10
LETTER FROM
IRAQ
BY ALEX POWELL
It was mid-december.
Christmas decorations sparkled annoyingly in every shop window and
on every street corner. Stupid-looking Santas stood in shopping
malls and on high streets, ringing their irritating bells and
demanding money for some good cause or other but probably pocketing
half of it themselves and spending the rest in the pub at the end
of their shift. People raced around frantically, looking morose and
stressed, worried that they wouldn’t be able to do all their
shopping on time or that the gift they’d bought their uncle’s
cousin’s first nephew’s fucking sister wasn’t expensive
enough.
Don’t get me wrong, I love
Christmas . . . really. I love waking up on
Christmas morning next to my gorgeous wife and presenting her with
a gift I have tried – although admittedly not always successfully –
to think carefully about buying. I love the Christmas morning shag
and a hearty English breakfast – although not always in that order.
And I do love vegging out in front of the TV after an excessive
Christmas dinner, trying to keep my eyes open but never quite
managing it. I just hate all the crap that goes with Christmas and
the obscene commerciality of it all. It drives me mad, and every
Christmas since leaving the Foreign Legion I have vowed to escape
to somewhere better, sunnier and infinitely more exciting.
But I didn’t really expect to be going to bloody
Iraq again!
After my first stint in the hellhole of the
universe, I was told many times, by many people, that one tour
would never be enough. Like a virus, the bug of war wiggles its
wretched way into the soul of a true soldier and embeds itself for
all eternity – or at least until the nagging wife really does pack
her bags and leave. Even then, I have met many soldiers who have
endured failed marriages and relationships just to get back to the
front line, listening to the sweet sound of bullets whizzing by
their heads and the thud and mayhem of the mortar shell. After my
first spell in the ‘sandpit’, I half-heartedly said I wouldn’t be
going back – that one tour was enough – but I think deep inside I
knew I would. Just one more trip, and it would help with the
bills and go towards a nice car. It might even pay off a bit of the
mortgage.
I am a former French Foreign Legion soldier, or a
Legionnaire as we are usually more affectionately called. For some
reason, I didn’t fancy joining the British Army and joined the
Legion in 1992 when I was just 18 years old – I was young,
incredibly foolish and most definitely off my tiny trolley. One
evening, while getting high on grass and drunk on cheap Tesco
lager, I had watched a fascinating documentary on the National
Geographic Channel about the French Foreign Legion and decided
there and then that a Legionnaire’s life was definitely the life
for me. Surprisingly, I thought the same the very next day when I
had a blinding hangover and had to clear up my vomit-stained
carpet. And the day after, I still wanted to join. As days turned
into weeks and weeks into months, I made my plans to escape the
mindless teenage world of grass, cheap beer and puke and do
something constructive with my life. And one day, I just woke up,
packed my bags and headed to Marseilles.
After the initial basic instruction and tests, I
trained to be a medic, as that almost guaranteed a posting to some
god-forsaken hellhole where the action really was. It was just
kicking off in Somalia at that time, and I knew they wanted as many
medics as they could muster, so I was first in the queue. If you
finish high in the rankings, you get to choose which regiment you
go to, and if you finish low, you go wherever you are sent! I
finished 12th out of 65, which I was surprised at. I chose to go to
the 13th DBLE (Demi-Brigade de Légion Étrangère) based in
Djibouti on the Somalia border. It was a fucking crazy hellhole. I
was in Djibouti for just three weeks before I was sent into
Somalia, and I ended up doing two tours there altogether – out of
my two years in Djibouti, I spent nearly eighteen months in
Somalia. There were bad bits, of course, and war had a huge impact
on me mentally, as I witnessed a lot of really bad things when I
was still very young. Africa was, and still is, fucked – life there
is worth shit. Also, having to learn a foreign language and being
away from family and friends at that age was also sometimes very
hard, and losing friends in accidents or incidents had a profound
effect on me.
As well as the action, there were other reasons I
chose Djibouti: the sunshine and the higher wages!
