A Plague on Sisters

“Good morning, Jack. Is that a molecular
detector in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
The voice that called out as I passed was female,
soft, and sultry as hell. I paused to toss a grin at one of the two
women who were occupying the big kidney-shaped desk that graced the
front lobby of the Nordic Tech building. “Morning, Karin. Would it
be against human resources policy if I was to tell you how much I
liked that top?”
The red-haired receptionist giggled and leaned
forward, giving me a better-than-normal view of her cleavage in the
skimpy tank top that she liked to wear on casual-dress Fridays.
“Probably, but I’m not going to tell anyone. You know my rule,
Jack.”
“What happens in reception stays in reception?” I
asked, winking.
She giggled again. “You’re so naughty. You look
really yummy yourself in khaki. Is that the new Airship Pirates
shirt?”
“It is. Saw them last night at the Foundry,” I
answered, naming a local hot spot favored by bands that were a bit
out of the mainstream. I turned around so she could admire the
design on the back of the T-shirt.
“Oh, and I was hoping you would ask me to go see
them,” she said, pouting just a little, and leaning over a bit
farther. She traced a finger down my arm as I turned back to face
her. “We had such fun the last time we went out. Well, until I got
sick and had to go home, but I just know we would have fun
again.”
She paused, clearly waiting for me to do my duty
and ask her out again, but the memory of her lying in a drunken
stupor in the back of my car—not to mention the money I had to pay
to have the vomit cleaned up and the car deodorized—was enough to
warn me against any such thing.
That wasn’t the Jack Fletcher she wanted, however.
It was the fake Jack she was appealing to, the fictional Jack who
had somehow garnered a reputation as a wild ladies’ man. I did what
was expected and slapped a quasi leer onto my face as I leaned in
close. “You know I would snap you up in a minute if it wasn’t for
your boyfriend.”
“Oh, him,” she simpered, brushing my hand with her
fingers. “Jerry’s jealous of everyone.”
“He threatened to rip my head off and spit down my
throat the last time he saw me,” I said, dropping my voice. “I
think he meant it, too.”
“I don’t for one minute think you’re scared of
Jerry,” she said, looking both pleased and coy. “Not you. Not the
famous Jack Fletcher. Oh, Jack, this is Minerva. She’s going to
take over for me while I’m in Cancún for two weeks.”
A girlish face hove into view, her eyes wide and
somewhat vacant. “Hi, Dr. Fletcher. I’ve heard so much about you
from Karin.”
“Don’t believe a word of it,” I cautioned, giving
her a wink, as well. I had a reputation to maintain, after all. “I
doubt if any of it is true.”
“Of course it’s true,” Karin said, squeezing my arm
as she heaved herself a little farther over the counter so her
breast could press against my arm. “Everyone knows you’re a hero!
You’re just too modest to admit it.”
Or perhaps resigned to people’s determination to
ignore the truth in favor of more attractive and entertaining
fiction that had started several years back.
“Karin said you tracked down a notorious ring of
industrial spies in Cairo,” Minerva said, breathless with
excitement. She started to lean toward me over the counter, but a
gimlet-eyed glance from her friend warned her off.
“He didn’t just track them down—he beat the crap
out of them, and got secret plans back for the government.”
Minerva ooohed appreciably, her eyes filling with
hero worship. Honesty prompted me to correct that particular
fallacy. “I didn’t actually track anyone down so much as
accidentally ran into a meeting of some folks selling proprietary
information. They thought I was following them, but I was really
just lost and trying to find my way back to my hotel so I could
rejoin my tour. In fact, I wasn’t even in danger from them, since
Interpol had them under surveillance, and the Cairo police were
hidden around the bazaar, but it was exciting for a few minutes
until everything was straightened out.”
“And then there’s Alaska,” Karin said, ignoring the
boring truth just as everyone did when I tried to explain what
really happened in Cairo.
“Alaska?” Minerva asked her. “What about
Alaska?”
Karin turned to her friend. “It was so amazing!
It’s all over the Greenpeace Web site.”
I groaned to myself and prepared to explain that
incident, as well.
“What happened?” Minerva repeated, a rapt
expression on her face.
“I was on vacation, doing some fishing, and my
rented boat had engine trouble. I got picked up by some
animal-activist people, and they—”
“He hijacked a whaling ship!” Karin interrupted, a
triumphant note in her voice as she beamed at me.
“Ooooh!” Minerva breathed.
“I wasn’t even part of the group,” I said quickly,
wondering why no one was ever willing to believe that I had been
the victim of odd circumstances. “My engine had died and the
Greenpeacers picked me up on the way to attacking a whaling ship.
It was just the purest of coincidences that I was even on the ship
at the time, and that picture of me holding a gun on the captain
was totally misleading. He’d dropped it and I was going to hand it
back to him when a photographer took a picture of us—”
“You went to jail for that, didn’t you?” Karin
asked, squeezing my arm a little more insistently now, her face
filled with sympathy.
“Three months,” I said, resigned. “It took that
long for my lawyer to convince the judge I had nothing to do with
the whole whaler fiasco.”
“But the really amazing thing was in Mexico,” Karin
told Minerva.
“I love amazing things,” she said, grasping my
other arm. “What happened? I’m dying to know!”
Oh, Lord, not Mexico. “It’s really not worth
talking about—”
“Jack was in Mexico City with Mr. Sawyer on some
business matters, and Mr. Sawyer was kidnapped by radical Mexican
antitechnology fanatics!” Karin said, her gaze earnest and fervent
as she told the story to her friend. “Jack rescued Mr. Sawyer right
as the fanatics were about to sacrifice him on a Mayan altar! He
saved his life!”
“Saved Mr. Sawyer’s life!” Minerva gasped.
The addition of the Mayan altar to the whole crock
of bullshit was too much for me. “There was no altar, Mayan or
otherwise,” I said firmly.
“Mr. Sawyer totally swore his undying gratitude,”
Karin answered her, nodding vehemently.
“And it really wasn’t so much a group of radical
fanatics as it was a couple of people who had been unemployed and
took Mr. Sawyer’s limo for that of the labor secretary.”
“He told Jack that he would have a job at his
company for the rest of his life,” Karin added in a confusion of
pronouns.
“They drove us straight back to the hotel after
they realized their mistake,” I said, a hint of desperation
entering my voice. Why the hell did no one ever listen to me?
“Well, I would promise that, too,” Minerva told
her. “Being sacrificed on a Mayan altar would scare the bejeepers
out of me! That was so brave of Dr. Fletcher!”
“The whole thing got blown out of proportion when
the police had a report of a kidnapping, and brought in some
military troops to try to find us, which was ridiculous because by
then we were back at the hotel, safe and sound, having margaritas
next to the pool. It wasn’t until the next day that we realized
they were looking for us,” I finished, but I knew my breath was
wasted. People, I have frequently noticed, hear what they want to
hear.
“Well, you know, Jack was in the military,” Karin
said, her voice dropping to a confidential level, apparently
forgetting I was standing right there. “Secret military
research.”
“Wow,” Minerva said, her eyes huge. “What sort of
research?”
“I don’t know, but it has to be something pretty
juicy because Jack never talks about it.”
I sighed, gathered up my leather satchel and the
morning’s paper, and headed for the stairs.
“He’s just like Indiana Jones, isn’t he?” I heard
Minerva say as I started up the stairs to the fourth floor, where
my office was located. “Right down to the hat. I wonder if he has
one of those long whips he could wrap around his waist.”
“He should totally get one. . . .”
“Hey, Jack.” I entered the first in a connected set
of rooms that were our research labs, unloading hat, satchel, and
newspaper onto my desk. A tall man with curly black hair emerged
from the far room. “You’re late.”
“Had a late night.” I slumped into the chair behind
my desk and pulled out my laptop.
“Foundry?” Brian, the graduate student who was
interning for a year, plopped down on the corner of his desk.
“Yep. Airship Pirates were playing last
night.”
“Airship . . .” His face screwed up in thought for
a few seconds. “Oh, that goth band?”
“Part steampunk, part goth, part industrial.” I
frowned as the e-mail started loading into my in-box. “You should
go sometime.”
“Like I have time to go hang out at the Foundry?
You may, but I have work to do.” He nodded toward the clean room
behind him. “If I don’t get those dots set today, I’ll be out of an
internship. Speaking of that—Dr. Elton’s been asking for you. He
says that latest version of the quantum gate you sent him refuses
to reverse, and could you fix it by noon so he has a working model
to show Sawyer.”
“It’s on my list of things to do today,” I
murmured.
“Feeley called and said if you don’t get that
budget to him by the end of today, he’ll sauté your balls in garlic
and wine sauce.”
I made a face. I hated dealing with the yearly
budget.
“Oh, and a woman was here to see you.”
