CHAPTER TWO
Juneteenth Walker wanted more. Trapped in the
corner of the fevered nightmare of his life, he suffered from the
epiphany of a fuck-up's resignation: he was never going to rise
higher. Baylon kept him on the crew out of what passed for
goodwill, but Dred was the main man and if Dred got word of his
latest fuck-up, he was done.
The slow growth of keloided
needle tracks trailed along his arm. Too many black moles dotted
his skin. The spike rested in his vein though he'd already pushed
the plunger. His head lolled back and the heroin rush took him to
dark places. Images of a flesh-stripped baby sucking at the damp
skin of the elongated tits of an emaciated old woman with too much
paunch and lank hair danced in his mind's eye. The resounding
closeness of the dark thundered in his ear.
The picture of this scene froze
like a bootleg DVD in need of cleaning before resolving into his
present or at least not-too-distant past. Half-formed shadows
entwined in the night. The dirty mattress stank of liquor and
blood, the close squalor of rusted pipes and cracked plaster walls
around him. A woman with a large nose and a numb smile gazed up at
him in the approximation of a come-hither stare that at one time
might have been sexy. Her body remembered her poise and flirting
coyness despite her now-sagging skin and dusty complexion. Her
toothless mouth wrapped around his engorged member, still mewling
from his lap for a taster package. A transaction of flesh for a
free dose. As if electric wires stabbed into his thigh, he
convulsed, her filthy fingernails digging into him as she bared her
gaping mouth full of his seed. Far from pleasing, the entire
concerto of writhing flesh played out with the pleasure of him
crawling along a hill of razor blades. Anything to divert his
attention. To numb him.
Junie tripped over a body in the
debris-littered corridor. A series of doorless rooms lined the
hallway. Alone with the ritual madness and his thoughts, a long
drag from the cigarette helped him to ride down his high. It was
almost time to get back on the clock and start grinding, if he
still had a place on the crew. In a straight-up dope fiend move,
after he screwed up the count, he blamed it on being jacked by a
notorious street thief. He knew he had better keep hiding the truth
because if Baylon knew, goodwill notwithstanding, they'd beat his
ass before putting him out of his misery.
Back in his spot, he set down the
controller for his PlayStation and spat out the last of his
sunflower seeds when Parker Griffin hit him up on his cell for them
to do a run. For appearance's sake, he wanted to appear busy or, if
nothing else, at least not at the immediate beck and call of Baylon
as, after all, he was no man's errand boy. He told Parker to be at
30th and MLK and he'd pick him up in a half-hour. Nearly an hour
later, practically punctual in his world, he saw the skinny man
with a boy's face, with his eager eyes and teeth too large for his
mouth. It was his hair, a Mohawk with the hair on either side of it
braided into corn rows. Five-O would always be picking him up if he
worked a corner.
"'Sup, Junie," Parker
said.
Junie hated the nickname, but it
wasn't as if he were in love with his given name, either. "'Sup,
big man. You still got that hair."
"What took you so long?" Parker
changed topics. The last thing he wanted was to become one of those
nondescript fools. He envisioned himself like Samson in the Bible;
his strength, his image, was in his hair and he'd be damned if he'd
cut it for a woman, much less a dude.
"You interrupt a man while he's
in mid-stroke, you should expect him to take a minute to get his
rhythm back."
"I heard that." Parker reached
out to give him a pound.
The easy acceptance of the lie
pleased Junie. It meant that his rep was set. Truth be told, he
already had five kids by five different baby mommas, none of whom
he bothered to know. But he had rather informally taken Parker
under his wing and enjoyed the way Parker clung to his words. Junie
was overprotective of him to the point of being too quick to take
knucklehead bullshit to the next level.
For his part, Parker, though
young, was anxious to prove himself both to Junie and to Baylon. It
was just like Parker to admire a no-heart pretty boy with too much
flash and too much to prove like Junie. He rolled with Parker's
older brother – "Griff," as the right of the firstborn included the
claim to his own name – and Parker worshiped both of them. It had
been three years since Griff was killed.
"Where we heading?" Junie
asked.
"Over to Breton Street. Night's
boys playing our corners a little too close."
Junie held his fingers up like a
gun and squeezed off a few rounds.
"Nah, nothing like that," Parker
said. "Yet. He said we should just make our presence
felt."
"A'ight."
