I WAS SO DISTRACTED and happy that I didn’t even notice the stabbing pains in my feet. But I did feel relieved when Marty and I sat down. Most of us at our table—Marty, myself, Andie, Seth, Jacob, Tom, Stacey Lee—hadn’t eaten since breakfast. I practically vacuumed down the salmon and caviar appetizer. Totally delicious.
“Have you seen the final menu?” Stacey Lee asked, leaning over my shoulder.
After our food-testing session, where our crack team of gourmets hadn’t been able to eliminate a single one of the choices, I had given Stacey Lee total freedom in planning the wedding dinner. Why not? She knew a lot more about party planning than I did, and I had enough other things to worry about. I guessed that with the first course through, I might as well look at the menu.
I picked up the heavy vellum card next to my water glass and read:
Hors d’Oeuvres Variés
Smoked Scottish Salmon with Beluga Flan
Wild Mushroom Bisque
Salad of Lamb’s Lettuce and Heirloom Tomatoes
Choice of
Crazy Tuna Hash
or
Crazy Chicken Hash
Assorted Petits Fours
Wedding Cake
As you might imagine, the main-course choices came leaping out at me. “Are you crazy?” I said to Stacey Lee. I showed the menu to Marty, who started laughing.
As if on cue, a waiter placed in front of us the most beautifully composed plates I’d ever seen—an elegant pyramid of pieces of fresh tuna resting on a bed of fingerling potatoes, all of it topped by a cream sauce with shallots and toasted almonds.
“Enjoy,” Stacey Lee said as she returned to her seat.