CHAPTER FOUR
THE CRIMEAN WAR
TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE NINETEENTH CENTURY
POLITICAL LIFE in England was still following its long-accustomed
habits, which had so far been only slightly changed by the
acceptance of the great Reform Bill. The Whigs were in power under
Lord John Russell, whose family had served the State since the days
of Henry VII. After three and a half centuries of generally smiling
fortune the Russells and their friends and connections had acquired
an assurance that they knew best how to govern the country in its
true interests. Whatever novel agitations might spread among
working men in the industrial towns, who as yet enjoyed few votes,
the Whig leaders pursued their reasonable, moderate, and
undemocratic courses. Lord John’s Government, with a few upsets,
survived for six years. It achieved little of lasting note, but it
piloted Britain through a restless period when elsewhere in Europe
thrones were overturned and revolutions multiplied.
The Tories for their part were irreconcilably
split. The faithful followers of Peel and Free Trade, who included
in Aberdeen and Gladstone two future Prime Ministers, were content
to let the Whigs bear the heat of the day. The Liberal Party, which
would presently arise from the coalition of Whigs, Peelites, and
Radicals, was not yet foreseen. The opponents of the Peelites, the
old Tories, were led by Lord Stanley, soon to be Lord Derby, whose
forbears had played a rôle in the kingdom for even longer than the
Russells. Derby was increasingly assisted in the House of Commons
by his lieutenant Disraeli, whose reputation for brilliance was
growing rather faster than his capacity for inspiring trust. It was
Disraeli’s gradual task over these years to persuade the Tories to
abandon their fidelity to the Corn Law tariff and to work out a new
and more broadly based Conservative policy.
While party affairs at Westminster dwelt gently in
flux, Europe succumbed to an anguished spasm. In February 1848 the
French monarchy fell. The rule of King Louis Philippe had given
prosperity to France, or at least to her middle classes, but it had
never been accepted by the adherents of the elder Bourbon line, and
it appealed neither to staunch Republicans nor to the Bonapartists,
who were still dazzled by the remembered glories of the Empire. A
few days of rioting sufficed to eject Louis Philippe, and a
Government of romantic outlook and Socialist complexion briefly
took control. This in turn collapsed, and by the end of the year a
Bonaparte had been elected President of France by an overwhelming
majority. Thus, after half a lifetime spent in plotting, exile, and
obscurity, Prince Louis Napoleon, nephew of the great Emperor, came
to power. He owed his position to the name he bore, to the
ineptitude of his rivals, and to the fondness of the French for
constitutional experiment. For more than twenty years this amiable,
dreamy figure was to play a striking and not always ineffective
part upon the European scene.
The peoples of Italy had also broken into revolt
against both their own rulers and the Austrian occupiers of
Lombardy and Venetia. High hopes were cherished that a united
Italian nation might emerge from this commotion. Pope Pius IX, who
was also the temporal ruler of Central Italy, was a liberal man of
patriotic feeling. To him many of his fellow Italians looked up for
guidance and inspiration. But his holy office forbade him to direct
a purely national crusade against the Catholic Power of Austria.
Popes before had fought for local issues. Pius IX was a wiser man.
His duty was not to unify a nation, but to head a universal Church.
Political leadership for Italy had to come from elsewhere. In the
Italian provinces enthusiastic conspirators soon found that they
could not hold their own against the organised forces of Austria
and her allies, nor could the army of the kingdom of Sardinia,
which was the only wholly independent Italian state, make much
impression on Austrian might. The Italian revolt ended in failure,
but not without arousing a widespread sympathy in Britain, which
was benevolently exercised when the next attempt at unity was
made.
North of the Alps revolutionary nationalism was
also stirring in Germany, Austria, and Poland. The Austrian
Chancellor, Metternich, who had dominated Central Europe for forty
years, was forced to resign by a revolution in Vienna. This aged
pillar of Continental absolutism found refuge in an obscure hotel
in the England of the Whigs. The Emperor was obliged to abdicate,
leaving the Habsburg throne to a young Archduke, Francis Joseph,
destined to live through many tribulations and witness the opening
years of the First World War. Czechs, Poles, and Hungarians in turn
all took up arms, and their gallant risings were eventually
suppressed only with the cordial help of the Czar of Russia. In
Germany itself the minor monarchs were thrown into disarray, and
some into exile, by rebellions and demonstrations. A Parliament met
at Frankfurt, and after lengthy debate offered the crown of a
united Germany to the King of Prussia. This sovereign and his
military advisers preferred repressing revolutionaries to accepting
favours from them, and the offer was declined. Little came of the
events of 1848-49 in Germany, except a powerful impetus to the idea
of German unity, and a growing conviction that it could only be
achieved with the backing of Prussian arms.