Jonathan Jennings Public School 109 – named
for an early governor of Indiana – was a no-tolerance zone for the
drug trade, not that the fact stemmed things beyond creating a
neutral zone of sorts between the two major crews, Dred and Night.
Dred's lieutenant, Baylon, had been tasked by Dred with
establishing a west side beachhead which started with control of
the Breton Court condominiums. Night's crew, helmed by Green,
Baylon's equivalent in Night's organization, held down the Breton
Court corner along with three of his boys and staked a claim to
much of the west side of Indianapolis. Boys was the right word: all
of the street games were run by would-be men who had "teen" in
their age. Except for Green. Green was eternal. It was rare for a
higher-up such as Green to be seen on street level, though if
anyone would, it would be him. There was no getting in Green's
head, he simply was who he was.
Junie pulled his car into the
parking lot of PS 109 and adjusted the rearview mirror so that he
could get a full view of the situation. He had barely gotten
Green's crew into sight when Green's baleful stare locked onto him.
It was almost as if Green's grim countenance, his haunting eyes in
particular, filled the mirror. Junie snatched his hand back as if
burned.
"Everything all right?" Parker
asked.
"Yeah. I just wanted to get up
before we do what we do." Junie reached under his seat and pulled
free a rolled sandwich bag thick with chronic. Two prerolled blunts
sat on top. It was well known that Junie always held a bag filled
with weed at almost all times. By his account, he simply liked to
carry enough to have a party any time. He was a sharing kind of
guy. Truth be told, he lacked the patience and dexterity to roll a
simple blunt and often had folks roll him a couple as thanks for
his generosity. Junie sparked one up then and without hesitation,
passed it to Parker. "Pass me my business and pop that glove box
for me."
The act itself, being treated as
an equal by Junie, got Parker up as much as the weed itself, but he
retained his sense of cool. He handed him back the blunt and
reached across to the glove box. It fell as open as Parker's jaw at
the sight of the Taurus 85. "That live?"
"They all live, remember that.
You better tuck that away if you're gonna step with me."
"Baylon said no beefing, just be
a presence."
"Then we'll be a strapped
presence. I'm like a Boy Scout up in here. Always prepared. If shit
jumps off, I want to be able to hold more than my dick, you feel
me?"
Cognizant of ever-present eyes,
Parker kept the gun below the window line and slipped it into the
large pocket of his oversized jeans. The pair exited the car
escorted by a cloud of smoke. Parker's stride changed immediately.
More than just the newfound weight in his pocket altered his gait.
No, his entire bearing was different, like he'd gone from boy to
man for real. He imagined himself as taller, harder, like one of
those dieseled brothers in lock-up. His eyes narrowed as if daring
any passing motherfucker to fuck with him. Yeah, the gun juiced him
like he'd been popping Viagra all evening, and when he glanced over
at Junie, he realized he'd found the secret to Junie's reckless,
Chief Swinging Dick stride.
Decorative red posts lined the curb in front
of the entrance to the Breton Court rowhouses, now seats for
Green's men. Green stood, a proud tree shading his men under the
umbrella of his presence.
A Mexican family had purchased
the gas station/convenience store as well as the restaurant beside
it. The convenience store doubled as a fast food kiosk and, knowing
their demographic, served Hispanic and Jamaican dishes. Marbles,
two stores down in the mini-strip of shops, catered to folks' soul
food needs. Strolling down the sidewalk fresh from a run to the
convenience store for some burritos and Jamaican patties, King's
steps hitched as he came upon the panorama. His street-smart eyes
analyzed and broke down the scene.
The name of the older of the two
who crossed the street from the school's park eluded him. They
walked toward the Breton Court condos from the east side keeping
pace with King's approach from the west. No one needed reminding
who was at the center. Green had been around as long as anyone
could remember and stayed in because he had three things working in
his favor: he was smart, he wasn't greedy, and he wasn't ambitious.
Green always seemed to be someone's lieutenant, the shadow
advisor/enforcer to whoever wore the crown. Yet he had little
interest in the throne itself. Despite the warmth of late summer,
Green kept a regal demeanor. A chinchilla fur coat rested atop his
suit, gold like leaves in fall, which matched his pair of Robert
Waynes. The duo passed Green's crew without comment, slow-stepping
in front of them, chests puffed out in a preening dare to action.
