CHAPTER 22
Dry Cleaning Bills Are Outrageous in My Line of
Work
Bruiser didn’t come alone. He had Evangelina in
the car with him and a second car followed behind with two people
in it, headlights casting bright beams across the drive and
landscaping. They parked and all four got out, slamming doors. Two
lawyer types were wearing suits, ties, and polished shoes. Bruiser
and Evangelina were wearing jeans, boots, and white T-shirts,
almost as if they had planned to look like the Bobbsey
Twins. Something green and pointy twisted deep inside.
Keeping my bloody clothes out of the headlights’
glare, I met them at the bottom of the steps, our shadows going in
all directions depending on how the spotlights in the shrubbery hit
us. Taking the bag full of hamburgers and the bag of my clothes
from Bruiser, I rolled the food bag open as we climbed to the front
door. The smell was greasy and wonderful and I tore into the first
burger instantly, standing aside, chewing, as Bruiser leaned in
through the open front door and flicked on a light. Stasis spells
don’t always stop electricity from working. Good to know.
Bruiser shook his head. Evangelina nodded to Nettie
and said, “She’s under a stasis spell.” Well duh. But I kept that
to myself. No need to antagonize the witch who was going to make it
all go away without something exploding. She studied the room,
seeing the spell from different angles. “The whole first floor is
under a series of them, and they overlap like soap bubbles in a
tub. This was not a cheap undertaking. Give me a minute to study
it.”
“Wait,” I said, focusing on Evangelina and
swallowing the bite I hadn’t finished chewing. It stuck midway down
but I talked around it. “Leo’s under a hedge of thorns, a
silver-tipped stake, one of mine, on the floor beside him, and he’s
bleeding.” When I said it was one of mine, Bruiser turned at a
slight angle to me, which freed up his right arm and positioned his
body for an offensive strike. It was an unconscious move, but one
that said he was primed for violence in defense of Leo. Which put
me in my place, and said as much as anything where his loyalties
lay. He might want to sleep with me, but he’d never put me or my
needs in front of Leo. I could have told him that the stake was
lost, but why bother? He should have figured that out for himself.
I shoved my reaction to that down deep inside with all the other
stuff I didn’t want to look at too closely. “There’s a hand showing
at the edge of the security screen.”
“You went inside?” one of the lawyers said. “What
if you had set off the spell?”
I could see the edges of the spell, which no human
could, but I wasn’t about to say that. I made a slight eye roll.
“But I didn’t, did I? And it’s a good thing I went, because I saw
the security monitor with Leo bleeding and in danger. I have a
feeling that his attacker is caught in a stasis spell only inches
away. If you break the spells all at once and the hedge
drops too, he can kill Leo before we can stop him, as weak as Leo
is. And I got a good look at Leo’s blood-servants and blood-slaves.
Some are hurt. Some look like they have wolf bites. If we have
paramedics and the proper emergency equipment ready when the spells
go off, we can treat the injured. Maybe even save Nettie.”
“I do not recommend calling the police until Leo is
able to speak to this matter,” one of the legal beagles said, his
face shadows and planes in the porch lights.
“If you drop the spells and Nettie dies, when you
could have saved her by doing it my way, are you willing to accept
the legal and moral responsibility?” I asked. “Because if someone
dies, I’ll name you in a heartbeat, buddy.”
“Patrick Sprouse, meet Jane Yellowrock.” Surely I
was imagining Bruiser’s droll tone.
Neither of us replied to the introduction, but the
lawyer’s eyes trailed over my bloody clothes. “I was not suggesting
that we allow the girl to die. However, Leo is wounded? And you are
covered in blood. A great deal of blood.”
“Dry cleaning bills are outrageous in my line of
work,” I said, going for flip and sarcastic. But I knew what he was
really accusing me of. “I didn’t set this up and I didn’t attack
Leo in his lair. The werewolves who set this up got off a lucky
shot.”
Bruiser gave me that half smile, but I could see
his concern as he took in the amount of blood on my clothes.
Patrick stuck out his chest and said, “My first responsibility is
to Mr. Pellissier. If the girl is under the employ of—”
“It’s Miss Yellowrock to you, lawyer-boy. And
the girl a heartbeat away from dying in there has a name.
It’s Nettie. Now call for help. The only reason I didn’t call the
cops and paramedics already is to make sure somebody was here to
handle the fallout.”
Bruiser laughed as if he’d won a bet. “I shall call
in some of Leo’s scions to heal the less severely wounded, and
bring healers and Sabina in to heal Nettie and Leo. But unless
someone dies, there’s no reason to contact law enforcement.”
