1970
When you get right down to it, the human memory is
a deceitful organ to have to rely on. Past reality gets confused
with wishful fantasy as the years march on and you can never really
guarantee that you’re replaying the unvarnished truth back to
yourself. I’ve tried to protect my memories, to keep them pristine
and authentic, but it’s been easier said than done.
Music remains the only key that can unlock the past
for me in a way that I can inherently trust. A song from the old
days strikes up and instantly a film is projected in my head,
albeit an unedited one without a linear plot line; just random
scenes thrown together to appease my reflective mood of the moment.
For example, someone just has to play an early Joni Mitchell track
or one of David Crosby’s dreamy ocean songs and their chords of
enquiry instantly transport me back to the Brighton of 1969 with
its Technicolor skies, pebble-strewn beach and jaunty air of
sweetly decaying Regency splendour. I am dimple-faced and lanky and
wandering lonely as a clod through its backstreets and arcades
looking longingly at the other people in my path: the boys
enshrouded in ill-fitting greatcoats and sagebrush beards and the
bra-less girls in long skirts sporting curtains of unstyled hair to
frame their fresh inquisitive faces.
It was at these girls in particular that my longing
looks were
aimed. Direct contact was simply not an option at this juncture of
my life. Staring forlornly at their passing forms was the only
alternative. This is what happens when you don’t have a sister and
have been sidetracked into single-sex schooling systems since the
age of eleven: women start to exert a strange and terrible
fascination, one born of sexual and romantic frustrations as well
as complete ignorance of their emotional agendas and basic thought
processes.
And so it was that - on December 31st 1969 - I
found myself glumly ruminating on my destiny to date. I kept
returning to its central dilemma: I had just turned eighteen and
yet I had never even been kissed passionately by a lady. It was an
ongoing bloody tragedy.
But then it suddenly all changed - just as everyone
was counting out the final seconds of the sixties and getting ready
to welcome in 1970. I was in a pub in Cardiff when a beautiful
woman impulsively grabbed me and forced her beer-caked tongue down
my throat. She was a student nurse down from the Valleys with her
mates to see the new decade in, she told me giddily. She had long
brown hair and wore a beige minidress that showed off her buxom
physique to bewitching effect. She smiled at me so seductively our
bodies just sank into each other. In a room full of inebriated
Welsh people, I let my hands wander over her breasts and buttocks.
So this was what the poets were talking about when they invoked the
phrase ‘all earthly ecstasy’. Suddenly, a door had opened and the
sensual world was mine to embrace.
It was only a fleeting fumble. At 12.05 I unwrapped
myself from her perfumed embrace for some thirty seconds in order
to seek the whereabouts of a male friend who’d brought me there -
only to return and find the same woman locked in an amorous clinch
with a bearded midget. The door to all earthly pleasure had
slammed shut on me almost as soon as it had swung open and yet I
left the hostelry still giddy with elation. At last I’d been
granted my initiation into fleshy desire. I was no longer on the
outside looking in, like that cloying song by Little Anthony &
the Imperials. And it had all happened just at the exact moment
that the seventies had been ushered in to raucous rejoicing. I
sensed right there and then that the new decade and I were made for
each other.
On the train back to Paddington the next day - I’d
been visiting old friends in Cardiff the night before, catching up
on their adventures ever since I’d moved almost two years earlier
from there to Horsham in Sussex, a mere thirty-mile whistle-stop
from London-I felt further compelled to review my sheltered life
thus far. Everywhere around me in the new pop counter-culture of
Great Britain and elsewhere, young people were gleefully
surrendering themselves to states of chemically induced rapture,
growing hair from every conceivable pore of their bodies and
cultivating sundry grievances against ‘the man’. And yet I was
still stuck at home with my parents, who’d brainwashed me into
believing that my adult life would be totally hamstrung without the
benefits of a full university education and degree. As a result,
most of my time was being spent furtively spoon-feeding ancient
knowledge into my cranium until it somehow stuck to the
walls.
It wasn’t a particularly easy process. I cared not
a fig for Martin Luther or his Diet of Worms. But I had three A
levels to sit - English, French and History - in May and had to
somehow cram all the arcane details of each syllabus into my
consciousness in order to get winning results. In retrospect, it
wasn’t all a pointless procedure. The French I was studying would
hold me in good
stead when I came to live in Paris in my late thirties. My English
A-level studies involved poring briefly over the poetry of both
Yeats and T. S. Eliot, and both had a forceful impact on my own
burgeoning literary aspirations. But then there’d be long
mind-numbing sessions of having to grapple with the lofty moral
agenda laid out in the collected works of John Milton.
In Paradise Lost Milton spelt it out to the
sinners: ‘temperance - the golden mean’ is what humankind needed to
adopt as an all-embracing lifestyle if they truly want to get right
with God. Wise words, but somewhat wasted on an eighteen-year-old
virgin just counting the days before he can catapult himself over
to the wild side of life.