I had some great moments in the Legion. One time,
during basic training, there were really severe floods in Avignon,
very similar to those in the UK in 2007, and the Legion was sent to
help out. We spent days rescuing people, saving lives and
belongings, and cleaning up. Afterwards, when the floods had
receded and the city was almost back to normal, we were asked to
parade through the town centre, and we all received commendations
for the work we had done to help the local community. It was a
proud moment.
Then, while on leave in Marseilles, I managed to be
in the right place at the right time and prevented two girls from
being robbed at knife-point. I was 21 years old at the time and on
leave after returning from Djibouti. It had been a tough two years,
and I was settling back into life in France. I had met a French
girl while on leave previously; she had fallen pregnant and had
just given birth to a baby girl. We had a little apartment in the
town and had just moved in together. I went out to the local
hypermarket to buy milk, a few fluffy toys and a couple of cans of
lager for my own private celebratory drink, as I didn’t know anyone
locally whom I could get pissed with. I was standing at the bus
stop waiting to return home to the weird smell of nappies and to my
girlfriend’s pretty puffed up face, brought on by a lack of sleep.
I was in my own little world, enjoying a precious few minutes of
‘peace and quiet’, listening to Metallica on my Walkman. Metallica
deafens me and helps to take my mind off things. There must have
been at least 40 to 50 people standing at the bus stop: little old
biddies with their trolleys on wheels, pumped-up guys returning
from the gym, and the token single mother with three kids and a
pushchair with at least a dozen carrier bags of crisps and sweets
hanging from every corner.
There was also a couple of girls sitting on a
little wall just a few feet away from the bus stop chatting happily
to each other. From the corner of my eye, I noticed a group of
about nine young Algerian lads walking towards them. They were a
typical bunch of street lads, aged around 20 to 23ish, kicking Coke
cans, spitting on the floor, larking about and pushing each other
into the road. I assumed that the two girls knew them, because they
started talking to each other. Metallica was bursting my eardrums,
so I couldn’t make out what was being said, but then one of the
lads grabbed one of the girls’ handbags. Because no one else said
or did anything, I didn’t realise anything was wrong for a few
seconds, but then the girl lunged to get her bag back, and once she
did that the other lads started to severely punch and kick the pair
of them and grab at the second girl’s handbag. Even though there
were several guys who were a lot bigger than me standing at the bus
stop nearer to the group, no one reacted or did anything. It was
obvious to me that these Algerian cunts were prepared to do
whatever it took to get these poor young girls’ handbags, and it
seemed that no one at all was prepared to stop them. Big mistake! I
quickly took off my Walkman, shoved it into my carrier bag and
hurriedly gave it to an old woman standing next to me to hold while
I went to work.
I went straight for the biggest and nutted him
hard. He fell. As soon as I did that, the rest turned and were
stunned for a second. This gave me a few seconds to unleash a
torrent of punches and kicks, and I had managed to down five of
them before they knew what was going on. I noticed a couple of them
were already gone; they were halfway up the road. The two who
remained gave me a couple of quick digs. I kicked one of them in
the chest, and he collapsed like a bag of shit. His mate quickly
followed the others up the road. As I was standing over the
scumbags on the floor, looking down at them deciding whether to
kick them in the ribs or the stomach, a screeching of tyres broke
my concentration.
Next, I felt the hot metal of a police car bonnet
as my face was slammed into it. I was handcuffed and put into the
back of the car. Over the pounding of my heart, I could hear one of
the officers calling on his radio for an ambulance. As I stared out
of the window, I noticed several people at the bus stop rushing
over to the policemen, obviously explaining to them what had
actually happened. Thankfully, one of the officers immediately came
over to the car, took me out and removed my handcuffs. He was
babbling away to me in French, but even though I spoke the language
fluently and had a French girlfriend whom I only spoke French to, I
was bizarrely oblivious to what he was saying. I could see his lips
jabbering away, but my mind was elsewhere, and I couldn’t
understand a word he was saying. For a few seconds, it was as
though I didn’t speak a word of French. Rage? Anger? Mental
breakdown? Stress? I don’t know.
