williamson - standing
at the front of the stage - found this spectacle particularly
amusing and began pointing at the falling strides with suitably
contemptuous facial expressions.
There were no such wardrobe malfunctions when the
Stooges took the same stage just twenty-four hours later. But there
was only a fraction of the audience that had turned out for Reed.
No celebrity onlookers could be found in the building - no Roxy,
Reed or Bowie, although the latter pair had been photographed
arm in arm with Iggy that very afternoon during a joint press
conference at a London hotel. No more than 200 people were present
for the show and at least half of them were only there because it
was a cheaply priced all-night event that provided warmth and
shelter to cushion the hours before London’s tube trains began
operating again at 6 a.m. Many in the balcony were already fast
asleep when the Stooges began playing at 2 in the morning. They
didn’t stay that way for long. From the opening notes, the big room
was suddenly sucked into a world rife with menace and
malevolence.
The songs the Stooges chose to perform that night
had never been heard outside of the group’s rehearsal studio - and
they never would be again. Nothing was reprised from their previous
two Elektra albums and nothing they played would be later
immortalised on Raw Power. Instead, they performed a jolting
succession of primitive works in progress. ‘This next selection is
entitled “Penetration”,’ Iggy would inform the genuinely terrified
crowd. But the song they performed had absolutely nothing in common
with the hypnotic track of the same name that would appear eight
months later on the Stooges’ third album. ‘Thank you,’ Iggy then
announced. ‘This next selection is called “Penetration” too.’ And
off they’d go again bashing out this scary, Neanderthal jungle
music that no one present had ever heard the likes of before this
night.
Iggy meanwhile gave one of the most superhuman
physical displays ever seen in public. Every nuance of his
performance is still engraved in my memory - his absolute
fearlessness, his Nijinsky-like body language and the mind-boggling
way he seemed able to defy even the laws of gravity. At one point
he placed his mike stand right at the lip of the stage, bent
backward
until his head touched the ground and then threw his whole body
forward onto it. As he and the stand descended into the audience
pit, he managed to execute a full somersault on it whilst still in
mid-air. Landing on the floor in a deft pirouette, he then
proceeded to crawl around the crowd’s feet on his chest like a
reptile.
No one had ever witnessed anything like this in
England before. The Who had been loud, anarchic-sounding and
genuinely shocking as a live attraction once upon a time but they’d
never physically confronted their audiences in such an alarming
fashion. Four years hence, UK crowds would become totally entranced
by just this sort of spectacle but in 1972 it was way too much way
too soon. The audience at the Stooges show looked genuinely
traumatised by the end. As soon as Iggy had leapt off the stage and
into the crowd, people generally scattered backwards and stood
close to the exit doors, peering nervously at the action and
praying that the singer wouldn’t come over and start tormenting
them. At the same time, they couldn’t keep their eyes off him so it
made for an interesting dynamic in the room, to say the least. John
Lydon has always claimed he was one of those present in the
audience that night and that he was left unimpressed by the
Stooges’ performance, but that is quite frankly impossible to
believe. For what Iggy and co. achieved that night was to provide
the basic blueprint for what the Sex Pistols attempted three and a
half years later: short sharp shock rock that mesmerised whilst at
the same time scaring its audience witless. Take it from one who
was actually there and saw the whole process slowly developing
throughout the early seventies: Iggy and the Stooges invented punk
just like James Brown and the Famous Flames created funk. They were
the first and they were
the best. Many self-styled punk experts have since come forward to
chronicle the genre in lofty tomes but unless you were one of those
200 jittery punters watching the Stooges’ only European show in the
summer of ’72, you weren’t there at the real beginning and don’t
really know what you’re talking about. End of sermon.
The performance had a profound effect on me,
anyway. It offered me a definitive glimpse into the decade’s real
future - the new wild frontier of Western pop culture - as well as
providing the catalyst for more gainful employment. A week or so
later, I got an unexpected phone call from a gentleman I’d never
spoken to before named Nick Logan, who claimed to be the assistant
editor of the New Musical Express. He told me the paper was
looking to run an article on Iggy and the Stooges but that they’d
been unable to secure any kind of interview via their management.
As I’d already encountered the group and had recently seen them
perform, would I be at all interested in penning a short article on
the subject for their next issue? He then spoke the magic words:
fifteen quid would be paid for every thousand words I could come up
with. I said ‘yes’ on the spot and agreed to visit the paper’s
offices in Long Acre in order to discuss further projects.
