CHAPTER 5
Sheep, Bees, and Fish
This time, Jennifer knew it was a dream right
away.
First, she was flying, which of course only
happened in dreams. Second, there were hundreds of oranges and
soccer balls in the air, falling like hailstones. She knew she had
to kick them all back up into the sky, though she didn’t have the
faintest idea why.
She slid through the air, spreading human hands and
feet to dart toward one target—an orange. Fwap, the kick
sent it up and back through the clouds. Next was a soccer ball.
Fwap. Another and another—fwap-fwap.
Then the oranges and soccer balls turned black.
Jennifer squinted to get a better look. They weren’t oranges or
balls anymore. Thick, bloated bodies with spindly legs cascaded
down from the thunderheads.
It was raining spiders.
Several dropped with shrill cries onto her head.
She felt their hairy appendages squeeze her skull as their fangs
danced right before her eyes . . .
“All right!” shouted Jennifer to no one in particular as she started awake and slapped at the empty air around her nose horn. “Enough with the dreams already!”
She was alone in the sitting room, and the faint
mid-morning sun filtered through the patio doors. They were open
enough for her to smell the chill of autumn.
Under daylight, she could see the colors of the
forest and lake outside more clearly than she had last night.
Grandpa Crawford’s trees were gorgeous this time of year, every
color a leaf could ever turn now on display—purple, gold, orange,
brown, yellow, and stubborn green. A few less brilliant hues
continued around the large lake. The lake itself was calm, with
sparse waves cresting and disappearing quickly over clear
water.
The house was silent. Curious, she ambled on all
fours through the rooms until she came to the barn.
The minivan was gone.
With a brief gulp of panic, Jennifer clawed her way
quickly across the barn. She pushed the large doors open and peered
outside. No one was there.
“Mom? Dad?” She tried not to sound alarmed as she
scurried awkwardly around the northeast corner and scrambled up
onto the patio. There was a reason why they had left, she told
herself. Only Mom could drive the car, so she must have run an
errand.
Then she thought of last night. Of course, she had
gone to get Phoebe. Jennifer had demanded it. She would be back
soon with the dog.
That left her father . . .
“Heads up!”
Jennifer looked up just in time to duck away from
the huge, furry ball leveled like a bomb at her skull. She briefly
thought of the giant spiders from her dream, but when the missile
landed she calmed down, if only a little.
It was a sheep, one of Grandpa Crawford’s. Its
matted wool was streaked with blood, and its hind legs were broken.
It was bleating in terror.
“Dad!” This didn’t strike Jennifer as funny
at all.
He landed on the porch next to the sheep and
balanced a hind claw on the sheep’s throat. “Sorry, I didn’t see
you come out until I had let go of it.”
“What are you doing mauling sheep anyway?” She was
pretty sure she could guess the answer and she began to feel sick.
“Grandpa’s going to get really mad at you.”
“I think you know as well as I do that he won’t.
Why do you think he goes through more sheep than he can breed every
year? He can’t live on honey alone, and he likes his horses too
much to eat them.”
Jennifer was relieved she wouldn’t have to watch
her father eat an Arabian stallion. Then she was disgusted all over
again. “Ugh. That’s not just for you, is it?”
“Of course not. I’ve already eaten. I brought this
one back so I could show you how to skin and cook them. After that,
we’ll see to the horses, and then I’ll give you your first flying
lesson.”
The word “cook” settled Jennifer’s stomach a bit.
The word “flying” pricked her imagination.
Then Jonathan Scales twisted the hind claw that
clenched the sheep’s throat, and the crack and gurgle that followed
had her sick to her stomach again. “Aw, Dad . . .”
“It’s a sheep, ace, not a kindergartner. You eat
this sort of thing all the time.”
That brought another question to Jennifer’s mind.
“Um, Dad, we don’t ever eat . . . people . . . do we?”
Jonathan looked at his daughter with silver-eyed
patience. “No matter how much you try to tell yourself otherwise,
Jennifer, you are not a monster. You are not a freak. You still eat
the same things you did before yesterday, and you’ll still like
doing the things you did before yesterday. We’re going to cook and
eat our meals in as civilized a way as we can manage. We’ll have
trout tonight for dinner, just like we always do here at Grandpa’s.