I was taken to the police station to make a
statement, and once I had identified myself as a Legionnaire I was
immediately treated in a more respectful and courteous manner. Once
I had made my statement and had calmed down a bit, a high-ranking
police officer walked in and introduced himself. I guess he would
have been the equivalent of a British superintendent. He told me
that one of the girls attacked at the bus stop was actually his
daughter. He shook my hand so hard it seemed as though he was going
to cut off my circulation. He said he owed me and would do
everything he could to make sure that what I had done would not go
unrecognised.
My leave lasted 93 days, and upon returning to the
regiment I saw my name on the notice board telling me to report
immediately to the base commander. Everyone in the regiment knows
that if you get nicked when on leave, you are going down big time,
and doing time in a Legion nick is not something that anyone wants
to do.
So there I was in my parade uniform, in a long line
of guys who were all reporting to the base commander to be
punished. My shoes were shining in the roasting summer sun, sweat
was streaming down my neck and back, and my trusty white
képi was keeping the sun off my worried head and out of my
eyes. One by one, the colonel and his assistant worked their way
down the line of soldiers, dishing out various punishments for
stupid things like drunkenness, crashing a jeep, coming back from
leave a day late. They all got prison time. Harsh? Yes, but (in
theory) they would think twice before making the same mistakes
again. Then they reached me. Fuck. The colonel stared at me for
what felt like ages, and then in a harsh tone said, ‘You know what
happens to people who get arrested outside of the regiment, don’t
you?’ Of course I fucking did. ‘This is really unfair,’ I thought
to myself, but what was I supposed to do? Let those girls get
mugged and beaten?
As I stared at the colonel, I wondered what he
would have done? Probably fuck all. He was half my size, in his
late 50s and French. I stared straight at him and unkindly thought
to myself, ‘Not the bravest chap in the world, are you? Weren’t so
fucking brave in both the world wars, were you? Isn’t that why you
have Legionnaires? You need a foreign army because the fucking
French Army are a bunch of cowards.’
Fuck it. In a similar situation, I would have done
the same again. ‘Fuck all those pussies at the bus stop who didn’t
help, and fuck you,’ I almost shouted at the colonel.
‘While you prats were crashing jeeps and getting
pissed,’ he said, turning to rant at the other guys who were being
punished, ‘this crazy bastard fought off a gang of nine Algerians
who were mugging two girls with no regard for his own safety.’ I
wasn’t going to be punished after all. ‘Damn right I’m not,’ I
happily thought to myself. The colonel didn’t seem so bad after
all. ‘This is why I want to see Legionnaires standing here in front
of me,’ he shouted. He then pulled out a sheet of paper and told me
he was presenting me with a citation. He read out loud,
embarrassing me, ‘It is with great pleasure . . .’
Blah blah blah. My citation looks great framed, but I didn’t really
want it and didn’t really need it – it is something I think I would
have done any time, anywhere, and it certainly didn’t merit a
fuss.
I served five years in the Legion altogether, and
ten years later I am still immensely proud of what I achieved
personally and what the Legion achieved as a unit. We did some good
work in Somalia: we delivered tons of food, managed a massive
vaccination campaign, and escorted a large number of medical
convoys throughout the region and into some of the worst places in
the world.
I certainly missed the Legion when I left. Five
years were enough, but for a few years after I left I pined to see
some action again and was chomping at the bit for an adrenalin rush
and to smell the smell of war. It is an experience unlike any
other: gruesome yet compulsive; exhausting yet exhilarating;
exciting yet fucking scary.
I first decided I wanted to go to Iraq when the war
ended and reconstruction of the country began. I knew then that
private security would be big business, as many of the major
security providers were already in discussions with both the
British and American governments with regard to tendering for
security contracts. Most of the large private security companies
are run by high-ranking ex-military officers, who have all the
contacts to be able to secure the ripest contracts, and discreet
nods were already being given to the likes of Olive Group, CRG,
ArmorGroup, etc. I had just started close protection training and
had attended a three-day course run by Robin Barratt in Norwich.