The NME and I already had one thing in
common: the broadsheet publication first appeared in 1951, the year
of my birth. Its premier issue featured my dad’s pal Vera Lynn -
the former ‘forces’ favourite’ - as its cover star. But the weekly
periodical’s initial focus on fifties crooners and
light-entertainment flavours of the month soon changed to embrace a
younger demographic when Elvis Presley exploded over in America
leading the way for home-grown imitators like Tommy Steele and
Cliff Richard to beguile Britain’s post-war youth.
By the early sixties the journal was on a
circulation ascendant as the country’s pre-eminent pop sheet.
Beatles fans bought it religiously each week in order to find out
all the latest info about their mop-haired saviours. Its golden era
to date had been the so-called British invasion beat group years
but it started to come seriously unstuck during the second half of
the decade when rock went counter-cultural and pop was suddenly
viewed as music for morons.
The NME at first simply couldn’t grasp this
new state of affairs and stumbled on cluelessly trying to
incorporate the two conflicting strains - hairy ‘underground
sounds’ and fly-by-night chartbusters - into their ink-stained
pages whilst its rival publication Melody Maker - formerly a
bastion for trad jazzers - quadrupled its own circulation figures
by throwing its full editorial might behind the rising prog regime;
by the outset of 1972, the latter was notching up weekly sales of
close to 200,000 copies whilst the NME’s readership had
fallen to less than 60,000. Their parent company IPC duly took note
of the situation and in late spring told those responsible for the
NME that it had only twelve issues left to turn around its
dwindling demographic or cease existing. IPC would inject extra
money into these issues and conjure up a nationwide publicity
campaign to hopefully draw more attention to them, but they
stressed the editors had to speedily come up with some kind of new
direction in order to keep it from becoming extinct.
With little time to waste, the paper’s two
principals - Logan and first-in-command editor Alan Lewis - began
frantically recruiting young music-driven writers from the London
underground network. Charles Shaar Murray had been the first
approached and the first to sign up as a staff member for the new
enterprise. Ian MacDonald and I were headhunted shortly
afterwards. MacDonald was a Cambridge graduate only two or three
years older than me with long receding hair and a forehead so large
you could have landed a plane on it. Behind that oft-furrowed
mega-brow of his lurked a brain that was even larger - an
all-devouring intellect that had few equals anywhere else in the
world. By midsummer the three of us had formed our own subversive
little nucleus within the journal. We weren’t particularly thrilled
to be there initially. The NME’s recent track record as a
viable youth-based periodical had been utterly dismal, to put it
kindly. But we were young and keen and arrogant enough to think we
could make a decisive difference to its fortunes whilst
simultaneously upgrading its actual contents.
The existing staff members could have reacted badly
to our arrival but instead welcomed us into their midst with
surprisingly good grace. The most approachable of the old-school
breed was a bloke named Tony Tyler, a Liverpudlian Ichabod Crane
lookalike who’d known the Beatles back in their Hamburg days and
had roadied for Bob Dylan and the Hawks in 1966. The most instantly
unforgettable was Roy Carr, a short, barrel-shaped Sancho Panza
from the North of England with a strange hair-weave and
porndirector goatee who sometimes turned up to the office dressed
in an alarmingly flamboyant suede bolero jacket festooned with a
fringe that extended to the floor. He told us all proudly this
sartorial relic from Woodstock Nation was a personal gift from the
singer of Blood, Sweat and Tears. Like Tyler, Carr had played in
beat groups during the sixties and claimed to have been sexually
propositioned by practically every female vocal talent of the era.
Like Tyler, he adopted the role of benevolent uncle to us callow
young scribes, and both gave us their collected insights on how
to stay afloat in the murky waters of Tin Pan Alleydom.
Their advice was as follows: don’t say nasty things
about Elvis Presley in print because his fans were mostly
psychopaths who thought nothing of personally stalking and then
beating up anyone who knocked their hillbilly deity. And don’t ever
write anything uncomplimentary about any act managed by Don Arden.
We saw the wisdom of their second suggestion early in the autumn of
1972 when Arden and two of his burly henchmen paid an impromptu
visit to the NME offices with the firm intention of hanging
an older staff member out of a third-storey window by his feet. The
luckless journo had penned a live review of Arden’s pet project the
Electric Light Orchestra. It had been a mostly positive write-up
and he’d only mentioned in passing that the drum solo had gone on a
bit too long, but this was enough for the most feared man in Tin
Pan Alley to turn seriously bloodthirsty and leap into attack
mode.