The turmoil in Europe was viewed in England with
sympathetic interest, but it went unmatched by any comparable
disturbance. The Chartist movement, for some time languishing, took
fresh courage from the Republican example in France. It was also
stirred by a new economic crisis at home. There was half-hearted
talk of revolution, but in the end it was decided to present a new
petition to Parliament, reiterating all the old Chartist demands. A
meeting was called in April 1848 on Kennington Common, a mile to
the south of Westminster Bridge. From there the Chartist leaders
proposed to lead an impressive march upon the Houses of Parliament.
The Government took precautions. Troops were called out and special
constables enrolled; but in the event no undue strain was placed
upon their services. As Wellington remarked—still an imperturbable
Commander-in-Chief at the age of seventy-eight—the English are “a
very quiet people.” This is especially so when it is raining. More
spectators than Chartists assembled on that wet spring day at
Kennington. When the police forbade the proposed march the
demonstrators quietly dispersed. Their petition was conveyed to the
Commons in three cabs. Such was the measure of revolutionary
feeling in London in 1848.

In the same year Thomas Babington Macaulay, who
had been a Minister of the Crown and served the Government of India
in high office, published the first volumes of his History of
England. This great work, with all its prejudiced opinions and
errors of fact, provided the historical background for the sense of
progress which was now inspiring Victorian Britain. Macaulay set
out to show that the story of England since the Whig Revolution of
1688 was one of perpetual and limitless advance. In his opening
chapter he wrote: “The history of our own country in the last
hundred and sixty years is eminently the history of physical,
moral, and intellectual improvement.” This was a heartening note,
much appreciated by contemporary readers. Optimism reigned
throughout the land. An even more shining future, Macaulay implied,
lay before the United Kingdom. So indeed it did. His views were
widely shared, and were soon given form in the Great Exhibition of
British achievement which justly gratified the nation.
Prince Albert sponsored the idea. There had already
been small exhibitions of manufactures, in which he had taken an
interest. In 1849, after opening the new Albert Dock in Liverpool,
the Prince had been so much impressed by the surging vigour of
British industry, and its maritime cause and consequence, that he
adopted with enthusiasm a plan for an exhibition on a far larger
scale than had ever been seen before. It would display to the
country and the world the progress achieved in every field. It
would also be international, proclaiming the benefits of free trade
between nations and looking forward to the universal peace which it
was then supposed must inevitably result from the unhampered
traffic in goods. Few people foresaw the war with Russia that was
soon to break out.
For two years, against considerable opposition, the
Prince headed a committee to further his project. In 1851 the Great
Exhibition was opened in Hyde Park. Nineteen acres were devoted to
the principal building, the Crystal Palace, designed by an expert
glasshouse gardener, Joseph Paxton. Housing most of the exhibits,
and enclosing whole trees within its glass and iron structure, it
was to be the marvel of the decade. In spite of prophecies of
failure, the Exhibition was a triumphant success. Over a million
people a month visited it during the six months of its opening.
Nearly fourteen thousand exhibits of industrial skill and craft
were shown, of which half were British. The Prince was vindicated,
and the large profit made by the organisers was invested and put to
learned and educational purposes. Queen Victoria described the
opening day as “one of the greatest and most glorious in our
lives.” Her feelings were prompted by her delight that Prince
Albert should have confounded his critics, ever ready to accuse him
of meddling in national affairs, but there was more to it than
that. The Queen paid many visits to the Crystal Palace, where her
presence aroused in the scores of thousands of subjects with whom
she mingled a deep loyalty and a sense of national pride. Never had
the Throne been so firmly grounded in the affections of the people.
Prosperity, however unevenly its blessings fell, gave Britain a
self-assurance that seemed worth more than social legislation and
further reform. From mills and mines and factories flowed the
wealth that was making life easier for the country. And this the
country recognised.