Robin had just returned from Moscow and was eager to start
instructing again, both in the UK and abroad. He ran a three-day
course entitled ‘Introduction to Close Protection’ for those of us
who were keen to enter the industry but wanted to know more before
committing a lot more money and time. After that, I went on to join
Robin in Iceland for three weeks of intensive training and then
went back to Iceland once more on a course for instructors.
It was while I was on the initial three-day course
that I decided to qualify and go to Iraq. I was given a list of
contractors, and a friend of mine called Craig Hales, who was also
on the course, heard that a company called Hart Security had just
secured a major contract. They were a lot smaller than the other
major players setting up in Iraq and probably a lot better to work
for as a result. Hart was a fairly new company, originally founded
in 1999 by Richard Westbury, who had previously been the chief
executive of Defence Systems, so they seemed to have a good
commercial manager. I sent off my application and was called down
to London a week later for an interview. I thought the interview
went well, and the fact I was a Legionnaire seemed to help – 95 per
cent of their staff, they said, were ex-military or ex-Special
Forces.
I was expecting to hear back from them pretty
quickly, but days turned into a couple of weeks, then a month, then
six weeks. Then early one morning, and almost exactly six weeks
after my initial interview, the telephone suddenly rang. It was
just past 9 a.m. I had had a late night and was still half asleep,
so I initially thought about letting it ring, but curiosity took
hold, and I sleepily picked up the receiver. Did I still want a
job? ‘Fuck, yes,’ I almost shouted. I was told to be at Heathrow
airport in 48 hours. The first contract was for ten weeks.
After returning home, I decided to go out one more
time. Hart had called to say that they had one of the most
important and dangerous contracts in post-war Iraq and to ask
whether I would be interested. Again, it was a case of, ‘Fuck,
yes!’ And again, I was given 48 hours’ notice and told to pick up
my tickets to Kuwait from the Emirates desk at the airport. I have
to say that my wife was not pleased. It was Christmas, after all,
and a time for family and friends and log fires and ‘Jingle Bells’,
not for scrambling frantically through the sand, being chased by a
deranged fanatical Iraqi who believes his God would welcome him
with open arms if he blew the arms and legs off a British
non-believer. Of course, Iraq is not really like that – we never
once scrambled through the sand.
After collecting my tickets, checking in and making
my way through Customs, I met up with a few other guys who were
also on their way out into the field – it was good to not have to
sit alone, thinking of the missus waiting for me back at home and
the heat and dust and shit to come. Like me, most of the guys had
been out before, so we had a lot to talk about.
Just before we boarded, I called my wife, but she
didn’t answer. Maybe she was on the toilet, or doing her hair, or
maybe she just didn’t want to answer, but I left a short, cheerful
message, telling her that I loved her, that I would be back soon
and not to worry, because everything would be fine – as if that
would make a difference. For me, this was much better than actually
speaking to her, as I was never any good at saying goodbyes.
After what seemed a fairly quick six-hour flight,
we arrived and were met by a Hart representative holding up a big
placard. Once we had all gathered together and were checked off his
list, we were ushered to a waiting minibus. Leaving the airport
terminal and chilly England and entering the searing, oppressive
heat of the Middle East is a complete shock. It is hard to imagine
a wall of heat, but that is exactly what it is like – like being
slammed up against an invisible brick. Immediately, you start to
sweat. I was used to the feeling, as I had already been out to Iraq
and had lived and worked in hot climes with the Legion, but for the
newcomers it was a shock. Thankfully, the minibus was
air-conditioned.
We drove through the centre of Kuwait City to a
rented safe house, where we were to spend the night before going
into Iraq the following morning. Most of us hadn’t yet signed a
contract for the trip, as recruitment had been rushed due to the
large number of personnel needed for the job. Therefore, we didn’t
know anything about the job – we just knew it was going to be
fucking dangerous. I signed a nine-week contract, visas and permits
were sorted, insurance and waiver forms were signed, and the rest
of the administration associated with sending Westerners into a war
zone was hastily completed.