Apart from those pearls of wisdom, we were left to
our own devices. Lewis and Logan never tried to rein us in. We were
given carte blanche to pretty much run wild through the
early-seventies pop/rock spectrum and whatever we scribbled would
be printed unedited. Sales suddenly improved dramatically; we were
a winning team at this point and none of us failed to grasp the
heady realisation that we were in exactly the right place at the
right time.
A new decade was actually starting to define itself
and anyone with even a hint of talent and personal magnetism stood
a fighting chance of making their mark on it provided they had the
right instincts. The NME became the ideal periodical to
reflect what was about to transpire because it was fighting for its
own future too and was prepared to go to unorthodox extremes in
order to stay in circulation. Why else would they have even
considered employing someone as potentially trouble-prone as me? I
couldn’t even type my own copy. I’d turn up literally three hours
before a deadline was due, drink twenty-seven cups of coffee and
then scribble furiously onto a series of sheets of paper, each one
getting instantly shuffled over to some long-suffering secretary
who then had to make sense of my haphazard longhand and turn it
into coherent typewritten text. Unlike Murray and MacDonald, I’d
chosen not to become an actual staff member. In all the years I
worked for the paper, I was always employed as a freelancer. I
never wanted to be chained to a desk or trapped within some dull
office routine. I wanted to always be where the real action
was.
Glam rock was at its popularity peak throughout
these months and it was a trend I found easy to exploit, mainly
because I looked like a lanky girl. My choice of clothing became
more ostentatious and I began wearing clumsily applied black
eyeliner. Thus the NME tended to assign me to doorstep the
genre’s leading practitioners. Alice Cooper was having a bumper
year, with ‘School’s Out’ blaring from every jukebox throughout the
British Isles. He and his group were all staunch heterosexuals
who’d nonetheless anticipated the whole androgynous cross-dressing
fashion in rock in order to stand out in their local LA club scene
at the end of the sixties. They’d started out making
hard-on-the-ear art rock under the patronage of Frank Zappa but
subsequent exposure to the Stooges’ more anarchic allure and a
lucky encounter with a savvy young Canadian producer named Bob
Ezrin inspired them to record a spate of risqué but still
reassuringly commercial-sounding hit singles starting in 1971 with
the teen-alienation anthem ‘I’m Eighteen’.
From that point on they became showbiz interlopers
shifting units whilst crassly upsetting the sensibilities of the
world’s self-elected fuddy-duddy moral crusaders. Once the shock
wore off, though, the game was up for them. By the middle of the
decade, Alice Cooper had shrunk from a quintet to a solo act. The
singer kept the name and has continued to prevail as a wizened rock
icon over the decades that followed. This makes sense as he was the
only real professional in the entire set-up and also the only
genuinely nice guy.
The same couldn’t be said of Lou Reed. He had dead
Peter Lorre eyes and a cold inhospitable manner that evening in
autumn when I first interviewed him over a meal at a Kensington
restaurant. The London glitterati may have been ceaselessly singing
his praises that year but it had evidently done little to bolster
his brittle, sullen mood. He spent most of our conversation
bitterly itemising all the rip-offs he - as composer and instigator
of the Velvet Underground - had been the victim of over the years.
The Beatles, Stones and Dylan had been amongst the culprits, so he
claimed. It was all grumpy, petulant ego-babble. Behind his mask of
mummified disdain, Reed seemed seriously adrift. He’d just finished
recording a second solo album called Transformer that David
Bowie had produced, but its self-consciously decadent lyrical
agenda and dainty hi-gloss-production sound seemed jarringly
shallow when played next to his Velvet Underground recordings. Old
Velvets fans - all five of them - were aghast at the change in
direction, but Reed’s studio dalliance with Bowie that year would
still manage to provide him with the only two major hit singles of
his entire career - ‘Walk on the Wild Side’ and ‘Perfect
Day’.
Of all the glam acts, only Roxy Music seemed
prepared to give
Bowie a real run for his money. I met them that summer for the
first time in their managers’ Chelsea office and they were already
a pretty haughty and self-possessed bunch, a sort of ex-art-school
Lord Snooty and his pals in lurex. This was just when ‘Virginia
Plain’ - their first big hit single - was about to be released and
Brian Eno was still very much in their midst. Indeed, the
flaxen-haired synth boffin with the perfect cheekbones was the
group’s most image-friendly asset at this point in time, fulfilling
a picturesque but musically limited role similar to Brian Jones in
the Rolling Stones. His arch hermaphroditic presence blended well
with singer Bryan Ferry’s more conventional handsomeness in concert
and helped UK youth become quickly enthralled with a music that -
as their debut album still readily attests - was often far from
commercially accessible.
