Sing Hallelujah, C’mon Get Happy

“I don’t understand, Jack. I just don’t
understand. Ex-Ip lain it to me. Explain how this could happen to
us!”
“I don’t know exactly what happened to us, Hal.” I
held my sister in my arms, more to keep her from running amok and
possibly hurting herself than to comfort her. She was too
distraught to gain comfort from anything but a serious dose of
Valium.
“I know what it is.” Hallie pushed back from me,
her face tight with suspicion. “You’re having me on, aren’t you?
This is some great big elaborate joke you’ve concocted to pay me
back for selling you at an auction. Well, it isn’t going to work,
Jack. You and your skinny little buddy there aren’t going to make
me believe we’re in some sort of weirdo fantasy world. I don’t know
how you got me onto this blimp, or whatever it is, but I want down
now. I have a lunch date with a really fabulous personal trainer,
and I’m not going to miss it because you’ve dreamt up some
grandiose practical joke!”
“It’s not a joke,” I said. “It’s real. This ship is
real. This guy is real. Er . . . what was your name again?”
The tall, skinny kid who looked like he was about
twenty, with slicked-back red hair and the vaguest hint of a
mustache, straightened up and cleared his throat. “I am Aldous
Christian, the chief officer on His Imperial Majesty’s Airship
Tesla.”
“Nice to meet you, Al. I know Octavia told you to
keep an eye on us, but is there somewhere else we can go other than
this cabin? I think my sister needs to see a bit more of the
ship.”
He frowned. “The captain didn’t say anything about
you leaving the cabin.”
“Then she can’t mind if we do,” I pointed out,
taking Hallie by the arm. “Come on, Hal. This is something you have
to see.”
“I think the captain meant for you to stay here—,”
Al started to say, but I had other plans. I pulled a lead-footed
Hallie out into the corridor, and up a curved flight of stairs,
stopping at a landing that was open to the main part of the
airship. “There. See?”
She looked around, her expression bored. “It’s a
movie set.”
“Not even close.”
She shook her head. “It has to be. Where did you
get the sort of money to rent a whole movie set, Jack? That has to
run to thousands, especially with the actors you had to hire to go
with it.”
“Such a skeptic,” I sighed. “Hey, Al, is there a
window somewhere that Hallie can look out? There’s no way she can
say we’re on a movie set if we’re a thousand feet in the
air.”
“There’s the observation platform, but we’ve landed
in Marseilles to fill the boilers,” he said.
“Maybe that’ll convince you,” I told Hallie, taking
her by the hand and pulling her back down the stairs. There had to
be an exit somewhere on the lower level of the ship.
“What, more sets? Not even close. And stop pulling
me around. I want to go to lunch with Luis and admire his
abs.”
“Sir! Mr. Fletcher! You can’t do that!” Al the
officer said, running after us. “The captain wouldn’t like it at
all. No one is allowed off the ship while we’re taking on
water.”
“There has to be some sort of an entrance down
here,” I said, dragging Hallie down another flight of stairs with
me to the area where we’d woken up. “If this is a cargo bay . . .
ah, daylight!”
“I’ll give it to you, it’s quite an elaborate set,”
Hallie commented as she looked around curiously. “Hi. You must be
one of the actors my brother hired.”
A boy of about fifteen whirled around from where he
was peering out of a door, staring at us in surprise. “Er
...”
“Pardon us,” I told the kid, pulling Hallie after
me as I jumped down into hard-packed dirt. “There. Now tell me this
is a movie set.”
“What’s he doing?” the kid asked Al.
“Get the captain,” he answered, his narrow face
worried as he jumped down after us. “Sir, I must insist that you
return to the Tesla. The captain will be very angry indeed
if you violate the ship’s rules.”
Hallie was silent as she looked around us. I had to
admit that the sight was somewhat awe inspiring, at least to our
eyes. The small wooden building in front of us was nothing out of
the ordinary, nor were the two huge water towers behind it, one of
which was currently pouring water into an opening in the airship,
assumably loading up the steam boilers. But it was the scene that
lay beyond that had Hallie’s eyes opening wide.
“It’s . . . a city,” she said, blinking a couple of
times.
“Yeah. A hell of a city,” I said, shaking off the
hand that Al had placed on my arm. I walked past the wooden
building, my gaze following the dirt road that snaked away from us,
down a gentle slope to the town below. “Holy shit, that’s amazing.
Look, Hal—carriages and horses and ladies in long skirts.”
“I’m not seeing this,” she said, moving to stand
next to me. She shook her head. “It’s not possible. Tell me it’s
all a joke, Jack.”
“Sir! Madam! You must return to the ship now,” Al
said, almost dancing with agitation behind us.
“You said this was Marseilles?” I asked him, not
taking my eyes off the town. It was a busy seaport, the streets
clogged with horses and carriages, big open wagons hauling cargo, a
couple of traditional sailing ships in the harbor, and people
everywhere—women in long skirts like the one Octavia wore, men in
frock coats and hats, or shirtsleeves, vests, and derbies. Most of
the activity was centered around the piers, where men loaded cargo
onto a seemingly endless line of empty wagons.
Beyond the busy port area, the streets stretched
out in a fan shape, the buildings just a few stories tall, but
beautifully built with cream stone, tall arched windows, and all
those fiddly, fancy bits stuck around the front that tourists oohed
and aahed over.
A Klaxon sounded from above. We turned just in time
to see the long metal chute that spouted from a water tower
withdrawing from the airship.
“No,” Hallie repeated, her face set in a shocked,
disbelieving expression. “I am dreaming. I will wake up and go to
lunch with Luis, and the after- lunch sex will be really fabulous,
and then I will call you and tell you about this amazing dream I
had. That’s all. It’s a dream.”
“I wish it was that easy,” a woman’s voice said.
Hallie turned toward Octavia, standing in the doorway of the ship,
the kid behind her. “Mr. Fletcher, would you please escort your
sister back to the ship? Our schedule is very tight, and we need to
leave immediately if we are to not fall behind.”
“I tried to tell them, Captain,” Al said, scurrying
over to her, his hands wringing and gesturing wildly as he pointed
to us. “I told them you don’t allow anyone to disembark during
refilling stops.”
“Wake up, wake up, wake up,” Hallie said,
scrunching her eyes tight and pinching her arms. “It’s not real.
Time to get up and get dressed.”
“Hallie—”
“What’s goin’ on here?” The man named Piper with
the odd hitch in his walk pushed past Octavia, the teenage kid
right behind him. “What’s the thuggees doin’ out here,
Captain?”
“Thuggees?” I asked, distracted for a moment.
“They’re escaping!” the kid shouted, fumbling with
something in his pocket.
“We’re not doing anything,” I said, turning around
to help Hallie back into the airship. She sidestepped me when I
tried to take her arm.
“Escapin’, are they?” Piper grimly hobbled toward
us. “That they’ll not do.”
“We’re just standing here taking a look around,” I
protested. “And since Octavia asked us to return to the ship,
that’s what we’re going to do, isn’t it, Hal?”
“I don’t care what you do,” Hallie said, her eyes
wild. “I’m getting the hell out of here so I can wake up and have a
rendezvous with Luis.”
“Take her!” Al said as he flung himself at
me.
A chunk of dirt flew up at Hallie’s feet as I was
knocked to the ground.
She stared for a moment at the kid holding the same
sort of odd gun that Octavia had pointed at me, then turned and ran
screaming down the hill.
“You idiot,” I yelled, rolling over to shake the
skinny first officer at the same time Octavia shouted something at
the kid with the gun. “Get off of me! She’s in no shape to be
running around on her own.”
“Ye’re not goin’ anywhere, ye murdering canker,”
Piper yelled as he, too, threw himself on me.
“I haven’t murdered anyone, although I’m sure as
hell thinking about it right now,” I snarled, trying not to hurt
the old man too much as I shoved him off me. I was a bit less
careful with Al, getting a good right hook in that sent him flying
backward with a dazed look on his face.
“Mr. Piper! Restrain yourself! Dooley, for the love
of God, if you fire that Disruptor one more time, I will remove it
from your person!” Octavia stormed down off the ship and helped
Piper to his feet. “Mr. Fletcher, are you injured?”
“A visit to the chiropractor might be in order
later, but right now I have to get my sister.” I got to my feet and
rubbed at a spot on my back where it felt like an anvil had hit
me.
“I shall accompany you,” she said, turning to glare
at her crew. “You will remain here, all of you. Do I make myself
clear?”
“Aye, Captain, but—”
“All of you!” she said firmly, then, picking up her
skirts, ran past me down the hill. I didn’t wait to add my two
cents; I just took off, my eyes on the rapidly shrinking figure of
Hallie as she entered the town proper.
“Please, Mr. Fletcher, I can’t run as fast as you,”
Octavia said from behind me a few minutes later.
I slowed up and waited for her, scanning the outer
fringes of the town. There was no sign of Hallie at all. “Great.
We’ve lost her.”
“She shouldn’t be too hard to find in that
ensemble,” Octavia murmured, breathing heavily.
“You should take up jogging,” I told her, turning
to scan the opposite direction. “Does wonders for your
cardio.”
“I have no idea what that is, but if you are
referring to the fact that I can’t breathe, I would remind you that
I’m wearing a corset you found so intriguing a short while ago.
