Dragon
Attack
I was awakened by Gordon van Gordon, who was
pulling on my sleeve and urging me to wakefulness. I had been
dreaming of Dragons again, but not all the dreams were good ones.
Maltcassion had been looking at me with a grim expression,
explaining what it meant to him to be a Dragon, but I hadn’t really
been listening and missed something important, which annoyed
me.
‘What’s that noise?’ I asked.
‘It’s the red phone.’
‘I don’t have a red phone. And what are you
doing in Zambini Towers?’
‘We’re not in Zambini Towers.’
He was right. I was in the Dragonstation. I
hurried downstairs. The red phone was kept under a glass dome a
little like a sandwich cover just next to the sword Exhorbitus, and
the phone was wailing slowly to itself. If a Dragon had done
something wrong, then this was how a Dragonslayer would know about
it. With shaking hand I picked up the receiver and listened
intently. The news was not what I had wanted to hear.
It was five in the morning, and the low sun
was just spreading its rays across the land as I drove towards
Longtown, a town right on the edge of the Dragonlands. A ‘Police
line do not cross’ tape was stretched across the road near the
castle, and I parked the Rolls-Royce next to a large contingent of
police cars. I introduced myself to a policewoman, who guided me
among the many emergency personnel and news crews. The road
underfoot was awash with water and the sheer number of fire
appliances made me uneasy.
‘We meet again, Miss Strange,’ said
Detective Norton, who was standing with Sergeant Villiers near an
upturned eighteen-wheeled truck. ‘I should arrest you right now for
withholding evidence.’
‘I didn’t know I was the last Dragonslayer
then.’
‘That’s your
story.’
‘Events have moved on,’ I told them. They
looked me up and down.
‘Kind of young for a Dragonslayer?’ said
Norton finally.
I stared back at him.
‘Perhaps you’d tell me what’s going
on?’
‘We found the claw marks in the cab.’
He beckoned me to follow, and we walked
towards where a large ConStuff truck was lying upended in a field.
It had been completely gutted by fire, and the water used to
extinguish the flames had run down the field and flooded the road
with mud. Norton pointed. On the bodywork, just below the roofline,
were two large grooved holes, as though something very massive and
very strong had simply squeezed it.
‘Vandals?’ I asked, somewhat
dubiously.
Detective Norton stared at me as though I
were an imbecile.
‘Talons, Miss Strange, talons. This van was taken from Gloucester last
night and turns up here. When the fire services arrived they were
positive there were no wheel tracks; if you look
here . . .’
He indicated an area of damage to the rear
of the truck, which had been heavily stoved in – the back axle had
almost been torn off.
‘It looks as though the truck was dropped
from a great height.’
‘So what are you saying?’ I asked him.
‘You tell me, Miss Dragonslayer. Looks as
though Maltcassion picked up this van, tried to fly with it back to
the Dragonlands but dropped it on the way. To try and disguise the
crime, he torched it.’
‘A truck hardly counts as livestock, does
it?’
‘A technicality. The Dragonpact cites damage
to property as a punishable offence. I
think what we’ve got here is a rogue Dragon.’
‘That’s sort of far fetched,’ I said, trying
to play the incident down. It was a serious accusation. A rogue
Dragon was a Dragon out of control; one that had transgressed the
rules of the Dragonpact. Such a Dragon could legally be destroyed.
That’s the trouble with premonitions; they have an annoying habit
of coming true.
‘Did anyone see it?’
Norton looked at his feet.
‘No.’
‘Anyone hear anything, see it being flown
out here?’
‘No.’
‘Then by the rules of the Dragonpact I’m
going to have to see at least two other uncorroborated incidents of
Dragonattack before I can even consider this a rogue Dragon.’
Norton rounded on me angrily.
‘It’s pretty clear cut—!’
‘Then you punish
him, Norton,’ I responded. ‘I’m going to need to see better
evidence than this.’
I left Norton, lifted the ‘do not cross’
tape and was instantly assailed by a wall of journalists.