The mid-century marks the summit of Britain’s
preponderance in industry. In another twenty years other nations,
among whom industrial progress had started later, had begun to cut
down her lead. Until 1870 Britain had mined more than half the
world’s coal, and in that year her output of pig-iron was still
greater than the rest of the world’s put together. Foreign trade
stood at a figure of nearly 700 millions sterling, as compared with
300 for the United States, 340 for France, and 300 for Germany. But
the proportions were rapidly changing. Railways greatly assisted
the growth of industry in Germany and America, where coal and iron
resources were separated from each other by considerable distances.
A challenge was also presented to British agriculture, now that
prairie-grown American wheat could be carried to American ports by
railroad and shipped across the ocean to European markets.
Nevertheless there was no slowing down of industry in Britain.
Textiles, the backbone of British exports, filled an insatiable
demand in Asia, and the future of the mighty steel and engineering
industries seemed assured for a long time to come. In England the
rapidly expanding Midlands and North were blackened by the smoke
and dust of the pits and forges.
Critics were not wanting of the age of mass
production that was now taking shape. Charles Dickens in his novels
revealed the plight of the poor, holding up to pity the conditions
in which many of them dwelt and ridiculing the State institutions
that crudely encompassed them. John Ruskin was another. In the
midst of his long life he turned from the study of painting and
architecture to modern social problems. His heart lay in the Middle
Ages, which he imagined to be peopled by a fraternity of craftsmen
harmoniously creating works of art. Peering out upon the Victorian
scene, this prophetic figure looked in vain for similar
accomplishment. Bad taste in manufacture, bad relations between
employers and men, aroused his eloquent wrath. His was a voice that
cried the way both to new movements in the arts and to socialism in
politics.

Foreign affairs and the threat of war now began to
darken the scene. Turkey had troubled the statesmen of Europe for
many years. Preoccupation with the conflicts and intrigues of Court
and harem had so distracted the Sultans at Constantinople and their
chief advisers from the duties of government, and event of defence,
that the military empire, which for three centuries had dominated
the Eastern world from the Persian Gulf to Budapest, and from the
Caspian to Algiers, seemed now on the edge of disruption and
collapse. What then would become of its vast territories? To whom
would fall the wide, fertile Turkish provinces in Europe and Asia?
The urgency and imminence of such questions were sharpened by the
evident determination of Russia to seize the Danubian lands,
Constantinople, and the Black Sea. England could not ignore the
threat: the shadow of Russia, already a formidable Asiatic Power,
appeared to be creeping over India. The anxiety and apprehension of
the governing circles of England marched with a widespread and
hearty dislike of the whole political system of which Nicholas
I—the “icy Muscovite” and “o’ergrown Barbarian of the East,” in
Tennyson’s phrases—was the principal prop and pillar in Europe. The
contemporaries of Palmerston looked upon the police state of the
Czar as “the corner-stone of despotism in the world,” the oppressor
of the Poles, the ally of reactionary Austria, a fatal obstacle to
the liberation of nations and the realisation of the great hopes
which had sprung from the Liberal revolutions of 1848.
The need to resist Russia was plain to most British
observers, though Radicals like Cobden strongly opposed this view.
British diplomacy was confused about the best way of achieving its
aims. For it was also necessary to keep an eye on the French, who
had ambitions for extending their influence in the Levant. Canning
had planned to head Russia off from South-East Europe, not by
direct opposition, but by founding on the ruins of the Turkish
Empire a bloc of small independent states who would stand
firm and if necessary fight for the sake of their own survival.
With such a programme of emancipation he had hoped to associate not
only France, but Russia herself. The creation of the kingdom of
Greece was the first and only result of his efforts. But twenty
years had gone by and the ruling politicians of England had
forgotten the example of Byron, who had died for Greek freedom.