There—people are staring after something. It is probably your
sister garnering undue attention. Thank God the emperor doesn’t
have men in this region of France.”
We took off at a fast walk in the direction she
pointed. “Sorry. I forgot about the corset.” I couldn’t help but
slip a little look over to her chest, where her lacy white top
framed the tops of her boobs so nicely. They heaved now as she
tried to catch her breath, plump little mounds that had my mouth
watering.
“I would appreciate it if you could refrain from
ogling my chest in public,” she murmured, pointing to a side
street. “There’s nothing extraordinary there, and I’m sure your
attention would be better spent watching for signs of Miss
Norris.”
“A man would have to be dead six months to not want
to ogle your breasts, but I am sorry if I’ve embarrassed you. Over
here. She went this way.”
She paused as I stopped in front of a dark alley
that seemed to lead into a less bustling area of town. “I highly
doubt if she’s gone into the refugees’ quarter. She must be north
of us, toward the market.”
I looked again at the alley. In its entrance, a man
was bent over, picking up a basket of apples that had been dumped
out onto the ground, his glare over his shoulder down the darkened
alley very telling.
“You don’t know my sister. Causes are like magnets
to her. If there are refugees to champion, she’ll find them.” I
plunged into the darkness of the narrow alley, its coolness and
stale smell hitting me at the same time. The air itself was close
and dank, earthy with an overtone of too many unwashed bodies
packed into too small a space. But it was the despair that seemed
to hang heavy overhead and seep downward, like rain on crumbled
stone ruins.
“Mr. Fletcher, I’m quite sure she’s not—oh, bloody
hell!” Octavia muttered a few things to herself, but followed after
me. I emerged from the alley to what probably once was a courtyard,
but now appeared to be a tent city.
“What the . . .” I stared at the small dwellings
crammed together in the courtyard. The smell and sense of despair
was even greater here than it was in the dark alley. “What is
this?”
“Refugees,” Octavia said, her voice
emotionless.
I was startled by her callousness, but one look at
her face told me she was struggling to keep her voice neutral. A
deep sadness filled her eyes, her face reflecting the suffering
shown by the people crouching over a small fire, a ratty cook pot
hanging from a makeshift spit.
“Refugees from what?” I asked.
“War. You were quite correct—there is Miss
Norris.”
A flash of blue told me she was right. Octavia wove
her way through the clusters of people to the far side of the
courtyard, where Hallie perched on a partially crumbled stone bench
that sat beneath a half-dead olive tree. The people clustered here
were strangely silent; only a few snuffles and coughs were
punctuated with the occasional groan of pain. Men, women, and
children all alike were clothed in what amounted to rags, an
ever-present miasma of hopelessness combining with dirt, lack of
hygiene, and probably lack of edible food to make them
indistinguishable from one another. Lank, stringy hair hung down
over faces that would haunt me at night.
Some of the refugees had missing limbs, or bore
dirty bandages. Others just sat in boneless heaps, leaning against
rickety wooden shelters curtained with torn, colorless blankets. As
we passed by them, one or two reached out dirty hands toward
Octavia. She stopped at each one for a moment, speaking too softly
for me to hear, but at last we arrived at Hallie.
“Hal? You OK?”
She sat hunched on the bench, her hands around her
knees, rocking slightly, her eyes glazed as if she couldn’t process
what was happening to her. Carefully, in case the bench was going
to crumble away entirely, I sat down next to her and put my arm
around her. “It’s OK, Hallie. Octavia and I are here.”
“It’s real,” she said to her knees, her eyes
unfocused. “Those people are real. I touched one of them, Jack.”
She held up her hand. Her fingers were stained with drying
blood.
“We had better get her out of here,” Octavia said
in a low voice, casting a glance over her shoulder. A few of the
refugees had risen and were watching us with numb indifference.
“Can you walk, Miss Norris?”
“Is there nothing that can be done for them?” I
asked, nodding toward the people as I pulled Hallie to her
feet.
“Where there is war, there will always be victims,”
was all she said, taking Hallie’s other arm.
“I was actually asking if there wasn’t something
that could be done for these people, rather than a discourse on
philosophy,” I said somewhat acidly.
She glanced at me as we piloted a silent Hallie
through the gathered people. “Why do you care?”
I frowned. Octavia didn’t seem like the sort of
woman who would be so unfeeling about those less fortunate. She was
so intriguing, so attractive and sexy, I forgot for a moment that
sometimes the inner package didn’t match the outer. And what a
damned shame that was. She was just about perfect in every other
way. “Hallie and I were raised to help others when possible. I
realize my money probably isn’t going to be good here, but I have a
few bucks on me if you thought it would help them. Or I could give
one of them my watch—it’s nothing fancy, but it’s worth a couple of
hundred.”
Octavia stopped at the alleyway, shooting me a look
full of disbelief. “You’d give them your possessions?”
I shrugged, mentally striking her off my interest
list. Just looking at her might make me want to lick every inch of
that lovely freckly skin, but I’d been around enough shallow,
self-centered women to know there was no way we’d mesh. “If it
would help them, yes. I prefer working with folks who need a
helping hand rather than doling out charity, but you said you had
to be on your way, so that’s the best I can do.”
A little blush came to her cheeks as she touched my
hand, apparently forgetting about Hallie for a few seconds. “That’s
very kind of you, but not necessary. I left some provisions for
them at the way station. They will be brought down later, at night,
when the townspeople won’t be able to confiscate them.”
It was my turn to stare at her. “You left
provisions?”
“Yes. It’s against the rules of the Corps,
naturally, but I, too, was raised to believe it is my duty to help
those less fortunate. My father always laid by extra provisions to
be distributed at the way station stops, and I have continued his
tradition.”
She moved to the top of my mental Women I Want list
again, with a couple of bullets and big arrows pointing to her
name. “Has anyone told you that you’re just about perfect,
Octavia?”
Her eyebrows rose slightly. “What a very odd
question. I am in no way perfect, I assure you, Mr. Fletcher.
Especially when I am in danger of being so delayed that my schedule
is irreparably harmed.”
“I think we’re going to get along well.” I smiled
and took Hallie’s unresisting arm again, gently tugging her down
the alleyway. “Really, really well.”
She looked disconcerted at that thought.

Log of the HIMA Tesla
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Six Bells
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Six Bells
“Well, that brandy did the job. It shook
her out of the stupor she was in, and she’s taking everything
better than I thought she would.”
I straightened up from where I had been leaning
against the wall outside my cabin. “Indeed. I—”
A woman’s scream interrupted me.
We both turned to look at the door. The scream was
one of fury, and died off into a loudly shouted stream of profanity
that made my eyebrows rise.
Jack’s lips twisted in a wry smile. “Or not.” He
winced at a particularly profane reference coming from the cabin.
“I think she’s finally accepted that this isn’t all a dream. She’s
. . . upset,” he added, as if that explanation needed to be
made.
“It’s understandable. I find myself having somewhat
the same sort of difficulty believing your tale. You realize, of
course, that you are asking us to believe something quite
outrageous.”
The door to the cabin was jerked open, and the
passive, glassy-eyed woman whom we had brought back to the
Tesla a short while before now stood staring out at us, her
hair as wild as her eyes, her breath somewhat ragged as if she’d
been under an extreme exertion.
“Quite outrageous!” she yelled, the strained note
in her voice giving proof that she was perilously close to
hysteria. “Quite outrageous?”
“Hallie, calm down, or the steward will be forced
to sedate you.”
“Go ahead,” she said, marching out of the room,
glaring at her brother. Her clothes, the lovely silk tunic and
trousers, were dirty and wrinkled from the visit to the refugee
quarters. “Sedate me! Knock me out! Maybe that way I’ll get out of
this nightmare and back in the real world!”
“I don’t think you’ve been properly introduced.
This is my sister, Hallelujah Norris, better known as Hallie,” Jack
said, giving me a wry smile. “She doesn’t normally swear like a
sailor.”
“The hell I don’t!”
“Hal, this is Octavia Pye. She’s the captain of
this . . . er . . .”
“Say it,” Hallie snarled at her brother, her eyes
narrowing. “Go on, say it. Drive me over the edge! Drive me over
the goddamned fuc—”
“Hal!” Her brother interrupted her with a worried
look my way. “I don’t think Octavia appreciates swearing.”
I gave the distraught woman a quelling look.
“Indeed.”
“Fine!” Hallie yelled, tossing her hands in the
air. “I won’t swear, because it will offend this pretend woman’s
delicate sensibilities! Have it your way! I’ll just go quietly
insane on my own, then, shall I? Without swearing?”
“Pretend woman?” I asked, eyeing her lest she
should try to escape again. We were once again under way, but I
worried that in her distraught state she hadn’t taken that fact
in.
“Now she thinks this is a delusion,” Jack said
quietly to me as his sister paced back and forth across the narrow
hallway, her hands gesturing as she mumbled to herself. “She thinks
that we somehow ingested some sort of hallucinogenic, and that
we’re imagining all of this.”
“I must admit that I find your story just as
unlikely as she finds us,” I said, relieved to see Hallie stop
muttering as she stopped before one of the portholes that lined the
corridor.
Jack gave me an odd look. “You say unlikely, but
not impossible.”