I’ll make risotto to go with it—your triple-chambered stomach will
find your mother’s cooking as horrific as your single-chambered
stomach did.”
She choked back a giggle.
“You can use the same charcoal and paper Grandpa
has lying around to do sketches. Your wing claw can manage it.
There’s even a soccer ball in the garage, once you get your balance
back. You are still Jennifer Scales, and you’re all the things that
make you a terrific daughter.
“I’m not saying there won’t be new things to learn.
But if you see them as additions, and not subtractions, you’ll have
an easier time with this. Understand?”
Jennifer nodded slowly.
“Great. Now let’s gut this sheep and roast
it!”
It wasn’t as gruesome as she thought it would be.
Her father showed her how to use her claws to skin the animal,
slice open the belly, separate the edibles from the nonedibles, and
slice the meat into manageable chunks. She had an uncle on her
mother’s side who used to treat venison for hunters, so she had
seen this sort of thing before. It wasn’t completely enjoyable, but
it seemed more like butcher’s work than a beast’s.
With ten neat cuts of meat lying on the porch, she
looked up at her father with something approaching pride.
“Excellent. Now we cook ’em.”
Grandpa Crawford had an enormous grill on one end
of the porch—it was three times the size of most grills. Jonathan
poked a wing claw under the grate, arranged the coals beneath, and
then shot a bullet of flame out of his nostrils. The coals began
burning immediately.
“All right. Put those cuts on there, and put the
cover down. From here on in, it’s just like barbecue.”
“Neat.” Jennifer couldn’t hide a smile. “I don’t
suppose there’s any ketchup in the fridge?”
As Jennifer finished—surprising herself by downing all ten pieces in ten ketchup-tinted gulps—the minivan drove up onto the north lawn. A familiar shape was poised in the passenger seat with its head out of the window.
“Phoebe!”
She wasn’t sure how the collie-shepherd would react
to a seven-foot-long reptile with a family member’s voice, but to
Jennifer’s unending delight, there was never a question in the
dog’s mind. Phoebe leapt out of the open window and raced up the
porch steps to lick her pack sister’s scaly face. Then, in a black
dash, she was off around the house and through the forest.
Jonathan grinned. “Off to find sheep of her own.
She never could resist herding them.”
“How’s it going?” called out Elizabeth. She was
getting something out of the car.
“We’ve had breakfast. I’d like to do a few more
things, maybe get in a bit of flying before lunch.”
“Well, I got what you asked. You sure this is
safe?”
Of all the things her mother could have pulled out
of the minivan, Jennifer never imagined she would see a trampoline.
She looked at her father with startled eyes.
“It’s safe,” he assured both of them. “But before
we get to that, we need to cover fire-breathing. Could you check on
the horses for me, Liz?” He turned to Jennifer. “I started the fire
that cooked your breakfast, but you’ll need to learn how to do your
own fire-breathing if you want to have anything but raw meat for
yourself.”
“Okay,” Jennifer agreed. With a full stomach, a
good night’s sleep, and a growing acceptance that her
transformation wasn’t immediately fatal, she was ready to learn a
few things. Plus, the thought of her crawling on her belly and
eating uncooked food for five-day stretches did not sit well.
Elizabeth set the trampoline against the porch, and
then went off to check on the horses, Phoebe, and the sheep.
“Come on.” Her father gestured. “Let’s practice
into the lake, with the wind at our backs.”
Fire-breathing, as it turned out, involved just
about every vocal action short of actually speaking. A cough, a
snort, a growl, even a sneeze—each of these, her father explained,
opened a small valve at the back of the throat that released the
fire element. Then, as with speech, the placement of the lips,
tongue, and teeth did the rest.
While sneezes generated short but impressive
fire-works from the nostrils, a rough clearing of the throat issued
a volcanic flow that cascaded over the grass and into the lake.
Most spectacular of all, a shrill whistle let loose a volley of
flame rings that grew as large as hula hoops.
“Check this out,” he told her, calling Phoebe at
the top of his lungs. “Once in a while, like when you’re off at
summer camp, your mother and I bring the dog up here during
crescent moons and teach her tricks.”