While this was all being sorted out by the guy who
had picked us up from the airport and a couple of his
administrative assistants, we were allowed to go into town for an
evening stroll and a bit of shopping. I spent most of the money I
had, just in case something happened to me and I ended up coming
home in a body bag.
That night, I was restless. It was hard to sleep,
as memories of my previous tour kept creeping into my mind: the few
contact situations I had experienced; a round slamming into the
side of our vehicle; the adrenalin rush I felt as we reversed our
vehicle out of a contact zone and sprayed the building that we
thought the hostile fire had come from. Was I really going back?
Damn right I was!
The next day, we were taken in a convoy to the
Iraqi border, where we passed quickly through a Kuwaiti checkpoint
then on to an American checkpoint. The Americans seemed to take for
ever to check our documents and papers. The lads manning the
checkpoint were a great bunch but paranoid as fuck, even though no
Iraqis have yet blown themselves up on the Iraq–Kuwait border. I
bet they were as happy as could be when they were told they would
be on that post as opposed to working on streets in the centre of
Baghdad.
After passing through both checkpoints, we were in
Iraq, where we were met by two more Hart close protection teams. We
were each handed an AK-47 and two magazines, which we all hastily
checked. The nerves of the previous evening had all but
disappeared, and with the AK in my hand I felt back at home. My
wife always said that I had a stupid grin on my face whenever I had
my weapon in my hand, and I knew what she meant – it felt good.
Weapons are compulsive and addictive, and absolutely necessary in a
place like Iraq – you simply would not survive as a Westerner
without a weapon.
Once we had checked and signed for our weapons, we
were driven to the Hart compound inside Basra Airport complex,
where the British Forces were based. Basra Airport is the
second-largest airport in Iraq and located south of the city. On my
first tour, Hart had based themselves in and operated from a large
villa in the city itself, but due to the elevated risk, coupled
with the number of times they were mortared, they wisely decided
that it was a lot more logical, and infinitely safer, to move into
the airport complex and nearer to the British Army.
We had a few minutes to arrange ourselves and
settle into our dorms, then we were all mustered to the courtyard.
There were over 90 personnel altogether; there were 20 or so in the
team that had just come in from Kuwait with me, and the rest had
arrived over the previous 48 hours. We were the last of the batch,
which was why we were mustered so quickly after we arrived.
Apparently, everyone had been eagerly awaiting the last batch of
fresh meat from the UK.
Because of the extremely important, high-risk
contract Hart had just won, they’d embarked on a massive
recruitment drive, signing up almost anyone with a security-related
background, including lots of doormen from the UK. I have worked
the clubs and pubs myself on and off for many years, so I know the
job well, and I can usually spot a doorman a mile away. Standing
outside in the searing 40°C heat, it was easy to spot the nightclub
bouncers amongst the many ex-soldiers. I fondly remembered the
story Robin had told me during the initial three-day course I’d
attended. He’d worked in Bosnia during the conflict and had secured
a contract to pick up mercenaries from Zagreb Airport and take them
to the Hrvatska Vojska (Croatian Army) camp near the front
line, where they would be put through their paces before being sent
into action. They were not really mercenaries, as they didn’t get
paid – the Croatian Army always fervently maintained that they
never employed mercenaries during that particular conflict.
Instead, they were unpaid volunteers, and many of them were from
the UK. Robin told me that those who were full of bravado, boasting
and bragging and doing their best to look hard, would shit
themselves at the first sound of a mortar shell or the first live
round whizzing past their ears. They would literally crap their
pants, and it seemed to me that a few of the guys who looked very
much like nightclub doormen standing amongst the rest of us might
have been doing the same thing.