I raised my eyebrows. “Does that matter?”
“I don’t know. I think it’s telling. I would think
that anyone else would tell me I was out-and-out lying, or
delusional. But you just say it’s unlikely.”
“I did say that your story is outrageous,” I
pointed out. “And so it is.”
“I don’t know. Maybe. Let’s look at the facts,” he
answered, holding up his hand to tick items off his fingers.
“Yes, let’s look at the facts. Facts are good.
Facts are solid. Facts never, ever spirit one away from one’s
normal world and into something of make-believe,” Hallie said
quickly, her knuckles white as she gripped the brass porthole
frame. “I like facts. Give me facts, Jack.”
“One: earlier today we were in my lab at work. The
year was 2010, and I was a nanoelectrical engineer working on a
quantum computer project.”
I considered him carefully. His eyes were steady on
mine, nothing in them but a slight look of worry. Either he was
telling the truth, or he believed that what he said was the
truth.
“Indeed,” I said a third time.
“What year is it here?” he asked me.
“It’s 2010.”
“No, I mean what year is it for you? I’m no expert
on Victorian fashion, but you appear to be wearing a bustle, and I
thought those went out of style before the turn of the century, so
I’m assuming that your present is something in the late eighteen
hundreds?”
“Today is February 15, 2010, Mr. Fletcher,” I
answered.
“But . . .” His gaze dropped to my chest. I had
unbuttoned my jacket earlier, in an attempt to keep from sweating
profusely. “But you’re wearing that corset you keep
mentioning.”
“On the contrary, you are the one who repeatedly
brings it up,” I corrected him.
“And long skirts. And a bustle. You can’t deny you
have a bustle.”
“Why would I wish to?” I asked, frowning at him.
“Truly, Mr. Fletcher, you seem to have an extremely bizarre
preoccupation with my undergarments.”
“And button boots,” he said, pointing at my feet.
“The kind you have to use a button-hook thing on.”
“Granny boots,” Hallie said suddenly, having turned
to stare at my feet. “Mom had a pair of those. My God, Jack, you’re
right. She does have granny boots on!”
“I do not have a grandmother, so these boots could
hardly have belonged to her,” I corrected Hallie. “And once again I
must say that I do not see what my clothing has to do with you both
being here on my ship.”
“How come your skirt is so short?” Hallie asked,
frowning at my ankles. “I was in a production of Hello,
Dolly! and all the dresses we wore swept the floor. It was a
pain in the ass always having to hoist the skirts to walk up and
down the stairs. But your skirt is at your ankles.”
“The uniform of the female members of the
Southampton Aerocorps includes skirts that are ankle-length for
safety reasons, Miss Norris. It would be impractical to attempt to
climb around in the ship’s rigging with skirts that touched the
floor.”
“Hrmph.” She went back to looking out of the
porthole.
“Point two . . . damn. I forgot what point two
was,” Jack said, frowning.
“I’m sorry to hear that. Perhaps instead, I might
have a word with you?”
“You’re going to talk about me, aren’t you?” Hallie
asked, her hands on her hips. “I know you’re going to talk about
me.”
“Yes,” I said simply.
“I think I’m going to lie down,” she said in a
sudden reversal of attitude, her hand to her forehead. “Maybe if I
go back to sleep, the drug will work its way out of my system and I
can see normal things again. Er . . . this room looks like someone
is living in it.”
“That is my cabin. Since it is unsuitable for you
to remain with Mr. Fletcher in his cabin, you will share
mine.”
“Unsuitable?” Jack asked, looking as if he wanted
to laugh. “She’s my sister.”
“She is an unmarried woman, sir,” I pointed out.
“The Aerocorps has standards of conduct upon their ships, and I
would be in violation of several of them were I to allow your
sister and you to share a cabin.”
“I’m divorced, not unmarried,” Hallie said,
sounding somewhat forlorn as she stood in the doorway of my
cabin.
“That makes little difference to the Aerocorps. You
will share my cabin. The window seat converts into a bunk; you are
welcome to use that. We’ll worry about finding you some clothing at
a later time.”
She nodded, but said nothing until she entered the
cabin, pausing to look over her shoulder at us. “We didn’t eat
magic mushrooms, did we, Jack?”
“No, Hal, we didn’t.”
“Those people we saw, they were real?”
“Yes. Octavia is having some food and stuff sent to
them. I added my watch and the money I had, in case they could be
used, too.”
Her face grew pinched. “It was the explosion in
your lab?”
“I think so,” he said, his voice calm, but I sensed
an underlying unease. “I think when the liquid helium that you
spilled hit the quantum circuits . . . well, I don’t know exactly
what happened except it knocked us unconscious, and out of our
reality and into this one.”
“Why don’t you look more disturbed by all this?”
she suddenly wailed, her hands wringing themselves before she
gestured toward Jack Fletcher. “Why aren’t you upset about her?
About all of this? Why aren’t you insane with anxiety over this
whole thing?”
Oddly enough, I was wondering much the same thing.
After his initial confusion and disbelief, he’d settled down into a
sort of excited anticipation that I had a hard time
explaining.
He took one of his sister’s hands in his. “This is
the chance of a lifetime, Hal. Don’t you see it? We’ve done
something remarkable, something miraculous. We’re not in our world
anymore—somehow, something changed on an atomic level. I don’t know
how or why, but I do know this—we’re explorers in a strange new
territory. The ramifications of what happened to us are
mind-boggling. Just think of the research we can do! Just think of
the knowledge we can gain from our experiences. I really wish I had
my laptop to take notes on.”
Hallie was silent for a moment, her expression
unchanged. “Can we get back?”
The excitement in Jack’s face faded as he stared at
her, the question hanging heavily in the air.
She nodded again, just as if his silence had
answered her question, and went into the cabin, closing the door
softly behind her.
I was a bit taken aback by her sudden acceptance
of, or at least resignation to, her presence on the airship. “She
will not do herself any harm, will she?” I asked Jack.
“Hallie? No,” he said, shaking his head. “You
wouldn’t believe it from her little freak-out, but she’s really a
very levelheaded person. Feet on the ground and all that. It’s just
that . . . well, you have to admit, this whole thing is really
bizarre.”
“It is very trying for everyone. I feel in the need
for a strong cup of tea,” I answered. “Just as soon as you’ve
changed your garments, we will indulge ourselves, and have a
discussion about the situation.”
“Why do I need to change my clothes?” he asked,
looking down at himself.
I stopped outside of the storage cabin that Mr.
Piper had emptied in order to convert it to what was either a brig
or a passenger cabin, depending on your point of view. “Mr.
Fletcher, you may not be bothered by the sign on your back
proclaiming you to be an airship pirate, but I assure you that the
Aerocorps takes a very hard view of such people. Mr. Piper has
found some suitable clothing for you to wear. I trust they will fit
well enough for you to don them.”
He chuckled, outright chuckled, as if what I said
was too amusing. “You know, I’d be tempted to freak out right along
with Hallie, except for one thing.”
“What is that?” I asked as he opened the door and
stepped inside.
“You,” he said, a twinkle in his mismatched eyes as
he closed the door.
My heart did an odd sort of flip-flop in my
chest.
“I am not going to be charmed by that
rogue,” I muttered to myself as I stalked down the hallway toward
the galley. “He could be deranged. He could be lying. Or he could
be up to something nefarious. And besides, three rogues in my life
were quite enough! There is not room for one more!”

Log of the HIMA Tesla
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Six Bells and a Smidgen
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Six Bells and a Smidgen
Robert Anstruther once told me that it was
funny how fate chose certain moments to listen in to one’s
thoughts. It had certainly done so to mine—a wish to escape an
unhappy childhood with an alcoholic mother had led me to places I
had never in my dreams imagined. And at that moment, as I walked
down the passageway toward the mess, I had an uncomfortably itchy
feeling that fate had once again chosen the present to poke its
head into my business.
“Captain!”
“Mr. Llama?” I winced when I spoke. Addressing the
second engineer always left me with the regrettable feeling I was
speaking to a child’s toy. I had a suspicion that the man in
question wasn’t born with the dubious name he had given the
Aerocorps, but it was not for me to insist he adopt something less
eccentric.
“There is a rumor floating around that spies have
come on board,” the slight, dark-haired man said as he closed the
door of the mess. Mr. Llama—I sighed to myself as I even thought of
his absurd name—often entered a room in such a manner, or so I had
noticed during my four days on the Tesla. He had a long
face, black eyes, and a manner of keeping himself to himself. He
also had an uncanny knack of popping up behind me without me being
aware, startling me to the extreme.
“We have some unexpected guests, yes, but I have no
cause to believe they are spies,” I said carefully, watching him
closely. I had yet to actually catch Mr. Llama in the process of
entering or leaving a room; he just seemed to appear or disappear
as if he were made of smoke.
“If you would like a hand at . . .
interrogation . . . I am at your assistance,” he said,
making a little bow. “I have some knowledge of methods of
ascertaining if someone is speaking the truth or not.”
“Really?” I asked, setting down the pen I had been
using to write in the ship’s log. “That’s a rather odd skill for an
engineer, isn’t it?”