Phoebe came racing like a dark dart around the
opposite end of the house from where she had disappeared. The
moment she saw Jonathan rear up on his hind legs, she stopped about
twenty yards away and crouched low in anticipation.
“Phoebe—circus!”
The dog stood up. Jonathan let out a short whistle,
and a ring of fire ripped out of his mouth. With no steps at all,
the dog leapt through the blazing hoop as it roared over her
position, did a half-twist in the air, and then landed brilliantly
on all fours.
Jennifer burst out laughing. Phoebe raced to a
point about twenty yards from her and crouched down as before,
obviously expecting Jennifer to do the same.
The three of them played like this for a while. The
longer the whistle, the greater the number of hoops Phoebe had to
jump through. She could manage up to three, but singed her tail if
asked to do more than that.
After an hour or so, Jennifer felt in good enough
spirits that she nodded when her father suggested they begin flying
lessons.
“This isn’t going to be like fire-breathing,” he
warned her. “That comes as naturally to a dragon as, well,
breathing. But flying won’t come any easier than walking did when
you were a toddler. You fell down. A lot. Now you’ll be higher
up.”
“Great.” Jennifer sighed.
“Don’t worry too much. A dragon’s bones and sinews
are incredibly resilient. You won’t break or twist a thing. Just
your ego, once or twice. Plus, we have this!”
He grabbed a bar of the trampoline with a hind claw
and shoved off the ground with the other. “Meet me out by the
wildflower fields. Trees and water make for a poor first flight.”
Weaving his way through the elms and pines, he disappeared.
Jennifer trudged her way on all four claws back
down the gravel driveway. It was at least a half mile to the
wildflower fields. By the time she got there, her throat was dusty
and her belly sore from all the scratching and pulling. She was
more than ready to learn how to get her carcass off the
ground.
Jonathan was bouncing on the trampoline, humming a
jaunty tune with smoke smoldering from his nostrils. “A beautiful
day to spend out in the sunshine!” he called out. “And a good day
to get up in the air, too. Come over here, ace. I’ll give you a
hand up . . .”
He stepped off as she sought her balance in the
rubbery center. If walking on four legs was difficult, navigating a
bouncy, slippery material was even worse. Up and down Jennifer
jarred, a jumble of wings and horns. It was impossible to stop. She
decided to wait out the embarrassment on her butt, lolling up and
down miserably. Her previous enthusiasm drained away.
“Perk up, camper! You’re learning something
amazing.”
“What, hopping on my ass?”
Her father snorted with laughter, letting a cloud
of steam out from between his teeth. Jennifer almost smiled back,
though a part of her was determined to stay grumpy. “All right,
what do I do?”
“We’ll start off with simple bouncing, straight up
and down. Just like everyone does. Sitting down is fine, the idea
is to get the feel for liftoff.”
This was easy enough, since the trampoline hadn’t
really stopped jouncing her yet. She pushed off a bit harder to get
up in the air, and before long she established a slow, steady
rhythm.
“Good. Now, spread your wings on each up, and fold
them on each down . . .”
This was harder, because her wings caught the south
wind when unfolded, which moved her slightly out of position each
trip into the air. Jennifer found herself adjusting her wings each
time, to try and catch the wind different ways.
“Great! You’re figuring out how the wind and your
wings interact. There are four forces at work—gravity, lift,
thrust, and drag. Your wings represent an incredible evolutionary
leap that minimizes drag while allowing . . .”
“Dad.”
“Yes?”
“If you want to minimize drag, you could talk
less.”
Jennifer let her hind legs down so that she was
standing and jumping each time. Wings out, wings in, wings out,
wings in . . . Suddenly, Jennifer kicked hard off the trampoline
and waved her wings frantically. On the third beat, her wings
caught wind, and she sailed at least thirty feet into the
air.
“Nice!” she heard her father call. “Oh, keep
flapping, or you’ll come back down too fast.”