My father was a great admirer of John Milton also.
His all-time favourite poem was Milton’s ‘On His Blindness’. He’d
often quote the final line: ‘They also serve who only stand and
waite.’ It fitted his overall view of an all-inclusive humanity. My
father was a thoughtful man who’d had his young life thrown into
turmoil first - as a child - by his own father’s bankruptcy and
then - in his early twenties - by having to fight overseas
throughout most of the Second World War. He returned in 1945 with
the after-effects of undiagnosed malaria and severe rheumatoid
arthritis partly instigated from falling out of a moving truck and
landing flat on his back on a dirt road in North Africa.
He and my mother, an infant-school teacher born and
raised in the North of England, had already met two years earlier
in a wartime canteen and had begun an ardent correspondence. They
married in 1945 at war’s end and moved into a two-storey house in
North London’s Mill Hill area that same year. At first they were
told by various doctors that my mother would be unable to conceive,
but in April of 1951 she discovered she was pregnant. I
arrived on Christmas Eve of that year after a long and complicated
birth. My parents couldn’t believe their good fortune and - rightly
sensing that I would be their only offspring - showered me with
affection.
So often these days people tartly evoke Philip
Larkin’s damning lines about family ties - ‘They fuck you up, your
mum and dad. / They may not mean to, but they do’ - as if it sums
up the whole parental process in one bitter little sound bite. But
my parents never fucked me up. They didn’t beat me or abuse me.
They loved me and fed me and encouraged me to think about
everything, to develop my own value system and stretch my attention
span. Above all else, they introduced me from a very early age to
the sensation of having one’s senses engulfed by art. Classical
music streamed through our living room constantly. Much of it -
particularly Beethoven and Richard Wagner-I found unsettlingly
bombastic but the works of Debussy and Ravel were also played often
and their enchanted melodies wove into my newly emerging brain-span
like aural fairy dust. To this day, Debussy’s music can still
stimulate within me a sense of inner well-being more profound than
anything else I’ve ever known. It is the sound of all that
unconditional love pouring down on me as a little child.
My father liked to lose himself in music. He was
often in physical pain and relied on its healing properties to keep
him emotionally buoyant. He was a professional sound recordist -
one of the best in the business. When Sir Winston Churchill - at
the very end of his life - was persuaded to read extracts of his
memoirs for recorded posterity, my dad was the one invited to
Chequers - Churchill’s stately home - to set up the equipment and
tape-record the great man’s every faltering utterance. He told
me later that Churchill was in such bad health they had to employ
an actor to replicate his gruff tones on certain passages.
At the outset of the fifties he was a staff
engineer at EMI’s Abbey Road Studios - George Martin was another
new recruit at this juncture - but the pay was so abysmal that when
I appeared, he was immediately forced to look for more financially
advantageous avenues of employment. This he found in 1952 at Radio
Luxembourg, whose London-based recording studios he basically ran
for several years. The outlet then required a daily cavalcade of
live entertainment to fill its airwaves - its transformation to a
DJ-centric pop music format was still some years off - and so my
father spent his days setting up the sessions and then recording
everyone from George Formby to Vera Lynn.
Vera Lynn and him became first-name pals: she
always had a good word for my dad. But he didn’t like her music. In
fact, he couldn’t stand his job. He didn’t like ‘light
entertainment’ - he found it all offensively simplistic. And as a
devout Christian, he was thoroughly appalled by the loose moral
conduct he often encountered in the industry: the sexual favours
and rampant alcoholism, the fly-by-night agents and managers with
their predatory ways, the shrill-voiced, pill-addled post-war prima
donnas careening from one private catastrophe to the next. When I’d
become a teenager, he told me just how flawed these people were in
his eyes. His most unforgettable reminiscence involved a much-loved
actress of the era who’d become something of an English institution
for her sympathetic, matronly portrayal of a farmer’s wife on a
popular radio broadcast. According to him, she’d once bitten a
man’s penis off whilst performing oral sex on him when the car they
were both travelling in was involved in a sudden head-on collision
with a wall. He
tried to instil in me early his belief that most popular
entertainment was - at best - smoke and mirrors and that behind its
bejewelled curtain lurked a tainted and predatory kingdom.
Both my parents viewed what passed for popular
culture in the fifties with a ferocious disdain. Elvis Presley they
considered like some degenerate hillbilly sex maniac, the musical
equivalent of Robert Mitchum in Cape Fear. Frank Sinatra
they called a ‘smarmy little gangster’: my father already knew all
the insider scuttlebutt (gossip) on his Mafia affiliations and
leg-breaking routines. When I suddenly fell under pop’s giddy
spell, it was a shock to both of them.