‘Was this an attack by a Dragon?’ asked a
reporter from The Whelk.
‘Unlikely.’
‘How could you know it wasn’t
Maltcassion?’
‘I didn’t say it wasn’t.’
‘Is it true that you studied zoology at GCSE
level?’
‘It is.’
‘And that you once gave money to the
Endangered Buzonji Fund?’
‘Many people do.’
‘And you aim to study Maltcassion?’
‘If I can.’
‘Then you have a vested interest in keeping
the Dragon alive?’
‘What are you saying?’ I asked, scarcely
able to believe where this questioning was going.
‘We’re wondering whether you are qualified
to make an objective decision on Dragondeath. Perhaps in light of
your dubious conflict of interests you had best leave Dragonslaying
to someone else. We understand Sir Matt Grifflon has just held a
press conference in which he stated his eagerness to assume your
duties; has he contacted you?’
I didn’t answer and another reporter took a
turn as I walked in the direction of the Rolls-Royce.
‘Sophie Trotter of the UKBC,’ announced the
reporter. ‘Miss Strange, does the prospect of having to carry out
your duty fill you with trepidation?’
‘It won’t come to that.’
‘But if Maltcassion reneges on the
Dragonpact, you will act to destroy him?’
‘If he does, I will carry out my
duty.’
‘Do you think King Snodd’s declaration of
“no confidence” in your abilities will make you reconsider your
decision to resign?’
I stopped so fast the pack of journalists
nearly walked into the back of me.
‘King Snodd said that?’
‘At Sir Matt Grifflon’s press conference
late last night. He called for your resignation and endorsed Sir
Matt taking your place. Such an undertaking is allowed under the
Dragonslayer’s charter, we take it?’
‘I can transfer my
calling . . . but only to a knight,’ I murmured, realising that I was being
steadily outmanoeuvred.
‘So will you be resigning?’
‘Listen,’ I replied somewhat testily, ‘I am
the last Dragonslayer. I will uphold the rule of law as laid down
by the Dragonpact of 1607 to the best of my abilities. I have no
plans to do otherwise. Excuse me.’
I climbed aboard the armoured Rolls-Royce.
Gordon van Gordon was in the driver’s seat and we pulled away from
the mob and headed back to town.
‘Are you all right?’ he asked.
‘Sure. I was hoping to be able to study
Maltcassion at my leisure; that hope is rapidly fading.’
Gordon nodded in the direction of the
truck.
‘What was all that about?’
‘Villiers thought it was a Dragonattack;
talon marks on an eighteen-wheeler. Even if it was Maltcassion –
which I doubt – it isn’t enough to have him destroyed. If he does
it several times, then I might have to do something. The good thing
is that no one was killed. So long as no lives are lost, I can drag
this out for a month at least.’
‘So who if not Maltcassion?’
‘Who knows? Both Hereford and Brecon could
have done it. The Dragonlands are of great strategic importance to
them both. I’ve got no way of knowing who is telling the truth.
Brecon says he doesn’t want the land at all and is fearful of being
invaded, whereas King Snodd is convinced that he wants to take over
the whole area. I don’t know who to believe, so I’ve cancelled them
both out like opposite ends of an equation. I’ll have to judge all
this on merit as we go along.’
I lapsed into silence as we drove back to
the Dragonstation. There were a lot of reporters there too, but I
avoided them all as Gordon drove me straight into the garage. The
news of my refusal to kill the Dragon without corroboration spread
quickly and I had to leave the phone off the hook after some
unpleasant calls. A jeering mob started to yell outside the
Dragonstation that I was a coward or something, which went on for
an hour until some animal-rights campaigners turned up on my
behalf. There was a short battle and the police waded in with water
cannon and tear gas. I don’t think anyone was hurt but a brick came
through the front window.
‘Tea?’ said Gordon with a masterful piece of
good timing. ‘I’ve made a cake, too.’
‘Thank you.’