She got the message right away as her bulk began to
drop. Beating her wings again, she found another gust of air to
support her weight, and she tilted her wings to take advantage of
it. Now she was more than fifty feet up off the ground. The air was
cooler up here. With wild eyes she took in the entirety of Grandpa
Crawford’s farm. There were the hives to the south, and the wall
beyond, and if she turned a bit she could see the sheep scattering
at the sight of her silhouette in the sky, and beyond them the
trees, and the house, and the lake . . .
“KEEP FLAPPING OR YOU’LL LOSE LIFT!” Her father’s
voice right next to her startled her, and she flinched into an
awkward shape. She immediately dropped ten feet.
“Cripes, Dad!” She regained composure and glared up
at his hovering form. Unsolicited lectures on the ground were
merely boring. At this altitude, they were dangerous!
After a few minutes of flapping, she began to get
the hang of gaining and losing altitude. Her wings were getting
tired, though, and she looked down at the ground with both longing
and fear.
He seemed to read her mind. “As any pilot will tell
you,” he called out, “landing is easy. Landing well is hard.
Aim for the trampoline again, and try to lose altitude a few feet
at a time.”
As she began her descent, she found relaxing and
restretching her wings even harder than flapping them continually.
It was like dropping bit by bit in a shaky helicopter, and her
stomach turned once or twice after particularly steep
pitches.
Looking down, she could see the trampoline far
below, almost between her hind claws. She adjusted a bit to the
left and headed for the center.
The heavy whistling in the trees to the north
should have warned her what was coming, but neither Jennifer nor
her father noticed the sudden crosswind until too late. She felt it
like a shove in the back. In a split second she lost her shape and
balance, and found herself diving feet first at a sharp angle to
the ground. The wildflowers rushed up to greet her.
“Tilt your wings!” she heard her father
cry.
She leaned forward in a panic and drew even with
the ground, belly skimming the tips of the taller sunflowers and
reedy grasses. It was like her first experience with a bicycle as a
child—she was moving fast, her muscles were frozen, and she had no
idea how to stop.
She passed out of the wildflower fields and into
the bee fields, closer and closer to the ground. Dropping a leg to
try to slow herself down was unthinkable; Jennifer had visions of
tripping at thirty miles per hour and breaking her neck in the
subsequent tumble. The best she could hope for was a glider landing
on her belly. The grass looked soft . . .
A short hillock was all it took for Jennifer’s
right wing to catch the earth. The impact jarred her entire body,
throwing her out of symmetry and sending her into exactly the kind
of rolling tumble she had been trying to avoid—only this time, she
was sent askew by the hit to her right side. Jennifer lost herself
in a furious swirl of earth and sky.
At last, she crashed into something that felt like
rotted wood. Her head spun and buzzed, and a sickly sweet smell
filled her nostrils.
“Are you okay, Jennifer?” She heard her father’s
voice above her.
“Yeah . . .”
“Good. Now get out of there!”
A slow liquid oozed onto her belly. Thinking it was
blood, she lifted her head up . . . and saw honey. Then she
realized the buzzing wasn’t in her head at all.
“Ah, sugar . . .”
“Out! Out!” her father called. She could have sworn
he was chuckling. Hundreds of black dots converged on her position.
With another curse, she kicked her way out of the pile of broken
honeycomb that her landing had destroyed. Of course, she had no way
to run. It was crawl or fly, and Jennifer didn’t even stop to
think. She just unfolded her wings, took two or three panicked
steps with her hind legs, and then pushed herself up.
Miraculously—or so it seemed to her—it worked. Ten
feet up, then twenty, then she was over the wildflowers again,
leaving the angry swarm of bees far behind.
“Nice takeoff!” her father beamed as he swooped
into position next to her. “I shouldn’t have bothered with the
trampoline. All we had to do is plop you on top of a beehive, and
you perfected your technique just fine.”
“Hilarious, Dad. How the heck do I get down?”
“Let’s try a bit farther north, by the sheep
pastures. They don’t sting as hard.”
“This isn’t funny . . .”
“You didn’t see it from my angle.”
“I could have maimed myself!”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Like I said, it will take
more than a beginner’s crash to hurt you. And no bug you’ve
ever seen has a stinger long enough to pierce your hide. You could
wear those bees as a winter coat. Now come on, we’ve got a landing
to finish.”