The first time was when I heard Elmer Bernstein’s
‘Theme from The Magnificent Seven’ on the car radio during a
family outing when I was nine going on ten. Staccato violins
suddenly stabbed out a turbulent mariachi rhythm over which a
hauntingly exuberant melody was being articulated and every atom of
my being was suddenly activated by its impact on my ears. I’d never
before heard or felt anything as thrilling as this. Every detail is
still vivid in my mind: my grandmother’s fierce eyes looking at me
from the front seat, my father’s aching back as he drove, the rank
odour of cheap petrol that permeated the back of the family car.
From that moment on, I was plugged into a new form of rapture that
my parents could never understand.
The world of pop that I found myself suddenly
enthralled with was not one that bristled with danger and raw
excitement. The early sixties were a slack time for musical
daredevilry. Elvis had been neutered by the army and his hoodlum
peers were publicly disgraced and slouching snake-eyed through
their wilderness years. Their places had been taken by a markedly
less disruptive breed of young entertainer - bland crooners with
dimpled cheeks
and puppy-dog eyes forever voicing their feelings of undying love
to some sulky beehived harpy. It was mostly cloying stuff - musical
Brylcreem that left you feeling sticky and light-headed.
But then, in October of 1962, I was listening to
popular disc jockey Alan Freeman enthusiastically address the
nation’s ‘pop-pickers’ on the kitchen radio one Sunday afternoon
when he introduced the debut single by ‘a young combo from down
Liverpool way’ that he referred to as the Beatles. The song itself,
‘Love Me Do’, wasn’t particularly groundbreaking - the harmonica
refrain dominating the arrangement had been clearly inspired by
Bruce Channel’s recent mega-hit ‘Hey! Baby’ - but the robust blend
of plaintive guitar strumming and playful Scouser vocalising made
it infectiously easy on the ear nonetheless. No one could sense in
that innocent moment that a musical and cultural revolution was
about to blow up and that the Beatles would be its central
motivating core, its leaders and all-purpose Pied Pipers.
How sweet it was to be ten years old when they
kicked off: my whole teenaged experience was illuminated by their
output and very existence. They never disappointed and each new
musical plateau they ascended to left their audience delirious with
a joy so contagious that it came to define the very spirit of the
decade itself. The better world their songs aspired to was a
universe that everyone was welcome to inhabit, one where notions of
class and racial disharmony simply melted away, where being kind
was infinitely more virtuous a pursuit than simply being cool and
where the sophistication of high art could effortlessly be fused
with the visceral impact of lowbrow pop. It was them and Dylan who
kicked open the door that had formerly kept twentieth-century
bohemian culture trapped in suffocatingly smoky nightclubs on the
outskirts of town and let it come pouring
into the high streets where young people were gathering to define
a new sort of commercial mainstream for their own consumer
urges.
Not forgetting the Rolling Stones of course. You
can never overestimate their role in detonating the rebel instincts
of my bright-eyed baby boomer generation. I should know. I was
there in the front row when the deal went down. I felt the
explosion full in the face. The force of it hot-wired my
imagination, invaded my dreams and taught me everything I needed to
know about the realities of youthful self-empowerment.
In 1959, my father - always on the lookout for
better-paying employment - was offered a senior position in a
fledgling TV company known as Harlech that was then poised to
become the Welsh branch of the ITV network. He took the job even
though it involved immediately uprooting his family from our
relatively blissful North London home and hearth and relocating in
Llandaff, a sleepy little village on the outskirts of Cardiff that
was remarkable only for its lofty-spired cathedral, one of the
largest centres of worship in all of the British Isles. I would
come to know its interior well: my parents were weekly attendees
and they obliged me to accompany them every Sunday morning until I
reached the age of fourteen.
None of us were happy in our new surroundings. My
father soon found himself in daily conflict with the higher-ups at
the studio and the accumulated stress caused his various physical
ailments to further flare up. My mother felt out of place, and I
became lonely and withdrawn, uncertain of how and where to fit in
with everyone around me.
The hearty ‘welcome in the hillsides’ that the
Welsh were always promising to shower on all foreigners entering
their
borders had been mysteriously withheld from me. At school, I was
mocked for my English accent, which I refused to modulate in order
to blend in with the blocked-sinus cadences of the South Wales
resident. I was useless at sports too - apart from cross-country
running - and as soon as I’d entered grammar school at eleven, I
found my place amongst the stragglers and the underdeveloped
lurking in the shadow-dimmed corners of the playground.
One of my fellow outsiders at school was a youth
with a facial defect who seemed at first glance to be ever so
slightly mentally challenged. We got to talking one day and he
mentioned that his father was a leading promoter of wrestling
events and pop concerts in the South Wales area. I then talked up
my dad’s role as TV studio controller and the boy became excited.
He immediately proposed a deal: if I could get my father to agree
to take him for a guided tour around his studio, he’d coerce his
dad to let me attend one of his pop concerts. He’d even take me
backstage to meet the acts.
A few days later, I was formally invited to witness
a concert that was booked into Cardiff’s Sophia Gardens on February
28th 1964. It was a package tour of recent UK hit pop acts,
headlined by an actor called John Leyton then renowned for his role
as ‘Ginger’ in the TV series Biggles who’d also scored a no.