“I haven’t always been an engineer,” he
said, sliding a glance to the side, his body stiffening as if
something he saw shocked him. I looked to see what it was, but
there was nothing else in the mess but Dooley, at the far end of
the table, whistling to himself as he performed his chores.
“I’m sure you haven’t, but—” The words stopped when
I looked back to find that Mr. Llama had disappeared. “Damnation.
He did it again.”
“Who did what?” Dooley asked, looking up from a
boot he was blacking.
“Mr. Llama. Did you see him leave the room?” Dooley
scratched his head, leaving a smear of boot blacking on his
forehead. “I didn’t know he was here.”
“He was. How very odd.”
“Aye, that he is. Mr. Francisco says he doesn’t
sleep at night.”
“He doesn’t?” I asked, confused. “Who
doesn’t?”
“Mr. Llama.” Dooley leaned toward me with the air
of one sharing a confidence. “Mr. Francisco says that Mr. Llama
slips out of their cabin at night, and never sleeps in his bunk.
Never! Not once has he seen him there! Isn’t that strange? Mr.
Francisco says that Mr. Llama learned strange Oriental skills when
he was fighting the Moghuls, and that he knows thirty-seven ways to
kill a man with naught but a bit of string and a pair of
tweezers.”
I looked at the door with speculation, wondering
what the mysterious Mr. Llama did at night, and made a resolution
to keep a closer eye on the crew.
When the door opened again, my heart jumped into my
throat.
“Better?” Jack stopped in front of me and
pirouetted, his arms held out at his sides.
“Quite suitable,” I said, my fingers tightening
around the pen. That’s what I said—what I thought was entirely
different.
He wore the standard Aerocorps uniform jacket, but
there was nothing standard about the way it fit his body. He was
handsome in his black undershirt, but in the knee-length scarlet
jacket, he was downright devastating. The snowy white wing tips of
his shirt sat over the silk cross tie, below which an embroidered
double-breasted gold waistcoat hugged his torso. The fact that Mr.
Piper had given Jack the waistcoat of an officer was neither here
nor there—it suited him very well, the twin rows of black enameled
buttons with the gold leaf Aerocorps logo glinting in the light
streaming in through the viewing-platform window. Black trousers
and boots completed the outfit, and left me, I was distressed to
note, with an overwhelming urge to run my hands over his
body.
With an effort, I pulled my mind back from
unwelcome desires and gestured toward the teapot. “Would you take
tea?”
“Sure.”
“Cream or lemon?” I asked, pouring him a cup as he
took the seat opposite me.
He glanced around the mess, empty except for
Dooley. “Lemon is fine. So, where do I pick up my goggles?”
“I beg your pardon?” I asked, adding a bit of sugar
to his tea before handing it to him.
“Goggles, you know?” He made circles with his
fingers and held them to his eyes. “Every good steamer has goggles.
Don’t you?”
“Certainly not,” I said, wondering if I would ever
really understand him. “I have safety spectacles for when I examine
the boilers, naturally, but goggles? No.”
“Oh.” He looked disappointed for a moment, then
took a sip of his tea. “So, we’re here to get down to brass tacks,
right?”
I set down the pen and put the cap on the bottle of
ink, lest it spill on my logbook. “Dooley, if you have finished
with the boots, you may take your tea with Mr. Francisco in the
galley.”
“Aye, Cap’n,” he said, reluctantly gathering up the
boots and shuffling out of the far door, his gaze never leaving
that of Jack. “Mayhap Mr. Llama will be there, and he can tell me
how to kill a man with tweezers.”
“Bloodthirsty little devil,” Jack said, watching
him leave. “Cabin boy? Wait—did he say Mr. Llama?”
“Dooley is the bosun’s mate. He is young, but
enthusiastic, and yes, one of my crew is named Mr. Llama. He is the
second engineer, and is rather . . . well . . . different.”
“With that name, I don’t doubt it.”
“Mr. Fletcher, I take it from the somewhat
confusing discussion that you had with your sister both in and
outside of my cabin that you and she were involved in some sort of
an industrial accident. Is it your supposition that you were both
knocked unconscious and placed on board my ship without being aware
of that fact?”
“Not quite,” he said, touching the side of his head
briefly. “It took Hallie to prod the memory forward, but after your
Mr. Ho brought Hal around, she reminded me that we’d been in my lab
when the accident occurred. That’s the only possible thing I can
think of that would have made this happen.”
“I see. I will tell you now that I am not
scientifically trained, and thus am not prepared to say whether or
not what you say is possible, but I will warn you that I do have a
friend who is an amateur inventor, and he will offer me such advice
as I find necessary.”
“Do you always talk like that?” he asked.
“Talk how?” I asked warily.
“So formal, like you’re straight from the pages of
a Victorian novel.”
I looked at him for a moment, not sure how to take
such a comment. “I’m sorry if my method of speech distresses you,
but I’m afraid it is something I would be unable to change without
great difficulty.”
“It doesn’t distress me,” he said with an engaging
smile.
I refused to give in to the smile.
“I like it, as a matter of fact,” he continued.
“It’s kind of charming. You don’t talk like any of the women I
know.”
“And have you known many women?” The words were out
of my mouth before I could consider the wisdom of speaking them.
Blushing with embarrassment, I clapped a hand over my mouth for a
few seconds before saying, “My apologies, Mr. Fletcher.”
“Jack.”
“That was rude of me. You will not, of course,
answer such an impertinent question.”
“You look even more charming when you blush,” he
said, grinning. “I don’t mind telling you. I’ve had four official
girlfriends, the last one about two years ago. If you’re asking how
many women I’ve known—” The emphasis he put on the word was
unmistakable. My cheeks grew even hotter. “That would be seven. I
wasn’t much for girls until I got to college. Then I had a few wild
years before settling down to study.”
“I see.” I busied myself with pouring a dollop more
tea.
“How about you?” he asked over the rim of his
cup.
I looked up, startled at the insinuation.
“How many men have you known?”
That question was almost as impertinent as what I
thought he had been suggesting. “That, sir, is none of your
business.”
“Oh?” His eyebrows rose. “I told you how many women
I’ve been with. Fair play would demand you do the same.”
It was on the tip of my tongue to retort that I
hadn’t wanted to know, but honesty wouldn’t allow me to lie to save
my self-pride. “Three,” I said finally, after a brief inner
struggle. I watched him closely to see if he would display any
signs of repugnance at the number, not that I cared one way or
another. I was a captain, I told myself. I just wanted to make sure
he didn’t lose any respect for me in order to avoid undermining my
authority. “Not that it’s any of your business whatsoever, I have
had three lovers.”
I lifted my chin, throwing out that last word as
almost a challenge.
“Ah. You’re not hooked up with someone right now,
are you?” he said without blinking so much as one eyelash.
“No,” I said, startled enough to answer without
thinking. I set down my teacup and gave him a firm look. “Mr.
Fletcher, we have strayed from the purpose of this conversation.
What I wish to know is—”
“El capitán!”
“Oh, dear God,” I moaned softly.
The door leading to the small galley was flung
open, the figure of a man silhouetted in the doorway. He stalked
toward us slowly, his head tipped forward as he pinned me back with
what I was coming to think of as the Francisco Smolder. “El
capitán, mi capitán, Dooley, he says that you are here
alone with a man. I will tear his heart out and cook it with his
kidneys if he has laid so much as a finger on you, my sweet,
delicious capitán.”
Francisco García Ramón de Cardona, better known to
the crew as Mr. Francisco, rushed forward and flung himself onto
his knees at my feet, grasping my hand and pressing wet kisses onto
it.
“Mr. Francisco, I have asked you not to do that,” I
said sternly, trying to pull my hand back.
His grip tightened as he made cow eyes at me.
“Mi capitán,” he said, his voice simmering with sensuality
and sexual promise. “My luscious, delectable capitán.”
Jack snorted, turning his laughter into an awkward
cough.
I ground my teeth and, with an effort, jerked my
hand from that of the steward. “And I’ve asked you not to address
me with such familiarity.”
“You do not love your Francisco anymore?” he asked,
adopting a suddenly coy look as he batted his eyelashes at me. “My
heart, he is yours, all yours. And the rest of me, as well,” he
added, standing up.
I averted my gaze from his bulging pelvis, which
unfortunately was right at eye level. “In addition, I believe I
have addressed you on the subject of those wholly inappropriate
breeches that you insist on wearing rather than the standard
Aerocorps trousers.”
He waggled his hips at me. “You do not like my
breeches, oh, glorious one of the flaming sunset hair?”
Jack made another bark of choked laughter that I
did my best to ignore as I gave the steward a very stern look,
indeed. “Given that your breeches leave little, if anything, to the
imagination, I am quite confident that everyone in the crew would
be happier if you were to don the regulation trousers.”
Francisco pursed his lips in what I’m sure he
thought was a seductive pout. “It is impossible that you could
resist my breeches. You are having your time of the monthlies, no?
That is why you do not crave poor Francisco’s body, which is so hot
and hard for you.”
“Really, Mr. Francisco—,” I started to say when
Jack interrupted.
“It doesn’t seem to me that the lady is overly
interested in what you’re offering,” he said, his smile
fading.
“Maybe you should just do as she asks and put on a
pair of pants that don’t let everyone see the outline of every vein
and ridge.”