She followed him to the sheep pastures, but the
words “no bug you’ve ever seen” stuck in her mind. Her mind went
back to the butterfly in Ms. Graf’s classroom, and the menacing
cloud of dragonflies.
What bug might she see someday that she did
have to worry about?
For the rest of the day, they worked on flying and landing. The only interruption was lunch. Elizabeth produced two vatfuls of slightly overcooked macaroni and cheese, and then stayed with them for the afternoon to watch her daughter’s progress.
By the time the sun was low in the sky, Jennifer
felt mildly comfortable taking off and landing in an open field.
She ventured as high as a hundred feet once, but lost her nerve as
she realized she was coasting over prickly pine trees. Two
unusually large golden eagles swooped by her ear and convinced her
to seek firm ground. It was enough—she decided as she landed
without stumbling for the first time to applause from her mother
and praise from her father—to get this far.
“Excellent!” her father cheered. “You’ve got a real
gift for this, ace. Your grandfather had to work with me for at
least three days. He finally lost his patience, took me up to the
roof of the cabin, and shoved me off toward the lake. Speaking of
which—”
He spread his wings and kicked off the ground,
soaring into the air. Jennifer noticed his perfect, effortless form
with a small twinge of jealousy. She struggled to follow him up,
while her mother began a jog back to the cabin.
“I need to catch dinner,” Jonathan explained. “You
should just watch for this part, I think. No sense in you drowning
just yet.”
They turned north and let their wings stretch as
they coasted over the lake. Jennifer tried not to think about the
fact that landing here would be impossible, and that the tree-lined
shore was hardly better terrain. Instead, she focused on following
her father as he climbed in broad circles. Eighty, ninety, a
hundred feet—Jennifer caught a small crosswind but shifted her
wings quickly to compensate—two hundred feet, three hundred, and
still Jonathan climbed.
Jennifer kept her head up. She knew the distant
view of water and trees below would terrify her. They were going
far higher than she ever had outside of an airplane.
When they reached five hundred feet, her father
turned his head. “The first thing you have to do is follow the
shadows. Clear your mind and keep your eyes on the water.”
He looked down, and Jennifer reluctantly did the
same. The setting sun cast an uneven light over the surface of the
lake, and at first she couldn’t make much out. But by letting her
eyes relax, she found that she could both ignore the altitude and
see small shapes underwater.
“You hover and wait until they come near the
surface,” she heard her father continue. “Then you dive. Okay,
remember, just watch for now.”
An instant later, her father plunged with his feet
forward and down and wings stretched back behind him. He looked to
Jennifer like a massive, indigo hawk.
Seconds later, just before he dove into the lake
itself, he broke his own fall with a furious beating of wings,
jabbed into the water with both hind legs, and plucked out two
silvery shapes. He lifted off again, circled over the lake to the
shore, and dropped the fish into a large plastic crate his wife had
pulled out into the yard. Then he circled up to meet Jennifer
again.
“Dad, I’ll never be able to do that. That was
crazy!”
“You’ll be doing it by the end of the week.
Tomorrow, if we have time.”
Without waiting for an argument, he dove again,
this time face first and with wings held close around his trunk and
tail. Jennifer almost screamed when she saw his head slam right
into the water, followed by his body with a surprisingly small
splash. She hovered uneasily. Was that his shadow she saw? Yes, of
course: it let out a stream of bubbles as it sliced through the
water. He was much faster underwater than she would have
expected.
A few seconds later, he emerged from the lake, this
time with a larger shimmering shape in his mouth. Jennifer knew her
fish well; she could tell even from this far that it was a walleye.
It followed the trout into the plastic bin.
“I’ll need to get about a dozen more like that,” he
panted upon rejoining her. “Should take only a few minutes. But you
might want to get a bit lower, if that’ll make you more
comfortable. I’ll go as fast as I can.”
And he was off again. As he fished, the pair of
eagles Jennifer had seen before flew a tight circle on the opposite
end of the lake, occasionally sparing a sharp glance at this larger
predator. She watched her father with something approaching
regret—he was doing all the work, while she just tagged along. She
had never liked that feeling, not even as a small child. They had
always fished together when they came to Grandpa Crawford’s lake.