1 hit of late with his overwrought rendition of ‘Tell Laura I Love
Her’. The rest of the bill were similarly old-school Tin Pan Alley
chancers and prancers with one marked exception: nestled well below
Leyton’s name and likeness on the marquee poster were five hirsute
faces belonging to a Richmond-based quintet of young white R &
B purists who called themselves the Rolling Stones. They’d already
started getting publicity for themselves
and had so far released two singles - the second, ‘I Wanna Be Your
Man’, being a Lennon-McCartney composition - but neither had
penetrated the top 10. They were still something of an unknown
quantity outside of the South of England as a concert attraction
and had been placed low on the bill in case their act failed to
take off in the British provinces.
At around 5 p.m. on the evening in question, I
entered the premises and was duly introduced to the acts that were
already secluded in the backstage area. They were all surprisingly
cordial with me, considering the fact that I was a pre-pubescent
twelve-year-old dressed up like the quintessential spare prick at a
wedding. Harold Wilson’s Labour government had recently been
brought into power after years of Conservative misrule and my
parents being good socialist thinkers had celebrated by buying
their only child an overcoat made in a material called ‘Gannex’
that one of Wilson’s closest supporters and business cronies had
begun manufacturing. It was supposed to be the fabric of the future
but it looked and felt like a cheap bath mat with sleeves. It was a
hideous material and was doomed to become extinct just as soon as
Wilson had left power, but not before I’d been rendered sartorially
challenged at this landmark occasion in my life.
Still, no one said anything untoward about my
catastrophic fashion sense. The early-sixties UK pop breed were an
approachable bunch if nothing else. They knew all about the devious
nature of pop success and were fastidious about always presenting a
smiling face and friendly word or two to any potential fan crossing
their paths. Jet Harris-a hopeless alcoholic and one of UK rock’s
first-ever bona fide casualties who’d been booked on the tour even
though he was so plastered all the time someone else had to play
his guitar parts behind a curtain - was even nice
to me. His girlfriend-a singer named Billie Davis - let me play
with her dog. I felt accepted by all of them and liked being in
their company. But as soon as the lights dimmed and each of them
slipped under the spotlight to reveal their stagecraft, I could
sense that they were all living in the past and only a few
heartbeats away from becoming instant entertainment-industry
relics.
All these acts basically looked the same. Thin
lips, prominent cheekbones, pompadoured Everly Brothers hair,
shark-white teeth clenched in winning smiles, tight shiny suits
with spaghetti stains on the lapels, loud shirts and skinny little
ties. They sounded identical also. Twanging guitars played at
docile, non-feedback-inducing volumes, drumming you could gently
tap your foot along with, singers clumsily attempting to reproduce
the husky-voiced drama of Elvis Presley’s recent recordings. In
fact what we the audience were seeing that night was the timely
ending of an era - the dreary watershed years separating the
fifties from this new decade we were now living in and the
beginning of true sixties culture as an oasis of unbridled
hedonism. It occurred at the very moment the Rolling Stones entered
the building.
The group had been delayed on the motorway and had
arrived just in time to literally walk on stage for their spot.
Suddenly the mood in the hall became more charged and disruptive.
The predominantly female audience had been polite in their
reception of the other acts but now they were becoming distinctly
agitated. Screams started erupting in the hall followed by a
succession of adolescent females leaving their seats and rampaging
around the building in fierce packs.
I was seated in the front row just as the lights
went down to herald the group’s onstage arrival and was suddenly
confronted by a demented young woman who angrily demanded that I
vacate my place for her. When I refused, she took off one of her
shoes and positioned the stiletto heel against my neck like a shiv
forcing me to acquiesce to her demand. One of the bouncers saw what
was going on and pulled her off me, but by that time complete
pandemonium had set in everywhere I looked. I was surrounded on all
sides by young women in a collective state of extremely heightened
sexual psychosis. They were touching themselves in inappropriate
places and letting forth primeval howls. My eyes were popping out
of my head.
This was the first time I’d ever come face to face
with ‘sex’ - never mind raging mass sexual hysteria - so you can
understand that the moment had more than a lingering impact on my
naive little psyche. They were scary broads too but I instinctively
understood the root cause of their dementia because the Rolling
Stones’ presence in the room had also sucked me into something
equally life-scrambling. The Rolling Stones never smiled and
physically they were the polar opposite of everyone else on the
bill. No ties, no Brylcreemed hair slicked back to better define
the young male forehead. The Rolling Stones didn’t have foreheads.
Just hair, big lips and a collective aura of rampaging
insolence.
They slouched onto the stage and stared witheringly
at the crowd before them as they donned their instruments. The
house compère hastily announced them only to have his utterances
drowned in screams. Then they began playing. It could have been
‘Not Fade Away’, the Buddy Holly song they’d release a week later,
thus securing their first top-10 placing and their full-on
ascension to the status of rebel-prince youth phenomenon.
