The Duke of
Brecon
The Duchy of Brecon was a place I had never
visited. Stories of the iniquity of the Duke of Brecon were common
in the Kingdom and I was taking no chances as regards the Duke’s
possible treachery. As soon as I thought I had walked far enough I
descended the hill and came face to face with Brecon’s troops, who
were very surprised to see me but soon guessed who I was; most
people watched the same news channels, and the Yogi Baird show was
syndicated everywhere.
‘I wish to meet with the Duke of Brecon,’ I
said to an officer who came running up.
‘I shall take you to him, gracious
Dragonslayer,’ said the officer, bowing low.
‘No,’ I replied, staying safely behind the
buzzing marker stones, ‘I would be grateful if the Duke would come
to see me.’
The officer told me that the Duke didn’t
make house calls, but when he saw I was adamant, ran off. I sat
down on the grass and waited while the soldiers asked me what it
was like to live in the Kingdom of Hereford, where they had heard
the roads were paved with gold, cars were given away free with
breakfast cereals and a man could make a million pounds in a year
selling string. I tried to put them right and it wasn’t long before
they all drew apart as a tall man dressed in a heavy greatcoat
walked up the hill towards us. He had with him three aides-de-camp,
all dressed in the costume of the Breconian Royal Guard. All of the
foot soldiers were cleared back so we could talk in private, and
for a moment we both stood there, facing each other across the
humming boundary. One of the aides-de-camp took it upon himself to
make a formal announcement.
‘May I present his Worshipfulness, his
Worthiness, his Beauteous—’
‘That’s enough!’ The Duke of Brecon smiled
in a kindly fashion. ‘Miss Strange, I am at your service; my name
is Brecon. Please join me.’
He clicked his fingers and two chairs and a
table were carried up and placed upon the grass. The table was set
with a candelabra and a bowl of fruit.
‘Please!’ he said, indicating the
chair.
I was suspicious and stayed behind the
boundary marker where he could not reach me. He nodded his head and
strode over to where I was standing, tossed some dust into the
barrier to see where it was and held out his hand just inches from
the force-field.
‘Then allow me to shake the hand of the last
Dragonslayer?’
I put out my hand almost instinctively,
through the force-field, and grasped his. It was a mistake. He held
my hand tightly and pulled me through to his side of the boundary,
and I cursed myself for falling for such a stupid trick. I had
expected to be set upon but instead the Duke released me.
‘You are free to return, Miss Strange. I
only did that to show that you could trust me.’
Not one of his people moved as Brecon sat at
the table.
‘Come,’ he said, ‘sit with me, and we will
talk like civilised human beings.’
From television reports and the papers I had
always supposed him an ogre of a man, but he seemed quite the
opposite. To be truthful, those news stations were Hereford- and state-controlled so I reasoned
there was a natural bias involved. I sat down opposite him.
‘I take many risks in coming to see you, my
Lord,’ I began. ‘I want to avoid war at all costs.’
The Duke tapped his fingers on the
table.
‘Your King thinks ill of me for wanting to
expand my territory into the Dragonlands when Maltcassion passes
on. He does not appreciate that my Kingdom is one tenth the size of
his and considerably poorer. But Snodd’s designs are not wholly
centred on the Dragonlands. He has been looking for a good reason
to invade my country for years; if a battle starts on the
Dragonlands it will end in only one way for me: the invasion of our
territory and an end to the Duchy of Brecon. Wales is suffering
disunity at present, and would be a walkover for King Snodd. I
would expect this to be the first step in a potential invasion.
Snowdonia might put up a fight, but Hereford has many friends in
the east who might willingly form an alliance – the tourism dollars
of the mountainous nation alone are potentially worth
billions.’
‘The King would never do that!’
‘Alas, I think he might. You are too young
to remember the previous king’s annexation of the Monmouth
Principality on the grounds of historical ownership, but I am not.
Snodd is looking to increase and consolidate his lands, and I will
not let him do it.’
‘I think you’re wrong.’
‘He has thirty-two landships,’ remarked
Brecon, ‘when it would take only one to crush my small duchy. Think
about it, Miss Strange.’
Brecon’s words had the ring of truth about
them. It had always been thought that the King of Hereford simply
liked having parades, but perhaps there was a more insidious reason
for his love of military hardware.
‘How will you react?’ I asked. ‘When the
force-field comes down?’
Brecon stared at me for a moment.
‘Come Maltcassion’s demise we do not aim to
move into the Dragonlands at all.’
‘Then what are the soldiers for?’
‘Defence,’ replied the Duke, ‘pure and
simple.’
‘Why are you telling me all this?’ I asked,
not understanding why Brecon should be giving me delicate state
secrets.
‘I tell you because I know I can trust you.
The Dragonslayer is historically a neutral party, belonging to no
kingdom, making no decision for one dominion in favour of another.
King Snodd appears a fool but is well advised – I suspect he has
offered you inducements to help stake claims within the
Dragonlands.’
I thought of the promises that King Snodd
had made to me, the land, money, freedom and title in exchange for
staking his claim.
‘So you will make me a better offer?’ I
asked, thinking naively that Snodd and Brecon were different fleas
on the same Quarkbeast.
‘No,’ asserted the Duke, ‘I offer you
nothing and will pay you nothing. Not one Breconian groat. I simply
ask you to abide by the rules of your calling.’
I noticed that several excavators were
starting to build large defensive ditches for the expected invasion
on Sunday afternoon. It would be a waste of time. Landships would
pass over them as if they were not there. Brecon had nothing
compared to the military might of King Snodd.
‘It will be bows and arrows against the
lightning,’ I told him.
‘I know,’ replied Brecon sadly, ‘my
artillery will barely dent the landships. But we will fight to
maintain our freedom. I will be here, next to my men, defending my
beloved country to the last shot in my revolver, and the final
breath in my body.’
‘I wish you luck, Sire.’
He thanked me but said nothing. He had a lot
of work to do. I returned to the Dragonlands deep in thought. Right
now, I couldn’t see anything but bad news in every direction. And
it suddenly struck me that everyone kept forgetting about
Maltcassion himself, even though he was at the heart of everything
that was happening. And the fact remained that the pre-cogs had
spoken of a Dragon death at the hand of a Dragonslayer. Destiny had
me killing Maltcassion at noon on Sunday. But the fact of the
matter was, if Maltcassion didn’t transgress the Dragonpact, I
didn’t have to.
I slipped back to Zambini Towers to tell
Tiger what had happened. More sorcerers and magicians had arrived,
and a party seemed to be going on. All the retired magicians of the
lands were making their way to the small kingdom, following an
instinct to lend whatever power they had to the Big Magic.