Sam, the project manager, stood on a small podium
in front of us all and told us that some of the team would be
working in Basra, while the rest would be sent to central Baghdad
on an extremely high-risk operation. Before we had even been
allocated our assignments, and to my utter amazement, about six of
the guys who looked as though their pants were a lot stickier than
they had been a few minutes previously put up their hands and said
that they had changed their minds and felt they didn’t have what it
took to go to Baghdad, and could they please stay in Basra. What a
bunch of utter cunts. The rest of the team almost collapsed with
laughter. Sam screamed at them, telling them to fuck off, and
within the hour they were back on the bus towards the border, where
they were left to make their own way home. There was no room for
people who didn’t have the bottle for the job, and for the life of
me I could not understand how some cunts could come so far and then
lose their bottle at the last minute – surely they knew what they
were there for? It is ‘virtual’ bravado. Being a big man in a small
pond somehow makes some people believe that they could be a big man
in a fucking huge pond somewhere else, but the reality is very
different. These people are only brave in the small, insignificant
world of their own nightclub door – anywhere else, they are cowards
and cunts. The sad fact is that I have heard that some of those
wankers who were sent home actually went on to tell other people
that they’d served in Iraq in private security!
Sam explained to the rest of us who weren’t packing
our bags and changing our trousers back in the dorm that the job in
Baghdad was far more dangerous than any other job the company had
taken on, and only those who were completely right for the
assignment would be asked to go. As he said this, I smiled to
myself, because I realised that the cunts who didn’t want to go to
Baghdad probably wouldn’t have been chosen anyway.
Sam asked for volunteers, and I was probably the
first to put my hand up. I couldn’t wait. I hadn’t come all the way
to Iraq not to see some real action and not to get involved in
something risky and dangerous. There was only a handful of us who
had been with Hart before, and as Sam counted the hands he
recognised me from my last tour. ‘This is your second time out with
Hart, isn’t it?’ he said.
‘Yes, sir,’ I replied casually in army mode. He
told me that because it was my second time with the company, I
didn’t have to go on that particular mission – there were other
less dangerous jobs he could assign me to. ‘But I want this job,
sir,’ was my swift reply. He nodded his acceptance, and the job was
mine.
The next day, we were split into two groups,
consisting of four or five teams each. Because I was bilingual, I
was put into a half-English, half-French team; astonishingly, it
even included a couple of guys whom I’d served with in the Legion.
The first group were driving up to Baghdad in convoy with all our
equipment, baggage, etc., while the rest of us were being sent to
the capital by helicopter. I really didn’t fancy going all that way
in convoy; it was a long, arduous and uncomfortable journey, and I
was therefore really pleased when my name was called in the group
travelling by helicopter.
We regrouped at Baghdad Airport that same evening
and were given the exact details of the task. I must be honest that
it did come as a bit of a shock when I realised just how high
profile the job was.
Each team consisted of eight ‘internationals’ – the
foreign contingent – and sixteen ‘nationals’ – Iraqi guards who
were employed by Hart. The vehicles for the assignment were to be
totally standard local cars with local plates – no armour or
markings or anything out of the ordinary. At first, I was
horrified, but it proved to be a stroke of good thinking, as
throughout the assignment we could travel freely around town and on
the motorways without anyone giving us so much as a second glance –
unlike American security companies, such as Blackwater, who used
huge white Ford pickups that stood out a mile and made wonderfully
massive targets. ‘Typical Americans,’ I thought whenever I heard of
another white pickup coming under fire, whereas we never once had
someone even look our way, let alone fire a gun at us.
Each team was to be holed up in a warehouse in the
centre of the city. Our job was to drive from the warehouse to the
airport two to three times a day. Once there, we would form up a
new convoy with six to seven forty-feet trailers, containing
portable voting stations, ballot boxes and all the necessary
equipment and materials for setting up polling stations for the
upcoming elections to select a new Iraqi government. We were then
to escort the convoys back to the warehouses so that the electoral
equipment could be securely stored until the elections were ready
to be held. With the political mayhem and social turmoil in Iraq,
these convoys made much bigger and more important targets than the
American soldiers patrolling the streets.
We were taken in convoy to the warehouse. To our
complete horror, we discovered that not only was the warehouse in
the middle of Baghdad, but it was in constant daily use by local
traders and businessmen – it was used for storing wheat, sugar, oil
and other foodstuffs, and trucks and lorries would come and go,
delivering and collecting, all day, every day. We were told in any
one day that there could be anything up to 200 trucks and possibly
up to 1,000 workers coming and going. And we only had control of
about a third of the warehouse. It was a complete and utter fucking
nightmare.