“A woman?” I looked up in surprise. “Who?”
Brian shrugged and picked up one of the small
canisters of liquid helium we use to cool down the computer
equipment. “Didn’t say. Said she’d be back, though.”
“I wonder who it could be.” I racked my brain for
any female acquaintance who would be willing to brave the geekified
air of Nordic Tech.
“Someone you met last night?” Brian offered as he
headed for the clean room.
“Doubt it. I went with a couple of Friends last
night.”
He paused at the door, his eyebrows raised. “You
went with Quakers? To see a goth band? Isn’t that like a sin or
something?”
“Of course it’s not a sin,” I said, giving him a
quick frown. “It’s not like they decapitated a bat.”
“Yeah, but Quakers! At a goth concert! It’s
just so wrong!”
“Hardly. I’ve been a part of the church my whole
life, and I assure you, there’s nothing anywhere in the Bible that
says goth concerts are on the forbidden list,” I answered, quickly
scanning an e-mail from the CEO, Jeff Sawyer.
“I know you’re one and all, but you’re kind of like
Quaker Lite, aren’t you? I mean, you drink, and you swear better
than my old man, and he was in the merchant marines. You go out
with women. And you were in the army. I thought that was, like,
totally anti-Quaker.”
“Many of us are conscientious objectors, but still
manage to be useful in ways that don’t compromise our
beliefs.”
“That’s right. Karin at reception said you did
research in the army in lieu of seeing action in the Middle East.
High-tech stuff, huh? Spy technology and all that?”
I looked up and cocked an eyebrow at him. “I could
tell you, but then I would have to kill you.”
His jaw dropped a smidgen.
“You don’t see the irony of that statement, do
you?” I asked, unable to keep from smiling.
“Well, I see the irony in you threatening to kill
me when I’m the only intern you’ve got,” he answered quickly,
edging closer to the door.
“Tempting as it is to explain, we both have work to
do. If you expect to get those quantum dots down before the
afternoon, we’ll have to forgo a discussion of my personal
philosophy for another time.”
He glanced at the clock, uttered an expletive, and
bolted into the changing area for the clean room beyond, where we
did the bulk of our construction on the quantum computer we were
building.
A half hour later, when I was doubled over a minute
circuit board, soldering on a tiny circuit, the door opened.
“Good morning, Indiana. What adventures have you
had this morning? Rescued a damsel in distress? Saved a priceless
amulet from being stolen by ruffians? Smuggled innocent baby seals
from a fur-processing plant?”
“Hallelujah,” I said, looking up and waving a small
soldering iron at her by way of greeting. A minute piece of silver
solder flew toward her. “What are you doing here?”
“Avoiding internal injury, evidently,” she said,
sidestepping the solder. “And don’t call me that. You know I hate
it.”
“Not nearly as much as I hate being called
Indiana.”
“He who weareth the hat shall be calledeth by the
name,” she said, grabbing a stool and hauling it over to my
worktable. “At least you haven’t gotten a bullwhip.
Yet.”
“You’ve been talking to Karin.”
“Bah,” my sister said, waving away the subject. “I
hope you’re not serious about her, because she’s totally the wrong
type for you.”
“I’m not serious about anyone, not that it’s any of
your business,” I said, looking through the microscope for
placement of a minuscule part.
“Ah, but it is, big brother. I am here in my
official capacity to hook you up with an absolutely terrific
woman.”
I set down the soldering iron. “Not another blind
date, Hal? You promised me you weren’t going to set me up on any
more of those hellish experiences.”
She picked up a piece of circuit board and toyed
with it as I went across the lab to grab some wire. “Trust me,
you’re going to like Linda. She’s different. She likes all the
things you like.”
“Such as?” I took the piece of circuit board from
her. Absently, she picked up a pair of forceps meant to position
small pieces, and used them to poke at my notes.
“She has a laptop that she takes everywhere, so
she’s clearly a computer geek, just like you. And she likes
reading, and you always have your nose in a comic book.”
“Graphic novel. They’re called graphic
novels.”
“Whatever.” She forcepped a piece of muffin left
over from my breakfast and popped it in her mouth. “She likes
those—she was reading one that she said was a retelling of a Jules
Verne book, and it sounded just like something you’d read, what
with all those Victorian rocket ships to the moon, and people
marching around with ray guns and goggles.”
“I’m delighted that you have a friend who enjoys
steampunk and computers, but I fail to see why you would want to
match her up with me. I’m perfectly happy as I am.”
She slid off the stool and moved around the lab,
tidying papers, rearranging boxes of computer components, and
generally doing what she referred to as “straightening up.” “It’s .
. . well . . . you see . . .”
“Spit it out, Hallie,” I said, squinting through
the microscope as I wrapped wire around a semiconductor.
She took a deep breath, then said very quickly, “I
promised you to Linda.”
I looked up at that. “You did what?”
“I promised you to Linda. That is, I sold you to
her.” She held a small canister of helium in her hands, absently
twisting the top as she watched me with anxious eyes.
“You sold me? Like a slave or something?” I asked,
completely confused. “What do you mean, you sold me?”
“No, not like a slave, don’t be stupid,” she said,
biting her lip. “It was an auction. A charity auction.”
I closed my eyes for a moment before shaking my
head. “Which charity?”
“Now, don’t you get that tone of voice,” she said,
adopting a defensive attitude. She shook the canister at me as she
spoke. “I know what you think about my charities, but this one is
fabulous, Jack, just fabulous. It’s for care and rehabilitation of
released parakeets.”
I was so surprised by what she said, I stopped
worrying about whether the top had been loosened on the helium.
“Released what?”
“Parakeets! Do you have any idea how many parakeets
each year are shoved out of their homes and left to fend for
themselves? Hundreds, Jack! Hundreds and hundreds of poor little
innocent birdies just tossed out the window, and they have no idea
how to forage for food, or where to sleep, or even where to live.
It’s a horrible, senseless tragedy, and we at the People for Humane
Treatment of Parakeets are doing what we can to try to rescue
parakeets, and rehome them with good people who will take care of
them.”
Hallie always had a cause. Ever since she was a
little girl, she had been a joiner of causes. When she grew up, she
had taken to throwing herself wholeheartedly into whatever cause
appealed to her at the moment.
“What happened to that group you belonged to that
was supposed to knit sweaters for hairless dogs who lived in animal
shelters?”
“Oh, that fell apart months ago,” she said,
twisting the lid of the canister again. “We couldn’t decide on
whether mohair or acrylic yarn was best. This group is totally rock
solid, Jack. And you like animals!”
“That doesn’t mean I want to be sold into slavery
on their behalf. What did you sell me for?”
“Five hundred dollars! Can you believe it? No one
else’s husband or brother went for as much. It was a shame you
couldn’t be there to model yourself, but I took that picture of you
that was in the paper that time you and Jeff Sawyer were in Mexico,
and you rescued him from being disemboweled by crazed
Mayans.”
I sighed to myself again. It was pretty sad when my
own sister refused to listen to me.
“Anyway, everyone loved that picture, and lots of
ladies bid on you, only Linda won, and that’s so perfect because
she’s just the woman I would pick out for you. She’s smart and she
likes the things you like, and she paid five hundred dollars
just to spend some time with you.”
“I wasn’t asking how much she spent; what services
of mine has she won?” I asked suspiciously.
“Oh, well, that’s up to Linda,” she said, waving
the canister at me.
“Stop shaking that!” When I realized what she was
doing, I jumped to my feet and lunged toward her in the hopes of
getting the canister before it blew up.
“Now, I know you’re a bit peeved that I sold you
without telling you, but really, it’s for a very good cause—”
Hallie skirted the lab table, keeping just out of my reach as she
pleaded with me.
I cut her short, worried about her safety. “No, you
idiot! The lid is off and you’re shaking the canister. It’s very
volatile!”
“This?” She looked down at the helium. “It’s just a
thermos of coffee. How can coffee be volatile?”
“It’s not coffee—it’s liquid helium.”
“Helium?” She held the canister up as if she could
see through the stainless steel walls. “What on earth are you doing
with helium?”
“We use it to cool the core of the chip when it’s
being tested. Now set it down very carefully.”
“Oh, like canned air? I use that all the time at
home on my stereo. I like the way the bottle frosts up when you use
it for a while. You’re not mad at me about the auction, are you?”
she said with sublime unawareness of what she held. She reached for
the lid, jamming it down on top of the canister.
“My emotions at this moment are rather
indescribable,” I said, moving around to take the canister from
her.
“Stupid thing won’t go on,” she grumbled, trying to
force the lid on, but the inner valve had been jostled and was out
of position enough to keep the lid from screwing on properly.
“Just set it down, Hallie, and I’ll deal with
it.”