Roxy Music in 1972 presented the world with a camp,
Buck Rogers take on the prevailing middle-class art-rock aesthetic
that was both shockingly idiosyncratic and deeply tongue-in-cheek.
Their songwriter Bryan Ferry wrote madly sophisticated lyrics
packed with hip cross-references to other avenues of
then-contemporary art and then wedded them to music he’d clumsily
bash out crab-handedly on a piano utilising only the black notes of
the keyboard. He’d sing the results with a deliciously sleazy
quaver to his voice, like a gigolo with a knife blade held to his
throat. At first exposure you couldn’t help wondering if he - and
his co-workers - were actually a comedy act merrily taking the
piss. But Ferry was anything but self-mocking about his work and
self-image. A Geordie milkman’s son who’d been transformed by
higher education and who privately dreamed of becoming a real-life
clone of Scott Fitzgerald’s Great Gatsby, he took his career and
growing renown very, very seriously indeed. Just how seriously
was duly brought home to all onlookers some twelve months later
when he sacked Eno from the line-up and started to subtly demote
the rest of the band to backing-group status.
Talking of glam rock, the NME got me to
interview one of the form’s key spiritual forebears, Liberace, that
autumn. He gurgled when he laughed out loud and was as reassuringly
camp as the proverbial row of tents. A week later, they sent me out
to talk to Johnny Cash, who spoke from deep in his boots and looked
like he’d been carved out of granite. Never let it be said that the
journal didn’t introduce me to the full gamut of celebrity
manliness.
But I knew I’d really hit the big time when the
editors invited me to accompany Led Zeppelin - then the world’s
brashestsounding and biggest-selling rock act - on selected dates
of an end-of-the-year UK tour. Actually I really have B. P. Fallon
to thank for the assignment. A peculiar but not charmless little
man who looked like a glam-rock leprechaun and spoke like an effete
Irish hobbit, he’d lately taken on the task of drumming up press
coverage for the group after their drummer John Bonham had shredded
the clothes of their previous publicist-a long-suffering Tin Pan
Alley stalwart named Bill Harry - during a drunken altercation in a
London pub earlier in the year. He told me in advance that the
group held journalists in generally low esteem and that entering
their world could be something of a ‘Daniel in the lion’s den’
experience - at least at first - but that if I could brass it out
and not say or do anything to truly warrant their wrath, then
perhaps a mutually beneficial relationship could be struck
up.
These words would prove prophetic the night we
actually intersected. It happened on December 12th 1972 in Cardiff
- my old stomping ground - when Zeppelin were booked to play the
Capitol Cinema. I knew the venue well; I’d been temporarily
deafened there six years before by Bob Dylan and the Hawks. I’d
arrived by train from London in time to be whisked into the back of
the house by Fallon just as the quartet were beginning their first
number. What followed for almost two and a half hours was a musical
masterclass in big rock dynamics, ‘bottle’ and bravado.
I’d seen them once before at the 1970 Bath
Festival. At Bath, they’d quite simply blown every other act on the
bill right off the stage - indeed, their manager Peter Grant had
quite literally pushed one band called the Flock off the stage with
his gargantuan girth when their set threatened to clash with his
boys’ designated time-slot.
But this was now two and a half years later and the
quartet had become even more adept at weaving their singular
‘tension and release’/‘light and shade’-driven hard-rock magic act
to transfix live audiences. Plus they had two more albums’ worth of
new songs to add to their repertoire, with four selections from Led
Zep IV illuminating the set and five exclusive tracks from the
as-yet-unreleased Houses of the Holy also being performed.
As a result, the show that night sailed from one giddy climax to
another. Robert Plant preened and screamed out blood-curdling notes
that seemed capable of suddenly sending the venue’s aged
architecture crashing down around us all in a heap of rubble like
Joshua’s trumpet destroying the walls of Jericho. Jimmy Page danced
around a lot - even attempting a sliding manoeuvre with his feet
that James Brown had first perfected in the early sixties - whilst
at the same time leaving his fingers free to conjure forth a truly
devastating multiplicity of guitar riffs and lead solos. But
equally impressive were John Paul Jones and John Bonham, who -
whenever they locked in together on bass and drums - made the whole
room shake ecstatically with the intensity of their playing.