All I can recall in my mind now is a vibrant,
irresistibly all-embracing sonic churn - ‘the very churn of
sedition itself’, I’d later come to call it. It was raucous and
primordial and it sent
young women into an instant state of full-on demonic possession.
Something that had previously been forbidden in white culture was
being let loose here: a kind of raw tribal abandoning of all
inhibitions that held the key to a new consciousness still
emerging. Within the space of their twenty-minute-long performance,
my childhood’s end was preordained and the door to adulthood held
tantalisingly ajar. I remember it now like someone reaching into my
brain and turning a switch that suddenly changed my fundamental
vision of life from grainy black and white into glorious
Technicolor.
They played ‘Route 66’, ‘Road Runner’ and ‘Walking
the Dog’ and they were right at the top of their game. Brian Jones
hadn’t yet fallen by the wayside as a musical contributor and he,
Jagger and Keith Richards presented a unique three-pronged attack
as live performers. Jones - the most conventionally good-looking -
minced menacingly on the left whilst Keith perfected a kind of
big-eared borstal strut to his far right, endlessly winding and
unwinding his coiled frame around the guitar rhythms he was
punching out.
The two of them perfectly bookended Jagger, who at
that point in time was one scary motherfucker to behold. No one had
seen features quite like his before: the pornographic lips, the
bird’s nest hair. The Stones had a disturbing ‘Village of the
Damned’ quality about their combined physical presence but Jagger
had the most radically alien looks of the quintet.
And his was by far the most overtly malevolent
presence in the house. At one point in the set, a spectator-I
couldn’t tell if it was male or female - rushed the stage and
attempted to grab Jagger’s legs in a sort of rugby tackle
manoeuvre. The singer responded by calmly driving his mike stand
into the interloper’s
face, causing blood and several teeth to arc across the spotlight.
It was shocking to behold but also somehow perversely appropriate.
We were all in the grip of something that was completely out of
control, a sort of mass delirium, a voodoo ceremony for the white
adolescent libido to come alive to.
By the end, all the barriers had come tumbling
down. When they left the stage, they’d obliterated every performer
and every note that had preceded them. I saw the other acts leaving
the building with their instruments and suitcases at the end of the
evening and they had to run a gauntlet of rabid female Stones fans
outside the stage door who were only too willing to call attention
to their various musical and image shortcomings.
The rules were all changing. ‘Tame’ was out.
‘Audacious’ was in. The Zeitgeist pendulum had moved to the other
end of the culture spectrum, the one diametrically opposed to
notions of conformism and bourgeois uniformity. And the Rolling
Stones were at the centre of this cultural youth quake, its
designated dam-busters.
I actually got to meet them that night too. The
promoter took me and his son into their dressing room, which wasn’t
much bigger than a toilet cubicle, about a quarter of an hour after
they’d vacated the stage. ‘Why is that little cunt getting to meet
them and not us?’ screamed an enraged female, one of many being
blocked from entering through the adjacent stage door. But hey, I
couldn’t help it if I was lucky.
At first glimpse the group looked utterly
shattered, wrung dry by the exhausting routine of travelling around
the British Isles in a cramped and underheated Transit van night
and day. Keith Richards was stretched out on a makeshift sofa, eyes
closed, mouth slightly agape, an open bottle of brown ale balanced
precariously on his lower torso. Charlie Watts and Bill Wyman were
towelling the sweat from their hair and necks and staring blankly
at their dressing-room walls as if under hypnosis. They didn’t
exactly radiate approachability but when I timidly offered them a
piece of paper to autograph, they obliged without complaint, even
though I had to gently nudge Keith in order to wake him up.
Mick Jagger was the one I was wariest of. I’d just
seen him literally smash someone’s face in and now he was standing
directly before me looking extremely angry about something or
other. For an insecure second, I thought he might be experiencing
an allergic reaction to my overcoat but then I noticed that his
livid expression was aimed squarely in the direction of Brian
Jones. Jones was surrounded by three young female fans, all of whom
were clearly captivated by his genteel Cheltenham-bred manners and
blond-haired pretty-boy insouciance. I could tell these girls were
attracted by Jagger too - they kept shooting awed glances his way -
but he frightened them with his contemptuous eyes and sullen
expression so much that they never dared actually approach him.
This set off a tense dynamic in the room: Jones swanning around
these girls like the cat who stole the cream and Jagger staring at
him with murder in his eyes.
Of course, Brian Jones had started out as the
undisputed ringleader of the Rolling Stones and was certainly
acting as though this continued to be the case. He was still
physically strong and mentally focused: the drugs and alcohol
hadn’t yet diminished him. In fact, he was possibly at his all-time
happiest at this precise juncture of his life. All his dreams were
coming true and the Stones were still fundamentally ‘his’ creation.
The Jagger- Richards songwriting partnership had yet to reach
commercial
fruition and so he could still kid himself that he held the reins
and was directing the whole operation. It would take only two or
three months for this to end all too dramatically. From then on, he
was a lost boy, a dead fop walking.