“Maybe it’s got an air bubble or something that’s
keeping it from closing properly.” She tossed aside the top, right
on top of the circuit I had been finishing. Several tiny LED lights
lit up, indicating the computer’s brain was receiving power.
“No!” I yelled, lunging for her. Just as my hand
closed around hers, she flipped up the valve, sending liquid helium
boiling out to the circuit below. Hallie snatched at the precious
circuit, obviously to save it from being harmed, but it was too
late. A brilliant silver light filled my mind as she grabbed the
circuit board. In the dim distance, I could hear voices talking,
but couldn’t make out what they were saying. The light expanded
until it seemed to fill the room, filling me with a soothing,
calming presence.
Hallie screamed as the light erupted around and
through and inside me.

Log of the HIMA Tesla
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Four Bells
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Four Bells
“Cap’n Pye! Cap’n Pye!” “The word is
‘captain,’ Dooley. We are not pirates, nor are we yokels who cannot
expend the extra effort to pronounce words correctly, and judging
by the nonstop chatter I hear from you in the mess, I am reassured
you have the vocal capacities to do so. Yes, I see it now, Mr.
Mowen. The valve to the left of the intake cylinder, isn’t it? It’s
cracked, you think?”
“Aye, Captain.”
I sat back on my heels after examining the valve in
question. Cracked, my three-legged uncle. It was no more cracked
than I was.
“Captain Pye, Mr. Piper, he says you’re to come to
the forward hold immediately!” Young Dooley fairly danced with
agitation as he spoke, but that was nothing new. Dooley was a
quicksilver sort of lad, always moving or talking, apparently
unable to sit still for even the shortest amount of time. In a way,
he reminded me of a hummingbird I’d seen in the emperor’s aviary,
for Dooley flitted and dived around the ship just as the
hummingbird had done in the high-domed aviary.
“Can you fix the valve, Mr. Mowen?” I asked the
chief engineer, fully confident of an affirmative answer. “Or will
we need to land at Lyon?”
“An unauthorized landing?” Mr. Mowen looked
scandalized at the thought. “That would put us off schedule, lass.
Er . . . Captain.”
“Captain Pye—” Dooley tugged at the sleeve of my
new scarlet-red Aerocorps jacket.
I quelled both the tugging and the excited dancing
with a look, one I had honed on lesser crew members for a decade.
“I will be with you in a moment, Dooley. Mr. Mowen has my attention
now.”
“But Mr. Piper said you must come quick—”
“Mr. Piper would never condone your interrupting an
important discussion about the ability of the Tesla to fly,
Dooley. You have delivered your message, and may return to your
duties.” I spoke in what I hoped was an authoritative, yet kindly,
tone. I didn’t want to be perceived as an ogre to the crew, not on
this, my first assignment. Yet the seven other individuals on board
must acknowledge my position of command, or it would all end badly.
Firm but tempered, that was the key.
“But, Cap’n—”
Mr. Mowen watched me with interested, somewhat
amused eyes. He was waiting to see how I handled the overexcited
teen who was the bosun’s mate, no doubt curious to see whether I
would let him ruffle me. Ah, but had he known I had long since lost
that ability . . .
“You have duties, Dooley, do you not?”
“Aye, miss. Cap’n. Captain. I’m to be
cleaning the galley, then tending to the boilers as Mr. Mowen
likes.”
“You are excused to attend to your duties.”
Dooley responded to the voice of authority,
reluctantly tugging on his smart black cap as he left the cramped
quarters of the aft boiler room. “Aye, aye, Captain.”
“That wasn’t nearly so bad as you thought, now, was
it?” Mowen asked with the hint of a smile beneath his big
salt-and-pepper walrus mustache.
“Not at all, and how did you guess?” I asked, a
little surprised by the perspicacity in the older man’s eyes. “Is
it that obvious that I was expecting such a test?” One of several
that were laid all ready for me, no doubt.
“I’ve been sailing the skies betwixt Rome and
London long enough to see a full score of captains come and go,” he
answered, his eyes now twinkling with amusement. “The first run is
always entertaining, with the crew watchful, waiting to see what
sort of man the company has saddled us with.”
I glanced at him, curious as to the meaning behind
his words. “I can’t believe that no one from the Aerocorps told you
anything about me. I received a dossier on the crew; surely you had
something about me?”
“It wasn’t so much a dossier as it was a note
telling us that you were taking command of the ship.”
I waited, sure there was more to come.
There was. “Mr. Francisco has a mate in the Corps
offices, and he told us a bit more about you. He said you were a
woman, which we’d guessed from your name, that you had red hair and
brown eyes—not that it matters, you understand, but Mr. Francisco,
as you might have noticed, has a bit of passion for redheaded
ladies, so he was particularly overjoyed about that bit of
information—that you joined the Corps when you were sixteen, and
have been in it just as many years, and that you have some friends
in high places.”
My brows rose just a smidgen. “The Aerocorps files
say that?”
“Ah, well . . .” Mr. Mowen slid me a sidelong look.
“Perhaps that was my own speculation.”
“Indeed.” I made my voice as neutral as possible.
“On the whole, that is an accurate summation. I hope the crew will
not be disappointed with me.”
“Time will show,” he said, nodding, idly rubbing a
spot of grease on his cuff. “Good or bad, there’s naught we can do
but accept.”
“Oh, I imagine there are all sorts of things a crew
could do to make an unwanted captain feel less than welcome,” I
answered, deliberately keeping my tone light. “Food that is oddly
inedible when compared to the crew’s fare, unpleasant surprises of
the insect and rodent nature to be found in the captain’s bed,
repeated rousing during the sleeping hours to examine strangely
malfunctioning equipment that was sound only a few hours before . .
. Yes, I have heard of such dealings, and imagine it would be quite
easy for a dedicated crew to take care of an unpopular
captain.”
Mr. Mowen gave me a long look. I allowed myself a
little smile, at which he relaxed. “True enough, Captain, true
enough.”
“I trust that this valve, which strangely appears
to have been wrenched to the side and thus is no longer seated
properly rather than cracked, can be returned to its proper
position without delay, Mr. Mowen.” A light of respect shone
briefly in his eyes. I waved away his offer of help as I rose to my
feet, dusting off my long navy wool skirt and the edges of my knee-
length jacket. “I also expect there will be no further tests to
determine if I am familiar with the workings of an airship steam
engine and boilers. I assure you I am.”
The engineer saluted me. “And right glad I am to
hear it, ma’am. It’s about time the Tesla had a captain who
understood her.”
“Even one who is female, Mr. Mowen?” I couldn’t
help but ask as I made my way along the narrow metal catwalk.
He replied after a few moments of silence. “I would
be prevaricating if I was to say that, Mr. Francisco aside, we did
not have concerns about having a lass as a captain.”
We reached the gangway. I gave the engineer a
considering look. I had expected a token amount of resistance when
I took over as captain, but surely in these enlightened times no
one could protest the fact that I was a woman. “There are several
female captains in the Southampton Aerocorps, Mr. Mowen. It is not
at all uncommon.”
“Aye, but those captains are limited to domestic
routes. You are the first we’ve heard of taking command of an
international route.”
“An oversight on the part of the Aerocorps, I’m
sure. I served for several years under Captain Robert Anstruther,
and he, as you might know, commanded the largest passenger airship
to travel the empire. I am quite familiar with both the routes and
the duties of a captain, even those that fall under the domain of a
small cargo transport, such as the Tesla.”
“Captain Anstruther will be well missed,” Mowen
said, his face now somber. “Those damned Black Hand revolutionaries
have much to answer for, killing as fine a captain as ever sailed
the skies.”
“Indeed they do,” I answered, squaring my shoulders
at the pain that always followed the memory of Robert Anstruther’s
last hours.
“You knew him well, did you?” Mowen asked, watching
me closely.
I made an attempt to present a serene expression.
“I did. He was my guardian, and a very great man. I consider him my
father.”
The engineer’s eyebrows rose above the steel rims
of his spectacles. “Then I am sorry for your loss, Captain.”
I acknowledged his sympathy, the pain that rose at
the memory of Robert’s sacrifice a familiar burden. “I was given
into his care when I was very young, and both he and his wife
treated me as if I was their own child. I miss them very
much.”
“The captain’s lady—she died, too, in the airship
explosion?”
I closed my eyes for a moment as once again the
vision of the burning aerodrome rose in my mind’s eye, the figure
of Robert Anstruther silhouetted against the flames licking the
black sky stark and hard.
“There is no other way, Octavia,” he had said, and
I felt again the pain in his voice. “The emperor will not be
appeased this time. If it was just myself, I could bear what would
follow. I am old, and my time has almost run its course. But there
is Jane and you to consider. I will not let my shame destroy your
lives.”
“I will go with you,” I had begged at the time.
“Let me go with you and Jane. I can help, I know I can.”