They reversed the policy of Canning, and now attempted to check
Russian expansion by the opposite method of propping up the
decaying system of Turkish rule in South-East Europe. In the
execution of this plan the Government was much assisted by
Stratford Canning, later Lord Stratford de Redcliffe, the British
Ambassador at Constantinople in the 1840’s. He was a cousin of
George Canning, with a wider knowledge of Turkey, which he had
first visited in 1808, than any other Englishman of his day. Proud,
difficult, quick-tempered, he enjoyed immense authority with the
Turks. He had no illusions about the character of the Ottoman
Empire, which he described as “hastening to its dissolution,” but
he hoped to induce the Sultan to make such reforms as would “retard
the evil hour” when it would finally collapse; and so postpone a
general war for possession of its territories. For years Stratford
struggled with the laziness, corruption, and inefficiency of the
Turkish administration. Whether he was wise to do so is another
matter, since any tightening up of central authority would have
increased tension between Constantinople and the provinces. It was
the very laxity of the régime that made it bearable by the subject
peoples. Stratford however was unconvinced of this, and when he
left Constantinople in 1852 he had little hope that the “evil hour”
could be delayed much longer.
The immediate source and origin of the conflict
which now came to a head between Turkey and Russia lay in
Jerusalem, where the Greek Orthodox and Roman Catholic Churches
disputed the custody of certain shrines. The quarrel would have
been unimportant had not the Czar supported the Greek pretensions,
and Louis Napoleon, now the Emperor Napoleon III, been anxious to
please French Catholics by championing the Latins. After long
negotiation the Czar sent his envoy Menschikoff to Constantinople
to revive his claims for a general protectorate over the Christians
in the Turkish Empire. This, if granted, would have given Russia
authority over the many millions of Rumanians, Serbs, Bulgarians,
Greeks, and Armenians within the Ottoman domains. The balance of
power, for which British Governments always sought in the Near
East, as elsewhere, would have been destroyed.
Menschikoff was tactless and his demands angered
the Turks. The electric telegraph, recently invented, only reached
to Belgrade. Upon Stratford, once more British Ambassador, much
depended. He was the man on the spot, with considerable freedom
from Cabinet control and with strong views on the Russian danger
and the need to support Turkey. At home Lord Derby, after a brief
spell in office, had been succeeded by Lord Aberdeen, who presided
over a coalition Government of Whigs and Peelites, far from united
in their opinions. The Prime Minister himself and his Foreign
Secretary, Lord Clarendon, were hesitant and favoured appeasement.
But Stratford could count on Palmerston, the most popular man in
the Cabinet, and on the general hostility in England towards the
Russians. Stratford’s dispatches do not support the charge that he
exceeded his instructions: he recommended the Turks to continue
negotiations and not to take too stiff an attitude. But the Turks
knew their man, they knew they had his sympathy, and they knew that
in the last resort the British Fleet would protect Constantinople
and stop Russia seizing the Straits. They accordingly rejected the
Russian demands, and on June 2, 1853, the Russian attitude had
become so menacing that the Cabinet ordered the British Fleet to
Besika Bay, outside the Dardanelles. Napoleon III, eager for
British approval and support, agreed to provide a French
squadron.
The Fleet reached Besika Bay on June 13. In early
July Russian troops crossed the river Pruth and entered Turkish
Moldavia. The British Cabinet was still divided, and neither warned
the Russians nor promised help to the Turks. The Turks ended the
matter by rejecting an offer of mediation by a council of
ambassadors. Stratford disapproved of this proposal, known as the
Vienna Note, but there is no evidence that he failed to carry out
his instructions to advise the Turks to yield. This they could not
do since feeling ran so high at Constantinople that the Sultan had
little choice but to refuse.
War was not yet certain. The Czar, alarmed at
Turkey’s resistance, sought a compromise with the help of Austria,
but by September Aberdeen and his Cabinet had become so suspicious
that they rejected the offer. On October 4 the Sultan declared war
on Russia, and soon afterwards attacked the Russians beyond the
Danube. Such efforts as Aberdeen and Stratford could still make for
peace were extinguished by a Russian onslaught against the Turkish
Fleet off Sinope, in the Black Sea. Indignation flared in England,
where the action was denounced as a massacre. Palmerston sent in
his resignation in December on a domestic issue, but his action was
interpreted as a protest against the Government’s Eastern policy
and Aberdeen was accused of cowardice. Thus England drifted into
war. In February 1854 Nicholas recalled his ambassadors from London
and Paris, and at the end of March the Crimean War began, with
France and Britain as the allies of Turkey. To the last Aberdeen
vacillated. “I still say that war is not inevitable,” he futilely
wrote to Clarendon in February, “unless, indeed, we are determined
to have it; which, for all I know, may be the case.”