Francisco drew himself up to his full height, which
was no more than mine. He was small but sturdily built, and, like
many Spaniards, held his pride dearly. He puffed out his chest as
his eyes narrowed into obsidian slits focused on Jack. “You dare
speak to me, you son of a she-dog?”
“Yeah, I do,” Jack answered, getting to his feet.
“It’s clear that Octavia isn’t interested in you, so why don’t you
just take yourself off and leave us in peace.”
I sighed, drooping for a moment at the explosion
that I knew, even after only a short acquaintance with Francisco,
would be forthcoming. “Sometimes men are so pigheaded,” I said to
the teapot.
“You address the flaming capitán by her
so-precious name?” Francisco snarled, storming around the table to
where Jack stood. His hands danced wildly in the air as he spoke.
“She is not to you belonging that you can speak so! The
capitán, she is mine! I claimed her the moment I saw her
shining, glorious hair of the hottest flames!”
“That’s for her to say, not you,” Jack said, his
hands fisting as Francisco snarled a word that I suspected was not
suitable for polite company. “Look, I have a rule about not
fighting people, but if you continue to bother the captain, I will
rethink it.”
“You do not frighten me, you pirate of the most
scabulous ancestors!” Francisco yelled.
“Scabulous?” Jack asked.
“I think he means scurrilous,” I suggested.
“Sí, scurrilous. You are scurrilous of the
most great level!” Francisco said, still waving his hands around.
“I will enjoy cutting out your liver and frying it with tomatoes
and capers and un poco basil!”
“I think that’s about enough.” I gave in and stood
up, as well, giving my errant steward a look that by rights should
have had him cowering. “You will cease threatening Mr. Fletcher.
You will also cease making absurd statements regarding me. I am not
yours. I will never be yours, as I told you the very first night
when you burst into my cabin and threw your naked person upon my
hair. I am not interested in you in any capacity but that of
a steward. Now, please, stop making these embarrassing scenes and
return to your duties.”
“Mi capitán—”
“Now!” I said, pointing to the door to the
galley.
Francisco looked like he wanted to spit on Jack,
but thought better of insulting the larger man, contenting himself
with a stream of Spanish that left a profane tint to the air as he
stomped dramatically back into the galley.
“You really do have some characters on this ship,
don’t you?” Jack asked as I slumped down into my chair.
I was unable to deny that. “They are good people
nonetheless. And I would have been able to control Mr. Francisco if
you hadn’t enraged him.”
“You didn’t look like you appreciated him hitting
on you.”
“I would never tolerate any man striking me, let
alone a crew member,” I said primly.
“That’s not what . . . never mind. It’s not
important. What were we talking about before the Spanish drama
queen entered?”
“I don’t quite remember.” I rubbed my forehead.
“Oh, yes, the situation with you, and—”
“—how we got on board an airship in what is
evidently a steampunk world, that’s right. I’d like a definitive
answer to that, too, but I think the best we’re going to get at
this point is conjecture.”
“What is this steampunk you keep mentioning?” I
asked, distracted by the word.
An indescribable look came over his face as he
retook his seat. “It’s . . . well, it’s all this,” he said, waving
his hands. “At least I think it is. Let me ask you—what is the
source of power of this airship?”
“The boilers,” I answered promptly. “They turn the
propellers, and heat the air that fills the envelopes.”
“Steam engines, in other words,” he said, nodding.
“I noticed that there are gas jets on the wall. Is there any sort
of electricity on board?”
“Of course not. Electricity is highly dangerous. I
wouldn’t have it in my home, let alone on an airship.”
“Right,” he said, as if he expected that answer.
“And if I said ‘nuclear power’ to you . . . ?”
“I would suggest you define that term.”
“Got it. So in other words, it’s present-day, at
least so far as the year is. You’re dressed in a late Victorian
outfit, steam engines run your airship, and you have a gun that
shoots heated aether, which is an archaic term that has no real
meaning.”
“I assure you that should you be struck by it, you
would change your point of view,” I said with complaisance.
“Ah, but that’s because in your world it has a
definition that doesn’t apply to the real world.”
“The world is only as real as you make it.”
“True, true, but in this case, it’s hard to define
just what real is. My real is different from your real.”
“Is that so?” I said politely.
“Yes. Somehow, Hal and I were popped from our real
world, into yours. I’m not going to speculate how that could
happen, except to say that when you deal with things on a quantum
level, as I was with my research project, things aren’t necessarily
what you expect them to be.”
“So you hold to the statement that you were not
placed on board the ship by persons unknown, but that you were . .
.” I struggled to find a word for the action he was
suggesting.
“Zapped. We were zapped here, yes. That’s what I
think happened. How the hell we’re going to get back is another
question, but right now, I think I’ll just settle for coping with
the fact that we’re not where we should be. You have to admit that
this offers a tremendous opportunity to learn about you.”
“Me?” I asked, my eyebrows once again rising. I
told them to stop being so dramatic.
His gaze dropped to my chest for a moment. “Your
world. Although I don’t mind saying I’d enjoy knowing you better,
too.”
There was a slight emphasis on the word “knowing”
that didn’t escape me.
The question was, why did my pulse race at the
thought of it?

Log of the HIMA Tesla
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Six Bells and a Half
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Six Bells and a Half
“You look skeptical,” Jack said, watching
my face. “You don’t think this is the perfect opportunity for
exploring a truly remarkable opportunity?”
I pulled my mind back from thoughts that were
highly improper, most of which concerned him lying naked on my bed,
and said slowly, “I am more concerned with what I’m going to do
with you now that you’re here, regardless of how you came to be on
my ship. The Aerocorps takes a narrow view of unauthorized
personnel on board their ships, and frankly, I have no idea what
explanation I can give the emperor’s officials when we land in
Rome.”
“Emperor?” he asked. “There’s an emperor?”
“Emperor William VI, yes. The empire consists of
the United Kingdom, and the duchy of Prussia.”
He was silent for the count of five, then nodded.
“OK. You guys have an empire, and Prussia is part of that. Gotcha.
So the emperor will have guys waiting for you in Rome? Is Italy
part of the empire?”
“No. The king of Italy is a cousin to the Duchess
of Prussia, who is marrying the emperor in about a week. Relations
between Italy and England have been strained for several decades
due to the Moghuls reclaiming Constantinople.”
“Moghuls,” he said, blinking.
“Italy liberated Constantinople from the Moghuls
three decades past,” I explained. “But seven years ago, the
imperator—he’s really an emperor, but for some reason they call him
imperator—Imperator Aurangzeb III retook the city. The king of
Italy was distraught at this, and asked for aid from Emperor
William, but he was busy fighting the war with the Americas, and
could not help.”
“You guys had a war with us?” he asked, his eyes
narrowing. “Another one?”
“There have been several,” I said, shrugging. “An
empire is neither won nor held without casualty. The war with the
Americas ended four years ago. However, I should warn you that
there are still hard feelings about citizens of the countries who
fought against the empire. If it was possible to modify your
accent, I would urge you to do so, lest you encounter trouble
because of it.”
He straightened up, an indignant look on his face.
“I’m not ashamed that I’m American, and I’ll be damned if I pretend
otherwise.”
“I’m not suggesting you pretend anything; I’m
simply warning you that your accent may cause trouble. If you do
not wish to modify it, fine. But don’t be surprised if you find a
hostile reaction to it.”
“I’m used to getting flak for a lot of things,” he
said with a wry smile that made me want to kiss him.
I ground my teeth against the unruly thought, and
poured myself more tea.
“So, back to your problem. You say that
unauthorized people on your ship are going to get you into trouble.
Is there anything that says you can’t tell this emperor’s dudes
that Hallie and I are part of your crew?”
“Unfortunately, yes. The Aerocorps offices have a
list of personnel on all ships, and they check all arrivals
closely. It’s not just the emperor’s officials who pose a
danger—Akbar has been making raids upon Italy in retaliation for
the battle over Constantinople, and he has been hitting Rome
particularly hard.”
“Akbar is . . . ?”
“Aurangzeb’s son and heir, a ruthless warlord who
lets nothing stand in his path,” I said, clearing my throat when I
noted how singsong that came out, almost as if I was reciting it.
“Of late, he has attacked several Aerocorps ships in the name of
the Moghuls.”
“Well, of course he has,” Jack said, nodding, his
smile fading. “What else would a ruthless heir do? And you think
these Moghuls may attack you?”
“Attack by one’s enemies is always a possibility,”
I said, tracing the pattern of flowers on the china teapot.
“That’s a very odd answer,” he said, his eyes
thoughtful on me.
“Is it? I hadn’t intended it to be. There is one
other threat,” I said quickly. “The revolutionaries who oppose
William have, in the past, focused their attentions on matters in
England and Prussia. For the last two years, however, they have
spread their attacks to include imperial forces in other countries;
most notably they have made a number of strikes against ships
bearing imperial cargoes. Their raids have targeted the Rome
aerodrome three times in the last few months, which is why there
are bound to be imperial officials present when we land.”
He looked at me askance. “You have two emperors, a
bloodthirsty prince, and revolutionaries? Have you ever thought of
writing all of this down? It would make a hell of a story.”
“I am trying to have a serious discussion, Mr.
Fletcher. Under the circumstances, flippancy is neither desired or
appreciated.”