As a foursome, they were unbeatable: no other group in the world -
not even the Who at their peak - could compete with them when they
were fully focused and firing on all cylinders as was the case with
this Cardiff show. At the end of the performance they even stormed
into a brief rendition of ‘Louie Louie’ that sounded like the four
horsemen of the apocalypse inventing the concept of
testosterone-driven punk rock.
Five minutes after they’d finished playing, Fallon
- or ‘Beep’ as everyone called him - ushered Pennie and me through
the stage door and led us into a cramped space directly behind the
stage. Shortly afterwards, Jimmy Page - still perspiring from his
onstage exertions - joined us. He seemed very paranoid and ill at
ease and began demanding pointedly if and when I’d seen Zeppelin
play live before. When I recalled the Bath Festival performance, he
seemed to relax a little but then began a heated rant about ‘the
last bloody interviewer’ he’d been confronted with, who - it turned
out - had only seen the group via their one-song inclusion in the
film Supershow. As he was speaking, Robert Plant, John Paul
Jones and John Bonham all entered the room and sat down, nursing
alcoholic beverages and mischievous expressions. They’d been out
under the spotlight all evening providing entertainment for the
people. Now it was their turn to be entertained and it didn’t take
me long to realise that it was going to be at my expense. They
sniggered whenever I opened my mouth to phrase a sentence. At least
once, I heard the word ‘wanker’ being aimed in my direction.
Meanwhile, my ‘interview’ with Page was growing
increasingly confrontational. He seemed to be wilfully
misinterpreting my questions - hearing implied criticisms where
there were only innocent enquiries - and reacting as though I was
the Spanish Inquisition. At one point, I mentioned innocently that
no
American band had ever managed to convincingly duplicate the
four-piece heavy-rock formula that English rock quartets from Zep
to Free had been so successful at, but Page somehow interpreted
this harmless comment as a criticism too and went off on a petulant
put-down of the ‘aimless jamming’ of ‘overrated American bands like
the Grateful Dead’. His three band members’ smirking asides reached
a raucous crescendo at this juncture. It was then that I
impulsively decided to retaliate by bringing up the thorny subject
of all those Zep lyrics that were in reality straight lifts from
old blues numbers. Big mistake. The four members promptly walked
out with disgusted looks on their faces and the next sound I heard
was that of Peter Grant screaming ear-lacerating obscenities at B.
P. Fallon in an adjacent room for having brought me into their
world in the first place.
In a tricky situation such as this, it’s always a
distinct advantage to have a workmate as charming and alluring as
the divine Pennie Smith. The group may have been deeply unimpressed
with me but they couldn’t help but be attracted by the mysterious
beauty of the now-legendary photographer. As a result, an hour
later, we were both invited to a late-night impromptu get-together
involving the four members, Grant, Fallon, Richard Cole, their
notorious tour manager, and Phil Carson, the head of the UK branch
of Atlantic Records.
Compared to what I’d heard and read about
Zeppelin’s parties whilst on tour, it was a pretty tame affair.
There was a certain amount of cocaine-snorting - but nothing
excessive. Alcohol was freely available but nobody was particularly
drunk. At one point, someone - not a group member - half-heartedly
proposed trying to hire some prostitutes but no one else in the
room felt inclined to take him up on his offer. Instead, they just
talked, swapping
industry gossip and telling funny stories about their past
exploits. Jimmy Page regaled everyone with his tales of a teenage
Jeff Beck briefly playing guitar in the Tornados, the Joe
Meek-directed instrumental ensemble who recorded ‘Telstar’. He
seemed a lot more relaxed and even apologised for the way he’d
reacted earlier. I became embroiled in a lengthy discussion about
music with Robert Plant which soon transformed itself into a heated
debate on who was better - the Byrds or the Buffalo Springfield (I
stuck by the Byrds; Plant favoured the Springfield). Peter Grant
told a hilarious story about wrapping Little Richard in a carpet
and bodily carrying him to a gig he was refusing to perform at. At
just after 3 a.m., things started to wind down and everyone retired
peacefully to their separate hotel rooms.
The next evening, we stuck around for the second
show and then set off by car back to London at midnight. As we were
pulling out of the backstage area, Peter Grant stalked over to our
vehicle and - staring ominously in my direction - bade farewell
whilst making it abundantly clear that he wouldn’t be at all happy
if anything negative appeared in my write-up.