The operations were ill-planned and ill-conducted
on both sides. With the exception of two minor naval expeditions to
the Baltic and the White Sea, fighting was confined to Southern
Russia, where the great naval fort of Sebastopol, in the Black Sea,
was selected as the main Allied objective. The necessity for this
enterprise was questionable: the Turks had already driven the
Russians out of the Danube valley, there was little danger of an
attack upon Constantinople, and it was folly to suppose that the
capture of Sebastopol would make much impression on the vast
resources of Russia. However, the British expeditionary force was
encamped in Turkish territory and some use had to be made of it.
Orders from London dispatched it to the Crimea against the wishes
of its commander, Lord Raglan. The Allied fleet sailed close by
Sebastopol harbour and ceremonial salutes were exchanged between
the belligerents. A landing was made at the small town of
Eupatoria, to the north-west. The Russian Governor declared that
the armies might land, but according to regulations ought
immediately to be placed in quarantine. Nobody took any notice of
this precaution.
Sebastopol might have been entered by an immediate
attack from the north, yet after an initial victory on the Alma in
September 1854 the French commander, St Arnaud, who was a sick man
and a political appointment, insisted on marching round to the
south and beginning a formal siege. With this step Raglan
reluctantly concurred; it was against his better judgment. The
Russians were thus permitted to bring up reinforcements, and
strengthen the fortifications under the direction of the famous
engineer Todleben. Unable to complete their investment of the town,
the Allies had to beat off fresh Russian field armies which arrived
from the interior. The British Army, holding the exposed eastern
wing of the lines, had twice to bear the brunt. At Balaclava in
October the British cavalry distinguished themselves by two
astonishing charges against overwhelming odds. The second of these
was the celebrated charge of the Light Brigade, in which 673
horsemen, led by Lord Cardigan, rode up the valley under heavy
fire, imperturbably, as if taking part in a review, to attack the
Russian batteries. They captured the guns, but only a third of the
brigade answered the first muster after the charge. Lord Cardigan
calmly returned to the yacht on which he lived, had a bath, dined,
drank a bottle of champagne, and went to bed. His brigade had
performed an inspiring feat of gallantry. But it was due, like much
else in this war, to the blunders of commanders. Lord Raglan’s
orders had been badly expressed and were misunderstood by his
subordinates. The Light Brigade had charged the wrong guns.

The Battle of Inkerman followed, fought in the
mists of a November dawn. It was a desperate infantry action, in
which the British soldier proved his courage and endurance. Russian
casualties were nearly five times as many as those of the Allies.
But Inkerman was not decisive. The Russians outnumbered the Allies
by two to one, and it became plain that there was no hope of taking
Sebastopol before the spring of 1855. Amid storms and blizzards the
British Army lay, without tents, huts, food, warm clothes, or the
most elementary medical care. Cholera, dysentery, and malarial
fever took their dreadful toll. Raglan’s men had neither transport
nor ambulances, and thousands were lost through cold and starvation
because it did not occur to the Government of the greatest
engineering country in the world to ease the movement of supplies
from the port of Balaclava to the camp by laying down five miles of
light railway. Nearly half a century of peace had dimmed the glory
of the army which defeated Napoleon. Its great chief, Wellington,
had died amid national mourning in 1852. During his long reign as
Commander-in-Chief at the War Office nothing had changed since
Waterloo. Nor could his successors in office see any need for
reforming the Army which the Duke had led. The conditions of
service were intolerable; the administration was bad, the equipment
scanty, the commanders of no outstanding ability. The French and
British between them had only 56,000 troops in the Crimea in the
terrible winter of 1854-55. Nearly 14,000 of them went to hospital,
and many died for want of medical supplies. Most of these
casualties were British. The French were much better provided for,
while the Russians, who accepted official mismanagement as a matter
of course, perished in uncounted numbers of the long route marches
through the snow southwards to the Crimea. Fighting the war for the
sake of Sebastopol imposed a heavy burden upon the Government of
the Czar. He might have been wiser to have withdrawn his troops
into the interior of Russia, as his brother had done in the days of
Napoleon’s invasion. But neither side in the Crimean War was
inspired by large strategic views.