“Go with the flow, Jack, go with the flow,” he
murmured before taking a deep breath and saying, “All right. So
there are three threats to you landing safely at Rome.”
“Only two—the Moghuls and the Black Hand.”
“The latter being the revolutionaries?”
“Yes.” I tightened my lips. I didn’t want to go
into details about the Hand, but I had a suspicion that a man of
his curiosity wouldn’t leave it alone. “They are opposed to the
empire.”
“That’s it? They’re just opposed to it?” he asked
after a few seconds of silence passed.
I watched my fingers trace out the rim of my cup.
“They are opposed to Prussia being under the power of William.
There is a lengthy history of Prussia attempting to gain its
freedom from the empire, but with no success.”
“And yet the duchess is going to marry this emperor
of yours?” Jack asked, his gaze shrewd.
“He’s not my emperor,” I said
stiffly.
He watched me for a moment, leaving me with the
uncomfortable sensation that he could see my thoughts. “That was a
little too much, you know.”
I sighed, allowing my shoulders to slump for a few
seconds. “I know. It was stupid of me.”
“So you know the emperor?”
My fingers ran around the rim of the cup again as I
wondered how much to tell him. I decided to be prudent rather than
garrulous. “When I was very young, I was separated from my parents.
William found me wandering around the garden of one of the imperial
palaces. He took me to his father, the old emperor, who made me a
ward of a friend of his, a man by the name of Robert Anstruther.
Because we were of an age, and because William had few playfellows,
I was allowed to visit him periodically. We had some wonderful
times together, William a brave knight to my fairy princess as we
fought dragons and trolls and all sorts of wicked beings.” I smiled
at the sweet memories. “We more or less grew up together, although
once the old emperor died, my visits to play with William were at
an end.”
The other visits, the ones made later in my life,
were not so sweet, although filled with a wonder of their
own.
“Sounds like you had a good childhood,” he said,
still watching me closely.
“My childhood is not of importance at this moment,”
I said, firmly closing the door to any further introspection. “I
have quite enough on my plate with your arrival.”
“It seems that way, doesn’t it?” he said
thoughtfully. “Let me make sure I have all this straight—there’s an
emperor of England who also rules Prussia, who was at war with the
US until a few years ago.”
“The Americas—the United States, Canada, and
Mexico.”
“All three together?” he asked, looking
surprised.
“Yes.”
“What exactly comprises your empire? Britain and
Prussia? No Australia or Canada?”
“No, just the British Isles and Prussia.”
“Got it. And this friend of yours, William the
emperor, is going to marry a duchess.”
“Constanza, yes.”
“Right, and she’s the cousin of the Italian
king?”
“That is correct. King Iago.”
“How Shakespearean of him,” Jack said absently,
rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Iago is at war with some guy whose
name I can’t pronounce, dad of a bloodthirsty heir.”
“Aurangzeb III. His son is Akbar, but it’s not Iago
who is at war with Aurangzeb—he doesn’t have the force to battle
the Moghuls on his own. It is our empire that is at war with the
Moghuls. We have fought for almost a century, checking their
attempt to take over Europe. Countries such as Italy lend aid as
they can, but our people bear most of the responsibility. The
empire’s men and women have paid the highest price for freedom from
the Moghuls.”
“You guys were fighting two wars at once?” Jack
looked astonished.
“Yes. It was a very grim time,” I said, refusing to
remember the long, dark years. “You must understand that William
wants nothing more than a cessation of the war with the Moghuls,
but Aurangzeb is reputed to be working on a siege machine that is
impervious to any known weapons, one that will crush our forces and
allow him to reign free over all of Europe. With that threat
hanging over our respective heads, you will understand why William
feels obliged to continue his attempt to end the Moghul
empire.”
He made a wry face. “I think there’s probably more
to it than that.”
“What do you mean?” I asked quickly.
“Just that there are usually two sides to every
story, and I like to hear them both before making an opinion.” His
eyes, so oddly mismatched, and yet able to stir me right down to my
soul, watched me with mild curiosity.
I was silent for a few minutes, not wanting to
dwell on the direction my thoughts were headed. “I will have to
smuggle you off the Tesla somehow. I see no other answer to
this situation.”
“What will happen if your buddy’s men find
out?”
I examined my fingertips. “The emperor has been
beleaguered of late by spies sent by the Black Hand. He has decreed
that anyone found guilty of a charge of espionage be executed with
all due haste.”
“Good God,” Jack exclaimed. “You don’t mean to say
he’d kill you if they found out Hallie and I were on board?”
“I have no doubt I would be charged as a spy,” I
answered, rubbing a slight spot on one of my fingernails.
“But the emperor is a friend of yours. A . . . er .
. . former boyfriend?”
He was fishing for that bit of information, but I
let it go. Enough people knew that particular truth to keep me from
spending an undue amount of energy to hide it.
“The laws are quite clear. My relationship with
William was long in the past, and would have no bearing on any
action taken in the present. If I was found guilty of being a spy,
I would be executed.”
“I’m sorry,” he said after a minute of
silence.
I glanced up to find his expression earnest.
“I’m sorry that I’ve put you in such a bind. You
seem like a nice woman, Octavia. I don’t regret at all having the
opportunity to meet you, but I regret that our being here has
messed things up for you.”
Several responses ran through my mind at that
moment: I could tell him that it was all right (but it wasn’t); I
could say that he wasn’t to worry or be concerned (but he should do
both); I could simply say that we would cope (how?), but what came
out of my mouth was something completely different. “I refuse to be
attracted to you,” I said, leaning forward toward him. “You can be
just as charming as you like, but it will mean nothing to me.
Nothing.”
His eyes widened with mirth as I realized what I
had said. I fought the simultaneous urge to cover my mouth in
horror and run away in embarrassment.
“I find myself in the position of apologizing to
you a second time,” I said stiffly, wishing for a moment that I was
a thousand miles away. “I assure you that I do not normally speak
so unguardedly or rudely, even to strangers.”
“I’m glad you did. It takes a lot of strain off of
me. You have no idea how daunting it is to try to determine if a
woman is interested in you without stepping into sexual harassment
territory. I was wondering how I was going to do it with you all
buttoned up and repressed.”
“I am not repressed,” I said, standing. “Not that I
intend to discuss the subject with you any further. I apologize for
my unwarranted comments, but let that be the end of it. If you will
excuse me, I must consult with Mr. Mowen about possible ways we
might hide your sister and you from the authorities when we
land.”
He followed me as I went to the door. I gave him a
stern look that he met with an insouciant grin. “You’re not going
to just let me wander around alone, are you? Not a notorious
airship pirate like me? I could do any number of dangerous things
if I wasn’t under your eye.”
“You are not in the least bit subtle,” I said, my
hand on the doorknob.
“I always thought subtle was boring,” he said,
moving closer. “I may get slapped for this, but what the hell. You
only live once, right?”
Before I could ask him what he was talking about,
he put his hands on my hips and pulled me into a loose
embrace.
“What do you think you’re doing?” I asked, then
damned myself for such an inane question. It was patently obvious
what he was doing.
“I’m going to kiss you, Octavia Emmaline
Pye.”
“You may refer to me as Captain Pye, and I decline
your offer,” I said, a bit breathless, to be true. I wasn’t
normally aware of my corset, it being as much a part of me as my
shoes were, but just being so close to Jack seemed to not only
strip the air from my lungs but leave me with the sensation that my
corset was laced several times too tight.
“Your mind says no, but your body says yes,” he
said, gently, persistently tugging me closer to him. I swayed into
him, my fingers curling into fists as I fought the damnable
attraction.
“My body is confused. Pay it no mind,” I said, my
gaze focused on his mouth, a few inches from mine. Somehow, my
hands had moved from where they were trying to shove him away, to
sliding around his ribs, outrageously pulling him closer to
me.
“Your mouth says yes, too,” he said, his lips
brushing mine as he spoke.
I stared deep into those mismatched eyes, searching
for a sign he was trying to deceive me, but there was nothing there
but honest desire.
“My mouth, as you have witnessed twice, frequently
does things without my explicit permission.” My breath caught in my
throat as my lips brushed his again, the sensation sending a kernel
of heat to glow in my belly, spreading outward in a rush of warmth.
“Mr. Fletcher, I am captain of this ship. I cannot indulge in
untoward behav—”
His mouth closing over mine cut off the rest of my
declaration. I stood passive for a second, just long enough for my
desire to completely override my common sense. My fingers slid up
his back as he grasped my hips, pulling me tighter against him, his
lips caressing mine in a kiss that I felt down to my
toenails.
It’s been too long since I’ve had a lover, I
thought to myself, but I knew that wasn’t the cause of my reaction
to this strange man. There was something about him, some sense that
he was lost as I had once been lost, that called to me, but even
that wasn’t all of it. It was the way his eyes regarded me, with
humor and intelligence and frank approval, that warmed me in a way
I hadn’t experienced in a very long time. Not since my days with
Alan had any man approved of me such as I was, but our lives had
just been too disparate for a relationship to be anything but
fleeting.
Jack would not abandon me, no matter how great
the cause. That thought flitted through my mind, startling me
out of the kiss that was threatening to consume me.