The big man needn’t have worried. The article I
turned in - split into two parts and run in the last couple of
NME issues printed that year - was effusive in its praise of
their live stature whilst diplomatically playing down any of the
discordant moments that had passed between us. They even ran a
photo next to the headline of me with kohl-ringed eyes and hair -
which I’d cut myself - that was short and prickly on top with long
rat’s-tail strands at the back that reached to my shoulders.
Looking at it now, I get the uneasy feeling that I may have helped
invent the mullet a full ten years before it became the de rigueur
hairstyle of the sartorially challenged eighties. I can find no
ready excuse for
this gross lapse in haircare judgement. But then again, one isn’t
really necessary. It was the seventies after all, a time when ‘good
taste’ upped sticks and went into an extended hibernation.
Bedford College chose to toss me out of their
corridors of learning just as Led Zeppelin and I were first getting
acquainted. I got the letter that December. It was bound to happen:
I rarely attended lectures and hadn’t even shown up for the
end-of-term examinations. I’d already spent too much of my young
life in dusty libraries poring over the thoughts and words of
long-dead authors. Now John Milton and his ilk could all take a
hike.
I only have two negative memories from 1972. The
first involved a speed-addled Scottish psychopath who’d sometimes
stalk the Frendz office, pushing me against the wall,
breaking a broom handle in half and then threatening to force the
splintered part into my rectal passage. The second occurred when a
rotund Jamaican landlady forcibly ejected me from the room in a
musty old All Saints Road building that I was renting from her. I’d
let one of the area’s walking wounded - an acid casualty named
Smiling Mike - sleep there in my absence and he’d supposedly done
something unspeakable on the premises. Smiling Mike died two months
after this incident. He fell whilst clambering up a drainpipe
trying to break into the third-storey apartment above
Frendz’s HQ. Hawkwind dedicated their next studio album to
his memory.
Having to deal with situations like these was what
ultimately soured me to the whole underground ethos. At this time
in my life I had little time to be indulgent with burn-outs. That
would only come to pass some years later when I became one myself.
There were some focused and vibrant people still on board the
counter-culture night train, but most conscripts I encountered
that year were incapable of summoning up any kind of genuine work
ethic to bolster their actions and rhetoric. That absurd
hippie-entitlement - everything should be free, man - was still in
the air like the stale scent of patchouli oil. Only now it was
festering into a communal sense of frustrated bitterness over the
fact that the revolution hadn’t transpired and wasn’t ever going
to. The world was turning and they were still up on the hill like
Paul McCartney’s fool or King Canute on his throne as the waves
surged towards him. What did I learn from this? That dreaming is
never enough. Action and interaction are what count if you really
want to lead a life of surprises.
When Charlie Murray and I began working for the
NME, we both had to withstand our share of catcalls from
certain self-styled underground potentates who told us in no
uncertain terms that we were selling out by working for ‘the man’.
Charlie may have been more affected than me by these taunts as his
roots within that community ran deeper.
Personally speaking, I couldn’t have cared less. If
‘selling out’ meant being read by 100,000 people - without
editorial interference - instead of 10,000, then bring it on. I’d
become a very cocky fellow indeed by the time last orders were
being called on 1972. The bashful kid I’d once been was now nowhere
to be seen. But I had some cause for self-congratulation for I was
now strapped mind, body and soul to the whirling Zeitgeist of
cutting-edge popular culture until I could feel the aftershocks
puncturing my very bones. Why, David Bowie had even written one of
the year’s most memorable songs about me. Not me specifically - but
people like me certainly, the new breed come to unshackle the new
decade from its now dysfunctional predecessor. ‘All the young dudes
carry the news,’ the chorus went. It was an
inspirational shout-out to me and all the other freshly empowered
human peacocks to keep on defiantly kicking up dust in the face of
a deeply uncertain future.
And yet I had to be careful. Glam was starting to
run out of steam and I didn’t want to end up some ‘flash in the pan
flavour of the month’ type of guy. That could easily happen unless
I got really, really good at what I was doing really, really
quickly. The more I thought it through, the more the answer to my
looming dilemma seemed to lie over in America. Kerouac had
traversed its boundaries and come up with a masterpiece as a result
of his incessant journeying. Maybe the land of opportunity would
have a similarly transformative effect on me. I had the money for a
return ticket and a few addresses. What was holding me back?