She would have her own pole, tackle, and bait; Grandpa even kept a
special tackle box for her in his garage. Catching her own fish
always felt special, and she hadn’t needed help tying her line or
setting the hook for years.
This, on the other hand, felt too much like her
father wrapping his arms around her to guide the fishing pole,
while one hand stayed on hers over the reel to make sure she didn’t
reel too fast or too slow. It chafed her.
Doesn’t look that hard, she convinced
herself as her father came up with his sixth and seventh fish.
And if I do it wrong, what happens? I get a little wet. Big
deal.
Jennifer fixed her eyes on the lake’s surface, a
bit away from where her father had just disturbed the water. Before
long, she found them: three slender shadows, wriggling just under
the surface of the lake. She let her feet down, pulled her wings up
. . .
... and began to scream.
Like most insane water rides, the dive was more
terrifying in the experience than the watching. At first, Jennifer
was certain she was doing something wrong. Then a voice in the back
of her mind spoke up.
Keep your head down. Eyes on the fish.
She saw the three shapes scatter at the sense of
her shadow above them—drat, she had come in on them from the west,
like an idiot. No stopping now. While two of the shapes bolted in
opposite directions, one just shot straight ahead. She chose that
one, and tilted her wings so that her diving path became less
steep.
Claws out . . .
She saw her hind claws flex as they reached out in
front of her. Her approach to the surface was perfect, the fish was
right below her, she tilted back, back . . .
Wings! Flap wings, dork! Slow down! You
overshot!
She lost sight of the fish as it disappeared below
her nearly prone body. A desperate flap of wings broke her form,
and she struggled to avoid plunging into the water. It worked, sort
of—she slowed a bit, the fish tried to scoot past, and she flicked
her hind leg into the water without thinking. Her claws pierced
slime and scales, and she felt a brief thrill of victory.
Unfortunately, she was still moving, and she
realized she had no idea how to pull up. On her back, with wings
spread out like enormous air brakes, Jennifer did the only thing
she could think of—she turned her wings forward to start
flapping.
Had she been faster, or even a few feet above the
water, this might have worked. But instead, the new shape sent her
into a roll, and she skidded across the surface of the lake like a
skipping stone. A few splashes ended with one large sploosh,
and then she was floating on the surface on her back, a bit dazed .
. .
... and with the fish still squirming, impaled on
the back toe of her hind claw.
She raised her head and found her father, who was
cruising toward her. “I GOT THE FISH!” she hollered.
“I GOT THE FISH!”
With a vigorous flop, the fish loosened itself from
her claw and dropped into the water with a light splash.
“Aaaaargh!” She immediately folded her wings up
against her body, rolled over in the water, and dove.
Get back here, you slimy, stupid,
hole-in-your-gut, useless excuse for a fish! It was hard for
Jennifer not to take the rascal’s escape personally. Two seconds
ago, she had looked like a fool who had managed to catch a fish.
Now, unless she caught that fish again, she just looked like a
fool.
There it was—a wavering, glimmering shape ahead,
trickles of blood escaping the puncture wound from both sides. She
knew it would be easy enough to pluck off the surface when it died
shortly, but that wasn’t the point.
She heard a massive splash nearby, and saw her
father’s shape enter the water. Oh, no, you don’t, Dad. No help
on this one. This fish is mine!
With that last thought, she let out a furious hiss.
To her great surprise, a cascade of flame escaped from her jaws and
surged toward her prey, boiling the water as it passed. The tempest
coursed over the fish and Jennifer lost sight of it for an
instant.
Then, after the flames died and the water cooled,
she saw the fish gently float to the surface, quite dead.
She followed it up. When her head broke into the
chill autumn air, she heard something large thrashing in the water
close by . . . and laughing?
The dead fish floated gently by her nose horn. It
was charred, punctured, and half of it was missing. It was
pathetic. It was beautiful.
Later that evening, with her father still
chuckling, her mother giggling, risotto simmering, and the rest of
the fish roasting, Jennifer still believed that her catch looked
the best of the lot of them.