Like a fine conductor, Green's sole reaction was to hold out the
palm of his hand; his well-trained orchestra didn't so much as
flinch.
Suddenly, the name of the older
one came to King: Juneteenth Walker.
They'd come up together, though Junie ended up doing a nickel in
juvey rather than complete high school. Whether he realized it or
not, Junie had the fallen crest of a man who'd been broken by time
lost, reminding King of the man who was too old to be in the club:
he had the right dress, talked the right talk, but had the air of
being rather… pathetic. He stopped directly in King's
path.
"You on my corner," Junie said to
King, but for Green's benefit. King remained close-mouthed as if
too good to speak to them. "I'm talking to you,
motherfucker."
"Excuse me?" King neither broke
his mild stare nor stepped away.
"You heard me, motherfucker. Do
you know who I am?"
"I know who you are,
Junie."
Junie's heart swelled despite the
use of the nickname, part with pride as he believed his name had
began ringing out on the streets and part jacked up on adrenaline
and weed. He spared a glance at Parker to see if he'd heard the
same thing. Parker's hand itched, wanting an excuse to pull his
newfound manhood. King displayed no emotion other than his eyes
saying that he could care less what they thought of him. He was
mindful of the territory boundaries. Gray zones were the most
dangerous. To the west, Dred. To the east, Night.
"I heard there was a
misunderstanding over real estate over here," Parker said in a poor
man's stagewhisper.
"You heard wrong," Junie said.
"We expanded into unclaimed territory. Think of it as a market
correction."
"Excuse me." King pushed the
cold, coiling temper of his down to a deep place. Well, a deeper
place. Unlike them, he had real responsibilities and folks who
depended on him and didn't have the time or patience for machismo
posturing so he moved to step around them. Green glared with
baleful and empty orbs.
"Punk-ass bitch," Parker said to
King's passing side. "That's what I thought."
"We'll finish this later," Junie
echoed.
"I highly doubt it," King
said.
Life came down to crossroad
moments. Staring at Junie, waiting, eyes heavy with contempt, King
had no interest in this little street performance, no matter whose
benefit it was for; however, he wasn't going to be pushed around in
his home court. He neither sought the street nor any of the foolish
sense of self it engendered. But he could and would handle his
business.
"What'd you say?" Junie
asked.
"If I have something to discuss,"
the cold thing slithered up King's gut, through his throat, and
found a home in his mouth before he could control it again, "I
doubt I'll take it up with some scrub nigga. Your boy here talks
too much shit. Ain't got no call to be talking to me like that, but
now you done had your say, you want to be a man, you free to step
to me any time." His back stiff with resolve, King waited for Junie
to make the next move though he hoped for a quiet resolution. He
just wanted to put his head up for the evening. The younger one had
the natural youthful swagger brought by easy access to guns and
leading to reckless courage, but Junie was a punk and would always
be a punk.
"You going to be seeing me later
on." Though his voice was unconvincing, Junie brushed his hand
against his shirt and revealed the outline of his piece.
"We got a problem?" Green asked
as if bored with the entire affair. His voice grumbled like
branches snapping in a storm.
Junie stepped forward, Parker
stayed back and to his left. Green's men withdrew a few paces,
backing up Green. Junie thought about stepping to Green, but a
voice in his soul cried out knowing better. Junie waited a moment
too long. Fear lit his eyes as he searched for the right mix of
bravado and wit. "Nah. I think we understand each other."
The French described the feeling
he would experience for the next few days as l'esprit d'escalier:
all the shit you thought of to say on your way down the stairs
after your butt had been clowned in front of your boy. Junie
couldn't meet Parker's eyes.
"Too many eyes on us now anyway."
Parker revealed the gun butt above his waistband. "You didn't see
nothing."
"You don't want me to see shit,
don't do shit where I can see it," King said, the cold thing slowly
wrestled under control before it pushed its luck in the calming
situation.
"Come on, man. I think our
message has been sent." Junie hoped sheer attitude would be enough
to stanch the wound of bleeding pride.
Parker turned on his heel,
glanced back and then spat at his feet. He'd have pulled his piece
and dusted that fool in front of Green to show him they were men to
be taken seriously, but he backed his man's play. They might think
they punked him, but they'd soon know what it meant to cross
Baylon's men.