Even the War Office was a little shaken by the
incompetence and suffering. The Times, under its great
editor J. T. Delane, sent out the first of all war correspondents,
William Russell, and used his reports to start a national agitation
against the Government. Aberdeen was assailed from every quarter,
and when Parliament reassembled in January a motion was introduced
by a Private Member to appoint a commission of inquiry into the
state of the army before Sebastopol. It was carried by a majority
so large that when the figures were announced they were greeted,
not with the usual cheers, but with surprised silence, followed by
derisive laughter. The Government had been condemned, as a
contemporary wrote, “to the most ignominious end of any Cabinet in
modern days.” Aberdeen resigned, and was succeeded by Palmerston,
who accepted the commission of inquiry. Palmerston did not at first
command wide confidence, and it was at this moment that Disraeli
wrote privately of him, “he is an impostor, utterly exhausted, and
at the best only ginger-beer and not champagne, and now an old
painted pantaloon.” Disraeli was wrong. Palmerston soon proved
himself the man of the hour. The worst mistakes and muddles were
cleared up, and at the War Office Sidney Herbert struggled manfully
to reform the military administration.
By the summer of 1855 the Allied armies had been
reinforced and were in good heart. An assault on Sebastopol was
mounted in June, but it failed. This was too much for Raglan. Worn
out by the responsibilities of the campaign, he resigned, and ten
days later he died. Raglan had been ill-served by his Government
and by his quarrelsome subordinates, and he too readily let his
good judgment be overridden. This disciple of Wellington, who had
lost an arm at Waterloo, deserves a higher niche in military
history than is sometimes accorded him. He was brave, loyal, and
had the misfortune frequently to be right when others took the
wrong decision.
The victory that should have been his due was won
by his successor, Sir James Simpson, in conjunction with the French
Marshal Pélissier. In September Sebastopol at last fell. The
futility of the plan of campaign was now revealed. It was
impossible to invade Russia from the Crimea. What should the next
move be? France by now had four times as many troops in the field
as England, and Napoleon III was threatening to withdraw them. A
peace party in Paris was making its views felt. The French Emperor
was inclined to negotiate, meanwhile reducing operations against
Russia to a mere blockade. If the war were to continue, he felt,
other Powers would have to be drawn in, and an appeal made to the
national sentiments of Poles, Swedes, and other hereditary enemies
of the Czar. This was too grandiose even for Palmerston. He
privately denounced the French peace party as “a cabal of
stock-jobbing politicians,” but he realised the war must stop.
Threatened by an Austrian ultimatum, Russia agreed to terms, and in
February 1856 a peace conference opened in Paris.
The Treaty of Paris, signed at the end of March,
removed the immediate causes of the conflict, but provided no
permanent settlement of the Eastern Question. Russia surrendered
her grip on the mouths of the Danube by abandoning Southern
Bessarabia; her claims to a protectorate over the Turkish
Christians were set aside; the Dardanelles were closed to foreign
ships of war during peace, as they had been before the war; and
Turkey’s independence was guaranteed by the Powers, in return for a
promise of reforms not worth the paper on which it was written.
Russia accepted the demilitarisation of the Black Sea, but
repudiated her undertaking when Europe was absorbed by the
Franco-Prussian War of 1870. For the time being her expansion was
checked, but she remained unappeased. Within twenty years Europe
was nearly at war again over Russian ambitions in the Near East.
The fundamental situation was unaltered: so long as Turkey was weak
so long would her empire remain a temptation to Russian
Imperialists and an embarrassment to Western Europe.
With one exception few of the leading figures
emerged from the Crimean War with enhanced reputations. Miss
Florence Nightingale had been sent out in an official capacity by
the War Minister, Sidney Herbert. She arrived at Scutari on the day
before the Battle of Inkerman, and there organised the first base
hospital of modern times. With few nurses and scanty equipment she
reduced the death-rate at Scutari from 42 per hundred to 22 per
thousand men. Her influence and example were far-reaching. The Red
Cross movement, which started with the Geneva Convention of 1864,
was the outcome of her work, as were great administrative reforms
in civilian hospitals. In an age of proud and domineering men she
gave the women of the nineteenth century a new status, which
revolutionised the social life of the country, and even made them
want to vote. Miss Nightingale herself felt that “there are evils
which press much more hardly on women than the want of the
suffrage.” Lack of education was one, and she favoured better
girls’ schools and the founding of women’s colleges. To these
objects she devoted her attention, and by her efforts half the
Queen’s subjects were encouraged to enter the realms of higher
thought.