“Damn,” he said, his eyes crossing slightly as he
tried to peer down at me. I pulled back, touching my fingers
briefly to lips that felt swollen and hot. “That was one hell of a
kiss, lady.”
“Yes,” I said, regaining my composure. “It was, but
that does not change the situation, Mr. Fletcher.”
“Doesn’t it?” he asked with another one of his
engaging grins. “I think it makes everything a lot more
interesting.”
I looked at him for a minute, weighing my need to
get away from the temptation he posed against the growing desire to
be in his presence. I knew I should lock him into the cabin set
aside for him, but that thought didn’t sit well with me. “Very
well, you may accompany me, but what happened here will not be
repeated. I am a woman, Mr. Fletcher, a normal woman who is not
immune to desire, but I will not allow that to dictate my behavior
or actions.”
“Dignity at all costs?” he asked, one sandy eyebrow
rising.
“Not entirely, no,” I answered as I turned on my
heel and left the mess.

Log of the HIMA Tesla
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Near Seven Bells
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Near Seven Bells
Jack followed behind me as I made my way
down the gangway to the spiral stairs that led upward to the
engineering deck. Air currents swirled gently past us, cold air
from outside warmed only slightly by the tremendous heat generated
by the boilers.
“This is amazing. I can’t believe I’m in a real
airship,” he said, his voice filled with awe as our footsteps
sounded sharply on the metal staircase. “How big is it? It seems to
be several stories tall.”
“The Tesla is seven hundred and fifty feet
long, one hundred feet high, and about eighty feet wide. The
gondola, which we will leave to access the engineering deck located
aft, is ninety-eight feet long. The bulk of that is made up of the
cargo holds, two fore and two aft of the crew’s living quarters.
There are seven envelopes that keep the airship aloft, run by three
boilers, two aft, and one forward. Be careful here—the gangways are
only wide enough for one person to pass.”
We climbed a second, smaller spiral staircase to
the engineering platform that sat at the rear of the airship. I
pointed out girders that ran parallel to us, but high overhead.
“Those provide access to the envelopes, should they become damaged
and need repair.”
“Amazing,” he said, his head tipped all the way
back to take in the white silk envelopes that rippled above us. I
entered the first room, where I had seen Mr. Mowen just a few hours
before, but it was empty. “All this with steam power. Ah, the
boilers, I assume?”
“Yes.” I eyed the gauges as I passed by the
machinery, the loud hiss and thumping of the boilers as they
provided energy to the ship a familiar sound. “Mr. Mowen must be in
the back. This way. Watch your step.”
“You said there was a crew of eight? Wouldn’t a
ship this big need a lot more people to run it?”
“The Tesla is a simple cargo transport, Mr.
Fletcher.”
“Jack.”
“We are not a warship that needs a significant crew
to handle the weapons. Barring any disaster, my crew is able to
take care of any challenge we should face on our run between
Southampton and Rome.”
“And pirates?” he asked.
I cast a glance over my shoulder at him.
“You were the one who got so bent out of shape over
the mention of them,” he said in response to my piercing
look.
“The Tesla is small and fast, and can outrun
all but the fastest of pirate airships, and none of those would be
foolish enough to tackle us,” I answered, moving around the second
boiler to access the small room behind it. “I assure you that we
are well able to avoid bringing trouble down onto ourselves. Ah,
there you are, Mr. Mowen. This is Mr. Fletcher. You have no doubt
heard about his presence, and that of his sister, on board the
ship.”
“Hi,” Jack said, holding out his hand.
Mr. Mowen rose slowly from where he had been
sitting at a small desk covered in technical drawings. “Welcome,”
he said, throwing a curious glance my way.
“I’m an engineer, as well,” Jack said, looking
around the tiny room. “Although steam engines are a bit out of my
depths. I work on . . . er . . . if I was to say ‘computer’ to you
both, what would you think?”
The expression on Mr. Mowen’s face was interesting
to behold. “Eh . . . Captain?” he said, politely gesturing for me
to go first.
“It’s not a word I have heard before,” I said,
frowning just a little. “But I would assume that a computor refers
to someone who computes things. A mathematician?”
“A man who operates a steam abacus?” Mr. Mowen
offered. “Although I’ve heard them called calculators, not
computers. There was one back in the academy when I was a young
lad. Great huge machine it was, and the calculator could add up the
longest row of numbers just as fast as you can imagine.”
“They are indeed miraculous machines,” I agreed,
turning my attention back to Jack. “Is that part of your
profession, Mr. Fletcher? You manipulate a steam abacus?”
“Not quite,” he said, his lips twitching. “Although
I work on something similar. Just . . . different.”
“Similar but different,” Mr. Mowen repeated,
pursing his lips.
“OK, a lot different. You see, I came here from
another—”
“Perhaps that tale would best be left for another
time,” I interrupted, sending him a meaningful look. “Mr. Mowen, as
you know, the emperor takes a dim view of undocumented passengers
on international ships, a sentiment the Corps echoes. We have
ascertained that Mr. Fletcher and his sister were placed on the
ship while they were unconscious. They are, in effect, here against
their wills, and I have Mr. Fletcher’s word that they mean no harm
either to the ship, the cargo, the crew, or indeed any member of
the empire.”
It wasn’t strictly true that Jack had given me his
word on that, which is why I waited for him to confirm my
statement.
“Absolutely.” He smiled, his laugh lines crinkling
in that wholly delightful manner they had. “Actually, I’m a Quaker,
so I don’t hold with using violence to settle anything.”
“You are?” I asked, startled by his statement. “But
Quakers are profoundly religious people, and you . . .”
“Swear like a sailor? Enjoy women?” His eyes
practically twinkled with amusement. I ground my teeth for a few
seconds. “Am highly irreverent?”
“That and much more,” I said finally, well aware we
had an audience. “It seems greatly at odds with such a severe
religion.”
“Oh, we’re not severe at all. We’re actually quite
reasonable. Quakers believe in the goodness in all people, and
don’t fuss with too many ceremonies or dogma. They simply try to
live good lives and treat others well. I won’t say that my father
hasn’t lectured me about profanity a few times, but I believe it’s
a person’s intent that matters, not the words they use.”
“Yes,” I said, exchanging a glance with Mr. Mowen.
“We are familiar with that particular view.”
Jack laughed. “Your salty Mr. Piper? I’m going to
have to have a long talk with him. I bet I could pick up a few
choice phrases from him.”
“A frightening thought if ever I heard one.” I
turned back to the engineer. “Mr. Mowen, what I am going to ask you
is extremely unusual, and would be frowned on by the Corps. I do
not want you thinking I condone any action that would be against
Corps policy, but this circumstance is of a special nature, and I
am willing, this once, to go against what might be viewed as the
better interests of the Corps.”
“You want somewhere to hide Mr. Fletcher and his
sister,” Mr. Mowen said calmly.
“Yes.” I searched his face. “You don’t seem at all
taken aback by that request.”
One side of his mouth quirked up. “Your reputation
is sterling, Captain. If you have a reason for breaking the Corps
rules by trying to smuggle a couple of unauthorized persons across
international borders, then I am willing to accept that you have
due cause to do so.”
“Thank you, Mr. Mowen,” I said, greatly relieved
that I wouldn’t have to try to persuade him against his will.
“I very much appreciate such support. There is the
question of the crew, however—”
“They won’t give you any trouble, should you
explain the situation to them,” he said. “They’re a good crew, and
will do as you ask.”
“I will certainly take the first opportunity to
make everything clear to them,” I said, feeling a little tension go
out of my shoulders.
And so I did. That night when everyone had gathered
in the mess for dinner, I stood at the head of the table and looked
down the length of it at the people gathered. Jack and his sister
were there, on my right and left, respectively. I averted my eyes
from the desirous person of Jack. I’d spent the better part of the
day avoiding any further time alone with him, lest the incident in
the mess be repeated, asking Mr. Mowen to keep an eye on him as the
pair selected a suitable hiding spot.
That hadn’t stopped Mr. Mowen from taking me aside
for a few minutes while Jack was checking on his sister. “You
believe his story, then?” Mowen asked as soon as Jack was out of
earshot. “That he was put in the hold without his knowledge?”
“I do.”
Mr. Mowen’s gaze assessed me. “Seems to me there
must be more to his story than what you’re telling.”
I allowed myself a little smile. “Of course. But
the rest of the facts aren’t pertinent to the situation of our
landing in Rome, nor are they particularly enlightening. Suffice it
to say that both Mr. Fletcher and Miss Norris were put on the ship
without their agreement or approval, and since I wish to avoid any
harsh repercussions to either them or this ship and its crew, I
have opted for this plan of action.”
“As you wish, Captain,” he said, nodding before
going back to his task at hand.
Mr. Ho moved around the table, bringing laden
plates in from the galley, placing them before everyone—everyone
but Jack.
I glanced to the end of the table where Mr.
Francisco had emerged from the galley, his arms crossed. “You
appear to have miscounted, Mr. Francisco.”
“I did not,” the Spaniard said, his eyes spitting
black looks at Jack. “I will not to him give the food most
extraordinary. He is the dirt beneath your feet. He is not worthy
of sitting there, close enough to your divine body that he could
reach out and touch your most glorious shining hair, the hair of
the purest sunset, hair as bright as the fire that burns in my
loins.”