The chorus of barks from the Rottweilers
stirred with his passing, Baylon walked his prize bitch, an
American Pit Bull Terrier. She never barked, the "surgery" saw to
that. From a distance, she was a beautiful dog, but upon closer
inspection, she was a stalking hematoma of a brute. A network of
still-healing scars latticed her head and legs, with recently
cleaned-out puncture wounds, she was a picture of barely suppressed
rage spoiling for an excuse to explode.
From his back patio, it was only
a matter of getting to the end of the row of apartments – shielded
from the prying eyes of the street by a row of perpendicular facing
apartments – to confront the figure waiting for him. His lawyer
wanted to look down his long nose at Baylon, but couldn't. In fact,
he could barely meet his eye. Baylon studied him with his harsh
squint, waiting for the payoff. It was barely perceptible, but the
slight movement of his small Adam's apple came: the swallow of
fear. He knew he had him.
"Things are looking good,
Baylon," he said, with his high-pitched, tense voice.
"That a fact." Baylon approached
with his flexing gait. Not quite the full pimping stroll, but
enough to convey the fluid movement of his prison-built bulk.
"Hearing's coming up."
"It was only a juvey
charge."
"I'm not trying to see the inside
of any jail."
"I wouldn't worry about it. The
DA's entire case hinged on one witness."
"My nosey-ass
neighbor."
"Exactly. Word around the court
steps says that your neighbor's up and vanished on them."
"Word?" Baylon asked, nonplussed,
eyes halfclosed in on-setting ennui.
"Yeah, I figure that they'll be
dropping formal charges shortly." The lawyer skittishly glanced
about. "You got anything for me by way of payment?"
"Yeah, I got you." Baylon reached
his hand out to shake. The lawyer took his hand, palming his future
fix, then backed away quickly from the bared teeth of the dog.
Baylon smirked. "Do you know how you turn a perfectly tame pet into
a ruthless fighter?"
"Not really."
"You chain it up, beat it, starve
it, tease it, then beat it some more. That's the way life is. The
sooner it knows it, the sooner it's ready to handle it. Then it's
ready for the fight every time out."
"Um, OK, then I guess I'll see
you at the next date." His lawyer swallowed again.
"Whatever, man." Baylon turned on
his heel in a casual dismissal of the man. He had some fools to sit
down with. A row of Rottweilers' snouts protruded from under his
patio. They seemed every bit the innocent dogs seeking a petting
hand. He'd seen those same snouts rip apart cats thrown their way.
He walked past them, short, heavy chains attached to thick collars
held them at bay. He usually kept them hungry, lean for the fight,
but he spoiled them the other day. Other neighbors may have seen
the feeding; hell, he wanted them to see. Even if no one did, he'd
spread the rumors himself, building his rep, instilling fear, and
quieting any other would-be heroes or nosey-ass
neighbors.
"That's a good bitch," he said to
her.
But she said nothing.
The houses were piled on one another, barely
a few feet between them, with their fenced-in small yards. Every
now and then, one of the houses had a boy sitting absently,
bouncing a basketball between his legs. Two cars couldn't pass one
another on the cramped streets if anyone was parked on either side.
Junie kept his head low, his eyes darting from side to side,
studying the mess of kids hanging out on corners. The low bass from
a passing car roused his attention, so he scuttled down the
sidewalk then crossed the street abruptly. If he were worried about
being followed, he needn't have been. Everyone knew where he was
heading. Junie knocked on the door of the two-storey home.
"It's me."
Parker opened the door.
Excruciating silences and averted eyes shadowed their interactions
– Junie hadn't spoken to him since the incident with King James
White.
Baylon stood down the hall in the
living room and glared at them with drooping, yet condescending
eyes. Abandoned by family – they gave up on him long ago – his
people had been scattered by the game. His friends were either dead
or in jail. His life was transitory, with him moving often. Cash up
front, no name on anything; as far as the system was concerned, he
swam underground. Junie reached out for a hand clasp, but Baylon
glanced down at the expectant hand as if it were leprous, then
found a seat in the living room. All of the furniture had been
pushed back against the walls for maximum room to navigate. Junie
and Parker turned at the clack-clackclack of paws on hardwood
floors. Baylon's dog trotted past the open doorway. Junie couldn't
help but think of a shark swimming in its tank.
"What's the matter? You afraid of
a little bitch?" Baylon asked.