He had merely smiled sadly, and cupped the side of
my face. “I bless the day the old emperor brought you to me. Do you
remember it, Octavia? You were just a wee little girl, lost and
confused, talking of wild, impossible things, and trying so very
hard to be brave and not cry. Jane called you our little miracle,
coming as you did right after our son died.”
My throat ached as I fought vainly against tears.
Robert considered me for a long moment, ignoring the wetness that
rolled down my face and over his hands.
“You have a bright future ahead of you, my dear. If
we are lost to the fire, nothing will taint that future.”
“Am I to never see you again?” I asked, my voice
cracked with pain.
“No. We cannot come back to England. We are too
well-known. But you will always be with us, in our hearts.”
I bowed my head, overcome with the grief, wanting
desperately to cast aside all my burdens and flee with the two
people I loved best in the world.
“Fight for what is right, little Octavia. Do what
Jane and I cannot.”
Those were his last words. No more had been
needed—I stayed behind to do my duty while Robert Anstruther,
decorated three times by the emperor himself, and a hero to the
entire empire, walked toward the burning aerodrome, and into the
pages of history.
“I’m sorry, Captain. I did not mean to distress
you.”
The voice had softly spoken, but pulled me from my
dark memories back to the present. Robert and Jane had been gone
for almost a year. It had all come to pass as he predicted—the
inquiries that had swirled around his activities had withered to
nothing, and a nation mourned its lost hero.
I squared my shoulders and gave the engineer a
little nod. “Thank you, Mr. Mowen. If any other issues arise, I
will be in the forward cargo hold seeing what it is that has Dooley
in such a swivet.”
He touched his cap in a salute as I moved down the
narrow gangway, past the two rear boilers that powered the steering
engines. The low thrum of the engines as they turned the propellers
sounded in time to the throb of movement felt in the metal
framework structure that ran the length, breadth, and height of the
ship. It was a familiar sensation, one I didn’t even think of now,
and certainly not one I noticed until I was on land, and it was
missing. Indeed, the feeling of the ship as it sailed through the
air was as much a part of me as breathing was, and I could tell
instantly—as could every man on board the Tesla—when
something was awry with the engines. A slight change in tempo in
the vibration, or a higher tone in the thrum, was enough to have
the crew looking to me with concerned eyes.
“You’re not going to have any problems, though, are
you?” I asked the ship softly as I made my way down a small metal
ladder to the lower gangway. “You know how important this trip is.
You know how valuable the cargo is. You know what will happen
should we fail.”
The ship didn’t answer, but I felt an odd sort of
kinship with it. The engineer might find it remarkable that an
international route had been given to me, but I knew better—it was
a payment for services rendered, nothing more. My silence had been
bought with the most insignificant, smallest cargo supply route in
all of the Aerocorps. The Tesla was a minnow when compared
with the new airships that graced the skies, an outdated model that
showed visible signs of her age, from the stained fabric that made
up the envelope, to the forty-year-old engines that were far from
the highly efficient machinery that ran the bigger, longer, sleeker
airships.
I knew all this, and yet I was proud of the
Tesla, proud to be commanding her. If only everything would
go right. If there was the slightest delay or problem that kept us
from landing the ship in the small aerodrome outside Rome, all
would be lost. I had argued with Etienne that such a tight timeline
was tempting disaster, but he ignored my warnings and pleas, as he
always did. “The man may be the leader of the Black Hand,” I
murmured as I strode the gangway toward the forward hold, “but
he’ll always be a presumptuous, stubborn idiot when it comes to
listening to me.”
I pushed down the worry of what might happen should
things go awry, and focused instead on ensuring they didn’t. “That
includes unwanted problems,” I grumbled to myself as I arrived at
the hold, one of four compartments that filled the middle section
of the gondola.
“Captain Pye.” An elderly, grizzled man who
shuffled with an almost-crablike walk moved forward in his peculiar
gait to greet me. I knew from perusing the crew dossiers that his
odd method of movement was due to injuries sustained when he’d
flung himself from a burning airship. “I was hopin’ ye would come
soon. We have a great hairy bollock of a problem, we do.”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Mr. Piper. I assume the
hairy bollock must be very great indeed if Mr. Christian is unable
to deal with it.” I kept a mild expression on my face, despite the
urge to laugh at his colorful language, well aware that it could be
another test or an attempt to rattle me.
At the sound of his name the tall, very thin
redheaded man who was my new chief officer jumped, his pale blue
eyes wide with distress as he stammered out an excuse. Amusement
faded as I considered him. There was no denying I was a bit
disappointed in my right-hand man—thus far, he seemed ineffectual
and totally unsuited for the job—but I reminded myself that
everyone deserved a chance to prove himself, and that he might grow
into the job. I certainly hoped that was so.
“. . . and I only just arrived here before you,
Captain. Didn’t I, Piper? I just arrived here. A matter of seconds,
isn’t it? I couldn’t know what’s going on when I only just got here
myself, could I?”
“Aye, that ye did, arse-backward and shittin’
coal.”
Aldous Christian looked almost panic-stricken, and
I was quick to absolve him before he worked himself up any further.
He looked on the verge of an apoplectic fit as it was. “My
apologies for my false assumption. Since we are both here now,
perhaps we could know the extent of the situation?”
“But I don’t know!” he all but wailed, his face
turning beet red.
“I was directing that comment to Mr. Piper,” I said
in a soothing voice, giving the chief officer’s arm a reassuring
squeeze. He stopped blushing, but looked as high-strung as a
racehorse before the wire. “Proceed, Mr. Piper.”
“It’s bodies, Captain,” the bosun answered with
brevity.
“Bodies?”
“Oh, mercy,” Mr. Christian said, looking for a
moment as if he was going to swoon. He clutched at the edge of the
nearest stack of crates and weaved for a moment.
“What sort of bodies?” I asked, eyeing the chief
officer lest he suddenly totter toward me.
“Bloody great bodies, that’s what sort,” Mr. Piper
answered, scratching absently at his crotch. “Gettin’ in me way,
they are.”
“There’s blood?” the chief officer wailed, his eyes
filled with horror as he grabbed the bosun. “I . . . I . . . faint
at blood.”
“Where exactly are these bodies?” I asked, almost
positive that I was being tested again.
“Over yonder, behind the barrels of salted meat.”
Piper nodded toward the far side of the hold, where stacked neatly
were three dozen barrels of salted venison, pork, beef, and fish
destined for the emperor’s troops in the south of Italy. “Neptune’s
salty cods, man, let go of me arm! Ye’ll have me uniform
wrinkled.”
“Dead or alive?” I asked.
“Alive, we think,” Piper answered, plucking Mr.
Christian’s hands from his arm. “That is, there ain’t no great big
pools o’ blood soakin’ into everything.”
“Urk!” Mr. Christian said, swallowing hard.
“And no severed limbs that we could find, nor any
entrails or guts spewed out everywhere.”
“Entrails,” Mr. Christian whispered, his voice
hoarse with horror as he groped blindly for the stack of wine
barrels. “Entrails would be the end of me.”
“Aye, and they’re a right shiv up the arse to clean
up, too,” Mr. Piper agreed, sucking his teeth for a moment before
he continued. “Ye need sawdust to proper clean up after entrails,
ye do. An arseload of sawdust. And sodium carbonate, and we don’t
be havin’ much of that on board.”
“It’s good, then, that we will have no need for
it,” I said, finding it difficult to keep my lips from
twitching.
“ ’Tis the truth ye’re speakin’,” he agreed, before
adding, “It’s hard to tell if they be alive or dead, Captain. Ye’ll
just have to be lookin’ for yerself.”
“An excellent suggestion. Mr. Christian, you will
come with me, please.”
I took three steps, but paused when the chief
officer made an inarticulate noise of horror in his throat before
falling over in a dead faint.
It was going to be a very long trip.
“Son of a whore’s left leg,” Mr. Piper swore,
looking with interest at the chief officer’s prone form. “He’s
light in the ballast, that one is, Captain. Ye should have seen him
carry on when Auld John—he were the steward two seasons ago, before
Mr. Ho joined us—when Auld John had three toes drop off.”
I paused on my way toward the cargo in question.
“His toes dropped off?”
“Aye.” He sucked his teeth for the count of three.
“We’d been to Marseilles, and ye know how it can be there—lads’ll
go out lookin’ for a good time, and get mixed up with a strumpet or
two, and the next thing ye know, someone’s lopped off a few of
their toes.”
I stared at him in growing horror. “I don’t believe
I’ve ever heard of anyone losing their toes because of promiscuous
activities, even in so rough a city as Marseilles. None of the crew
I’ve sailed with have ever done so.”
“Aye, well,” he said shrugging, and poking at the
inert form of Mr. Christian with the highly polished toes of his
boot. “Could have been the pox, too. He had that right enough. He
thought his rod was going to drop off one time, but it turned out
to be the clap.”