In later years, I would talk at length to many of
Brian Jones’s closest acquaintances and they would almost always
depict him as a ruinously flawed specimen of humanity. Some called
him ‘sadistic’, others ‘pathetic’. In his defence though I have to
say - he was incredibly nice to me. He was the only member of the
Stones that night who bothered to engage me in conversation. He
wasn’t condescending in the least; he told me he thought it was
‘fantastic’ that someone so young was coming to their shows. He
said ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ repeatedly. He took his
self-appointed role as the Stones’ good-will ambassador so
seriously it was almost quaint to behold. He was so clean,
courteous and daintily expressive it seemed unthinkable that he
might be harbouring dark intentions under all that golden hair. He
had me smitten anyway. Suddenly I had my future adult agenda mapped
out before me. This was exactly the kind of person I was determined
to grow up and become.
It was providential indeed then that my parents
hadn’t actually heard of the Rolling Stones when they reluctantly
agreed to let me attend the concert I’ve just described. If they
had, I would never have been allowed near the venue. In the
following months, however, they became aware of the group’s
existence and began loudly regretting the fact that I’d been
exposed to their worrisome influence.
Things reached a head in early ’65 when three group
members were brought to court in order to answer charges that
they’d urinated all over the forecourt of a garage somewhere out in
the
provinces. ‘These people you seem to idolise - they’re nothing but
degenerates,’ my mother scolded. My father went even further,
invoking a word I’d never heard before. ‘There’s something decadent
about that bunch of animals,’ he said one evening as images of the
group exiting their trial were broadcast on a TV news report. He
was ahead of his time with that evaluation: the Stones’ decadent
phase wouldn’t kick off for another four years.
There was one incident where my dad truly freaked
out. We were both watching the television one evening in 1965 when
Ready, Steady, Go!, the London-based weekly pop show, came
on. That week, James Brown was the special guest: he and the Famous
Flames performed live throughout its entire half-hour-long
duration. It was Brown’s first-ever TV exposure in the British
Isles and he rose to the occasion with a performance that gave new
meaning to the word ‘torrid’. The cameras couldn’t help but linger
on the predominantly female audience, who were experiencing the
same kind of shared sexual psychosis that I’d witnessed first-hand
with the Stones. After about twenty minutes, steam started spouting
from out of my father’s ears. He bolted out of his chair, turned
the TV off and told me in no uncertain terms that I was henceforth
forbidden from watching Ready, Steady, Go! ever again. I
still watched it though because it was usually broadcast at 6 p.m.
on a Friday-a time when he was returning from work and I was alone
in the house. Sometimes he’d arrive back just a minute or two after
its conclusion and he’d always feel to see if the valves at the
back of the TV were still warm. If they were, there was hell to
pay.
In 1966, I saw Bob Dylan live backed by what became
the Band on his seminal electric tour of Britain that spring. They
played a single show at Cardiff’s Capitol Cinema. A friend at
public
school bought me the ticket so that I could tell him what
transpired by phone the next day. It was the first time I’d ever
seen another human being under the influence of drugs. Dylan
rambled a lot between songs and his speech was seriously impaired.
And the music was so loud that it was impossible to take in on any
kind of aesthetic level. It was like standing in a relatively small
room whilst a jet-aircraft engine was set into motion. ‘Tumultuous’
doesn’t even begin to cover it. I couldn’t hear properly for a week
afterwards.
In 1967, another epiphany: I attended a special
‘psychedelic’ package tour - once again at Sophia Gardens - that
featured the Jimi Hendrix Experience, Syd Barrett’s Pink Floyd, the
mighty Move from the Black Country and prog-rock pioneers the Nice.
Best bill I’ve ever witnessed. Four mind-boggling performances.
Seeing Syd that night ignited something within me that I’ve been
obsessed with all my adult life. The sense of mystery he projected
from that stage was something I felt an overwhelming compulsion to
solve. His story - however it developed - was mine to tell.
He was also the second person I’d ever witnessed
who was clearly in a chemically altered state. He was so out of it
he couldn’t sing or even play his guitar coherently. Jimi Hendrix -
who followed the Floyd ten minutes later - was the third. But
Hendrix was a pro. Being on acid didn’t prevent him from pulling
out all the stops in his voluminous trick-bag of guitar wild man
theatrics - it only emboldened him to take the whole shtick further
until he’d incited mass hysteria in the house. There was a sexual
bravado about Hendrix live that night that was so palpable it made
my jaw drop. I was even more thunderstruck when I witnessed several
young girls surrounding him at the lip of the stage who had become
so aroused they were trying to fondle his
genitalia whilst he played. I’d seen these same girls week after
week timidly accompanying their parents to Llandaff Cathedral
throughout my early teens.