"Dogs make me nervous is all,"
Parker said.
"Look here, Sideshow Bob." Baylon
focused on Parker's Mohawk, so ragged it looked like a small
village of crows nested in it. He snapped once and then pointed to
the ground next to him. The dog came and laid down where he aimed
his fingers. "You just have to know how to handle
bitches."
"What's her name?"
"What the fuck I'm going to name
a bitch for?" Baylon demanded. "Now, someone mind telling me what
the fuck is going on?"
"I'm a-tell it to you straight."
Junie tapped his fist into his open palm. The loudest one in the
room, by Baylon's reckoning, was usually the weakest one. Junie was
too quick to step to a man and jump into foolishness, which usually
led to a bigger mess and a greater headache. He was out of his
depth and long overdue to be demoted. "Me and Parker went down to
represent, just like the man said to."
Parker nodded. Young and
inexperienced, but he had potential. He was smart, anyone could see
it in his eyes. If he put that mind of his in some books, he could
be an engineer or a scientist of some sort. Not into a lot of the
flashy bling nonsense, not overly ambitious, he took the long view
on situations. Rarely speaking unless he had something to say, he
also had a streak of crazy to him. It danced in his eyes, ready to
step up, when needed, as needed.
"So you went down to the school
to scope out what's what…"
"And it was just like you
thought. Night's boys be out there grinding. Green his self out
there overseeing."
"Green? No shit?" No charge ever
stuck on Night because Green took them when the police thought they
had a case to make. Green's was the same old story: soldiers fell
on their swords and the king survived. After his bit, and because
he stood tall, Night promoted him to his number two man.
Promote wasn't the right word. If the
rumors were true, Baylon didn't understand Green at all. Green
could step out on his own any time, but he preferred to defer to
someone else when he could. It was like he was beyond ambition and
was in the game strictly for the love.
"True, true. Now, we's about to
step to them when your boy comes up the street," Junie
continued.
"Who?"
"King."
At the mention of the name,
Baylon's face tightened. A more perceptive eye might have noticed
the slight hitch to his breath as if suddenly troubled by an old,
dull pain he thought he'd learned to live with. "Go on."
"I'm not saying King stepped into
it, but he got caught up in some back and forth."
"Even though you were there to
deal with Night's boys." Baylon knew Junie thought all of his fast
talking would save him. He wanted to tell Junie to save the
bullshit, but he opted to indulge the little performance.
"I done said Green was
there."
"So you…?" Baylon's voice
trailed.
"Sent a message to them through
King."
"And this… message… how do you
think it was received?"
"I would have to say… mixed,"
Junie said.
"A mixed message?" Baylon lowered
his head and rubbed his eyes as if that would stop the migraine
that threatened to crush his skull in a vise. Speaking of skulls,
he wanted to crack Junie's open if only to see what passed for
brains in him.
"I'm just saying, it wasn't as
clear as I would have liked."
"Are you trying to be cute with
me, motherfucker, or just trying to piss me off?" Baylon got up and
paced. Junie opened his mouth, but Baylon's curt gaze shut him up.
"So what I'm thinking is that since our message may have gotten
muddled in the delivery, we need to send a stronger
message."
"Parker and I are already on
it."
"You two sit still. I'm gonna
need to think on this for a minute, see what's what with Dred, and
get back with you."
"Maybe if I was to explain it to
Dred…"
"You don't get to speak to the
man." Baylon knew his control on the men was constantly being
tested. Despite their failings, they had the nerve to question
whether he could still run things. The shit stopped with him and it
was only a matter of time before someone took him for weak and made
their move. Or Dred would. So Baylon damn sure couldn't leave his
fate in the less-than-capable hands of the Junies and Parkers of
the world. Experience beat youth every time, and right now, their
crew was way too youthful.
"I think what Junie's getting at
is that we want a chance to handle this ourselves," Parker spoke
up. "Without bothering Dred. Show him, and you, that we can handle
our own end. Like men do."