I opened my mouth to respond, but there was just
nothing I could say to that, so instead I gestured toward the
unconscious officer, and asked, “Would you see to him while I view
these bodies of yours?”
“They ain’t me bodies, at any rate,” he said,
shuffling over to the door. “As if I’d leave them lyin’ about me
hold. I’ve been on airships for the last forty years, and never
once have I left a body in the hold where anyone can trip arse over
ears on it. Dooley! Where are ye, ye useless sod? Mr. Christian’s
taken one of his fits again.”
The old man bellowed as I moved off, carefully
picking my way around the stacks of scientific equipment and
supplies, wondering what on earth bodies were doing on my ship. If
they were dead, I would have some explaining to do before the
emperor’s men in Rome. If they weren’t . . . I gritted my teeth.
Stowaways would spell disaster. Either it was someone Etienne had
sent to watch me, or a spy for the emperor. The former I could deal
with, but the latter? It didn’t bear thinking about.
A foot came into view as I hiked up my skirts and
scrambled over a long packing crate. The crate had shifted slightly
during the last day, and now rested a good yard from the wall of
the hold. The foot lay in plain view, with the rest of the body
assumably wedged between the crate and wall.
I didn’t usually carry firearms, preferring instead
the blade hidden inside of the walking stick that Robert Anstruther
had given me on the occasion of my thirtieth birthday, but that was
unfortunately in the tiny captain’s cabin, whereas the standard-
issue Empyrean Disruptor that was given to all captains was
strapped to my hip. I pulled out the small weapon, turning a switch
that would allow the galvanic charge to be released upon
firing.
“I am armed,” I told the foot in what I hoped was a
calm voice. “If you intend on attacking me, please be aware that I
will defend myself.”
The foot didn’t move, nor did its owner respond. I
edged closer to it, frowning at the foot. It was clad in a strange
sort of half shoe, with only the front of the foot covered. The
rest was bare, as was the ankle. I moved around the crate, leaning
over it to peer behind, my grip firm on the Disruptor. “Are you
injured?”
It was a man. He lay half-propped-up against the
wall, half-flung across another person, a woman. Both appeared to
be asleep—or dead—although there was no blood to be seen, and no
sign of injury.
“Has Mr. Christian been roused?” I called over my
shoulder, straightening up.
“Aye, but he looks as pale as watered piss.”
I counted to ten, then said, “Tell him there is no
blood whatsoever, and ask him to come forward.”
Both the chief officer and Dooley appeared, the
former looking as if he was going to be sick.
“Are they . . . dead?” he asked in a thick voice. I
wondered if he was likely to keel over again.
“No. Their chests are moving, and there is no sign
of injury. I believe they are merely unconscious.”
His eyes widened as he glanced around wildly.
“Mr. Christian, please remember you are an officer
in the Southampton Aerocorps,” I said purely to brace him up.
“Officers do not panic when faced with unconscious stowaways. Nor
do they faint repeatedly, or vomit willy-nilly.” That last bit was
added in reference to the green cast to his face.
He swallowed hard, his pronounced Adam’s apple
bobbing a bit wildly, but in the end he squared his shoulders and
gave a nod. “Aye, Captain. I’m ready.”
Oh, I had my doubts as to whether he was ready for
the stresses and strains of life aboard a Corps airship, but that
was something I would have to deal with at a later time. Right now
I had to figure out who the stowaways were, and what it would mean
to me. Etienne would kill me if anything happened to mess up the
Black Hand’s plans. “Help me move them out from behind the crate.
Perhaps they swooned due to lack of air.”
It wasn’t a horribly good theory, but I didn’t
dwell on that as we pulled out first the man, then the woman,
laying them tidily on the two long crates near the door Piper
indicated as suitable resting spots.
“Where’s their velocipedes?” Mr. Christian asked as
we stood back to gaze down on the inert man and woman.
I stared at my chief officer. “Their
velocipedes?”
“Aye.” He gestured toward the woman. “She’s wearing
bloomers, so she must have been riding a velocipede.”
I glanced at the woman, wanting to point out the
obvious. But I was captain now, and I had a duty to my crew. “Those
are trousers, Mr. Christian, not cycling bloomers.”
“But . . . she’s a lady.” A puzzled frown pulled
his eyebrows together.
“There’s more to a lady than a pair of titties,”
Mr. Piper offered as he eyed the woman.
“Mr. Piper,” I said, goaded into admonishing
him.
He gave an odd little half shrug. “I’m just sayin’
that a woman ain’t necessarily a lady.”
“I do not have argument with your sentiment, just
your method of expressing it.” I moved around him to consider the
man lying on the crate.
“I’ve heard tell that some ladies wear trousers,”
the earnest Dooley offered. “In America. Before the war. I don’t
know that they do now, but I did see pictures of ladies in trousers
walking in a parade.”
“You aren’t old enough to remember the time before
the war,” Mr. Christian scoffed. “It’s only been over for four
years, and it was on for eighteen before that.”
“I’ve seen pictures!” Dooley said stubbornly, and I
knew the two would get into what I feared were perpetual arguments
about trivial matters.
“Dooley, please ask Mr. Ho to join us. Perhaps she
can ascertain if there is any injury to the stowaways.”
“You think they really are stowaways?” Mr.
Christian asked, looking both scandalized and thrilled. “Will we
have to throw them in the brig?”
“Considering we don’t have a brig on board the
Tesla, that might be a little difficult. Let us first find
out who they are and what they were doing in the hold. Perhaps they
had some sort of an attack while the cargo was being loaded, and
are here by mistake.”
I didn’t believe that for one minute, but I
couldn’t bear to contemplate the repercussions of the pair being
spies.
Mr. Piper gave me a long look, but said nothing,
just cocked his hip up on a nearby barrel and watched silently as I
made a cursory examination of the two.
“Well, they don’t seem to have any weapons upon
them,” I noted as I finished my examination of their pockets. The
man was wearing an undershirt, and dark gray trousers. The woman
was clad in a long blue tunic made of silk, and matching trousers.
It was beautiful material, and I couldn’t help but touch the hem of
the tunic with longing. Reality returned quickly, however, and I
surreptitiously brushed down the heavy wool of my uniform jacket
and skirt before turning to the bosun. “I wonder why the man is
wearing nothing but an undershirt?”
“And a black one at that,” Mr. Piper said,
squinting at it. “Black as the devil’s cods, it is. Ain’t never
seen one that color.”
“Could be he’s a thuggee,” Mr. Christian piped
up.
I looked at him in surprise. “A thuggee? The Indian
thuggees, do you mean?”
“Aye.” He nodded, his expression earnest. “My mum
used to tell me tales of the thuggees. Before the Moghul imperator
took it over, the whole of India used to be ruled by these
thuggees. They were dangerous men, very deadly and skilled in the
ways of murder. My mum said that they all ran around in naught but
their underthings, on account it made them silent and
stealthy.”
We all looked at the prone man. “He certainly is
silent, but I don’t know how stealthy he is,” I commented. “He
doesn’t look particularly Indian, either.”
“That’s probably part of his clever plan,” Mr.
Christian said, nodding as if it all made sense. “He wouldn’t want
to look like a thuggee, now, would he? That would warn you to
beware of him. They’re cunning, those thuggees. My mum always said
they were as cunning as a cat.”
“What would a thuggee be doing in the hold of my
ship?” I asked, making another quick search of the man for weapons.
I found none.
“Well,” Mr. Christian said, making himself
comfortable on a wine barrel. “What if he was a master thuggee, and
had a job to do in Rome to kill someone important, say one of the
emperor’s representatives? There’s a lot of them there now, what
with the wedding and all.”
“That is true,” I said slowly. The very reason
Etienne had chosen my ship to hide his cargo in was the opportunity
it presented to strike a blow against the number of imperial
representatives who were in Rome. “I’ve heard that there is a large
delegation in Rome to work out the terms of the treaty with the
king of Italy.”
“So the thuggee needs to get there, but with
everyone watching all the passenger ships, he can’t take one of
those,” Mr. Christian continued, clearly warming up to his theme.
“So he stows away on an insignificant cargo ship, intending on
catching the crew—that’s all of us—by surprise one night, and
killing us all in our beds. That way he can land in Rome without
anyone knowing he was there. His plan is no doubt to slip away once
he lands, and conduct his nefarious affairs.”
“God’s bollocks!” Mr. Piper said, looking askance
at the still-unconscious man. “The brig’s too good for him! Let’s
toss the murdering son of a scabby whore over the side,
Captain.”
“The Southampton Aerocorps frowns heavily on
tossing people out of airships,” I said mildly, adding, “And even
if they didn’t, I would not suggest that as a course of action in
this case. There are two flaws in your reasoning, Mr.