Jack gave him a long look. “I may have to rethink
my attitude toward violence.”
“That won’t be necessary,” I said, picking up my
plate and placing it before Jack. “Mr. Francisco, I find myself
without dinner. Would you please prepare a plate for me?”
Dooley sniggered as the volatile cook swore, tossed
up his hands in a dramatic gesture, then stomped off to the galley,
returning shortly with a plate for me. He managed to whack Jack on
the back of his head while presenting me with the dinner, but after
a few harsh looks, he returned to his seat.
“Before we enjoy this delicious meal that Mr.
Francisco has made for us, I would like to introduce you all to our
two unexpected passengers. Mr. Fletcher and his sister, Miss
Norris, will be traveling with us to Rome. Without going into
lengthy details, I will simply say that they did not anticipate
being with us for this journey, and in order to protect them from
bureaucratic difficulties, we will not be listing them on the
ship’s manifest. I realize that such a procedure is highly unusual,
but I assure you that it is quite necessary. I trust that no one
here will have an objection to my decision?”
The seven crew members exchanged glances, but all
of them shook their heads or murmured agreements with my
plans.
“So they’re not stowaways, then?” Dooley asked from
his spot at the end of the table.
“Not in so many words, no. Please, begin,” I said,
gesturing toward the dinner awaiting us. I sat down and picked up
my fork. “They were, for lack of a better description, placed on
the ship without their consent.”
Hallie Norris snorted. I slid a worried glance her
way. She’d been very subdued since her brother had brought her in
for the evening meal, her eyes somewhat dulled, as if she’d been
beaten into submission. A quick word with Mr. Ho relieved my mind
as to Hallie’s mental health.
“It’s all right, Captain,” Mr. Ho had said shortly
before the evening meal. “Miss Norris became agitated again, and I
felt it appropriate to give her a tiny drop of laudanum. She’ll be
a bit subdued for a few more hours, but will soon be herself
again.”
Now Hallie stared glumly at her plate, making no
move to eat.
“Eat, Hal,” Jack said, shoving a piece of bread her
way. “This is pretty good, even if I don’t normally eat mammals.
What is it?”
“Mammals!” Mr. Francisco leaped to his feet at the
opposite end of the table. “You dare call my beauteous pie of the
shepherd mammals?”
“Sit down, Mr. Francisco. A mammal is a
warm-blooded animal, such as the cow that provided the beef you
used to make the shepherd’s pie,” I said wearily.
“Hrmph.” He sat down with muttered Spanish
invectives.
Dooley sniggered again.
“Mr. Francisco is quite a talented cook,” I said,
both to smooth his ruffled feathers and to try to get Hallie
talking. “Although I should warn you that we prefer simple fare on
Aerocorps ships. I hope you do not mind that.”
“Eh? Oh. No. I’m not one for haute cuisine,” she
replied, finally picking up her fork and poking it into the mound
of food on her plate. She gingerly tasted a morsel. A look of
surprise flickered in her eyes. “This is really good.”
Mr. Francisco eyed her critically, saying, “The
lady, she does not have the hair of the blazing set of the sun, but
she is smart, she is much smart. She may have the flan I have so
carefully made for the sweet.”
“Whereas I am to go flanless?” Jack said, winking
at me. “Perhaps the captain will take pity on me and share her
sweet?”
I was a bit aghast at his flirtatious comment, but
luckily, other than Mr. Mowen (who choked on his ale), no one
seemed to understand the double entendre.
“You may have mine if there is not enough,” Mr. Ho
said generously. “I don’t have much of a sweet tooth.”
I gave Jack a stern look that was completely wasted
upon such a rogue, and settled back to let the conversation move
along general lines, memorable meals claiming the discussion for
some time. Although I was extremely aware of Jack sitting next to
me, so close I could almost feel the heat of his body, I kept my
mind firmly focused elsewhere.
I did not notice the fine blond hairs that grew
along his forearms, which were visible since he’d rolled back his
sleeves.
I did not dwell on that little lock of hair that
kept falling over his forehead, driving me almost to distraction
with the need to push it back.
I refused to notice it when his knee brushed mine
as he leaned forward to answer one of Mr. Mowen’s questions about
where in California he was from.
I didn’t care one hoot about the fact that his
eyes, so different in color, and yet so intriguing, had an uncanny
attraction for me.
“Captain?”
“Hmm?” With a start, I realized that I was being
addressed. I cleared my throat and looked attentive. “Yes, Mr.
Ho?”
“I asked if there was anything in particular you
wished us to do with respect to the ground crew and emperor’s
officials in Rome.”
“No. When we are close to arrival at the aerodrome,
we will land for a few minutes in a remote location to allow Mr.
Fletcher and his sister to disembark.” I told that lie without
batting so much as an eyelash. “They won’t be on the ship when we
land in Rome; thus, there will be no need for you to conceal
anything other than the fact that they were on board the ship for a
few days.”
She nodded and continued passing around cups of
after-dinner coffee. Mr. Llama dropped his spoon under the table,
and leaned down to pick it up.
“I know it goes against everyone’s standards to
conceal even that, but I think that it’s for the best if—”
The sound of the door behind me gently closing had
me whirling around in the chair.
“What’s wrong?” Jack asked, looking up from the
flan that Francisco reluctantly produced for him.
“The door . . . where’s Mr. Llama?” I asked,
looking suspiciously around the table. His place was empty.
“Ratsbane! He’s done it again. Did any of you see him leave?”
The crew all shared an unreadable look, six heads
shaking in unison.
“Do you have a rule or something about people not
being able to leave the table without your permission?” Jack asked
as I pushed back my chair, hoisted up the edge of the tablecloth,
and got on my knees to peer under the table.
“No, of course not. It’s just that the blighter . .
. er . . . gentleman has the habit of disappearing without anyone
seeing.”
“It wouldn’t be a disappearance if you were
watching, now, would it?” Jack said with infuriating reason.
I glared over the top of the table at him. “You
don’t understand—the man is positively uncanny. One moment he’s
here, the next he’s gone. And no one ever sees him leave!”
Jack glanced over at Mr. Mowen. “Have you seen him
leave a room?”
Mowen shook his head, watching me curiously as I
dusted off my knees and retook my seat. “No, but then, I don’t
watch for folks to leave rooms.”
“There you go, then,” Jack said, just as if that
explained everything.
“That doesn’t mean anything,” I argued. “The fact
remains that no one has seen Mr. Llama actually in the process of
leaving a room.”
“I haven’t seen Dooley leave the room, and yet he’s
gone,” Mr. Christian said from farther down the table, waving his
sticky spoon toward Dooley’s chair.
“That’s different. He probably went to use the
convenience,” I said, aware I was sounding grumpy. “Dooley can’t
sit still for more than ten minutes. And we are not discussing
him—we’re discussing the mystery that is Mr. Llama.”
Jack pursed his lips slightly. “Does anyone else
feel that this Llama person is mysterious?”
The crew, blight them all, shook their heads.
“That is misleading!” I told them before focusing
my attention on Mr. Francisco. “Didn’t you tell Dooley that Mr.
Llama doesn’t sleep in his bed at night?”
“Sí, but I wouldn’t be in my bed if there
was another for me to lie in,” he said with a lecherous waggle of
his eyebrows.
“Oh. You mean he spends the night—” I stopped, not
wanting to put it into words.
Mr. Francisco had no such sense of propriety. “He
has the mistress of love he visits.”
They all looked at me.
“You can’t possibly think that I would—I’m the
captain!” I said, outraged.
“Aye, but ye’re a right looker when ye want to be,”
Mr. Piper said, subjecting me to a thorough once-over. “Ye’ve a
nice plump arse, and a pair o’ ripe titties that fair make a man’s
cods tighten.”
“That’s my bustle, and you will please refrain from
commenting on my chest,” I said, grabbing the front edges of my
jacket and jerking them closed over my blouse.
Jack grinned at me.
“You aren’t helping matters,” I told him.
“I’m sorry, but he’s absolutely right. You do have
a nice ass. And your breasts—”
“Don’t say it,” I said through clenched
teeth.
“Aye, it could be your bustle,” Mr. Piper said
meditatively as he casually picked his teeth, making wet sucking
noises as he did so. “But I’m of a mind that there’s a fair bit o’
paddin’ beneath the bustle, else it wouldn’t be so round.”
I sent the glare down to him, then spread it
amongst the other crew members as they continued to eye me
speculatively. “We have left the subject of Mr. Llama and his
nighttime perambulations. I assure you all that he is not visiting
me. So where is he going?”
Mr. Ho calmly sipped her coffee, seemingly unaware
of everyone’s sudden scrutiny of her person.
I cleared my throat. Crew fraternization wasn’t
encouraged, but neither was it prohibited. “Oh. I . . . indeed.
Well, then.”
“Are there any other mysteries you’d like me to
clear up for you?” Jack offered as I rose to my feet. “How the ship
stays aloft? Why the sky is blue? What the meaning of life
is?”
“No, thank you,” I said, thinning my lips at him as
he grinned at me, his eyes glittering with enjoyment.
Damnation, I would not fall for him. He was no
better than any of the other rogues in my life, and if I hadn’t
learned by now just how bad for me such a man was, I might as well
pack up my things and retire to a convent.