In 1968, glad tidings. Harlech’s contract with ITV
expired and my dad moved us back to the South of England, close to
London. I left Wales that summer with a spring in my step and nine
O levels under my belt. My folks were well chuffed. And I was happy
to be closer to the heart of the counter-cultural revolution.
London was abuzz with magical concerts, many of them held for free
in Hyde Park. I saw Traffic, Fleetwood Mac, the Pretty Things and
the Move give great shows in an idyllic setting.
And then in August I got to go to my first extended
gathering of the rock tribes - the Reading Jazz and Blues Festival,
a three-day slog that I misguidedly chose to attend without
bringing along a canvas tent. I spent the first night there
sleeping on the side of the road. It was a fitful slumber. My big
recollection of the audience was the preponderance of youths in
greatcoats with ‘Did J. P. Lenoir Die For Nothing?’ stencilled on
the back. It was a slogan that had been featured prominently on the
cover of a John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers album called
Crusade. Lenoir had been a hard-done-by black blues singer
that Mayall was currently championing and so he was suddenly the
new de rigueur totem of authenticity for the white middle-class
blues-rock poseur.
Blues-rock was the sound of ’68 and this festival
became a kind of designated showdown for all the white
guitar-slingers infiltrating the genre. Alvin Lee and Ritchie
Blackmore made their fingers bleed to keep the crowd baying for
more. Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac told dirty jokes and made a
raucous fist of relocating Elmore James’s Delta blues to the more
sedate English suburbs. Jeff Beck
dazzled everyone with his string-bending showmanship but his
singer Rod Stewart was so shy he spent half the group’s performance
vocalising from behind a large amplifier.
At the climax of one evening, an unannounced Eric
Clapton suddenly appeared - ‘God’ himself looking suitably
messianic in a white suit and hair well past his shoulders - and
plugged in to add fiery solo guitar accompaniment to a frantic drum
battle being waged on the stage between his Cream acolyte Ginger
Baker and Baker’s drug buddy, the infamous junkie jazzer Phil
Seaman. The hands-down winner though was Richard Thompson. His band
Fairport Convention did a version of Richard Fariña’s ‘Reno,
Nevada’ that afforded Thompson the ample opportunity to stretch out
and play an extended solo on the guitar that - for sheer
inventiveness and musicality - put to shame everything else that
had been ripped from a fretboard that weekend. He was seventeen
years old.
1969 was another fine year to be a teenaged
middle-class bohemian wannabe. That was when I read Kerouac’s On
the Road and started hitch-hiking hither and yon, mostly to
Brighton. On weekends I’d use my dad’s train card and travel to
London, where I’d haunt One Stop Records in South Molton Street and
Musicland in Berwick Street - the only two outlets for American
imports in the city. They were also the first places to ever stock
copies of the San Francisco-based fortnightly publication
Rolling Stone in Great Britain.
Summer meant more festival-hopping: I first made it
down to the Plumpton Jazz and Blues Festival. It was a glorious
weekend marred only by reports that were circulating via the daily
press available on the site that the actress Sharon Tate and
several companions had just been sadistically executed in Roman
Polanski’s
Hollywood homestead. It would still be some months before the
culprits - Charles Manson and his repellent Family - were caught
and revealed to the world at large. The shock of seeing longhairs
capable of cold-blooded murder would send a bullet ricocheting into
the heart of hippiedom.
But that was all in the immediate future. For the
moment, young people were still merrily uniting in benign displays
of mass bohemianism centred around live music without fear of being
ripped off and brutalised by their own kind. The Isle of Wight
Festival that year was the key UK event of the season. The
promoters had even snagged an appearance by Bob Dylan, his first
paying performance in three years, and this was a most significant
turn of events for we new-bohemians who’d been praying for his
return to active music-making and getting only bad country music
like Nashville Skyline as an occasional response.
When he finally arrived on stage flanked once again
by the Band, he looked very different from the ghostly apparition
who’d almost deafened me back in 1966. He was fuller in the face
and wore a bulky white suit that made him look like a character
from a vintage Humphrey Bogart gangster film set in Panama. He
wasn’t stoned either - at least, not so that you would notice. He
looked more apprehensive than anything else. He had a right to be
because it soon became apparent that he was a changed man vocally
as well as imagewise. He sang every song in a whimsical croon that
was light years removed from the amphetamine shriek of yore. You
almost expected him to break into a yodel at any moment. Like the
Band themselves, it was an exercise in old-school musical Americana
that couldn’t be faulted for its pioneering spirit and woodsy
finesse. But it was about as sexy as kissing a tree.
I loved the Band’s first two albums like everyone
else but had issues with their collective fashion sense and
penchant for extravagant facial foliage. They were just too hairy
for my taste. Of course, this probably had something to do with the
fact that I still couldn’t grow facial hair to save my life. But
the Band turned almost everyone in the rock milieu into budding
Grizzly Adamses practically overnight. Look at photos of Paul
McCartney during the Let It Be sessions. Or Jerry Garcia at
the end of the sixties. You’re confronted with more hair than face.