"Like men do, huh? Is that it
now?" Baylon itched for a drink, nothing alcoholic or anything like
that. Just something to steady him. He imagined something
civilizing, like a hot cup of tea. Something a gentleman would
drink. He stood, his prize bitch cocking her head in trailing
attention, anticipating his command. "Everyone had their say? Now
let me tell you men something. Business
is good. We have a quality product and a quality pipeline. We will
always have competitors, but we don't need to escalate things to
knucklehead level without cause. The right statement, the proper
show of force should be… elegant. You two aren't suited for
elegant, but that's all right though. You don't send a bull into a
grocery store for eggs. But I tell you what, I'm gonna let you
prove me wrong. Within reason, step up and move up. If not, I'll
bring in someone, or someones, who can."
Though quite likeable and
charming most days, Baylon had grown quite disgusted at Junie. At
the quality of soldiers in general, these days. If he passed for
their muscle, that meant their shit truly was weak and Baylon hoped
Dred hadn't concluded the same thing.
"Where is she?" Dred asked. This world could
not contain him, yet it managed to hide her. The room was thick
with smoke as he needed to get his head up, to reach the next
plateau for his thoughts. Stoking the dragon, like a distant
furnace, he needed to sow terror, to bury teeth of hate to raise an
army. For now, he was at war and his immediate enemy had revealed
himself, but Dred knew she also remained a loose end.
The room had grown hot with
closed-in heat. Thick tufts of smoke issued from his mouth. His
mahogany skin glistened with perspiration – the cloying scent of
chronic barely covering his mild BO – from the exertion of
summoning. His vacant eyes viewed a dream, bending and reshaping it
to suit his needs. That was the true magic, sculpting dreams and
calling them forth. Which was why he loathed interruptions,
preferring the clarity of his own thoughts.
"You got a minute?" Baylon hated
dealing with him when he was like this and hated entering the room
even more.
"I know she's out
there."
"Who?"
"My moms. I know she's out there
and she has one lesson left to teach me."
"What's that?"
"That's between a boy and his
moms," Dred croaked, his voice cracked as it grew distant. "I'm
conjuring."
"I can see that."
Dred rolled into view. The sight
of the once so vital man strapped to a wheelchair never failed to
alarm Baylon. He bent over for the forearm-to-chest hug. Dred's
wheelchair notwithstanding, the ring must be respected and kissed.
The chamber, bereft of any furniture, seemed more cavern than room;
steep shadows gave the illusion of it being deeper than it was. Bay
windows faced the moon, yet the light didn't seem to much penetrate
beyond being a dim glow. An ethereal swirl of the smoke coalesced
above the mounds of uncut heroin mixing with their
product.
"Word has it Junie and Parker
have made a royal mess of things," Dred said.
"Not to hear them tell it, but
yeah. Worse, Dollar and 'em will have to come back on them. On
us."
"Worse still, we're going to be
seen as incompetent. Weak." Despite being confined to the chair,
Dred had a better read of the streets than those who traipsed in
them. His arithmetic of the situation arrived at the same
unfortunate conclusion Baylon had.
"We just don't have the soldiers.
We've got to have more bodies. Parker has potential, but not if he
keeps up with Junie. All he's learning is to be bold to the point
of crazy. Sees everything as a test to make sure he's ready to go
to the next level."
"First things first. It's time
for a leadership shakeup."
"What do you mean?" Baylon felt
the tremor in his voice even if his ear couldn't pick it up. Maybe
Junie wasn't the only one overdue for a demotion. Suddenly the same
anxiety of being called to the principal's office overswept
him.
Dred waited a few extra
heartbeats to let Baylon stew in his discomfort.
"Junie and Parker have fucked up
one time too many. More than even they realize." Junie, like no
other, made Dred miss the use of his legs. He wanted to rise up and
kick the living shit out of him.
"How so?"
"Assuming Green leaves Dollar to
handle things, that's one thing; but he may want to get involved
personally on top of things. That's two fronts if Night truly wants
to push back. Then our own fools brought King into the mix, which
drew the attention of the mage. He may not be what he once was, but
I wanted more time before that happened."
"What does King have to do with
it?" At the mention of the name, a pain shot along the base of
Dred's back, a lightning bolt which faded to nothing as the pain
rippled to below his waist, a black hole of sensation. Dred
remembered when it happened and thinking "My God, did everything
just change for the rest of my life?" He rolled his chair backward
and inhaled. "I'm calling in the Durham Brothers. They'll be
reporting to you. They'll be our new hitters. Put Junie and Parker
on some corner work, cool them out for a while. That solve your
problems?"
"The trolls? That's all you had
to say."
"Don't let them hear you call
them that."