Christian.”
“Oh? What’s that, Captain?”
“One,” I said, ticking the item off on my finger,
“you did not account for the woman’s presence. If this thuggee was
sent to kill one or more of the emperor’s men, then why is the
woman with him?”
The young man’s face fell while he eyed the woman.
“Well . . . mayhap she’s his accomplice?”
“Doubtful,” I said, shaking my head. “Not knowing
any assassins—or thuggees—personally, I am forced to rely on the
testimony given by those who have, and never have I heard of
assassins roaming the countryside in packs. They are solitary folk
by nature, I believe, especially those who strive to achieve an
unsurpassed level of stealth.”
“What’s the second flaw?” Mr. Christian asked, a
touch acidly, I thought.
“He’s not armed. Not only would that make it
impossible for a man to single-handedly kill the eight people on
the Tesla, but it also leaves him at a distinct disadvantage
when trying to assassinate an imperial official.”
“The captain has a point,” Mr. Piper said slowly,
nodding his grizzled head. “I’m not saying the lad isn’t a
murderin’ bastard, but it’s a damned sight harder to throttle
people by hand than it is to stick a shiv in their heart, or blast
their brains out the back of their head with a Disruptor, or shove
a red-hot poker—”
“Thank you, Mr. Piper,” I said, quickly cutting off
his gruesome catalog.
“Course, there’s nothin’ to say he couldn’t be
gettin’ a knife from the galley, and spillin’ all our guts on the
floor. Nothin’ is easier than a quick disembowelin’, says I, though
it takes ye a bit to die—”
“Thank you,” I said louder, giving him a
gimlet look.
He pursed his lips and said nothing.
“Mayhap we should toss him over the side, just to
be sure,” Mr. Christian said, clutching his abdomen.
“I don’t think such an extreme action will be
necessary. The simple fact is that we have no proof that this man
and woman are thuggees.”
“Then who are they?” Mr. Christian asked, and I had
to admit that there he had me.
“We will have to wait for them to wake up to ask
them,” I said calmly.
“Could be the murderin’ sod is from the Corps, sent
out to watch you,” Mr. Piper said, absently picking his ear. “But
he’s not wearin’ a uniform, so I don’t think that’s likely.”
“I know!” Mr. Christian said, raising his hand as
if he were in the schoolroom. “He’s from the emperor, and he’s in
disguise as a thuggee.”
I ignored him, my eyes once again on the strange
man. “It is a very curious thing, no matter who he is. As for his
companion . . . I wonder what Mr. Mowen would make of this.”
I held up a small rectangular white-and-black
object. It was made of some sort of chrome, smooth and rounded at
the corners, with dangling black wires.
“What is it?” Mr. Christian asked, craning his head
to peer at it.
“I don’t know,” I answered, turning the object
over. It was about the size of my hand, and cool to the touch.
“There is a maker’s mark here: iPod. How very odd. I have never
heard of such a company.”
“Do you think it’s a bomb, then, miss?” Mr.
Christian’s eyes came close to popping right out of his head.
“It’s not ticking, and doesn’t appear to be active,
but it does have wires, and everyone knows bombs must have wires.
However, I’ve never seen one like this. It’s quite dainty.”
Mr. Piper leaned over my shoulder to examine it. “I
wouldn’t be thinkin’ a thuggee would carry a dainty bomb. A
wicked-sharp shiv, now, that I could see. But a wee little bomb
like that?” He shook his head. “Don’t make sense.”
“I’m inclined to agree, but despite it appearing to
be inactive, I believe we should get it off the ship. Since we are
almost to Marseilles, we will drop it over the side into the Étang
de Berre, where it will not harm anyone should it explode.”
Mr. Christian’s gaze swiveled to the couple still
draped over the crates. “A petite bomb! That must mean . . .
Captain, do you think they’re”—his voice dropped to a hoarse
whisper—“revolutionaries?”
Mr. Piper sat up a bit straighter, but his eyes
were on me, not the strangers. I didn’t mind him looking to me for
direction, but the speculation in his eyes was a bit
daunting.
“I doubt that,” I said slowly, looking back at the
man and woman, picking my words carefully. “I did not find the
Black Hand insignia on them, nor do they have any weapons. It’s
been my experience that revolutionaries always carry
weapons.”
“Oh. I suppose that’s so,” Mr. Christian said, his
face falling. “Still, would have been exciting to have caught some
revolutionaries, wouldn’t it? I’ve heard that the emperor himself
rewards those who turn them in. I’d love to see him, just
once.”
“I’ve seen him,” Dooley said as he reentered the
hold, his chest puffing out with self-importance. “He rode by when
I was on leave in London. He was in a beautiful black carriage,
made of glass it was, and there was a lady next to him, a glorious
princess all dressed in gold, glittering and sparkling in the sun
just like my brass buttons.”
“Your buttons are a disgrace to the Corps,” Mr.
Christian answered, his lip curling as he gestured toward Dooley’s
jacket. “And that wasn’t a princess next to the emperor—it was the
Duchess of Prussia, the one he’s marrying in ten days’ time.”
I ignored their banter as I chewed over a
possibility that had just struck me—could it be that Etienne had
sent the couple to assist me? It wasn’t unknown for him to send
assistance when he thought it necessary, but he knew me well. A
memory rose of him pulling on his clothes as I lay tangled in the
sheets, exhausted and sated, his gray eyes warm with amusement as
he said that he could always count on me to be proficient in all
that I did.
A faint blush rose at the memory. The knowledge
that I had given myself to a man who was using me for political
reasons was not one of my finer moments, but I had survived it,
just as I had survived everything else. No, Etienne would be
confident in my ability to do my job. Besides, he would tell me if
he was sending a couple of members incognito—and he hadn’t said
anything of the sort the last time we’d met. Although it was true
we hadn’t had more than a few snatched minutes, it not being at all
the thing for a captain in the Aerocorps to be seen in the company
of the head of the revolutionary force determined to overthrow the
emperor.
I sheathed the Disruptor. “Dooley, did you find Mr.
Ho?”
“Aye, Captain. She’ll be along directly,” he
answered, hovering around the bodies.
I directed a pointed glance at him. “Then please,
about your duties. Mr. Christian, would you be so kind as to ask
Mr. Mowen if he could spare a moment to examine the device we
found?”
“Aye, aye,” he answered, giving a brisk salute as
he hurried out of the hold.
I waited until the sound of their footsteps on the
gangway faded into nothing before I turned to my companion. “Well,
Mr. Piper?”
“Well, Captain?” the old man said, his gaze
skittering away from mine with cagey awareness.
“Do you think they’re revolutionaries?”
His eyes met mine again for a moment before turning
to the two people. “What ye said about revolutionaries never bein’
found without weapons ain’t true, it ain’t true at all.”
“No, it isn’t, but it’s better if Mr. Christian
thinks so.”
“Aye, the lad’s been dropped on his head once too
often,” the old man agreed, idly scratching his rear end. “Could be
they are revolutionaries. They have the look of strangers
about them. But what would such as them be doin’ on the
Tesla?”
“Doing what revolutionaries do best, I suppose,” I
answered, contemplating a miserable future that started with the
people in front of me, and ended in disaster, possibly death.
Probably my own. Or, God help me, worse. “Sowing dissent,
attempting to overthrow the emperor, and destroying all things
imperial. It’s going to be a nightmare when we land.”
He slid me another odd look. “Perhaps.”
Before I could ask him just what he meant, the
unconscious man moaned, and lifted his hand to his head. “What the
hell hit me?”
His words were slurred slightly, but that wasn’t
what concerned me—it was his accent. An American accent.
“Ratsbane!” I swore, pulling out the Disruptor.
“He’s American!”
“I ain’t never heard of an American revolutionary,”
Mr. Piper said meditatively. “Is there such a thing as an American
thuggee?”
“Sir,” I said, addressing the man with both words
and the weapon. “You will regulate your movements. I am holding a
firearm, and the setting is on sensitive.”
“What?” The man rubbed his face, then opened his
eyes, squinting at me. “What’s sensitive? Ow. Other than my head.
Would you mind me asking who you are, and just what you’re doing in
my lab?”
“Could be he’s not so much a revolutionary as he is
lackin’ in wits,” Mr. Piper murmured.
I couldn’t help but wonder if that was true. A lab?
What was the stranger talking about? He certainly appeared
befuddled, his face expressing a combination of pain and confusion.
Perhaps he was just a poor soul who had wandered onto the ship by
mistake? No. That would be too much of a coincidence. He had to be
there for a reason, a reason I was sure to dislike intensely.
“Jupiter, Mars, and all the little planets,” the
man said in a manner that indicated he was swearing. He rubbed his
head, then turned to look at me. With a start, I realized his eyes
didn’t match—one was brown, while the other was mossy green. Oddly
enough, it was attractive on him, not discordant, as I would have
supposed. In fact, his face was attractive, too.