The lawyer nodded, his eyes on Bruiser. “I concur.
Who would you suggest we bring in?”
Bruiser turned to me. “Describe the lair.”
I understood what he was asking. Leo, as Master of
the City, would have several lairs. “Pale gray walls, what looks
like sterling silver or polished pewter poster bed, white sheets,
except where his blood is, which is practically everywhere.”
“He’s here, then. That simplifies matters.” Bruiser
named three vamps and said he would go himself to pick up Sabina. I
knew the priestess would have to be the one to heal Leo. Only one
of the very old ones could heal a vamp from silver-poisoned wounds.
“Do you have their contact information?” Bruiser asked the
lawyers.
“Yes.” The other lawyer, not worthy of
introductions, perhaps, pulled out a cell phone and started
punching numbers. I listened long enough to make sure he was
calling vamps, and turned back to Bruiser. I didn’t say thanks. You
don’t say thanks for doing the right thing. But I did give him a
slight nod as I finished off my second hamburger and opened
another. He eyed the fast food bag and shook his head. He and the
witch sat on the top step side by side. The lawyers wandered back
to their car, voices grumbling as they dialed vamps, grumbling
about me, which made me smile.
Bruiser swiveled his head to me. “You do know how
to make friends and influence people, Jane Yellowrock. I’ve said
that to you before, but some sarcasm bears repeating.”
“Yeah? Then let me influence you one more time.
Send some people who are loyal to you to find Tyler and bring him
in. He’s in this up to his neck and sinking fast.”
“Can you prove it?”
“Think so, yeah. Well enough to convince Leo. And I
already informed NOPD.”
Bruiser thought about that for a moment, maybe
thinking that the hired help should have informed Leo and him
before the cops. But he inclined his head in a brief bob, relief
and thanks and something that looked like thwarted need on
his face. “I’ll call on the way to get Sabina and send a team for
him.”
“You can find him that fast?”
“If Tyler has his phone with him, yes,” he said
standing and moving down the stairs for his car parked below.
I thought about my cell and the GPS tracking device
in it. “One more thing,” I said. Bruiser paused. “The wolves who
attacked Leo have Rick LaFleur and he’s been hurt. If I can—”
“I have no idea where the wolves are. But if I hear
something, I’ll let you know. Before I call the police.”
Yep, the hired help had been put in her place, but
it wasn’t like I could gripe about it when I was asking a favor.
“Thanks.”
The cars all pulled away, leaving me alone in the
shadows with burgers and a bag of clean clothes. I rolled the bag’s
top closed and headed back to the barn to change. No need to
advertise my bloody state if Leo’s fanged henchmen were arriving.
Old blood never turned a sane vamp on, smelling like death, like
leftovers spoiled in the fridge, but the predator in them might
want to take a closer look at my wounds. No need to give them a
reason to make me defend myself.
As I approached the barn, the wind carried the reek
of old blood before me and the barn emptied in a stampede of
squeals and thrashing hooves, while barn cats of every size and
description gathered, some twining around my ankles and jumping up
on stall doors to get a better view. I was under no illusions that
it was me that attracted them. It was the blood and the
burger bag.
Inside, I stripped and sniffed myself. Though all
my blood and the chicken blood had been groomed off me by Beast or
flaked away when I shifted, wearing the clothes had left me stinky.
I found a hose and drain in a grooming area and washed, the chill
water hitting me with a shock. It must be well water, because my
shower water never got this cold. It was almost as cold as mountain
water. While I rinsed, I drank from the hose, feeling my tissues
swell like a sponge as I rehydrated.
When I was cleaner, I dried off using two towels I
found folded in a stack. They were clean but rough, smelling of
detergent and only slightly of horse, which was a nice scent after
my own old blood smell. I dressed in clean clothes, jeans and a
tee. “Mine,” I said to the cats, shoving them away from my food
bag, and hearing an echo of Beast when she claimed things. Or
people.
I shoved my feet into socks and the butt-stompers,
and stuffed the stiff, bloody leathers into the small duffel. I
wished for a brush, but made do with finger-combing the hip-length
mass before braiding my hair and sticking stakes back into it.
Dressed, I felt more secure, safer, though I knew better than most
how little protection clothing really was. Last, I located the
mangled silver collar that Beast had found at Leo’s and hidden.
“Dang,” I murmured, turning it to the light as I made my way back
to the house. It had defended me from multiple vamp-fang attacks
and not been the worse for wear. Wolf fangs, backed up by powerful
jaws, had ruined it. The pattern and some of the silver rings could
be salvaged, but it wasn’t going to be cheap.