These people were just disappearing behind a forest of their own
testosterone. That’s why the Stones were always the best-looking
rock act of that era. Five members and yet no facial hair
whatsoever. They always had their priorities well sorted.
Now it was 1970 and I was bored. Time weighed too
heavily on me too often. I only felt grounded in the moments when I
was listening to music or reading a worthwhile piece of literature.
My mother had always made sure I was a reader. She made it her
business to compel me to seek solace in books and enlarge my basic
attention span in the process. I would have already started
perusing the self-styled ‘new journalism’ tomes that had sprung up
over the past ten years.
Truman Capote’s In Cold Blood was the
first-a great book. Capote had a marked influence on me -
particularly his celebrity profiles. He truly got Marlon Brando and
Marilyn Monroe to open up in print and give voice to their personal
vulnerabilities. In a way you could sense Capote was also betraying
their confidence by revealing their intimate bar-talk to his
readers in such a naked light, but it was a warranted invasion of
privacy, made with a flawless insight into the human frailties that
lurk behind the surreal world of celebritydom.
I was certainly intrigued by Tom Wolfe’s dandified
upper-echelon hipspeak prose style and provocative choice of
then-contemporary cultural fetishes to unleash it on. But the tome
that really fired me up that year was James Joyce’s Ulysses,
the greatest book ever written. It was a tough nut to crack,
involving at least six months of daily reading sessions and the
added necessity of having to constantly consult two separate
reference books that broke down into minute detail all the
labyrinthine complexities lurking in each and every sentence of the
text. Ulysses focused on just twenty-four hours in the lives
of three Dublin residents at the turn of the last century,
revealing their every hidden thought and impulse as they
whimsically grapple with their destinies. Whilst writing it, Joyce
found a way to penetrate the complex innermost workings of the
human imagination and evoke them sublimely in the printed word. He
ripped open the floodgates whence the whole ‘stream of
consciousness’ aesthetic was sired. In a sense, it was a pioneering
artefact of the psychedelic impulse because - if you only took the
time to log into its many-layered meaningful-ness - it was
guaranteed to blow your mind and stimulate new insights into the
world of artistic expression. To borrow a line that the News of
the World - Britain’s leading tabloid of the day - used to run
at the head of every issue, ‘All human life is there.’
My months spent doggedly digesting the full
importance of Ulysses seemed to impress my English teacher,
who then took it upon himself to persuade my parents that I should
aim for a place at either Oxford or Cambridge University. This
involved staying on at school for an extra term in order to sit a
special entrance exam. It was probably just as well: my A-level
results ended up being nothing to boast about.
In late October I took the test, flaunting my newly
acquired
Joycean insights throughout one essay and attempting to pinpoint
the cause of Virginia Woolf’s obsession with depression and boredom
in her various novels in the second. Both were pretentious screeds
unworthy of serious consideration. I sensed as much in early
December when I was interviewed by a lecturer at Queen’s College,
Oxford, who wasted little time in further acquainting me with my
shortcomings as a literary analyst. Those dreaming spires wouldn’t
be housing my sorry hide, I quickly concluded. I wouldn’t be
darkening the towers of higher learning in this exclusive neck of
the woods. A formal letter of rejection was in the post heading
towards my address before the year was out.
Was I sad? Not that I can recall. I was finished
with kowtowing to the high-minded dictates of academia anyway. My
brain couldn’t take in another avalanche of useless information.
The old ways meant nothing to me now. My mind was set on rambling,
on striking out for parts unknown. My thoughts were all on how I
could best project myself into the new wild frontier of London’s
brimming youth counter-culture.
What was I really like at this precise ‘crossroads’
moment in my life? A weird kid, certainly - moody, introspective,
unsure of myself, girlish-looking, long-limbed, fresh-faced, a
victim of bad posture. Puberty had been a hell of a long time
arriving and I was still shyly adjusting to the new regime that had
only recently invaded my body and hormones.
I was becoming something of a bedroom hermit,
plotting out my future and fantasising the hours away behind drawn
curtains. I had a lot in common with Tom Courtenay’s
escape-obsessed character in the landmark sixties film Billy
Liar; my dreams had lately gotten so out of control that I
needed to live them before they devoured me.
But what would happen if my dreams were suddenly
revealed as a kind of living nightmare? Wouldn’t it be somehow more
sensible to opt for a life of quiet rural underachievement instead?
That way at least my ‘innocence’ would still be protected. I
wouldn’t be soiled by worldly experience. But innocence has always
been an overrated virtue in my scheme of things. It’s a kissing
cousin to naivety and being naive is only one small step from
out-and-out stupidity. People who endlessly talk up its purity of
sentiment usually turn out to be either morons or chicken
hawks.
William Blake was right. You have to soldier on
down that dank tunnel of adulthood until you arrive at the bigger
picture. Otherwise you’re just abandoning yourself to a world of
small-mindedness, bitterness and regrets.