As we settled in and surveyed our temporary new
home, the Americans turned up with two or three heavy trailers,
containing concrete blocks and giant sandbags, which we used to try
and form some kind of last line of defence should we come under
heavy and sustained attack.
The plan was for half of the international close
protection team to go backwards and forwards to the airport with
all of the Iraqi nationals, leaving just four of us to guard the
warehouse and equipment until the team returned. It took about a
week to escort the convoys with all of the ballot boxes and polling
stations from the airport. Once all the materials and equipment had
been collected, we spent a further week looking after them before
the Iraqi national guard turned up with the election committee
officials to organise, separate and despatch the stuff out so that
polling stations could be constructed around the country.
After the election, all the votes were brought back
to the warehouse for us to guard until they were ready to be taken
to the airport for counting. Things heated up for us once we had
the votes in our dirty, grubby little hands. We all felt like we
were protecting Fort Knox and then some. We had the future of the
country under our noses, and it seemed as though everyone in Iraq
knew it – especially the fanatics and extremists. As we patrolled
the dim exterior of the warehouse, there was an almost constant
sound of gunfire in the air – the city sounded like bonfire night
on steroids. Nights were worse – the bastard Iraqis just would not
let us get a minute’s sleep, and the heavens were filled with the
thuds and tremors of an almost constant barrage of mortar shells,
which felt as though they were being aimed directly at our tired
little heads.
Life in the warehouse was completely shit. It was a
big unit divided into three sections; my team had the third
section, furthest from the main gate. Because the warehouse was in
daily use, we had to quickly build a makeshift defence barrier
between us and the rest of the yard. The lorries that were coming
and going and the hundreds of fucking workers walking around were
supposed to be controlled and guarded by the local Iraqi guards
based at the main gate – but these Iraqi guards were about as
useful as a chocolate coffee mug. We also had to man the corridor
area leading to our part of the warehouse and make sure that no one
wandered, accidentally or otherwise, into our area. We were
instructed to shoot anyone who even remotely looked like a threat –
the consequences of destroying even a small part of the material we
were guarding was immensely grave, both politically and socially.
To lose votes from the first so-called Iraqi democratic free
election could bring the civil unrest in Iraq to even greater
heights.
Our part of the warehouse was about 200 feet by 75
feet and had previously been used to store sugar. There was sugar
all over the floor, and during the night, in the pitch black
between the volleys of mortars and the near constant sound of
gunfire, the only noise you could hear – apart from the occasional
snores of our team leader – was the steady scurrying of rats below
our beds. We needed the warehouse to be in blackout during the
night, as we didn’t want to highlight our position within the
unit.
On our first evening in the warehouse, we made
makeshift beds by laying a couple of wooden pallets together on the
floor with our sleeping bags on top. However, after trying to kip
for one night on an uncomfortable wooden pallet with the sound of
gunfire and mortars keeping us awake and fat rats scuttling all
around, we were supplied with some slightly more comfortable US
camp beds. Our kitchen area was in the same room and consisted of a
simple gas stove balanced on a pile of pallets. Our dining table
was a piece of wood on . . . guess what? Yep, a
fucking pile of pallets. I am sure that I even tried to shag a
pallet in a dream one night.
The only thing we couldn’t do with pallets was eat
them, so at the start of our assignment we were given a few boxes
of US Army rations, which kept us going. Now and then, the US Army
popped in with an occasional warm lunch when they were passing on
patrol. But this didn’t happen that often, as it wasn’t very safe
for the US Army to patrol in our area.
We passed our time by sitting on the roof of the
warehouse, counting the clouds of smoke from explosions around the
city or by trying to identify where the shooting was coming from.
We also tried to sleep a lot and played many games of chess. Other
than me, there were a couple of strong characters in the team,
including a couple of Bosnians who spoke very little English, which
was fun, especially as I thrashed them time and time again at
chess. There were also a couple of French ex-soldiers, which was
good, as we could have one or two decent conversations.