Back at Bitsa, I placed the clothes and most of the
weapons into the saddlebags, and reloaded the shotgun. I strapped
it to the bike, knowing that if the cops did get called, I’d have
to hide them. The M4 smelled freshly fired, and there was no good
reason to have a fired weapon and bloody clothing at the scene of a
bloodbath. For now, I strapped vamp-killers on each thigh and hip,
and the one holster that wasn’t bloody under my left arm. The strap
rubbed uncomfortably on the tender skin of my recent wounds.
With as much accomplished as I could under the
circumstances, I sat on the front steps of the house and nibbled
the last burger, tossing bits of cheese and beef paddies to the
cats that followed me from the barn. They were still milling around
me when Bruiser and Evangelina, who seemed to be glued to his
heels, got back, Sabina in the backseat. Three more cars pulled in
within moments of one another, a human
blood-servant/bodyguard/driver and a vamp in each. I recognized
Innara, one of the coleaders of Clan Bouvier, and Koun and
Hildebert, Leo’s warrior scions, and noted that none of the vamps
had been part of the conspiracy-whispering taking place at the
vamp/were sleepover that had started all this. Bruiser had chosen
well.
As they left their cars, doors slamming, I got to
see what vamps wore in the their free time, when they weren’t
trying to kill me or attending a black-tie event. It was jeans for
the guys and cotton pants and silk tank for Innara. Sabina was in
her typical nunnish robes. She probably didn’t own anything else.
The bodyguards were dressed in jeans and jackets to hide the array
of weapons each carried. We looked one another over, assessing
danger levels, and decided we didn’t have to react. I gave a little
head bob to acknowledge them, and got one back from each, security
personnel greetings, all business.
I gave a little head bow to Sabina, knowing that
there was something more I should probably do to acknowledge her
status, but I didn’t know what it might be. She wasn’t my
priestess, after all. The vamps gathered around the open front door
and breathed in, nostrils expanding and contracting as they
scented, a weird, almost choreographed body movement, bizarre to
observe on the non-breathers.
“Wolves,” Hildebert said, his lips curling into a
snarl. His fangs snapped down. I tensed, readying myself for a
vamped-out rage, but his pupils didn’t expand, his sclera didn’t
bleed scarlet. He was ticked off but in control. For now.
“Gone,” Innara said. She bent and dipped her head,
folding her body in a way that would have been distinctly
uncomfortable for a human. It was creepy looking, like a lizard,
her fingers outspread and her upper body whipping side to side. She
took short sniffing breaths, following scent signatures. “For some
time. I count ten or more. One was the woman. Her level of
excitement is extreme. She is still in heat and smells”—Innara
sniffed in little puffs of indrawn breath—“ill.”
The others nodded as they drew in the air. “Twelve
altogether,” Koun said. “And the smell of magic is sharp and bright
on the air. But what is that other scent?”
“Cat of some kind,” Hildebert said.
“I saw Kemnebi when I got here,” I said, to lead
them away from thoughts of me, “in the tree line, hiding, watching.
And there are barn cats. Maybe one of them, you know, got
inside.”
“Yes,” Innara said. She looked at me under her
lashes, assessing and suspicious. Which didn’t make me happy at
all. “Perhaps.”
As soon as the vamps had sniffed their fill, the
former—and surely soon-to-be again—prime blood-servant explained
what they might expect to see immediately inside. He finished by
saying, “I’ve sent Alej andro and Estavan for Bethany, but they may
be some time convincing her to help us, and Evangelina doesn’t
think we can wait for the stasis spells to wear off, in case that
triggers some other disaster.
“We can’t see her wounds, but by the amount of
blood Nettie has lost, she’s close to death. I suggest that Koun be
at her side when the stasis spell falls, as he has the most
experience treating battlefield wounds. If she has to be brought
over to save her, are you prepared for a youngling?”
Koun shrugged his massive shoulders. “If need be, I
will take her. She has the signing of the paperwork and
contracts?”
“Yes,” Bruiser said, and I instantly wanted to get
a look at the paperwork a blood-servant wannabe-scion signed just
in case they got injured on the job. Talk about your worker’s comp.
“Sabina,” he said, “you will need to be with me in Leo’s
lair.”
My ears perked up. I wanted to see Leo’s lair. But
I also wanted to see what Koun did to heal Nettie. I wished I had a
body for each soul, so I could be in two places at once. Deep
inside, Beast snorted with amusement.