What the devil was a handsome spy doing on my
ship?
“Did I ask who you were?” he asked in a voice that
was still a little thick.
“Yes. I am Octavia Emmaline Pye.” I bit back an
oath at my words. What on earth was I doing giving him my full name
with such casual disregard? Captains in the Aerocorps demanded and
received respect; they did not engage in common chitchat
with suspected criminals. I strove to put the stowaway in his
proper position, saying in a stern voice, “You may refer to me as
Captain Pye.”
With a sudden move that had me scrambling backward,
the man swung his legs over the edge of the crate and got to his
feet. He wobbled for a few seconds, then straightened up to his
full height. He blinked in surprise at me for a few moments; then a
smile curled his lips. “Did I miss the memo about a masquerade
party?”

Log of the HIMA Tesla
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Five Bells
Monday, February 15
Forenoon Watch: Five Bells
“Er ...” The man rubbed his head as if it
pained him. His Efingers moved around from his forehead to the
side, causing him to wince. “Sins of the saints—that’s a hell of a
goose egg.”
“You’re injured? We didn’t see any signs of that.
Allow me to look,” I said, cautiously moving around to his side. I
held the Disruptor firmly in case he was attempting to fool me, but
he made no move other than to duck his head when I gently parted
his hair.
“Careful. I don’t know what happened to me, but it
hurts like hell.”
I sought, and found, the source of the pain—a lump
on the side of his head the size and approximate shape of a quail’s
egg.
“What’s the fancy dress about? Ow! That
hurt!”
“I’m sorry.” I stopped gently probing the injury,
taking a step back from the man.
He grinned at me, a lopsided grin that tugged on
something inside me. “ ’Sokay. It’s just that the pain is kind of
ebbing and flowing, although at least it seems to be clearing now.
Kind of. Sorry, did you tell me what the occasion is? I seem to be
a bit rummy, still.”
“Occasion?” I tried not to openly examine the man,
but he seemed quite different now that he was animated. He seemed
much . . . well, much more. More handsome, more alive, more vital.
And oddly endearing, which was a very odd emotion to feel about a
person who could turn out to be a spy or worse.
He waved a hand toward me. “For the costume. Is
there a con going on?”
“Con?” I mentally chided myself for repeating his
questions in such an idiotic manner, but I didn’t for the life of
me understand what he meant.
“Convention.” He touched the lump on his head,
winced again, and rubbed his jaw, instead. “Like a cosplay one? You
heard of cosplay?”
“No. Mr. Piper?” I glanced at the bosun. He looked
as confused as I felt.
“Nay, Captain. Codsplay, now, that I have. There’s
a whore in Marseilles who can wrap her tongue all the way around a
man’s cods and still have enough left over to—”
“I’m afraid you have us at a disadvantage, sir,” I
said loudly, interrupting Mr. Piper before he could go into any
further detail. I gave him a sharp look, but he was too busy
staring at the stranger to notice it. “What I would like to know is
who you are, and what you are doing on my ship.”
“That sounds like a useful sort of woman to know,”
the man said to Mr. Piper with one of those male-to-male knowing
looks.
“Aye, that she was,” he agreed, propping himself up
on the crate again. “She could milk a man dry with both her mouth
and her—”
“I think I’ve heard just about enough of your . . .
friends . . . in Marseilles,” I interrupted again, this time
managing to catch the bosun’s eye.
He grinned. “Sorry, Captain. Forgot ye was a
woman.”
“Indeed.” I transferred my gaze from him to the
stranger, who was examining me with a look of admiration that would
have, had I been a lesser woman, had me blushing.
“That’s a hell of an outfit,” he said, and, before
I could say anything, moved around behind me, examining the back
side. “Incredible. It’s just incredible. I love the scarlet coat.
Steampunk, right? You don’t see much scarlet in steampunk outfits.
Most folks go in for browns and blacks, but the scarlet looks
really good, even though you have red hair. I was always under the
impression that redheads weren’t supposed to wear red, but it looks
good on you. And I really like the corset.”
I gasped a little gasp, looking down at myself,
fearing for a moment that I had forgotten to don a blouse, but no,
all was well.
“I wouldn’t be a man if I didn’t,” he said, winking
at Mr. Piper. “I mean, what man wouldn’t love the effect of a
corset on a woman’s . . .” He made a gesture toward his
chest.
I straightened up and glared at him.
“Although I thought you were supposed to wear the
corset on the outside?” he continued, tipping his head to the side
as he stared at my breasts. “Not that the lacy top isn’t pretty and
all. It really frames your . . . er . . . breasts nicely. But every
other woman I’ve seen had hers on the outside.”
“Her tits?” Mr. Piper asked, his eyes bugging out a
bit as he, too, stared at my chest.
I hurriedly started buttoning up the long row of
brass buttons on my coat.
“No, corset. You know how ladies are—they go to all
the trouble of making a corset, and they want to show it off. Don’t
blame them at all,” the stranger answered.
Mr. Piper considered me speculatively.
“I assure you that I did not make my corset,
not that it is apropos to anything,” I said in a voice that sounded
aggrieved. I never realized how many buttons the uniform jacket had
until that moment. Both men watched with what seemed to be
disappointment as I buttoned it across my breasts. Immediately
after the last button was slid into place, I began to sweat under
the effect of all that heavy wool bound tightly around me.
“Nothing wrong with an off-the-rack model, either.
I bought a great Victorian frock coat that way, although I haven’t
had a chance to wear it to any steampunk events yet. I don’t have
much in line of a costume, to be honest. You know, I have to say
that your modded gun is awesome. I’ve tried my hand at converting a
couple of Nerf guns to something steampunk, but they never turn
out. That looks really authentic. I particularly like the brass
tubing. Can I see it?”
“Sir!” I said, perhaps louder than was strictly
polite, snatching back the Disruptor that he had managed to take
from me, so baffled was I by his speech. I pointed the gun at his
chest, and donned my most austere expression. “I am bound by the
laws governing the Southampton Aerocorps to inform you that you are
under arrest for unauthorized presence on a ship under contract for
imperial business.”
“Wow, you have the whole persona down and
everything,” the man said, little lines around his eyes crinkling
as he laughed a rich, deep laugh that I could swear I felt
reverberating in my bones. I told my bones to stop being so
susceptible, and frowned at the stranger. “That’s really great. And
what about you?”
Mr. Piper straightened up as the man turned to him.
“Piper’s the name. I’m bosun here.”
“Wait a minute—Aerocorps? Bosun? Captain?” He
looked at me again, delight filling his mismatched eyes. “You’re an
airship fan, too? I know a lot of steamy folk consider them way too
overdone, but I have to admit, I’ve always had a fondness for them,
and although I don’t have a persona, I always thought that if I
did, he would have something to do with an airship.”
“Are you daft?” The words slipped out of my mouth
without my brain agreeing they were at all right and proper to say,
which of course they weren’t. I rubbed my forehead, a small
headache starting to blossom there. “Sir, I fear we are talking at
cross-purposes. Perhaps if we were to start with a few simple
facts, we might proceed to those of a more strenuous nature. What
is your name?”
“Jack. Jack Fletcher.”
I examined his face, mentally trying out the name.
It suited him. He looked like a Jack.
His smile faded into a frown as he looked around.
“Hey, where’s Hallie?”
“Would that be your female companion?” I asked,
ignoring the prick of sweat that formed under my arms. I did not
normally wear my coat buttoned except when required by protocol,
and certainly not in the warm, airless confines of the hold.
“My sister. She was with me. I think. We were . .
.” He touched his head as his voice trailed off, a puzzled look on
his face. “We were talking about something.”
“Your companion is here,” I said, moving aside so
he could see behind me.
With a cry of, “Hallie!” he rushed over to the
prone woman. “What’s wrong with her?”
“Nothing that we could see, although I must admit
that we did not notice the injury to your head,” I answered, moving
around the woman’s feet.
“Hal? Wake up!”
“Nrrng.” The woman frowned, licking her lips for a
second before rolling over onto her side.
“Come on, Hal, make an effort to wake up.” Jack
tried to roll her over, but she mumbled something incoherent as she
slapped at his hands. He looked up from her to me. “What have you
done to her?”
There was ire in his voice, ire and an unspoken
threat. I straightened my shoulders. “We have done nothing but move
you both from where we found you.”
“Found us?” He looked around again, his gaze this
time taking in the visible contents of the hold, his expression
growing more and more dark. “What the hell? Where are we?”
“You are in the forward hold of His Imperial
Majesty’s Tesla, an airship that is under my command,” I
said, allowing a little sting of irritation to sound in my voice.