After many sleepless, nervous nights, the
instruction came for us to escort all the votes back to the
relative safety of the airport, where they would be guarded by
military personnel and counted. The trucks for the votes were
escorted to us at the warehouse by another close protection team,
and we guarded them with our weapons at the ready, as they were
being loaded with the containers of votes we had protected with our
lives. The Iraqi forklift operators were completely useless and
kept bashing into the boxes we had carefully guarded. I lost my
patience, kicked one of them off and loaded many of the crates
myself. I felt like shooting the bloke in question, but that might
have been a little extreme.
Before we left, my team sat down with the drivers
and explained how we were going to set up the convoy back to the
airport, with the votes tightly protected by our vehicles and
weapons. This meant that when we hit the motorway, I was in the
rear car. My main task was to make sure that no one overtook us or
got in between the vehicles in the convoy. I constantly swept the
area from side to side all the way to the airport, making sure that
no one got too close. A few times, vehicles did get too close, not
really knowing who or what we were, or perhaps they were just
trying their luck, and I leaned precariously out of the window,
aiming my AK at them, showing them that we were armed and dangerous
and that they’d better back off. I waved my hand in an up-and-down
motion to show them to slow down. If they were stupid enough to
ignore me, I fired a couple of rounds into the ground in front of
them to indicate that we meant business. Thankfully, everyone in
Baghdad is now used to a high-profile military and private security
presence, and when someone points a weapon at them or their
vehicles, they know precisely what to do . . . they
back off!
At the end of that particular job, most of the guys
were sent home, but a few, including me, were kept back to help out
on another job – to guard the new court house, which was under
construction for the trial of Saddam Hussein. Our job was to
control the entrance, patrol the perimeter, and check vehicles and
personnel coming in and going out, making sure that no one took any
photos or ‘souvenirs’ or blew themselves up! But that is a story
for another day.
AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF
ALEX POWELL
I was born in North Wales in 1974. Due to a change
in my old man’s job, I moved to Birmingham when I was four years
old. I grew up there and went to a Church of England school in
Highgate – I was the only white kid in my whole year, which wasn’t
easy. My parents got divorced when I was about 11 – I suppose my
life changed at that point. It was no fault of my mother’s, but
discipline lessened, and I realised I was able to push her
boundaries a lot more than when my old man had been around. Boys
will be boys.
I started to get into trouble with the police
around the time I left school – petty little things, such as
smashing windows, joyriding, drunk and disorderly behaviour and
plenty of fighting. I ended up on a supervision order for three
years, which is like a junior version of a probation order. One
day, I woke up and decided enough was enough – I had to straighten
myself out. I knew that if I carried on in the same vein, I was
going to end up going down – and that scared the shit out of
me.
I was just an 18-year-old kid when I took my sorry
ass down to the army careers office. To my amazement, as soon as
they found out about the supervision order, they told me to fuck
off and come back in three years’ time. There was me trying to
straighten myself out and the army shoved me back into the life I
was trying to get away from. So I gathered some money together and
went off to France to join the Legion. It was much easier than I
expected. I arrived in France on 13 July. I secured a bed in a
youth hostel in Lille for the night and got pissed with a couple of
young Aussie birds who were also staying there – luckily for me,
they were both gagging for it, which was nice!
In the morning, I went into the town centre looking
for a McDonald’s, as I was starving. To my amazement, there was a
huge military parade through the town centre. I hadn’t realised
that it was 14 July – Bastille Day! There were soldiers and tanks
everywhere, and at the end of the parade I approached a soldier who
seemed to be in charge of a unit and asked him if he knew anything
about joining the Legion. Surprisingly, he spoke very good English,
and after initially looking at me as if I wasn’t right in the head
(I wasn’t), he gave me a sympathetic smile and told me to go down
the road to La Citadelle, a large military base with a Legion
recruitment office.
After answering a few questions and passing a basic
medical, I said goodbye to all my personal belongings and was put
in a minibus with a few other recruits and sent to Marseilles. It
was as simple as that, and for the following five years I was a
Legionnaire.