“Hildebert, according to Jane, it appears that the
wolves bit some of the servants gathered in the formal room. We’ll
need to deal with the more serious injuries first. Then, when
everyone is stable, we’ll see if Bethany and Sabina are able to
help them. Perhaps we can keep most of them from being infected by
the were-contagion.”
Hildebert said something guttural, but cussing is a
universal language. I got the point.
“I called Gee. He can heal them of the bites if he
gets the message in time.”
Bruiser looked at me strangely and I got the
feeling that he hadn’t known that. “Jane, you will be with Sabina
and me. When Evangelina drops the spell, you deal with Leo’s
opponent. Sabina will assist with Leo.”
“And you?” I asked.
“I’ll figure that out when Leo is stable.” Bruiser
turned his attention to Evangelina. “Can you get us in place
without setting off the stasis spells?”
“Jane can take you and the priestess in. I’ll get
the guys in.”
Bruiser asked me, “Is there a stasis spell around
the security console? I need to see the status monitor and make a
few adjustments.”
“No,” I said, sounding grumpy. “Just follow in my
trail. If I move left or right as if to avoid something, even if
you can’t see anything, don’t deviate. The spell covers every bit
of blood splatter, and there’s a lot of it.” Bruiser and Sabina
close on my trail, I stepped across the threshold and led the way
across the Anzu heraldic device to the security closet. “From here
on back I don’t see any spells of any kind.”
Bruiser opened the door to the console and a moment
later, he said, “Splendid. No one changed the passwords.” He
clacked around on some keys and scanned a series of screens. “You
were right, Jane. Tyler’s password is listed. He let them in.”
Bruiser backed out of the narrow space, and indicated the
hallway.
“We’ll take the stairs down and I’ll call you when
we’re in place,” he said to Evangelina, who was still in the foyer,
standing in front of Leo’s huge warriors.
I hadn’t known there were stairs down, but
considering the artificial hill this place was built on, it made
sense. I followed them, Sabina’s skirts swishing as she moved. I
had noticed once before that her feet never made a sound, but her
starched skirts did. It was weird, but all vamps were eerie. The
old blood smell floated back from her as we walked, making my
stomach turn on the greasy burgers and boudin balls.
There were bloody prints and smears all over the
kitchen, most leading outside through a delivery door. The stairs
were behind the kitchen, in a narrow nook between a walk-in
refrigerator and a butcher shop-sized cutting board. The only
indication that something was there besides wall was a small entry
keypad. Bruiser pressed seven keys, placed his open hand on the
wall, and pushed. The wall opened inward soundlessly, the stink of
decomposing blood whooshing out, to reveal a dark hallway. When
Bruiser stepped in, the overhead light came on, a motion detector
at work, and revealed a steeply descending, switchback stairway, a
metal handrail on one side and slick painted wall on the
other.
Leo had made use of the interior space of the
hillock under his house; the center of the mound had been hollowed
out and reinforced. I spotted three security cameras and laser
motion detectors. Not that they had done him any good, but it was
hard to design a security plan for any eventuality. And I
figured werewolf attack hadn’t been high on the designers’
minds.
We started down, Bruiser’s and my boots clomping
echoes off the bright walls. Blood, smelling of wolves and Leo, had
dripped all over the stairs, smeared with paw and boot prints, all
dry.
The door to Leo’s lair was at the bottom, where
Bruiser entered more numbers on another keypad. The door opened
with a gust of air, a rotten blood and wet dog scent whooshing out
along with a dull red light, to reveal the room. Leo’s home-base
lair was a small apartment consisting of a sitting area and a
king-sized, four-poster, pewter bed with a headboard of curlicues
and fleur-de-lis. And a lot of blood. The sheets and pillowcases
were drenched in it. The rugs below were sloppy wet with it. And
Leo was in the middle of it all, half lying on the mattress, his
position changed from the first time I’d seen him. His bare right
foot rested on a rug, his left on the mattress, and he was leaning
back against a mound of bloody pillows wearing black pants and a
once-white shirt. His face and body were slack, his skin so white
he looked like a mannequin, waxy with death. His eyes were closed.
And his chest was still, breathless, with that vamp undead-death
thing.
My silver-tipped stake was at his feet, bloody and
well-used.
Hedge of thorns encircled the bed, casting a
reddish light over everything, giving Leo the only color he had,
making the blood appear even more vibrant and deadly. But unlike
the spell that protected my boulder garden, this one hadn’t burned
the rugs or walls and stopped short of the ceiling. And it seemed
to provide an additional purpose than simply a last-ditch bolt-hole
activated by the primary’s blood. This one was a trap. Caught in
the hedge, held a foot off the floor, was Girrard
DiMercy.