“Perhaps, Mr. Fletcher, you would be good enough to tell me how
your sister and you happened to be found behind a crate of salted
beef?”
“Jack,” he said, moving away to examine a crate of
surveying equipment.
“Mr. Fletcher,” I repeated, a bit more forcefully,
following after him as he suddenly jetted down a narrow aisle
between crates. “Sir, I must remind you that I am armed.”
“Wow, this is really impressive. What is it, a
warehouse?” he asked, pausing next to the salted meat, tracing the
logo of the Aerocorps that had been painted on the wood. “I have to
say, your group has gone to a tremendous amount of trouble to
create an authentic setting.”
I cast a glance behind me to Mr. Piper, who hobbled
over to us. “If you could please answer my question, Mr. Fletcher,
we might be a little forwarder.”
He grinned at me, his laugh lines crinkling at me
in a way that made my stomach flutter. With stern determination, I
ignored the sensation.
“You even talk like something straight out of a
Victorian book. Brava, Octavia.”
“Captain Pye,” I said sternly, taking a good firm
grip on the patience that was fast slipping through my
fingers.
“But Octavia is such a pretty name,” he said,
winking at me. “It fits you well. This isn’t by any chance a film
set, is it? I hadn’t heard through the grapevine that there was a
new steampunk movie being made, but this—” He turned around,
gesturing toward the stacks of crates in the hold. “This is really
amazing.”
I gasped at the sign painted on the back of his
undershirt, staring at it in disbelief. “You dare?”
“Satan’s stones!” Mr. Piper gasped, as well, as
soon as he caught sight of it. “Aw, lad, and ye seemed like such a
nice fellow.”
I leveled my gun at the man as he spun around.
“What’s wrong?” he asked. “What do I dare?”
“Your arrogance,” I said through a tight jaw.
“Well, at least we know what you are now.”
“I’m a nanoelectrical systems engineer,” he said,
giving me a puzzled look. “I don’t see how that’s overly arrogant,
although I have to admit to being labeled as a nerd once in a
while. But usually the stories about Alaska and Mexico get out, and
that reputation wipes out anything else. If I was to tell you that
I was accidentally swept up in a group that hijacked a whaling
ship, but had nothing to do with the whole thing, what would you
say?”
“That you were a scoundrel, rogue, and the worst
sort of adventurer,” I said, indignant that my inner workings
seemed to be wholly at odds with my brain. For some inexplicable
reason, the confounded Mr. Fletcher seemed to hold an attraction
for me. Well, I would have none of it. I had not been the wisest of
women in my choices of male partners, but I was not stupid. I would
learn from my mistakes.
“Oh, man,” he said, rubbing his face. “You’ve heard
those absurd stories? I swear to you, I was just a victim of
circumstance, nothing more. I’m not an adventurer. I’m not dashing
and romantic. I’m not Indiana Jones.”
“But you are an airship pirate,” I said,
gesturing toward the entrance to the hold with the Disruptor. “You
will please return to your sister.”
“Airship . . . Oh, you mean my T- shirt,” he said,
the puzzlement in his face fading into amusement. “It’s a band. I’m
surprised you haven’t heard of them. They’re pretty good. You
should listen to their latest CD—I bet you’d like it. It’s got some
goth overtones to it, but it’s still very listenable.”
“Sir, I have had quite enough of your conundrums.
You will return to the entrance now, or I will be forced to use the
Disruptor.”
“Knock yourself out,” he said easily, looking
interested. “Does it have working parts?”
My patience was gone. With a silent oath, I pointed
the gun toward the edge of the crate nearest him, one containing
uniforms, and fired. The weapon spat out a single pulse of charged
aether, blasting the corner of the wooden crate into a thousand
little slivers. The smell of scorched wood drifted back to me as
Jack examined the results.
“That’s pretty impressive. Did you have one of
those special effect squibs rigged to blow up?” he asked slowly,
reaching out to touch the still-smoldering remains of wood. With a
yelp, he jerked his hand back, blowing on his fingers as he looked
up to me. “That’s hot. How did you do that?”
“Am I to assume, Mr. Fletcher, that you deny the
fact you are an airship pirate when the sign on the back of your
undergarment states the opposite?”
“I got the T-shirt last night at the concert,” he
said, looking back at the destroyed crate corner. “It wasn’t a
squib you used, was it? It looks like the wood was hit by a
high-temperature bullet.”
“Pulse, not bullet. The Mark 15 Empyrean Disruptors
use pulses of heated aether rather than bullets,” I corrected him.
“And now I’ve had enough of this farce. Please return to your
sister.”
“You really are taking this to quite a length,
aren’t you? Well, I’m afraid that I’m not going to be able to play
along with the whole thing much longer. I’ve got a lot on my plate
today, and my boss will be on my back if I don’t get some things
done. Hal? Wake up. We’ve got to get going.”
“Will you see to it that Mr. Christian has the brig
arranged properly, Mr. Piper?” I asked the bosun.
He eyed Jack for a moment or two. “Ye sure ye’ll be
all right with the blighted bastard?”
“Bastard?” Jack said, frowning at him. “Look, I
don’t want to pick a fight with you, but I don’t appreciate being
called a bastard when I haven’t done anything to deserve it.”
“I will be perfectly safe, Mr. Piper,” I reassured
him, nodding toward the Disruptor.
“Aye, Captain.” Piper scurried around Jack, careful
to give the younger man a wide berth.
Jack watched him go with a disgruntled look that he
turned upon me as the door closed behind Mr. Piper. “OK, it’s just
you and me and my addled sister, so you can drop the act. What’s
going on here, Octavia, if that is really your name?”
“It is. I’ve told you repeatedly, Mr. Fletcher—you
are my prisoner. It is you who seems to have trouble accepting that
fact. There you are, Mr. Ho. I have been waiting some time for
you.”
“My apologies, Captain,” the woman who was our
steward’s mate said hurriedly, a bit out of breath. “I was up in
the starboard stabilizing plane, helping Mr. Mowen. Dooley said
someone was injured?”
Beatrice Ho, a slight woman of Asian descent, gazed
at Jack with frank appraisal. Although I had been with this crew
for only a few days, I had marked the steward’s mate out as someone
I would enjoy knowing. She seemed a sensible young woman,
hardworking, and knowledgeable in her job. I had no doubt she would
rise in rank within the Aerocorps . . . but that didn’t explain why
I was taken with an idiotic urge to shove her out of the
room.
“Mr. Ho?” Jack asked, giving her a
considering look.
The hairs on the back of my neck stood on
end.
“It is a custom in the Aerocorps to refer to all
members of the crew in the masculine form, regardless of gender,” I
said, annoyed with how stiff my voice sounded. I would not be
influenced by this scoundrel! “It is an archaic rule, I agree, but
we are bound to follow the traditions of the Corps, and thus Miss
Ho is referred to as Mr. while she serves on board this ship. Mr.
Ho, this gentleman’s sister is indisposed. She appears to have no
injuries, but I would feel more comfortable if you were to examine
her.”
“Certainly.”
“Mr. Fletcher, perhaps you would step out into the
gangway while Mr. Ho works,” I said, gesturing toward the
door.
Jack gave the steward a long look, then nodded and
opened the door, waiting for me to go through.
“You will precede me, please,” I said, fighting the
urge to brush back a lock of his hair that had fallen forward on
his brow.
“For God’s sake . . .” He went through the door,
stopping abruptly just beyond it, moving only when I gave him a
gentle shove between the shoulder blades.
“Good God in heaven . . .” His voice held an odd
mixture of awe, surprise, and disbelief as his head tilted back,
his gaze going upward.
“Is something the matter?” I asked, trying to hold
on to a shred of patience. I had to admit that one part of me was
dying to know what outrageous thing he would say next. What came
out of his mouth wasn’t at all what I expected.
“This is an airship,” he said, spinning around to
face me as he gestured toward the aluminum girders and struts that
made up the framework containing the balloon envelopes. “It’s
really an airship.”
“What did you expect?” I asked, confused by the
honest astonishment visible on his face. I searched his eyes, but
found nothing there but profound surprise.
“But . . .” He turned slowly in a circle, his gaze
darting from the balloon envelope directly above us to the six
others that spanned the length of the airship. “But this is real.
It can’t be, but it is. I’ve never seen anything like this before
in my life.”
“You’ve never been on an airship before?” I
couldn’t help but ask.
“No.” He turned back to me, his gaze earnest as he
took my free hand. “Octavia, what’s happened to me? How did Hallie
and I get here?”
I stared at him, not wanting to believe the
evidence before me, but I couldn’t deny the truth—he was genuinely
confused.
“I wish I could answer that, but I cannot,” I said,
strangely touched by the way he clung to my hand as his gaze rose
once more to the supporting structures of the airship. “But we will
find out, Mr. Fletcher. You may rest assured that we will find
out.”